246: Listeners Take Off Your Pants

We start this episode with our Beer of the Week with Victoria alone reviewing the beer. Why, you ask? Daniel has started Medifast and so he can’t drink any alcohol during the weight loss phase of the plan. Wah wah! Rhian has discovered Bates Nut Farm near the Casa and we have to go now to taste fresh nuts. Each host bring their own segments to the show: Daniel brings things he learned from podcasts, Victoria brings and Awesome List and Rhian brings us a Whore News article about how our sleep position affects our sex dreams.

245: Nerd Bang FAIL

The Summer Olympics in London start! We’re all excited and drinking two beers each and all sorts of celebrations. OH and also because RHIAN IS BACK!! We talk not about Comic-Con itself which was awesome without us, but Craigs List ads for Casual Nerdcounters. Somehow this comes with a question about what you call anal sex.

Daniel’s got a bit of a problem with Hill People calling themselves country living. Victoria, article geek that she’s become, brings us number two with Bizarre Crimes in Walmart Parking Lots. Daniel adds more lameness with stupid juvenile vulgar things that “Chick-Fil-A” could be short for. It’s dumb. Just forget it. Victoria brings us Ten Amazing Penises and Daniel makes up for his shit with Things I Learned From Podcasts.

Third list of the night includes the Ten Roles Almost Played By Bill Murray and Vivi makes up for it with an awesome idea for stick figure items to replace kids for those married couples without kids and all the shit they get to enjoy because of it. Rhian ends the episode with possibly one of the most epic Whore News segments ever. One Hour, Eleven Minutes, 35 seconds.

241: I Put A Whistle On My Vagina

Rhian apologizes for her voice and Victoria apologizes for nothing in this episode. We discuss a juice cleanse found in Oprah’s magazine and diarhettic comas. We talk about Rhian’s recent stay in the hospital, transfusion number two and Rhian 3.0 is born. For the story on that, visit her blog at Rhiloaded.com.

Victoria lays down some ultimatums and “it’s either this or this but it has to be one of the two or both” type shit on Daniel. Yet again she demands a phallus to poke a donut. The God provides when the mortals prove they’re deserving of those things they seek. Rhian invents a transformer that’s both eyeglasses and a vibrator. Finally we drop into the beer of the week. Another Californian invention worth drinking. This time Drake’s Drakonic Imperial Stout.

We then go into Hunger Games talk and Victoria decides the tribute character she’d be if she was in the story. She also brings us the 13 worst things to do with your vagina. I have to question her decision making skills this episode. Game of Thrones comes up again and Vivi reveals her need to have a torrid affair with Tyrion Lannister. Now I’m SURE she has poor decision making skills this episode.

Rhian and Daniel talk about local San Diego food and one specific block of places in particular that we need to try. There’s a brief discussion of 50 Shades of Grey before Rhian saves the show with Whore News. This week: the recent trend of briefly replacing the news with porn.

240: Nailed to the Cross

Happy Easter everyone! Two weeks late. Heh. Yeah we’ll get to the reasons for that in the next show unless you all follow us all on Twitter and Facebook and you know already. As for this show, Vivi introduces us to a new threesome sex position. A very specific strange fetish kinda position. There’s a very different beer of the week this week and it’s a strange one indeed. We review that along with the new movie The Hunger Games and the TV Series Game of Thrones which recently started it’s second season.

Victoria wins a new boxed game while Rhian and Daniel win a couple of awards of their own! Ooh la la! Daniel brings some sports news (though obviously not news at this point, silly) and we discuss some real life hybrid animals. Rhian comes hard with some awesome Whore News…as always and this ends the show just under the hour mark which is where we like it.

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239: Pass Me The Baby

This week is a little blend of everything and something. This may also be our last two-hour show as we’re going to start making a more concerted effort to dramatically shorten the shows except for party episodes and to split them up when they do go over. That said, there’s beer, a trip to the armpit of SoCal for a missed rocket launch, Draw Something, a couple movie reviews, taste testing, lots of sports, midgets and whores. Come and get it!

235: I Forgot What I Forgot

This show starts out with a voicemail from our oldest guest. We make this joke because it is his birthday today. Rhian describes her trip to the Mayo Clinic and we learn why you should never mess with the Clash. We celebrate silly holidays and whores as Stephon and Rhian bring us some news.

We learn why Queens cannot be trusted, what can go wrong when you self-treat baldness and why it is all so funny. We end the show by finding out who won the “Name Daniel’s Penis” contest and enjoy a little diddy about it. Like to hear it? Here it go…

Rhian is back in the Casa!! We talk about her travel day, beer and create a new drink at one of our favorite local pubs. They then choose NOT to name it after us. Fuck that. We have a few Awesome Lists and Rhian solves the Mayan Calendar/Apocalypse issue. We enjoy Second Christmas and discuss our gifts, including a jar of peanut butter. Rhian brings two pieces of awesome Whore News and we end by revealing the name of Daniel’s penis! Enjoy!