Again the background noise exists because it’s REALLY hot at the casa and rhisort. Forgives us. We jump right in with dolphin fucking. Before we started the show, we listened to the June 16th episode of the XZone Podcast with guest Malcolm J Brennerwho claims to have been loved and been courted by a dolphin. Not only does he admit this on radio but he wrote a book about it.During a day of clothes shopping, Victoria possibly gets maybe hit on by a barista. We drink some awesome sahti beer and discuss our independence day weekend. The United States included a BBQ and Canada enjoyed shitty music minus Great Big Sea and “Will & Kate” minus the eight. Daniel adds in the “15 Signs You’re Talking To A Canadian.”

We discuss our first impressions of the new Google Plus and Daniel brings us 6 Beloved 80’s Toys With Horrifying Origin Stories. It bombs. Don’t blame him. He did what he could with what he had to work with. So he follows it up with AskMen.com’s version of the top 10 Female Sex Fantasies. The girls have a good laugh and Rhian saves the show with some Whore News.

175: Should I Eat My Son For Breakfast?

Our apologies for the 25 seconds or so of sipping and smacking and otherwise silence about 6 minutes into this one. I meant to cut it out and got lazy with the editing. REALLY lazy. Victoria comes up with a new business idea that Daniel doesn’t think will work. You tell us what you think. The title quote comes from one of those generic “woman empowerment” posts going around Facebook (You women realize those are more chauvanistic than empowering, right?) and the logical – or illogical – conclusions that it could come to.

We move from this on to a bit of a tear jerking United Way story where the city of Seattle and hundreds of volunteers help make a child a superhero for a day. We discuss our day at Toronado San Diego and we give our review. We enjoy a nice hat night in Paltalk and we discuss how that went. If you remember us asking you to tell us what highly regarded bands or musicians you hate, we now ask you to write us (or call) and tell us what children’s shows or movies directed at children that were popular or highly regarded which you just never go on board with.

We end the show with a few things: Victoria and Becky begin a quest for the most perfect cupcake in San Diego, Lady MacBeth had something right and the Church of Awesome needs badges. Anyone want to design some? Maybe come up with badge ideas and possible qualifications? Email us at uncast.net@gmail.com or call in to 619-940-4SEX! Don’t have time for that shit? Leave a comment on uncast.net ya lazy bastards! This one’s just over an hour long!

162: Year Of The Cute

Ahhh the last Uncast recorded in 2009 and the first released in 2010. Very strange. We start right off reviewing beer as always, discussing Christmas plans and time spent with family. We move on to some talk about Salvation Army Bellringers and how they put wings on so many angels every year. Doctor WHO comes up a lot since we love the show and Victoria is determined to watch it so much I get tired of it. Our last lists of the year involve beer and marriage which is kind of fitting given the direction this podcast has teken in the last year. Where will it go this year? Victoria seems to think it’ll be quite cute.

160: But You Have No Vagina

This week we ask the question: What is the real draw with mermaids when they have no vaginas? Does this also mean there are no lesbian mermaids? We review two movies: Across The Universe and A Christmas Story. Just make the whole neighborhood spit on the kid before you pour boiling water on his tongue. Serves him right, the fucking hippie. All you need is love? NOT WITH THE POLE!

We realize Michelle Duggar is actually a rat. Why else would you have a 19th baby but to feed it to the other kids? We dig into sports and discuss the World Cup draws and of course the Game of the Week. Victoria buys some high heels and quickly learns why women don’t wear these all the time. She visits Friends of Cats and more clearly defines a true kitteh thug. We have a little bit of a stupid disagreement over who’s iPod is better: her new orange Nano or his iTouch.

Victoria has an Awesome List! This one’s a good blend of various things so you’ll wanna hear it. We touch on Tiger briefly. OK that was probably a poor choice of words. We’ve found our perfect breakfast place: The Incredible Cafe in Rancho Bernardo. Go check it out. A Local strip club catches fire while we’re recording. We discuss the company “end of year” party. We realize during this party that we are opposites and Daniel refuses to be Paula. He works his magic hands on the box and is awesome. The food, was NOT awesome.

Victoria adds in a few juvenile takes on things like a Meat Stick Bonanza, Dutch Ovens and rape tomatoes. The weapon of choice: Corn syrup and glitter a la tar and feathering. You get all this in 72 minutes. Like it? Hate it? Tells us by leaving comments at uncast.net or emailing us at uncast.net@gmail.com OR CALL US! (619) 940-4SEX (4738)

155: Wherjews

Starting off the show with a nice hoppy IPA from Scotland. Y’all know how I like my scotch. I also like Scottish Ales. We go into the first of what will be many pot lucks at my new place of employment. That of course leads to some of Victoria’s latest cooking goodies. We also go to the latest Rev concert at the House of Blues and what happens when you mix hillbilly with Motley Crue. Follow that with a Party!Super Party! And you can’t believe the fun that could be had.

Victoria bitches about Geico commercials, read about a wooly bridey and a strange Japanese restaurant centered around paying it forward. There’s football Game of the Week action and guess what happened? It wasn’t a hummer, that’s what it wasn’t! Gimme this, gimme that, call us or email us you know where to go. We just wanna hear from ya. Enjoy this episode in a flat 51 minutes.

154: Don’t Pee On Your Children

Sit down and relax with your favorite Oktoberfest beer. We enjoy the fares from Karl Strauss and Schmaltz Brewing. This week’s Game Of The Week was more exciting than it had any right to be and this week’s game involves Monday Night Football and an AFC East rivalry. We go shopping for my Halloween costume and we give all of you a challenge. The first one to correctly guess what my Halloween costume and either calls or emails us with the answer gets a prize. Also just in case you doubted, Texas is back y’all! We introduce the unknowing to a blog about Cake Wrecks. It’s classic and we love it. Victoria gives us some helpful advice and the title of our episode.

We have to ask though, what is it with foreigners and their obsession with Pop Tarts? We realize that poor Chicago was two O’s short of the Olympics. So did Rio de Janeiro but it’s the first time any city in South America has hosted so maybe that’s it. We touch a bit on the David Letterman thing and Victoria asks if she can have a threesome with me and a bizarro world version of myself. Victoria takes issue with farm animals teaching kids and I really start to doubt her sanity. Some annoying bitch decides she can’t help but sing along to Karaoke even when it’s not her song and she’s not on stage. Six women take offense. Who knew Stamford had a ghetto? We regretably do a bit of Canadian Whore News without the help of our dear Whorespondent, Rhian.

We ask our audience one last thing in this episode: What are you neurotic about? We discuss some of our own and what brings this all up. Uncast wouldn’t be complete without a list of some sort, so we give the Men’s Journal top five beer towns in the United States. Guess what city tops the list. We round out the episode with some of the things Victoria has learned from television and end the show soundly in about 1:05:29. Enjoy!

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143: Tour De Farce

This is our first live show on ustream.tv! Thanks to all those who were there for the inaugural evening. We start the show right off with the news that we’ve finally reached 2007 and bought ourselves a couple new Blackberry Curves. We pimp out one of our favorite local breweries: Lightning Brewery. Check them out! Jim is an awesome guy and the beer is amazing! Stone’s the big dog in San Diego but the men of Lightning are our favorite brewers. We reminisce about our birthday party weekend, Fourth of July at the inlaws and two new additions to our video game collection: WWE vs RAW 2009 and Lego Star Wars.

So how did our Fourth of July go? Victoria’s dad is Hipster Patient Zero, I renew my hatred for PBR and Victoria is still an awesome cook! Victoria is down for repairs and she needs a new toy! You can send us a monetary donation or contact Victoria for the short list of toys she’s wanting most. Don’t worry, they’re not expensive! Victoria reviews a few movies she’s recently seen and we discuss 5 bizarre sexual conditions that can ruin your life. We discuss the crazy that was Michael Jackson’s funeral, a few things I learned from podcasts recently and the farce that is the Tour De Force. We give this to you in under 52 minutes. Enjoy the ride.

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