291: Glitter & Emetophilia

Hey if you think releasing an episode 2 weeks after recording was bad, try a full month. We truly hope that we still have listeners. In fact, let’s do that right now. If you still listen to the show, go to facebook.com/uncast OR email uncast.net@gmail.com and let us know. New meme, more people listen to Uncast than have died in America from Ebola.

Victoria goes through some ideas for Unniversary. It’ll be March 21, 2015. Plan accordingly. No excuses! Unless that excuse is “I don’t listen and I want no part of you and your hoodrat bullshit.” If it’s the latter, we understand. You’re dead to us anyways.

First order of business for Unniversary: bring the most derelict and the most awesome “American” treat you can think of and Andrea will have to try it during Unniversary. Best and worst snack will win a prize of some sort. It’ll be better than an Uncast shirt or a bag of condoms. Unless you’re into that sort of thing. Of course this also starts a conversation about various treats we loved as kids; both American and Mexican. Tamarind, chili, and sugar is awesome.

We went to Tony & Kristen’s wedding and we had an amazing time. My cousins came out to enjoy some beer for a day and after four breweries. Again, a great time was had by all. Shout out to Indian Joe Brewing and Karl Strauss. Also, Lost Abbey Brewing and Belching Beaver Brewing.

Victoria reads us a story about a threeway gone wrong. Not saying what happened but Meat Gin is a thing now. Read that as many times as needed to let it sink in. In the meantime, let’s discuss some Facebook bullshit. Yeah it really could be anything but it’s this shit. Somehow this reminds Vivi of the London Beer Flood.

Glitter is a horrible thing but now you can get pills that make you poop glitter. Victoria wants to shoot glitter into space. Somehow this ties into a semi truck with a naked woman riding in it, that hits a school bus. Guess that state. It did lead to Fitness Swingers. Don’t ask how. Just look it up. Or don’t.

Sportsing! The World Series has been determined but we recorded this when the NLCS had just ended. It was a fairy tale series of Royals vs Giants and in the end, the Marlins won? They’re owned by Jeffrey Loria so they’ll never win. Jeter > Mantle > Olbermann. We just needed to make that clear. Tired of Gawker bullying, Buzzfeed plagiarism, and Deadspin mansplaining? Go to the ClickHole!

Also May 2015 is coming up. Everyone find the best pair of shiny pants for MrDahonay’s next birthday! Speaking of my brofriend, we have beers this week. Also related, in China, a woman’s virginity is worth $5000. WTF people. Also WTF, don’t turn foods I like into dessert. No cappuccino chips. No hot dog flavored snacks. No mac n cheese ice cream. We don’t need no Bertie Bott’s Every Flavored Chip Bowl at Unniversary. Or do we?

267: Can’t Trade Boobs For Wood

Victoria brings us an Awesome List and a laundry list of wild news pieces. We discuss our last week with Andrea, an Otter eating an Alligator and a few geek items. Oh yeah you didn’t think we’d forget the beer did you? We didn’t. It’s an EPIC Mash.

Links:

Corvette Diner

Watch Table Top

Point Loma Seafood

http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-08-07/theres-an-opening-for-gang-bang-operator-in-bloomington-minnesota/

http://www.themarysue.com/hunger-games-summer-camp/

http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-08-05/spa-is-charging-180-for-the-bird-poop-facial/

260: Drunk Cosbys Strike Again

We start the show off with both of us drunk to the nines. Victoria went to Italy (Milano, Firenze, Roma & Torino) and describes all the sights and sounds but mostly the smells and tastes. Rome isn’t built up, it’s built out; like Los Angeles…or Cass Elliot who is a little less built out now. We start out with a very tasty Italian beer that Vivi brought home. Daniel is ungrateful. We move on to a decent dinner at Slaters 50/50 and Hamilton’s Tavern which had an awesome Stone takeover night going. Less than ten minutes in and Vivi is almost gone.

 

Daniel discusses shit he dealt with while Victoria was gone. There was the negatives (Ottawa drama, incessant Cinnamon, depression) and the positives (Urbn Coal-Fired Pizza, Mother Earth Brewing, Brochella, Distiller’s Outlet in Poway). Vivi tunes him out and Daniel gets butt-hurt and this brings out the Drunk Cosbies and the end of Part One.

 

We come back and start off our last hour of the show by drinking more beer. We might have a problem. I hear that’s one of the steps to something. I don’t care. Vivi gets into the Eurovision competition which Daniel does not understand quite at all. There was a vampire, a cute Danish girl, boring Hungarians and lots of weirdness. Vivi loved a Finnish song.

 

This moves us to the third beer of the week and if Drunk Cosbys wasn’t enough, My Little Pony talk will send you over. Daniel tries to help by talking about sports but the only thing that truly saves us is an Awesome List, which starts awkward and gets awesome quick. Enjoy!

251: Argyle Bank and McClaren

This episode was reorded in July 2011 and was originally intended to be a backstage recording. Join Rachel, Stephon and all three Uncast Hosts for 55 minutes of argyle, cars, Rhi reads the internet and random silliness. After the backstage show, I’ve plugged in a 12-minute recording I made last year of myself having some fun with Ottawa public Safety radio feed. Enjoy!

 

243: The Four My Little Ponies of The Apocalypse

This week we miss Rhian for many reasons. She’s left the Casa and she had to miss recording this episode with us as she’s dealing with some pretty serious stuff at the moment. We hope to have her back on the show as soon as possible. In the meantime, you get us, mwahahaha! We start right off as you’d expect, at the beginning. No seriously, we talk about the apocalypse. Do zombies have to be involved? You decide. Beer of the week is taken Wookey style. We drank of it and tasted that it was pretty hoppily awesome!

We discuss our recent Ottawa trip, returning Rhian to her home country and enjoying the city’s wonders. Victoria gives us an Awesome List and then it gets ugly. Jason Statham ugly. Victoria reviews “The Italian Job” and talks a bit about a couple other movies or something. I get into the Euro 2012 soccer tournament and yes I’m bitter about the outcome. Whatever. There’s a bit of hipster hate and we clear up the myth that I think Arcade Fire and Nickelback are in any way comparible. We end the show with a new game that (as usual) Vivi loves and I do not.

242: Cake Is Ass

We start right off with the topic that gave us our title. We enjoy our first beer of the week and the Butch gives us a few words he’d love to bring back into regular conversation. Victoria is obsessed with the idea of eating cake off someone’s ass or eating cake with someone while all are naked. Daniel isn’t sure he follows the logic really so this will have to involve someone else.

There’s a bit of EuroVision discussion, tasty brews, tutus and Victoria’s take on her recent marathon listening of “Trapped In The Closet” by Usher. Victoria reviews “Witness For The Prosecution” and Sigur Ros. Butch contributes an article on San Diego’s thriving craft beer scene. We get to hear a bit of what Butch has been up to and end the show fairly quickly for a Butch episode. Just about 95 minutes.

241: I Put A Whistle On My Vagina

Rhian apologizes for her voice and Victoria apologizes for nothing in this episode. We discuss a juice cleanse found in Oprah’s magazine and diarhettic comas. We talk about Rhian’s recent stay in the hospital, transfusion number two and Rhian 3.0 is born. For the story on that, visit her blog at Rhiloaded.com.

Victoria lays down some ultimatums and “it’s either this or this but it has to be one of the two or both” type shit on Daniel. Yet again she demands a phallus to poke a donut. The God provides when the mortals prove they’re deserving of those things they seek. Rhian invents a transformer that’s both eyeglasses and a vibrator. Finally we drop into the beer of the week. Another Californian invention worth drinking. This time Drake’s Drakonic Imperial Stout.

We then go into Hunger Games talk and Victoria decides the tribute character she’d be if she was in the story. She also brings us the 13 worst things to do with your vagina. I have to question her decision making skills this episode. Game of Thrones comes up again and Vivi reveals her need to have a torrid affair with Tyrion Lannister. Now I’m SURE she has poor decision making skills this episode.

Rhian and Daniel talk about local San Diego food and one specific block of places in particular that we need to try. There’s a brief discussion of 50 Shades of Grey before Rhian saves the show with Whore News. This week: the recent trend of briefly replacing the news with porn.