272: Christmas In My Mouth

For the last Uncast episode recorded in 2013, Daniel and Cronut The Magnificent give you a very reasonable rule to live by: if Charlie Sheen’s mouth has been there, you may not want to be there. Beer is tasted and Daniel recalls an awesome Friday evening with Butch at a place that specializes in Belgian beers, a place where you can drink beer and play arcade games, a hip coffee house and TWO Stone Company Stores.

Victoria gets a new haircut (bangs!) and then we go through our 13 favorite things from 2013. Send us YOUR favorites!We have ideas for new children’s books, ornaments for the tree, and the best subreddit ever.

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Coin-Op Game Room

Stone Company Store on Kettner

Lestat’s Coffee House

Brabant Bar & Cafe

250a: Porn Church

We kinda lost the best episode in the world. Damn external hard drive. This is just a tribute. A two part tribute. We start off with two beers of the week and in the midst of this, we find the one topic that is taboo for Uncast. We also discuss a business idea Victoria has. Hint, it involves religion and food. We then move on to the main event of the evening. THREE Awesome Lists! Enjoy Part One. Part Two will be out in a couple days. Promise.

 

216: Jesus Take a Side

This week, we’re visited by Trainwreck In Sarasota, aka GuitarRob. After introductions are made and a couple initial questions, we go into our hellish weeks. Victoria found special surprises when cleaning out her desk for a move. Daniel says goodbye to a couple of co-workers after a crazy week. Rhian goes swimming again, visits with her mom and watches storms coming down the river. Her Aunt passed away and we memorialize her a bit.

We enjoy Stone’s new Anniversary Ale and rag on Victoria a bit for saying it’s too hoppy. We discuss new music with Rob and where he’s going next. We move from there to our inner geekness. This includes a CollegeHumor list on SuperHero Sex Moves. We go into a discussion on the mile-high club and Rhian brings us a story about “Safety First” at Domino’s Pizza. The conversation from this is worth listening to. Somehow we segue into Australian licorice and the creepiness of American Apparel. Victoria advocates child labour. She also mentions A&F paying The Situation to stop wearing its clothes.

On a serious side, Rob mentions that half of all donations towards his music goes towards Lupus Research and Advocacy and this brings up a long discussion on just how serious day to day life is for those who have to live with Lupus. There’s no other way to follow up such a serious topic than by discussing Burger King dropping the King from it’s ad campaign, which leads to Victoria wanting him in bed with her (along with Jack in the Box, Ronald McDonald and fast food mascots) and the rest of us trying to convince her she’s wrong. This also brings up an impromptu “Kill, Marry, Fuck”. Victoria again tries to get me to heal children with my magic penis. So wrong. We end it with Whore News where a pantsless woman got kicked off a JetBlue plane but American Airlines let a man fly on a plane wearing women’s underwear. This is a long two hours, 13 minutes and 23 seconds long! Love it like you love your group sex: in parts or as a whole.

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We start right off with beer, as we are oft to do. Victoria and I celebrate a dozen years of marriage and share our weekend together with you. After a bit of Smurf Porn and Sims3 discussion (unrelated?), we go through a story about a plot during WWII to turn Hitler into a woman. Victoria reviews Glee 3D and mentions how distressing it is that her eyes are broken.

We jump from Glee to nostalgia as we talk about various childhood toys, shows, etc. This leads Daniel into an article listing some truly stupid ways schools are trying to keep schools safe. We share some stories from our own childhoods. Victoria talks about Pottermore and Rhian brings us the latest in Whore News. We have been getting obsessed with police/fire scanners lately and we hope to soon release a special episode with just a few moments from one night listening to scanners. An hour, 55 minutes and 31 seconds of awesomesauce.

We start right off with racism, urination and riots. It gets weirder from there? Only you can say. Victoria reviews The Social Network and we discuss one of the births of the internet. Victoria brings us now well circulated “10 Reasons Why Bear Week Would Be Better Than Shark Week” including a picture.

Daniel shares five things you probably didn’t know about orgasms and we celebrate “Yadda Yadda Yadda” being added to the OED. This brings us to phrases we love to use. Easy transition to Food Truck Names and BAM! You get Smurf Talents! Rhian’s Whore News includes the false idea that a nicer apartment will get you laid by more women. 54 minutes in total.

Rachel’s last appearance as an In-Casa guest on the show before returning home. we down the easily drinkable beer of the week and learn Canada’s Mountain Dew has no caffeine! Meanwhile in America, you can get drugs through the drive-thru. We ponder whether that includes cocaine, while transitioning seamlessly to new tattoo days for Rachel and Vivi.

Daniel talks about coming down with a bit of food poisoning or maybe just a stomach virus but Victoria promptly makes fun of him about it. Seriously though, I had no better nurses this week than the three women on this episode.To transition nicely, Rhian asks wtf is up with hillbilly handfishing? This brings us to the discussion of fishing which naturally goes into the question of what exactly it is Atheists really believe or not or whatever.

Victoria, Rachel and Daniel watched the last installment of the Harry Potter movie series. In fact, the girls saw it three times in two weeks and there’s been a month straight of HP obsession in the house. Rhian tries to justify Canada’s Civic Holiday. There’s nothing more to it than that. It’s just a government issued reason for everyone to have the day off. We go through a list of holidays we need to add to the list. This includes our birthdays and a stronger support for Victoria Day in America.

Apparently Russia has just now considered beer an alcoholic beverage. Ottawa celebrates Tom Green Day and Rhian shares some stories of his college days, since they were in the same university and department at about the same time. She mentions he was a douchebag back then and also brings back how Alanis Morrisette was the same back in her school days. Rhian brings us some whore news! This one is a Facebook page against Stupid Whores. Apparently it’s a group that just hates girls that are into superficial stuff.

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182: That’s Not Okay

Our whorespondent returns! Starting right off, Victoria has more hate for music lyrics. This week, it’s Lady Gaga’s “Telephone”. She has made the decision that she needs a man servant to feed her, bring her champagne and service her on Sundays. Taken off the candidate list is Wilford Brimley due to his diabitus. She then adds in a story about a new condom delivery service in Switzerland. Condom delivery or pizza delivery: which comes faster?

Daniel brings more things he learned from podcasts. This includes correcting Audiobuzzed on a few things (things you can learn from your podcast) and Keith and The Girl is (was) free. Also, Litterbox taught me if someone housesits for you, they will have sex or masturbate in your bed. I also add in dog in church lesson from The Vinyl Cafe. Victoria adds in a few movie reviews for “The Answer Man”, “Eclipse” and “17 Again”. Does she love them or hate them? Listen in.

We read an article about atheists using hair-dryers to de-baptize people. Really? Both sides really need to grow up and as xkcd points out, this is just another way for us to feel superior to both sides. We pimp out the Church of Awesome and move on to Whore News! This somehow leads to a story of Nicholas Cage taking drugs with his cat. We all add in some recent musical discoveries and bands you need to check out.

Victoria wants David Lynch and Desmond Tutu as her grandpas. Maybe they would’ve saved her from killing her Nano in the shower. Victoria’s work bff discusses his early days of debauchery. Jury is still out on how that marks with Uncast. Perhaps we’re being unfair. We get a sexy phone call from our lovely listener, Dr. Snit. This one’s done in an hour, 28 minutes and 50 seconds.

Links of the Week:
Swiss AIDS Federation Introduces Bicycle Delivery Service For Condoms
Atheists use hair-dryers to de-baptize
This Week’s Whore News
Nick Gage takes drugs with his cat

Musical Discoveries (Go check these bands out!)
From Rhian: Delain, Woven Hand, 16 Horsepower
From Daniel: K’Naan
From Victoria: Mynabirds, Danger Mouse, Sparklehorse