Uncast 323: Brew Day

Notes: Come with us on a journey into glorious the land of beer and how to make it. Okay, we won’t bore you with the entire brew process but Tony and Jefferson are here with Daniel to talk about their thoughts on beer, brewing, and brew days in general. While we do this, we’re brewing an American Black Ale that’s meant to be somewhere between a brown and an IPA that’s so dark, it’ll make your mom’s heart seem like a light source in comparison. So sit down with us for about 40 minutes of beer talk and we’ll reward you with beer…talk.

315: Universary o’Nein! aka “Where is our adult?”

First an announcement: Un-X will be March 18, 2017. You have over 10 months to plan. So, no excuses. Now on with the show.

This is our 9th Universary, so at this point, you should know what to expect. Topics to include: our upstairs neighbor got drunk before the rest of us and came over, Daniel brewed a great beer, Rumspringa! Stupid Question of the Night: what emoji would you like to have on your tombstone? Is our 2nd beer just another questionable thing we put oin Butch’s mouth? Victoria is the female Fagin of Halloween, and we get into a discussion about young girls who look older and the awkward situation men put them in. This obviously leads to our discovery of masturbation. This naturally almost leads to a fight over ice cream, a cinnamon hazel nut beer and the end of the show.

314: It’s Orgasmic Meditation, Fucko

It’s another Mancast with Butch and Tony! This one’s got FIVE (5) beers of the week. We all agree Daylight Savings Time is a waste of it. We watch the Aztecs lose the MWC final AGAIN in the perfect location for it: a dive bar at 4pm on a Saturday. Is Pliny the Younger overrated? It’s a triple IPA so naturally, we drinks 3 IPAs in a row to find out. In order:

  1. Drake’s Brewing Hopocalypse
  2. Green Flash West Coast IPA
  3. Ska Brewing Decadent Imperial IPA

Also, big love to Coop’s West Texas BBQ for the amazing meat for men. San Diego sports teams however, need to step up their game. We make our first announce the official date for U-X Universary 10…March 18, 2017. You have ZERO excuses for not being there in person. NONE. Daniel makes a trade of beer for brisket that’s amazing and we remember when Butch first met Whitney Shay but Butch is saving his cream for the cream at The Milk Bar in North Park.

307: Free Cheese and Gunpowder

First off, apologies on the “great hall” effect on Daniel and Butch’s mics. Those were meant to be shut off and Daniel obviously dropped the ball. We start right off with our first beer, taking us back to Old England. Then after having to be reminded about 9/11, Victoria and Daniel both show why white people are horrible. The musket it was the stormtroopers of rifles and 2016 is going to be a glorious year for a lot of nerds. Victoria the duckbill fucker, doesn’t care about buffaloes like Hollywood doesn’t care about doing a biopic properly.
We get on up with a little James Brown talk. We discuss Butch’s teams dominating local trivia nights. This all leads into an R&B music discussion. This makes us hungry and leads to a brave idea for Unniversary IX. Victoria heads to bed and Daniel talks about flooding the Casa and the death of his self built rig or at least the motherboard. We go off on the Bucs for a bit and call it a night under 75 mins.

304: Hitler Karaoke

It’s time for Karaoke of the worst kind! Tonight, we start off with Victoria right out of the gate. Hope you enjoy! Our first beer of the week brings us back to summers on the farm with chickens, except none of us have been on a real farm. Rachel likes the idea of horses but not the real deal. Apparently, keeping sloths as pets would also be out.

After the first beer, we start in with Rachel plugging shit, starting with Bad Lip Reading videos on YouTube. This discussion also includes a bit of confession session with Rachel. There is some talk of the Cat Convention, and how MMA is more hugging than fighting.

Daniel and Victoria went to Utah and they talk about their trip. There was coffee shops, an aquarium, breweries, a ballgame, Park City, and good food. Spending time with family was very enjoyable and though we did a lot, we came home feeling like we had a week of relaxation.

Victoria has a great idea to put beer in an insulated pouch like container like Capri-Sun. Speaking of beer, we had one of the worst beers we’ve had to drink in a long time on this show. Thankfully, we have an awesome list to follow this up. Oh and someone finally had the courage to call the Uncast drunk dial line! So we’ll end it there after 94 minutes!

279: Universary 7

It’s a German Sparkle Party! We did get our German noms on and there’s lots of beer, including local delicacies by Belching Beaver, Mother Earth, and Manzanita.

We discuss the pre-party fun, including the new Veronica Mars movie. In short, if you loved the series, you’ll love the movie. If you never watched it, it doesn’t exactly hold up as a feature film. It’s more like a long TV episode. If you don’t like Veronica Mars, FUCK YOU.

Becky loves Kristen Bell. Butch is property of K. Bell. Well, this is awkward. To break the tension, Bex suggests Anna Kendrick and Kristen Bell dressed up like Tinkerbell. Vivi wants Mexico pics of Anna Kendrick and Aubrey Plaza. Everyone watch House of Lies too, k?

God invented the freeway to get to the threeway. This leads to offensive nostalgia and what’s a casingle? This is where the beers of the week reviews go. Nelly goes over 70 hours straight. The Daily Show rips off our Pon de Floor bit! WTF, John Stewart?! Mitch can send his cheques to Major Lazer and John can send his #McConnelling cheques to us.

Axe the audience time! We ask our in-house guests all the questions that our audience has ignored over the last year. We now introduce you to Pass Lannister, Prince Penguino Penis of the Pantheon , My Nigga Targaryen, the wildling King Douchebag, Chief Motherfucker Bolton, the the white walker formerly known as Vivi Playah Awedizzle Doctor Turtle Esquire, Bex the Specks of Bag End, Penis Lannister, Mr. Penis Lannister, and Lord God of House Royce.

We all feel Victoria’s Tolkien wrath. Why? Because Spongebob is the catcher. Also because she’s racist. Let’s balance that out. We have an Awesome List from everyone.

 

Brews and Pubs

Blind Lady Ale House

Hess Brewing

Belching Beaver Brewing

 

Check out our stuff!

Vivi & Andrea:Clusterpop

Andrea: The Fist

Allison: hokage.org

Dennis: The CTSM

 

Watch these movie trailers:

Veronica Mars

Bears (they have cancer)

The Fault in Our Stars (which Daniel is not allowed to watch or read.)

266: No Shame

Loads of guests this week and we split it all up. The episode starts off with Spencer and Andrea joining us. Daniel leaves to pick up Butch, leaving the three to discuss movies. Daniel and Butch return to discuss life, comic-con and awesomeness.

 

This week, the fallen souls discuss:

Part 1

– Pepe le Pieu and rape culture

Episode of Little House on the Prairie Vivi describes

– String theory porn store urination

– Being at a beer event and having a vagina is awesome

– Craigslist urination and missed connections

– Andrea writes a hit song

– Spencer disappointed by Snapchat

– Movie fight #1: Sucker Punch

– Top five rape scenes

– Vivi’s mom uses social media wrong

 

Part 2

– Andrea assumes Butch didn’t get anything interesting…like pussy

– Braggard douche in line for Patton Oswalt was annoying

– Comic-Con has gotten way out of hand

– Nerd HQ > Hall H

– Movie fight #2: Pacific Rim

– Die Hard is the best Christmas Movie

– Sharknado was horrible awesomesauce

– White House Down was exactly what you think it is

– Victoria is a petulant drunk

Bonnie Jean’s Soul Food is amazing

 

Part 3

– Team Pear Tree Manor in the house!

– Reminiscing about DeWayne

– Do you believe in magic, but don’t believe in God?

– We need to legalize all drugs just to skim off the top

– Uncast Political Party?

– Canned beer can be amazing

– We miss Rhian more than usual

– Christians are confusing; making the Beatitudes illegal? WTF

– The W00tstout is tasty and Hop-Con was awesome

– Aisha Tyler is really tall and April O’Neil is really short

– We need to eat donuts at Donut Bar

– The transcendent experience that is soul food

– Greens, hush puppies and mac n cheese OH MY!

– We’re fucking our way to a light-beige

– Who shoves a habanero in a child’s mouth?

– How do you view it when an idol deals with the same emotional issues you do?

– Saying hi can be harder than it sounds

– Patton Oswalt was drunk and awesome!

– Badge-required rules outside of Comic-Con sucks