February 4, 2010

165: JanuaRHI Party

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165: JanuaRHI Party

This episode is a total mess…of awesome! Butch, Aaron, Rhi, Jim and Becky join us after a mega party, for what is surely going to be a chaotic mess. This was such a crazy episode, I didn’t even bother to edit it. So here it is, 53 minutes and 29 seconds of total kick assedness.

Topics include: The latest TDSC meetup in Hollywood, the party that night, Daniel floods his car, Jim’s surprise arrival, some news on the DJ Brother Darkness front and an Awesome List from Victoria. Enjoy!

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January 23, 2010

164: We’re Make Out Angels

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164: We’re Make Out Angels

Rhian’s back! You might see her become a bit of a regular since she’ll be with us for a while. We start out this episode with a girl’s day in, Beer Night with co-workers and their awesome house. We took Victoria’s parents out for lunch and tofu soup isn’t disgusting. Other things that aren’t disgusting include Victoria’s cooking, Becky’s girl boner and Rockband nights. We have a number of quotes of the night when Becky visited and we discuss horrible vs awesome porn names. We all learn the meaning of clitter dick, Victoria’s wild desirous need for Rhian and Montreal’s take on church and strip clubs. Finish up with the NFL playoffs and Golden Globes and we get 42 minutes of awesome!

 

January 17, 2010

163: Inter-species Free-Ballin’

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163: Inter-species Free-Ballin’

First show of the year and it’s only a two and a half weeks old. We have Rhian IN STUDIO! We reminisce about our weekend in Sacramento welcoming in the New Year with our dear friends (and recently engaged) Rachel and Victor. Loads of breweries and fireworks and champagne and great foods and friends and things. Love it. Adding in some Facebook comments, whore news of course and Noah’s Space Ark? Ah well, just enjoy it already! It’s only 57 minutes long!

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Links of the week:
Unruly Airline Passenger
Shhh! Daddy’s Workin’
Canadian Whores Get Media Training
Canadian Sex Trade Wiki
Bit of MMJ Justice

 

January 4, 2010

162: Year Of The Cute

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162: Year Of The Cute

Ahhh the last Uncast recorded in 2009 and the first released in 2010. Very strange. We start right off reviewing beer as always, discussing Christmas plans and time spent with family. We move on to some talk about Salvation Army Bellringers and how they put wings on so many angels every year. Doctor WHO comes up a lot since we love the show and Victoria is determined to watch it so much I get tired of it. Our last lists of the year involve beer and marriage which is kind of fitting given the direction this podcast has teken in the last year. Where will it go this year? Victoria seems to think it’ll be quite cute.

 

December 27, 2009

161: You Really Aren’t Going to Use All Of It

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161: You Really Aren’t Going to Use All Of It

It’s Christmas Eve! Beer reviews are awesome since we loved every beer we put in our mouths. We scour Craigslist for some free things Santa can pick up to give the not-quite-as-good little boys and girls. Daniel caught his first flu of the year. A song from 1992 becomes England’s “Song of the Year” for 2009. Glad to see the Brits are nearly caught up with us Yanks. We go through upcoming NFL games including the Game of The Week and Victoria’s work party where she gets her idea of the best white elephant gift.

Hero of the Week: Hannah Hubbell from Texas. This six-year old kid saved the day and I felt her story deserved a bit of our time. Hope you’ll enjoy hearing about it. Is there really some list guys keep and they check off whenever they have sex with people who meet some criteria on that list? Has anyone ever completed their list? Victoria expresses her love for our listener, The Godfather. I’m not sure what brought that out but yeah. Victoria shares her observation that Keira Knightley has great lips for fellatio. I don’t argue. Would you like her to take care of you in such a fashion? We end the episode with a few stupid lists. Voila! All done in 3,789 seconds.

We’d like to congradulate our good friends and listeners, Rachel and Victor on their recent engagement. We wish you long lives of health and happiness together.

Please also go check out our friends from Audiobuzzed, The DaH Theory, Keith and The Girl, The Scream, The Litterbox Podcast, I Love Lard, Preferential Treatment and many many others by going to uncast.net and clicking their link in the right margin.

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December 20, 2009

160: But You Have No Vagina

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160: But You Have No Vagina

This week we ask the question: What is the real draw with mermaids when they have no vaginas? Does this also mean there are no lesbian mermaids? We review two movies: Across The Universe and A Christmas Story. Just make the whole neighborhood spit on the kid before you pour boiling water on his tongue. Serves him right, the fucking hippie. All you need is love? NOT WITH THE POLE!

We realize Michelle Duggar is actually a rat. Why else would you have a 19th baby but to feed it to the other kids? We dig into sports and discuss the World Cup draws and of course the Game of the Week. Victoria buys some high heels and quickly learns why women don’t wear these all the time. She visits Friends of Cats and more clearly defines a true kitteh thug. We have a little bit of a stupid disagreement over who’s iPod is better: her new orange Nano or his iTouch.

Victoria has an Awesome List! This one’s a good blend of various things so you’ll wanna hear it. We touch on Tiger briefly. OK that was probably a poor choice of words. We’ve found our perfect breakfast place: The Incredible Cafe in Rancho Bernardo. Go check it out. A Local strip club catches fire while we’re recording. We discuss the company “end of year” party. We realize during this party that we are opposites and Daniel refuses to be Paula. He works his magic hands on the box and is awesome. The food, was NOT awesome.

Victoria adds in a few juvenile takes on things like a Meat Stick Bonanza, Dutch Ovens and rape tomatoes. The weapon of choice: Corn syrup and glitter a la tar and feathering. You get all this in 72 minutes. Like it? Hate it? Tells us by leaving comments at uncast.net or emailing us at uncast.net@gmail.com OR CALL US! (619) 940-4SEX (4738)

 

December 7, 2009

159: Pon de Floor Party

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159: Pon de Floor Party

We bring in Aaron and Butch after a long night of chili, gourmet popcorn, beer and watching the same video over and over to different songs for about two hours. We enjoy a few more beers on the show but don’t go into too much detail about them. Topics tonight include Victoria watching constructicons tear apart a building at her work, a Friday Night beer run with co-workers and kissing Jeff Dunham. Yeah, I’m creeped out too. Let’s just move on, shall we? OK so we learn 7Weird Ways to Not Get Sick (including kissing), a sing-along on Vicodin, some band names with a Star Wars twist (recent Twitter meme) and then on to vampires. Can Aaron beat up a vampire? We’re not sure. You tell us.

We go on to some of the week in sports including more wins by Norwich City FC, the MLS Cup and of course the Game of The Week. We end by briefly mentioning Daniel’s hatred for the letter C and end after about 70 minutes.

As always, send in some comments at uncast.net, write us at uncast.net@gmail.com and call in at (619) 940-4SEX or you could just check out Butch and Aaron online. We need to hear from you good folks! How’ve the holidays been? Got any interesting Thanksgiving/Christmas stories to share? What should we do this winter? You know, besides sex. That’s a given. Let us hear ya!

 

November 21, 2009

158: OMG I Was A Dyke!

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158: OMG I Was A Dyke!

Victoria starts off by ruining “New Moon” for everyone. We discuss the Lupilin Effect with IPAs and enjoy Avery’s Dugana IPA. There’s talk of JanuaRHI, maple syrup, some movies Victoria recently watched, vampires and Blake Lively. We learn about a man in Britain with bionic bowels. If the robots want to take over, they’ll have to start from our bottoms. We run through a Lightning Round of Food, Australians, the South African Economy and why beer is awesome. Victoria enjoys last.fm on her XBOX 360 now and we ask everyone which of these are sexy: monocles and/or fur hats? Naked pornstar in a ushanka and monocle? Fur hat and long wool socks?

Victoria starts a new band called Glocked and Loaded and we all roll our eyes. No judging though, we swear. Thanks to Butch and others, we learn that bacon sandwiches help cure hangovers. Daniel goes through his Sports News for the week and we wrap things up with an article from our Whorespondant, Rhian. Check her out with Big Jim on Audiobuzzed! Also props go out to our contributors this week. Go listen to I Love Lard and The Scream podcasts and check out Butch’s blogs at ButchRosser.net and TheIslandOfMisfitSongs.com. This episode for 86 minutes, 32 seconds.

The month isn’t over yet! DONATE to Movember for Daniel! Also we still want to hear from you all. Leave comments at uncast.net, email us at uncast.net@gmail.com or call us at (619) 940-4SEX

 

November 14, 2009

157: I Like Chicks With Sticks

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157: I Like Chicks With Sticks

Lists telling you what your beer says about you suck. We spent a weekend in Arizona celebrating Halloween with the DaHonays again. This time I didn’t lose my job doing it. We finally got around to watching Watchmen and the big blue penis was not all it was cracked up to be. Sex to Hallelujah is awesome though.

Some couple is trying to make their house partly out of straw. Well, I’ll huff and I’ll puff. Victoria discovers the original Star Trek series and it’s terrible cheesy goodness. Well, that’s how she views it anyways. Daniel doesn’t see it. We get a bit of sports talk from Daniel, who is still looking for an NHL team that he can root for.

Oh and we’re asking YOU to talk to us. Call us at (619) 940-4SEX, write us at uncast.net@gmail.com or leave comments on uncast.net but we want to hear how you’ve been. Do you have some stories or observations from life? Opinions on something we’ve said recently? Articles or topics you’d like to hear us tackle? Let us hear ya!

We end the show with a Wal-Mart wedding, some rules a restaurant builder wants his staff to follow and we definitely get our opinion out on some of those. Victoria caps the episode off with a theory about Snow White and we end with a second call to action:

MOVEMBER has started! What is Movember? Well check it out here: us.movember.com
but essentially it’s a way to raise awareness and education about men’s health issues such as prostate and testicular cancer. I started the month clean shaven and I’m growing a mustache (or trying) throughout November to raise money that goes to the Prostate Cancer Foundation and the Lance Armstrong Foundation. DONATE NOW!!! Click HERE.

 

November 6, 2009

156: Hands On The Table

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156: Hands On The Table

We have Rachel and Victor with us this week! Show starts off with some beers for the week and the drinks start flowing far before the recording making for a semi-chaotic output from all involved. There’s even a fuck break involved. For the audiophiles, our apologies.

Victoria’s parents take us out to dinner and we love it. We discuss their latest cruise and how much Victoria hates her mom’s fudge. Victoria starts asking me inappropriate questions about a co-worker and certain cold sex toys. Rachel breaks out the condoms and Victoria breaks out the Sexy Halloween Cocktails and Bacon Bake Sale. Some people at work cheat on contests just for a Wii prize and being a Scottish Brand Ambassador is NOT worth living in Houston for.

Victoria learned some things from podcasts since Daniel is unable to listen to them much anymore thanks to his job responsibilities. Apparently according to the news, Anglicans can now be part of the Catholic church. Who knew?! Why don’t people like to dress up for Halloween like back in the day? The girls grace us with an Awesome List and then we ask you all to share with us your favorite childhood books.

 

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