280: Wasabi Piss Dust

Andrea joins us for one more episode before he goes back to Italy. We start hardcore and things die. Don’t waste the jizz. We briefly review Universary and how awesome it was for everyone. Beers of the week starts with a boring Yorkshire ale and we follow that up with Belgians that get gradually better than the one before.

Craigslist: You’re either bored and buy stamps or you’re bored and buy blow jobs. Victoria wants to be a fully developed, perfectly proportioned hermaphrodite and she gets a new nickname for it: Vyktoria Le Phappe. She offers herself for online pictures and we argue about the pricing structure. Victoria renames bisexual males and we’re hoping the company by the same name won’t come sue us for this.

Daniel goes on a pub crawl that sounds like a great idea and it went well but here’s a lesson: don’t talk about deep subjects during a pub crawl; especially anything concerning matters of the heart. It never ends well. The night also includes a terrible new Stone IPA, the best trip to the restroom in town, the worst trip to the restroom for Daniel’s night, a payment mixup, friendly bartender, and cool karaoke; Oh and some amazing late night Mexican food.

There’s porn for all sorts but until you’ve seen something live, you haven’t really seen it. Victoria and Andrea describe their night out on the town and we follow this up by discussing our night of comedy with Jackie Kashian and Maria Bamford. We enjoy great Thai food at Saffron followed by gelato at Gelato Vero Caffe. Andrea confesses to speaking gibberish in Italian during sex and Victoria wants the big gay ice cream truck to come to San Diego.

We end the episode with Victoria and Andrea’s review of Grand Budapest Hotel. Enjoy the hour of fun!

Links – Check these places out (except Lancer’s)

Monkey Paw Pub & Brewery – Best Cheesesteak in town

Mission Brewery – Best trip to the restroom in town

Small Bar – Dark bathroom tried to eat me

Lancer’s – BRING CASH

Live Wire – Friendly bartenders

Gilly’s North Park – Awesome vibe

Colima’s Mexican Food – Best food to sober you up

Saffron – Great cheap Thai food

Big Gay Ice Cream – Please come to San Diego

267: Can’t Trade Boobs For Wood

Victoria brings us an Awesome List and a laundry list of wild news pieces. We discuss our last week with Andrea, an Otter eating an Alligator and a few geek items. Oh yeah you didn’t think we’d forget the beer did you? We didn’t. It’s an EPIC Mash.

Links:

Corvette Diner

Watch Table Top

Point Loma Seafood

http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-08-07/theres-an-opening-for-gang-bang-operator-in-bloomington-minnesota/

http://www.themarysue.com/hunger-games-summer-camp/

http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-08-05/spa-is-charging-180-for-the-bird-poop-facial/

240: Nailed to the Cross

Happy Easter everyone! Two weeks late. Heh. Yeah we’ll get to the reasons for that in the next show unless you all follow us all on Twitter and Facebook and you know already. As for this show, Vivi introduces us to a new threesome sex position. A very specific strange fetish kinda position. There’s a very different beer of the week this week and it’s a strange one indeed. We review that along with the new movie The Hunger Games and the TV Series Game of Thrones which recently started it’s second season.

Victoria wins a new boxed game while Rhian and Daniel win a couple of awards of their own! Ooh la la! Daniel brings some sports news (though obviously not news at this point, silly) and we discuss some real life hybrid animals. Rhian comes hard with some awesome Whore News…as always and this ends the show just under the hour mark which is where we like it.

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237: Take A Drink Every Time Vivi Says “Like”

Vivi starts right off by offending Buddhists everywhere. Vivi hypes up Universary V by rehashing the topics that led up to Uncast: Episode 1. Way better than its Star Wars counterpart. We enjoy another bourbon barrel-aged beer and in not related news, share our love for Lightning Brewery and owner/head brewer Jim Crute. We discuss the last episode,  Victoria’s absence from the later half and people who really should know how to work a mic NOT knowing how to work a mic. Promises of Cheesecake Dip abound.

We discuss threesomes with brooms and dustbins, a child swallows 37 Buckyballs and snowblower accidents. This somehow leads to Victoria’s love of Jason Statham. Victoria presents us with an Awesome List and Daniel adds things he learned from podcasts. We finish up with some great Whore News IN SPACE!

Want to join us for Universary V?! Leave a comment at uncast.net or Facebook.com/uncast, call us at 619-940-4SEX or email uncast.net@gmail.com to let us know! Party March 17, 2012 at Casa de Uncast starts at noon with a Three-Brewery tour and then a party at 7pm.

228: A Bowl Of Dick Hats

Daniel and Victoria return from a Wedding weekend away in Sacramento, celebrating the union of our dear friends and listeners, Rachel & Victor. We start the show with Victoria wanting to create a French Beck cover band and wanting to be the modern day real life Cinderella. We have two beers of the week and we discuss some of the awesome foods that would work with them. This leads to a chocolate tasting, including a peanut butter and jelly bar that starts a sandwich discussion and somehow leads into the wedding weekend.

Rhian rants about the Duggars and their travels which leads to our own rants about people who have more kids than they can either afford or care for.  Victoria brings us an article about how beastiality leads to penis cancer and other STDs! Listener Junkenstein introduces us to Dick Hats and we segue that nicely into Victoria’s latest Awesome List! We top off the episode with Rhian’s Whore News as parents speak against an ex-porn star reading to their children.

Rachel’s last appearance as an In-Casa guest on the show before returning home. we down the easily drinkable beer of the week and learn Canada’s Mountain Dew has no caffeine! Meanwhile in America, you can get drugs through the drive-thru. We ponder whether that includes cocaine, while transitioning seamlessly to new tattoo days for Rachel and Vivi.

Daniel talks about coming down with a bit of food poisoning or maybe just a stomach virus but Victoria promptly makes fun of him about it. Seriously though, I had no better nurses this week than the three women on this episode.To transition nicely, Rhian asks wtf is up with hillbilly handfishing? This brings us to the discussion of fishing which naturally goes into the question of what exactly it is Atheists really believe or not or whatever.

Victoria, Rachel and Daniel watched the last installment of the Harry Potter movie series. In fact, the girls saw it three times in two weeks and there’s been a month straight of HP obsession in the house. Rhian tries to justify Canada’s Civic Holiday. There’s nothing more to it than that. It’s just a government issued reason for everyone to have the day off. We go through a list of holidays we need to add to the list. This includes our birthdays and a stronger support for Victoria Day in America.

Apparently Russia has just now considered beer an alcoholic beverage. Ottawa celebrates Tom Green Day and Rhian shares some stories of his college days, since they were in the same university and department at about the same time. She mentions he was a douchebag back then and also brings back how Alanis Morrisette was the same back in her school days. Rhian brings us some whore news! This one is a Facebook page against Stupid Whores. Apparently it’s a group that just hates girls that are into superficial stuff.

Push our Friends!
Trainwreck in Sarasota
Whatthejules.com
AmHam Show
I Love Lard
DJ Brother Darkness
makingangelscry.blogspot.com
TIltedhalocast.com

207: The Difference Between Whore and Slut Is a Corndoggin’

This week’s show title comes from the awesome podcast, Walking The Room. We’re still here! So, did the rapture come and go without us or did it never exist at all? Mr Dah has new beer and we enjoy the first two bottles of it that he’s given us. We discuss some reasons the world is ending and list a Post Rapture Tool Kit. Daniel learns some tings from podcasts and apparently acting sexy is now illegal in Utah. Short episode under an hour.