288: My Girlfriend, The Internet

Daniel is joined this week by satan and a shark. Lots to go over, since we hadn’t recorded in a while. This includes Comic-Con, Pride Parade, and stupid Facebook games. Oh and beer. We never forget the beer.

Andrea is enjoying our beautiful country. Entry was especially pleasurable. There were movies, concerts, food, beer, and nerds. Daniel ashamedly gets Mario Batalli restaurants confused with Guy Fieri restaurants. We discuss Victoria’s ‘thing’ for wanting to either fuck or marry foods.

Sierra Nevada’s Beer Camp was epic fun and Daniel cements his place as the God of San Diego for the weekend. We jump into Comic-Con International week and more epic was in store from HopCon to Wootstock and Sherlocked to the Thrilling Adventure Hour. We even stopped over to meet a famous author and get a book signed or something.

Facebook is pissing us all off. First, there’s this year’s breast cancer awareness game. Then there’s stupid quizzes. Then it’s all up in my business. Let’s get out our rage on some movies. Introducing, Snowpiercer. Hey look! It’s a movie whose porn parody doesn’t need to change names. Then they saw Hercules. We found our porn title. Hercules: Snow Piercer.

287: Nerds and Beer

We start right off with Victoria’s obsession with gay sex. Comic-Con is upon us and we have a great blog post for staying safe there or at any ‘con. Because we recorded this prior to Comic-Con, we discuss our plans for the week. We enjoy some beers of the week before talking sports for a moment. Daniel traded a monitor for jalapenos. Insert bad sports team jokes here.

We talk about  the Ketchup Mustard Crack Girl. One of us thinks it’s funny. The other is appalled. Which are you? Daniel was also guest hosted a great podcast “Chronic Chronicles” as a caregiving expert, and we both prepare for an Italian invasion as Andrea visits us again. This is exactly one hour long.

286: Muricka and Blergum

We recorded this on the Fourth of July. ‘Mericka! Fuhyah! #Fail #Unblessed. Did you back Reading Rainbow? We did! Over $5 million is awesome. We’re excited that it’ll be coming back. We talk about books for a bit. We get into July 4th and Daniel likens U.S. involvement in both world wars (WWI and WWII) to opening a jar. Victoria thinks Omaha Beach would’ve been a perfect spot for a romantic picnic. #Crazy. What filter would you use? #Instagram. We have no filters for our mouths.

We had birthdays! #GettinOld They were filled with maple bacon donuts, beer, Waves, Five Guys, Double IPAs, cocktails, pool parties, more beer, and The Perch.#Awesome Congrats, MrDaH! #Impressed As if he needed such a thing, Fleshlight has found a way for you to fuck your porn. They call it: The Launch Pad. #Creepy This breaks out into a discussion on various sex toys and penis size. #Judgment

We had a great trip to Arizona. #HotAsHell Even the trips there and back were a blast. #MoreHeatPuns We had a taste of Andrew’s beer before he released it officially as Perch Brewery beer. We met some awesome new people and had a great night of food and cocktails to celebrate Victoria’s birthday. The other high point was drinking Perch beer while playing Rock Band. The low point was having to listen to/watch Sex & The City while I tried to watch the USA vs Portugal World Cup match on the laptop. #CantLiveWithoutEm

There’s a new fitness tracker that’s “Fitbit for your vagina.” #ThatsHawt Introducing, the KGoal. Victoria is enamored and wants to prove herself. Donations can be made by clicking the button at Uncast.net. You have 30 days. Moving on to possible birthday celebration events for her dad, it’s come down to two horse-mask choices: NHL hockey game or strip club? #NOPE

As we discuss a story of a drunk man letting his dog drive him to the store for corn, Victoria becomes increasingly drunk with alarming speed. #BeerSex We discuss USA’s run in the World Cup and how maybe we should have brought Landon Donovan. We could’ve maybe used someone who can score. End result, Americans actually give a shit about soccer. Those who don’t, are wrong.

Victoria wants you to tell her your favorite summer movie. We discuss other movies and Guardians of the Galaxy. It fades from there.

 

285b: Meatloaf Farts

Starting off the next half, let’s just say this bottle of Stone Cali-Belgique was not what we remembered. The NBA and NHL Finals just ended and we discuss. Why? Because why the hell not. Miami has an interesting mascot, the Habs cartoon description is a bit interesting, and this is where Victoria stops paying attention, hence the title. Here is the link.

The Ballad of Raft Fucker continues. If you don’t watch Game of Thrones, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! I swear there’s no corelation between those two things. It just happened. (HSFE) HODOR. Mad Men is fucking awesome as well. Watch that too.
Vivi went to two concerts in the same week: Lady Gaga and Wanda Jackson. We learned a few things. First, Vivi says no to pants whiskey. Second, alcohol doesn’t really burn her anymore. Before Wanda Jackson, we went out to the Aero Bar for scotch tasting. SO MANY CHOICES! Spicy maple bacon mixed nut brittle. Make it happen. It keeps away the green puppies. Or something. I don’t know. I was at church.

Victoria tells the tale of the drug cat song she sang for Cinnamon. And you doubt TD4W?! Speaking of, Victoria came with an Awesome List. El Gran Viaje del Senor Caca? and quick note, Butch (DJ BrotherDarkness) is now known as @TheButchRosser on twitter and not the old name he gives on the show.

285a: Code Magenta 4 What!?

This one went so long, we had to split it into two episodes.

WARNING: This show is full of #TD4W and begins with Victoria taking selfies instead of hosting the show. This is balanced out as the show gets better the longer we go. We visited more breweries this week and we think we’ve found our Official Summer Beer of Uncast for 2014? Don’t agree with us? Then YOU pick somethin!

Victoria creates two brothels and we negotiate deals for said brothels. We discuss the etymology of “The Bees Knees.” Then there’s this thing about this little street taco shop called Puesto. Best tacos in San Diego, awesome tequila (half price when someone scores) and the best rice & beans ever. Even their salsa and chips are worth noting.

Another thing worth noting: Butch has been getting LAID. It’s all in the vibe, law of attraction, and all that stuffs. Speaking of, is there hotel code for when someone leaves the hotel between 3-7am alone who wasn’t alone earlier? Strangely this leads to another Victoria sex worker kickstarter. This one oddly comes “third hand.” New Hobo Code.

What do you do when your name is Crystal Metheny? Listen and find out or click that link there. This of course naturally seques into beer number two, Rough Draft Amber Ale. Who cares about the World Cup? Who are you rooting for? Victoria picks ‘em by hotness. Butch is rooting for Italy (free tequila) and Ghana (cause why not, amiright ladies?) Yeah guess who’s already out by the time this airs.

Moving on, we have Jason Mamoa cast as Aquaman. This naturally segues us into the man who can’t seem to stop getting “intimate” with pool rafts. Does sex with an inflatable doll also constitute a crime? This of course, leads Victoria to a new business idea. This leads to the rest of us washing our brains out with more beer. It’s also where we end part one of this episode.

Starting off the next half, let’s just say this bottle of Stone Cali-Belgique was not what we remembered. The NBA and NHL Finals just ended and we discuss. Why? Because why the hell not. Miami has an interesting mascot, the Habs cartoon description is a bit interesting, and this is where Victoria stops paying attention, hence the title.

284: Supercalifragalacticinterplanetentiary

Rachel’s here and we start right off getting racist. We try to distract ourselves with the first beer of the week but Vivi can’t help but continue and she follows this up by applying for a job at Buzzfeed via podcast. Again we blast one beer and praise another. We also discuss how aging beer in used barrels is better than used condoms. We don’t want to know what might grow out of THAT concoction.

Moving forward, Rachel talks about the highs and lows of her holiday here after graduating from WVU. This includes wine tasting, brewery tours, new restaurants, and a day getting lost around downtown San Diego. Victoria and Rachel saw the new X-Men movie and they discuss their thoughts on it. This sends Victoria into a Comic Nerd lesson.

Victoria and Rachel also enjoyed a great concert featuring a couple new favorite bands: Nickle Creek and Secret Sisters. This gets us into a discussion about concerts past and certain preferences we’ve developed. We try the third beer of the evening and Victoria’s brain leads us off on an awesome side track of strange words.

Allison and Dave got married and we share our love for them AND that awesome wedding. We were sad to have to leave early but Vivi had an appointment with an iguana, or Iggy as we call her. Meanwhile Rachel and I went to Slaters and Stone to start a week of WINE AND BEER!

We hit up Rough Draft Brewing, Hess Brewing, and Intergalactic Brewing all in one day. Then we visited Orfila Vineyards for a tasting the same weekend. We talk about the recent fires throughout San Diego and how strange it is that they struck so early in the year. This and a quick end to the show.

283: We’ve Lived Too Wrong For Too Long

Butch joined us again 3 weeks ago for another one of those shows. Yes, I really need to get more timely with my editing. I do apologize. Anyways, this is a tasting episode. We have beers we love and some we don’t care for so much. Okay, to warn we really are quite harsh to one of them. Apologies to the dear loving friends who shared them with us. We also have another Doritos Mystery Bag tasting and some odd sodas.

Trips to Arcana Brewing and Off-The-Tracks Brewery went pretty well and we drove an Iron Fist through our brains with a flavours we hadn’t thought about with beer but why not? The NFL Draft comes up briefly but not so much to bore the non-sports fans. We’re more kind here.

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has stairs? This confuses some of those in the audience. Also Pisa not being in Rome also confuses some of us. Can we get Richard Digits III, Esq on this please? No? Too busy chasing roosters, maybe? Again, I swear we’re not being hateful. I feel like these show notes are making me repeat this. Here let me make it better, the forcefulness of Daniel’s ejaculation is brought up. Okay, I’m not making it better. Let’s just move on.

We make an official a call for Church of Awesome strippers. You can apply in person or just email us a video. Speaking of peeling off ones underthings, Tom Jones’ still got it. So does the U.S.S. Midway. Maybe he’s a vampire? Perhaps the Midway is the Hellmouth? Who knows but it makes sense, doesn’t it?

This leads to two seconds of mourning Community before jumping into the awesomeness of food; specifically, Fogo de Chao. If you have one in your city, GO. Churrascaria often leads one close to gastronomic suicide. This fact leads us to create the Brewnut Challenge: pairing great San Diego beers with the signature donuts at the best shops in San Diego. Oh, and Butch had some awesome tacos at this place called Puesto or something. We end with more beer tales and send you on your way.

 

Links:

Rhianna vs Avril Lavigne Meet & Greet

Space Taco Comic

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