309: Down Goes Rousey!

Recorded November 15th. Again, we apologize for the extremely ridiculous delay. It’s another Mancast! Well, it’s an episode just with Butch and Daniel. Don’t like it? Wait until next week when we release 310 (also from November) with mostly Victoria and Andrea.

So where do we start? Oh right, beer. Because of course. Hear Daniel give the most felatio innuendo laden beer review ever. Sorry Not Sorry. Also sorry not sorry, this was recorded November 15th, so Daniel is back to his releasing episodes a month after the recording, thing.

In this, we discuss a great Beer to the Rescue night at Bay City Brewing and our last evening of beer with with the 3 Amigos (Tomme Arthur, Jeff Bagby, and Tom Nickel) at O’Brien’s Pub and a few pints at 2Kids where we named a future beer.

After this, there was beer and Baked Bear and an evening of NXT Takeover. WE discuss this a bit while sipping on Alpine Hoppy Birthday, which is fantastic, btw. This moves into some wrestling talk that’s semi-interrupted by an injury in an NFL game we were actually watching at the time. So instead, we focus a bit on the AHL and the new San Diego Gulls, and the MISL.

Note that Daniel used to have such a seething hatred for the Sockers rivals, that he got all their names wrong. This includes calling the Kansas City Comets the Stars (that team was in Tacoma), referring to Baltimore’s team as the Burn instead of Blast, and forgetting the Sidekicks were more of a rival than the Cosmos, who were only in the MISL for one season.

After more wrestling talk, we move on to the whacky NFL season, the weird end to the MLB season and the odd start to the NBA season. What’s going on with sports this year?!

289: Filling All Your Churros
“It’s okay to take advantage of a sleeping churro!”

Recorded August 23rd and released today. We briefly mention Ferguson and we discuss the passing of Robin Williams. THAT is how long it’s been. We apologize. Also, since we’re releasing this during National Suicide Prevention Week, so I must put this here. 1-800-273-8255. If life ever becomes too much, give that number a call. We also discuss the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and the good that it has done while it was viral. We look forward to seeing similar viral campaigns to bring awareness to health issues that could also use a bit more understanding from the general public and funding for research and support.

Let’s get to the fun shit! We enjoyed our 15th Wedding Anniversary last month. It was an epic night of Eclipse Chocolate for dinner (eat dessert first!) followed by Stone beer and Brabant for cocktails. Victoria also discovers a major secret that Andrea has been keeping from her. Stephen Fry classes up sucking one’s own cock. On the same note, Norwich City beat Ipswich Town to win the first leg of the East Anglia derby. We discuss absinthe and something that brings up why Sarah McLachlan is music’s Michael Vick. This may be due to Victoria being on the 4th beer in the day and she starts interrupting with random tunes.

Victoria got a new haircut. We went to BNS Brewery. Also known as Klan State Brewniversity. They don’t call 9-1-1. So, don’t have a heart attack or choke. They will shoot you. We did go to Urbn St Brewing though and they have our favorite pizza in San Diego county BY FAR. Their IPA is also one of the best in a county known for an over-abundance.

We got a Lootcrate that included a Funko GROOT doll. We took the in-laws to Puesto and Daniel got himself a very fine hat. We also found Kitson, which – Like Babette Schwartz – is one of those stores where you see a million things you want but nothing you truly NEED. Flame eater talks too much. Victoria wants to start a new version of Cards Against Humanity because our regular set, even with 4 expansions, is starting to get old. So she’s created a new way to play.

249: Lingonberry Party

This week it’s back to roots and topics include but are not limited to the following: r/spacedick, Lemon Party ideas, Slater’s 50/50 brunch kicks ass, Medifast update from Daniel, Weekend of awesome new beers thanks to Prohibition Brewery and Offbeat Brewery, Beers of The Week, an Awesome List, costumes from Victoria’s Bizzaro World, her lack of key Black Sabbath knowledge, sports updates a game and goat nails. Yes. Goat nails. That’s what we decided to end this on. It’s under an hour but nonstop nonsense. Drink it up!

243: The Four My Little Ponies of The Apocalypse

This week we miss Rhian for many reasons. She’s left the Casa and she had to miss recording this episode with us as she’s dealing with some pretty serious stuff at the moment. We hope to have her back on the show as soon as possible. In the meantime, you get us, mwahahaha! We start right off as you’d expect, at the beginning. No seriously, we talk about the apocalypse. Do zombies have to be involved? You decide. Beer of the week is taken Wookey style. We drank of it and tasted that it was pretty hoppily awesome!

We discuss our recent Ottawa trip, returning Rhian to her home country and enjoying the city’s wonders. Victoria gives us an Awesome List and then it gets ugly. Jason Statham ugly. Victoria reviews “The Italian Job” and talks a bit about a couple other movies or something. I get into the Euro 2012 soccer tournament and yes I’m bitter about the outcome. Whatever. There’s a bit of hipster hate and we clear up the myth that I think Arcade Fire and Nickelback are in any way comparible. We end the show with a new game that (as usual) Vivi loves and I do not.

239: Pass Me The Baby

This week is a little blend of everything and something. This may also be our last two-hour show as we’re going to start making a more concerted effort to dramatically shorten the shows except for party episodes and to split them up when they do go over. That said, there’s beer, a trip to the armpit of SoCal for a missed rocket launch, Draw Something, a couple movie reviews, taste testing, lots of sports, midgets and whores. Come and get it!

204: All Yur Holes R Filled w/ Bad Puddins

Recorded April 10th, we start right off with an awesome beer from Irondale Brewery. Eunichs mess up Victoria’s head but we fix it with Corralejo resposado tequila. Eunichs as midgets? We move from eunichs to pregnant Juggalettes. Somehow this leads to a disturbing PSA. Warning, it’s worse than eunichs and pregnant Jugalettes.

I bring in things I learned from Podcasts. This includes but is not limited to new “facts” about St Patrick’s Day, STDs caught from Thrift Store clothes, sex with an epileptic at a rave and using Cadbury Eggs in ways they were not intended. Victoria gives an invite to all involving their exposed selves and dulce de leche. We have a question for the audience: Can you get throat STDs? I’m thinking herpes might be a possibility but what about others?

Beer of the Week: Irondale Brewery Johnny Mo’s Tres Vieux IPA (204): An unfiltered IPA, Victoria and Daniel love this beer! Great IPA. Rhian says it’s strong but tastes good and this is coming from a wine whore. Victoria says it smells like pot (hops anyone?) and Daniel keeps praising it. As IPAs go, one of our favorites and a solid 5 out of 6 if not higher.

Victoria brings up e-cigarettes and how they’re becoming popular among some of our friends, and raises them with the e-pipe. Birthday present idea: E-Pipe, smoking jacket and an ascot. Victoria asks question number two to the audience: What do Transformers Zombies eat? Rhian offers the theory that Transformer corpse disposal is the cause of the troubles in Japan right now.

Victoria Beckham is trying to name their youngst daughter “Santa”. Santa Beckham. Cause Beast-Man or Evil-Lynn was already taken, Skeletor? Nothing good can come of this! Daniel talks about the start of baseball, soccer and the NHL Playoffs. Victoria wrongly guesses that I have a thing for gold and green. I like ONE team with those colors! Pay more attention, whore! Talk of NFL mascots brings up hot dogs shot from guns like t-shirts. Cause no one wants to be hit in the eye by a hot weiner.

Rhian brings us an article and some Whore News. First up, The Onion parodies Canada. This brings up a fun CBC Special by Rick Mercer called “Talking To Americans”. We discuss how the Bloc Quebecois are corndogging it when it comes to life in general. We segue into whore news by discussing’s Rhian’s past “moments” with hockey players. We hear about Blood-Scented Perfume and how we’re Living In the Corgi Epoch. We end the show with an awesome Awesome List and say hi to all of our friends. Check out the shows on our sidebar. They’re awesome!

194: An Evil Warlock Named Santa

Christmas episode! We start off with Victoria wanting alcoholic candies and we jump into some awesome beers that we got from Masters of None. We briefly discuss Don’t Ask Don’t Tell being repealed but what can we say other than, “YAY! It’s about time!” So we jump into what I thought would be a short bit on the Periodic Table getting a makeover and well, shit blew the fuck up.

Victoria brings out her theory on elves and this, like blooms into pure genius if we do say so ourselves. Santa’s year long identity MAY be revealed in this episode. We discuss a few o our favorite Christmas traditions and memories. Victoria wants to take down the old Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer TV Special and frankly I can’t argue with her. I try to talk about sports a bit but that falls flat and we end the show with a SPAM call to our Google Voice line. See what happens when you peeps don’t call? You only have yourself to blame.

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