Guess who's birthday it is THIS episode? Victoria loves champagne and all of you in this episode. We head out to a great place called Ritual Tavern for birthdays/Father's Day and enjoy a new hippy brew. We bring a few lists to the show including seven baffling criminal defenses and ten beers you must try this summer. Once she gets what she wants, she's all of a sudden done with the show so this one is just 34:46 long. Enjoy!

It's Daniel's birthday! We discuss a beer tasting party we had last week that included one strong lesson: When doing a beer tasting with 4oz tasters and using beers that are all over 9% ABV and over 90IBU, ten might be a bit too many. Still, we had a BLAST.

We move on to Victoria's work party, weird dreams, some ideas from listeners and some things we've learned from podcasts recently. There's some sports updates, 25 movie lines you should never quote and Cooking With Victoria. Then the cups of grass...30 Rock is a rip off of the Muppet Show. Eat your heart out!All this in 84:23!

Links:
25 Movie Lines You Should Never Quote
30 Rock Is a Ripoff of The Muppet Show

We have Rhian from Audiobuzzed joining us this week! We start right off with some great beer from Anderson Valley and how we can help your girlfriend like beer more. Victoria discovers an old TV show hosted by Mr T called "Be Somebody" and Rhian brings us some Whore News! There's plenty of food lists to discuss, ways to tell your man will be bad in bed and how to explain to someone the difference between different religious texts based on a movie trilogy type premise. We give you this and so much more in

We have a question for all of you this week: What is your music or movie dealbreaker? Meaning, which movie(s), musician(s) or song(s) would you cause you to break up with your significant other for liking or disliking? Send us your answer by leaving a comment on our Facebook Fan Page or emailing us at uncast.net@gmail.com! 61 and a half minutes!

Links:
Helping Your Girlfriend Like Beer
12 signs He'll Be Bad In Bed
Top 10 Food Lists
Mr T - "Be Somebody"

It's all stage and screen this week. We talk about our viewing of a local production of Hedwig And The Angry Inch. There's awards shows abound including the Tony's and the MTV Movie Awards. Thank you Bret Michaels and Sasha Baren Cohen for making those shows memorable.

We try to help educate the public on the history of erotic asphyxiation tragedies, enjoy three movie reviews from Victoria, learn about stupid people in Eastern California and discover a site selling some very strange sex toys. Add in some redactions from Daniel and a great book for the summer. All this and more in just 63 minutes!

There's a lot going on this week. We start out with a solid trio of beers, including a stout brewed by Satan himself. You know it's true both from the demon on the bottle and the 16% ABV. We review Game Night at Becky's place and do a short review of an animated penguin flick from 2007. You guess which one before you listen and see if you're right at the end.

We get the latest Susan Boyle news, though no one truly cares, and some surprising fact about the Pringles chips we all love so much (or not). We learn about why we stare at freaks, how worms can cure your disease and a recent trend popularized by a local burger chain. We have some letters from listeners, a great TV show Victoria just found and a short bit about music. We end the show with a new segment which should become a constant in the show: RECIPE OF THE WEEK! Thanks to Lil for the idea! You get this show in a robust 62:20, slow roasted to bring out all the best flavors.

Uncast is hosting a Double/Imperial IPA Beer Tasting Friday, June 12th! Email us if you want to attend and be a part of this and let us know which Double/Imperial IPA you're bringing. ALSO there's the upcoming birthday party on June 27th. If you haven't gotten the invite yet and you want to attend, please email us at uncast.net@gmail.com.

Butch joins us for a night of booze and sexual innuendo. Not surprised? Not fresh? Think again! We each gain new nicknames, learn that the two of swords is bad in tarot AND threesomes and ask ourselves one very important question: what the hell is up with Kanye West and that Al B. Sure haircut he's sporting these days? Well OK Daniel gets two new nicknames AND a new title but that's neither here nor there.

There's talk of Disneyland rides through concentration camps, burping and not from Big Jim, we're bad fake parents, Mormons need to be made into skin suits and Butch is offended that I am not sexually attracted to him. Oh and that's just SOME of what this episode contains.

Oh and there's articles galore up in this show! Hot stuff? Got it. Attempted Murder? Check. Peeing in the Pool. HUH? We learn what Stippers can tell us about evolution and even a little taste of Israel not knowing where their borders are again. Fuck Jason Mraz, Snatchbox 21 rules! All this in under 76 minutes and that's WITH our debut of DJ Brotherdarknesses new hit single. BOOM!

Lastly let us mention that June is Uncast Lupus Awareness Month. Any donation to Uncast.net in June 2009 (unless otherwise specified) will go completely to the Lupus Foundation of America. Anyone donating a sum of $10 or more in a single donation will get an emailed picture of Victoria's tits. If $10 buys you that, wonder what $50 would get ya? Find out! Go to Uncast.net now and click on that DONATE button and let's find a cure for Lupus!

We have a new guest this week! BigJim from Audiobuzzed joins us for the podcast and listen to what he brings out of Victoria. Hint: it's not his cock...yet...although we do learn that Victoria creams in BevMo. After a bit of beer talk, we discuss Daniel's strategy for battling earworms. You'll never believe what it might be. Jim has a few comments about recent episodes and we discuss those before Jim makes a BIG announcement on the show. You heard it here first!

We discuss the latest with Alec Baldwin vs Ireland, Victoria Beckham trying to send David into bankruptcy and Jim's parents strange porn collection. Hello, episode 14 is calling. It wants it's topics back. Victoria brings an awesome list and has a message for Jim which reads in French: Je suis toujours mouiller et prête. Jim, go look that up and there you go buddy.

Ending the show, Victoria discusses what she learned from TV this week and we go through our shamebers. All in just 66:36.

Links:
How to throw a cuddle party
Stronger Beer Coming to Alabama
7 Biggest Food Product Flops

This week we discuss three main subjects: Music, Sex and Cannibalism. Ready? Alright let's do this bitch.

We start out discussing a recent VH1 Classic series we watched on the history of Metal music, have a nice anti-intellectual conversation about cannibalism and discuss things guys don't want to hear after sex. Oh btw, spoiler alert: we disagree with most of them.

There's some discussion about our beer of the week, interesting grocery lists and Dr Pepper vs it's many imposters. Would you go to a gyno named Dr Sparkles? Dr Rocket? Yeah she wouldn't either. There's some Eurovision discussion and we wrap it all up with some more booze talk. This is the longest one we've done in a few at 98 minutes but trust me, it's no slouch.

This week we discuss the Gossip Girl finale, a high school softball pitching phenom and the Masturbate-A-Thon. We learn a number of things from how to be a movie snob to what the buffalo stance really is. We discuss things Daniel learned from podcasts including a letter to The Dah Theory about their recent episode 45. A cat has gotten half a million followers on Twitter so we have to rethink our marketing scheme for Cinnamon. We also ask the vital question: Who would you want on your unicorn, Neil Patrick Harris or William Shatner? Also, if you could time travel but outside of returning to current real time you could only go forward or backward, which would it be? Oh and Flash Mountain is back in business! Show those titties!

Two Notes this week:
First and foremost, congrats to ElleJ on her recent marriage! Enjoy Bermuda and a long happy life together!
Second and also important is June 27th at Casa De Uncast. That would be the date and location for our joint birthday party! If you haven't already received an invite, it's because we haven't sent them out. Want to make sure you get on the invite list? Email us at uncast.net@gmail.com!

Welcome to another show! Rhian from Audiobuzzed joins us in an episode filled with moms, whores and babies. We celebrate Mother's Day, discuss college applications, giving the love of your life a gay for Valentine's Day and college application talk.

Victoria's dad brings back some tequila and scotch from Mexico and we discuss Motherlover. It ain't no Dick In A Box. Victoria learns more things this week and we discover Air Sex. We have to go. You have to come with us. Rhian brings us whore news and we remember the last weekend in Arizona one more time.

We end the show with baby names, casting for a new historical crime drama movie. we learn that Malley got lucky and we go through bachelorette parties and why women need to be surrounded by so much fake cock when they could easily get the real thing. The show notes are longer than the episode. This one's about an hour ten.

Links:
Mom Sourcing
Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde Casting
Top Baby Names
Keith Malley got lucky