December 20, 2009

160: But You Have No Vagina

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160: But You Have No Vagina

This week we ask the question: What is the real draw with mermaids when they have no vaginas? Does this also mean there are no lesbian mermaids? We review two movies: Across The Universe and A Christmas Story. Just make the whole neighborhood spit on the kid before you pour boiling water on his tongue. Serves him right, the fucking hippie. All you need is love? NOT WITH THE POLE!

We realize Michelle Duggar is actually a rat. Why else would you have a 19th baby but to feed it to the other kids? We dig into sports and discuss the World Cup draws and of course the Game of the Week. Victoria buys some high heels and quickly learns why women don’t wear these all the time. She visits Friends of Cats and more clearly defines a true kitteh thug. We have a little bit of a stupid disagreement over who’s iPod is better: her new orange Nano or his iTouch.

Victoria has an Awesome List! This one’s a good blend of various things so you’ll wanna hear it. We touch on Tiger briefly. OK that was probably a poor choice of words. We’ve found our perfect breakfast place: The Incredible Cafe in Rancho Bernardo. Go check it out. A Local strip club catches fire while we’re recording. We discuss the company “end of year” party. We realize during this party that we are opposites and Daniel refuses to be Paula. He works his magic hands on the box and is awesome. The food, was NOT awesome.

Victoria adds in a few juvenile takes on things like a Meat Stick Bonanza, Dutch Ovens and rape tomatoes. The weapon of choice: Corn syrup and glitter a la tar and feathering. You get all this in 72 minutes. Like it? Hate it? Tells us by leaving comments at uncast.net or emailing us at uncast.net@gmail.com OR CALL US! (619) 940-4SEX (4738)

 

December 7, 2009

159: Pon de Floor Party

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159: Pon de Floor Party

We bring in Aaron and Butch after a long night of chili, gourmet popcorn, beer and watching the same video over and over to different songs for about two hours. We enjoy a few more beers on the show but don’t go into too much detail about them. Topics tonight include Victoria watching constructicons tear apart a building at her work, a Friday Night beer run with co-workers and kissing Jeff Dunham. Yeah, I’m creeped out too. Let’s just move on, shall we? OK so we learn 7Weird Ways to Not Get Sick (including kissing), a sing-along on Vicodin, some band names with a Star Wars twist (recent Twitter meme) and then on to vampires. Can Aaron beat up a vampire? We’re not sure. You tell us.

We go on to some of the week in sports including more wins by Norwich City FC, the MLS Cup and of course the Game of The Week. We end by briefly mentioning Daniel’s hatred for the letter C and end after about 70 minutes.

As always, send in some comments at uncast.net, write us at uncast.net@gmail.com and call in at (619) 940-4SEX or you could just check out Butch and Aaron online. We need to hear from you good folks! How’ve the holidays been? Got any interesting Thanksgiving/Christmas stories to share? What should we do this winter? You know, besides sex. That’s a given. Let us hear ya!

 

November 21, 2009

158: OMG I Was A Dyke!

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158: OMG I Was A Dyke!

Victoria starts off by ruining “New Moon” for everyone. We discuss the Lupilin Effect with IPAs and enjoy Avery’s Dugana IPA. There’s talk of JanuaRHI, maple syrup, some movies Victoria recently watched, vampires and Blake Lively. We learn about a man in Britain with bionic bowels. If the robots want to take over, they’ll have to start from our bottoms. We run through a Lightning Round of Food, Australians, the South African Economy and why beer is awesome. Victoria enjoys last.fm on her XBOX 360 now and we ask everyone which of these are sexy: monocles and/or fur hats? Naked pornstar in a ushanka and monocle? Fur hat and long wool socks?

Victoria starts a new band called Glocked and Loaded and we all roll our eyes. No judging though, we swear. Thanks to Butch and others, we learn that bacon sandwiches help cure hangovers. Daniel goes through his Sports News for the week and we wrap things up with an article from our Whorespondant, Rhian. Check her out with Big Jim on Audiobuzzed! Also props go out to our contributors this week. Go listen to I Love Lard and The Scream podcasts and check out Butch’s blogs at ButchRosser.net and TheIslandOfMisfitSongs.com. This episode for 86 minutes, 32 seconds.

The month isn’t over yet! DONATE to Movember for Daniel! Also we still want to hear from you all. Leave comments at uncast.net, email us at uncast.net@gmail.com or call us at (619) 940-4SEX

 

November 14, 2009

157: I Like Chicks With Sticks

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157: I Like Chicks With Sticks

Lists telling you what your beer says about you suck. We spent a weekend in Arizona celebrating Halloween with the DaHonays again. This time I didn’t lose my job doing it. We finally got around to watching Watchmen and the big blue penis was not all it was cracked up to be. Sex to Hallelujah is awesome though.

Some couple is trying to make their house partly out of straw. Well, I’ll huff and I’ll puff. Victoria discovers the original Star Trek series and it’s terrible cheesy goodness. Well, that’s how she views it anyways. Daniel doesn’t see it. We get a bit of sports talk from Daniel, who is still looking for an NHL team that he can root for.

Oh and we’re asking YOU to talk to us. Call us at (619) 940-4SEX, write us at uncast.net@gmail.com or leave comments on uncast.net but we want to hear how you’ve been. Do you have some stories or observations from life? Opinions on something we’ve said recently? Articles or topics you’d like to hear us tackle? Let us hear ya!

We end the show with a Wal-Mart wedding, some rules a restaurant builder wants his staff to follow and we definitely get our opinion out on some of those. Victoria caps the episode off with a theory about Snow White and we end with a second call to action:

MOVEMBER has started! What is Movember? Well check it out here: us.movember.com
but essentially it’s a way to raise awareness and education about men’s health issues such as prostate and testicular cancer. I started the month clean shaven and I’m growing a mustache (or trying) throughout November to raise money that goes to the Prostate Cancer Foundation and the Lance Armstrong Foundation. DONATE NOW!!! Click HERE.

 

November 6, 2009

156: Hands On The Table

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156: Hands On The Table

We have Rachel and Victor with us this week! Show starts off with some beers for the week and the drinks start flowing far before the recording making for a semi-chaotic output from all involved. There’s even a fuck break involved. For the audiophiles, our apologies.

Victoria’s parents take us out to dinner and we love it. We discuss their latest cruise and how much Victoria hates her mom’s fudge. Victoria starts asking me inappropriate questions about a co-worker and certain cold sex toys. Rachel breaks out the condoms and Victoria breaks out the Sexy Halloween Cocktails and Bacon Bake Sale. Some people at work cheat on contests just for a Wii prize and being a Scottish Brand Ambassador is NOT worth living in Houston for.

Victoria learned some things from podcasts since Daniel is unable to listen to them much anymore thanks to his job responsibilities. Apparently according to the news, Anglicans can now be part of the Catholic church. Who knew?! Why don’t people like to dress up for Halloween like back in the day? The girls grace us with an Awesome List and then we ask you all to share with us your favorite childhood books.

 

October 21, 2009

155: Wherjews

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155: Wherjews

Starting off the show with a nice hoppy IPA from Scotland. Y’all know how I like my scotch. I also like Scottish Ales. We go into the first of what will be many pot lucks at my new place of employment. That of course leads to some of Victoria’s latest cooking goodies. We also go to the latest Rev concert at the House of Blues and what happens when you mix hillbilly with Motley Crue. Follow that with a Party!Super Party! And you can’t believe the fun that could be had.

Victoria bitches about Geico commercials, read about a wooly bridey and a strange Japanese restaurant centered around paying it forward. There’s football Game of the Week action and guess what happened? It wasn’t a hummer, that’s what it wasn’t! Gimme this, gimme that, call us or email us you know where to go. We just wanna hear from ya. Enjoy this episode in a flat 51 minutes.

 

October 13, 2009

154: Don’t Pee On Your Children

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154: Don’t Pee On Your Children

Sit down and relax with your favorite Oktoberfest beer. We enjoy the fares from Karl Strauss and Schmaltz Brewing. This week’s Game Of The Week was more exciting than it had any right to be and this week’s game involves Monday Night Football and an AFC East rivalry. We go shopping for my Halloween costume and we give all of you a challenge. The first one to correctly guess what my Halloween costume and either calls or emails us with the answer gets a prize. Also just in case you doubted, Texas is back y’all! We introduce the unknowing to a blog about Cake Wrecks. It’s classic and we love it. Victoria gives us some helpful advice and the title of our episode.

We have to ask though, what is it with foreigners and their obsession with Pop Tarts? We realize that poor Chicago was two O’s short of the Olympics. So did Rio de Janeiro but it’s the first time any city in South America has hosted so maybe that’s it. We touch a bit on the David Letterman thing and Victoria asks if she can have a threesome with me and a bizarro world version of myself. Victoria takes issue with farm animals teaching kids and I really start to doubt her sanity. Some annoying bitch decides she can’t help but sing along to Karaoke even when it’s not her song and she’s not on stage. Six women take offense. Who knew Stamford had a ghetto? We regretably do a bit of Canadian Whore News without the help of our dear Whorespondent, Rhian.

We ask our audience one last thing in this episode: What are you neurotic about? We discuss some of our own and what brings this all up. Uncast wouldn’t be complete without a list of some sort, so we give the Men’s Journal top five beer towns in the United States. Guess what city tops the list. We round out the episode with some of the things Victoria has learned from television and end the show soundly in about 1:05:29. Enjoy!

As always, contact us by email at uncast.net@gmail.com or give us a call at (619) 940-4SEX. We’d love to hear from ya!

 

October 7, 2009

153: Gimmy Midglets

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153: Gimmy Midglets

Autumn is upon us and we start right off with a couple of very tasty pumpkin ales. We take Becky out to dinner for her birthday ad the girls try to get me to vomit fire. Team Drunk SoCal meets at Stone and we have a couple international visitors. Fried balls of mashed potatoes and beers make for a good time, especially when coupled with great people and conversation.

We discuss fans dressing up with costumes that have nothing to do with the teams names and owners who are perpetual losers. Inspector Gadget comes up and we try to figure out Dr. Claw and Daniel’s theory on the good guy trio of the series. That drives us to discuss evil geniuses and some of their motives. Victoria introduces us to another fun podcast that she found called WireTap. NPR fans will love it. We discuss a man who is looking for a woman he met who he is convinced must be the girl of his dreams. Have you seen her?

We end the episode with the most hungry home invasion robbery of the year, a call from listener Aaron, a comment from Lura and our thoughts on the top 10 banned books in 2008 even though it’s 2009. We’ll give you all this and more in and hour, 14 minutes and change.

 

September 25, 2009

152: Boner Juice

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152: Boner Juice

We start the show right off with the announcement of some of our listener/friends coming to join us soon! Expect more details on the upcoming JanuaRHI (copyright Butch Rosser 2009) soon. Victoria comes up with a couple great “of love” reality shows and we ask all of you what way you would want to die: Shot in the face or beheading by samurai sword? Thoughts coming out of some podcasts I listened to this week includes using the moon as a prison colony, Whether the phrase “boner juice” has a place in conversational English and the curse of the phrase “I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to win.”

We pick apart sexual labels thanks to Marina and Dr Boyfriend on I Love Lard. Victoria follows that deep conversation up with 11 Things Wal-Mart Has Banned. Victoria has stories from her Sexual Harassment Training at work and apparently the Tower of Babel was blasphemous but the Hubbel Telescope and skyscrapers are just fine. Victoria gives us some recipes and we go through the game of the week and send you off to enjoy your week. This lands you squarely in the 66:15 range. Enjoy!

Recipe Of The Week:

Firecracker Cornbread

3 tablespoons butter
1 teaspoon red pepper flakes
1 cup all-purpose flour
3/4 cup cornmeal
1/4 cup brown sugar
1 tablespoon aluminum-free baking powder
1 1/2 teaspoons kosher salt
1 cup buttermilk
1 large egg
1 1/2 cups corn, fresh (or at room temperature if previously frozen)

more butter for drizzling (optional)

Preheat your oven to 350F degrees, with a rack in the middle.

Just before you make the batter, in a small saucepan, melt the butter, stir in the red pepper flakes, and pour into a 9-inch pie tin (I have an enameled cast-iron one that is perfect) or equivalent baking dish. Place in the hot oven.

In a medium bowl whisk together the flour, cornmeal, sugar, baking powder and salt. In a separate bowl whisk together the buttermilk, egg, and corn. Pour the wet ingredients over the dry and stir until just combined. Now very carefully remove the hot pan with butter from the oven. Fill it with the cornbread batter, pushing the batter out to the sides if needed. Bake for 30 – 40 minutes or until the edges are golden and the center is just set. Remove and drizzle with a bit of melted butter (optional).

Makes 10 slices.

 

September 20, 2009

151: If The Balloon Pops, The Angels Will Cry

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151: If The Balloon Pops, The Angels Will Cry

This week we mourn the passing of Patrick Swayze. We’re grateful for what he gave to women’s fantasies everywhere and happy he’s no longer suffering. There’s a recap of week one of the NFL. Lots of sloppy games including our game of the week. We run down a list of rules to see if Victoria is ready to be a true fan of the Bills.

Victoria expresses her distaste for some lyrics and Jessica Simpson loses her dog. Add in an Awesome List, some lessons from TV and our hatred of the latest round of Bud Light inventions (including Bud Light itself) and you’ve got yourself sixty minutes of fun.

Do you agree or disagree with the rules? We wanna hear from the rest of you “true” sports fans. Have you seen Jessica Simpson’s dog? What did you think of this week’s episode. Have any suggestions for future shows? Give us a call at (619) 940-4SEX or email us at uncast.net@gmail.com

 

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