310: Dick Jokes and Mind Violence – OMG, I can hear all the spices!

Andrea is in the house and we go through his first experience with Black Friday and Thanksgiving in the States. We move on from family drama to our thoughts of Spectre. Hint: just don’t. We also discuss (at the time) upcoming movies like Star Wars and The Revenant, and we hear what our first thoughts were before 311 when we give our reviews. This goes so well, Andrea goes off on Daniel for his new built rig.

After a brief break, we go through some deep relationship focused discussion. If a mime is alone in the forest, does he make a sound? Why does Victoria hate the penis Peanuts? From there, it’s back to movies and then music. Daniel briefly recounts their night during beer week, and naming beers. He also recounts his day brewing his first ever beer, the aptly dubbed Plan C IPA.

Victoria and Andrea regale us with tales from their trip to Seattle, including Pike Place Market and the EMP. Daniel laments the unfulfillment of his cravings and Andrea picks on Americans for having choices. Victoria talks up Cafe Gratitude and we all make a little fun at the Reverend Hipster Heatfield (misspelling intended) that is the bouncer at The Office Bar. At this point, Victoria gets pretty fed up and we end the episode abruptly, not recording for another 7 weeks.

 

Brewery Links:

2Kids Brewing

Bagby Beer Co.

Ballast Point Brewery

Nickel Beer Co.

Pacific Brewing Co.

 

Restaurant Links:

Buono Forchetta

Cafe Gratitude

O’Brien’s Pub & Grill

The Office Bar

 

Movie Trailers:

In the Heart of the Sea

Peanuts: The Movie

The Revenant

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

 

Other Links:

Seattle EMP

Kush & The Bloodfiyah Angels

290: Princess Cupcake Sparkles of Death

Yet again, an episode is released 2 weeks after it’s recorded. We start the show right off with tricksy Victoria who transitions from “Thanks Obama” to a black burger in Japan. This leads to an ebola mention and a discussion about 9/11. We’re not supposed to forget what happened in September 2011 but we did and we’re sorry. Either way, don’t use your brand to post about 9/11. We’re looking at you, Twix. It’s even too soon to make Arizona under water jokes on December 7th.

Speaking of terrorists, Victoria is not sure why the world is at war with Archer. They’re just trying to sell some cocaine. Give them some funding, they’ll be fine. Scotland. That’s a thing that happened. We discuss this before the vote and agree that Scotland needs to stay in the UK until they get their shit together.

BBQ weekend (aka Labor Day Weekend) was sweet! We played games, spent time with family, had some great food, some beer, and it was loads of fun. Victoria has a new hairdo and it looks awesome on her! To celebrate, let’s have some dirty gay porn! Send yours to uncast.net@gmail.com or simply read it to her at 619-940-4SEX!

We get into booktalk starting with VWars which Daniel liked but didn’t love. He’s also reading Raymond E. Feist’s “Magician” and Joe Abercrombie’s “The Blade Itself.” Victoria is getting into Haruki Murakami and started with “Norwegian Wood” which she loved. She also read “The Knife of Never Letting Go” by Patrick Ness. It’s harsh and intense for a book aimed at young teens. She loves “We Were Liars” by E. Lockhart. We won’t talk about it. Just read it. She also read “The Alchemist” which no one should read (which is why we don’t link to it). It’s a parable about a kid and living your dreams but it’s too unrealistic for those who didn’t grow up in a financially affluent situation.

The rest of the episode is crazy articles time! Links are below:
Two men arrested at same-sex marriage in Egypt, “test negative” for homosexuality. There’s a test for that now?
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he Latest Weapon In The Fight Against Antibiotic Resistance Lives In The Vagina
Dominatrix speaking at Canadian Senate committee threatens to out politicians who use sex services if new backwards arse Conservative prostitution bill goes through.
Blundering IT worker who put his porn stash on city centre big screen is jailed
San Diego Unified School district now has a military vehicle to deal with truancies and miscreants

240: Nailed to the Cross

Happy Easter everyone! Two weeks late. Heh. Yeah we’ll get to the reasons for that in the next show unless you all follow us all on Twitter and Facebook and you know already. As for this show, Vivi introduces us to a new threesome sex position. A very specific strange fetish kinda position. There’s a very different beer of the week this week and it’s a strange one indeed. We review that along with the new movie The Hunger Games and the TV Series Game of Thrones which recently started it’s second season.

Victoria wins a new boxed game while Rhian and Daniel win a couple of awards of their own! Ooh la la! Daniel brings some sports news (though obviously not news at this point, silly) and we discuss some real life hybrid animals. Rhian comes hard with some awesome Whore News…as always and this ends the show just under the hour mark which is where we like it.

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Rhian is back in the Casa!! We talk about her travel day, beer and create a new drink at one of our favorite local pubs. They then choose NOT to name it after us. Fuck that. We have a few Awesome Lists and Rhian solves the Mayan Calendar/Apocalypse issue. We enjoy Second Christmas and discuss our gifts, including a jar of peanut butter. Rhian brings two pieces of awesome Whore News and we end by revealing the name of Daniel’s penis! Enjoy!

Starting right off with a wrong number call into the Uncast line, sledding on pizza boxes, beer of the week and a drink we invented (The Uncast Float) for our favorite local pub! Daniel starts the year end lists by naming the top beers that we drank on the show during 2011.

We all talk about our Christmas weekends. From a long trip to Hemet, to getting high on Christmas Eve, time with family and the best of friends, this was a really memorable Holiday Season. Victoria forces us to choose resolutions for 2012 from a list. We may have been less than comfortable with this. We evaluate the year in Uncast and have a few lists for you. Do you agree? Was there anything we left out?

Rachel gives us her top 10 “yays” of 2011 and Victoria has an Awesome List of Awesome Lists. Daniel and Rhian give us the World’s Greatest Headline and Rhian ends the show with a couple of pieces of whore news including a man who paints with his cock and a new sci-fi themed brothel opening in Nevada. This all ends in an hour, 32 minutes, 12 seconds.

230: Unbridled Corkage

It’s Rhian’s Birthday! Victoria educates us on the pornish history of “Manna Manna” and that her idea of metal is Bon Jovi. This of course leads to a bit of JBJ hate. Victoria moves her hate onto The Muppets. Rhi and Daniel try to defend but we can’t convert her. Victoria tries to get us into the kids songs turned into pornos thing and she can’t convert us, so we’re even.

We drink a beer in honour of Rhian’s Birthday: Midnight Sun’s “Fallen Angel Ale”. We love it! Rhian had an amazing birthday weekend and she shares some of it with us! We discuss the holiday season a bit and what is the proper terms to use with strangers? MOVING ON! There’s a new segment on this show. We’re gonna call this one “Getting Corked with Rhian” and we ask her all sorts of wine related questions and she gives all sorts of wine related answers. Rhian regales us with a trio of stories for Whore News and we wrap it all up in an hour, 9 minutes and 40 seconds.

Live again from vokle.com. You’ll need to get high before listening to this one. Victoria and Rhian both have a lot on their hands in dealing with Daniel. We learn the origin of the phrase “Laundry List”. Victoria introduces a new business idea and we’re all appalled. Or not.  Guest listeners mistake vokle.com for myfreecams.com and we have to let them down gently. This also includes their requests for various animal noises. These people really like some freaky shit.

Rhian brings us a list (you know how we love our lists) of the 10 Foods For A Better Sex Life. After getting bored with the list Victoria and Rhian start hitting on each other instead. In the process of this and learn that Rhian does not play with food for sex. Not into it. Stop trying. We learn all about lubes thanks to a recent episode of Doctor Oz.

We discuss this Occupy movement and wonder what the hell is this movement really about? Why now? Are we supposed to be the 99% or the 1%? What if I’m the 13%? Do they even know what this is really about or is it just an opportunity for us to bitch about everything we’re upset about or see as unfair in the ‘system’? Is this actually going to change anything or is it one more example of a lot of people bitching and yelling for a while and then going back to their lives with nothing being done?

We do know we love our listeners and special thanks to FuzBubbles for adding us on GetGlue. Thanks, love! Rhian brings us 14 Words With No English Equivalent and we have a blast trying to pronounce them. We ask all of you working in a service that requires the cleaning of public restrooms. Can you maybe go in and clean those a lot more often? Every hour for malls and stores with high volume, 2-3 times a day for restaurants or low-volume stores, etc? We jump from that right into whore news dealing with dogs and the newly crowned “Whore-o-ween”.