315: Universary o’Nein! aka “Where is our adult?”

First an announcement: Un-X will be March 18, 2017. You have over 10 months to plan. So, no excuses. Now on with the show.

This is our 9th Universary, so at this point, you should know what to expect. Topics to include: our upstairs neighbor got drunk before the rest of us and came over, Daniel brewed a great beer, Rumspringa! Stupid Question of the Night: what emoji would you like to have on your tombstone? Is our 2nd beer just another questionable thing we put oin Butch’s mouth? Victoria is the female Fagin of Halloween, and we get into a discussion about young girls who look older and the awkward situation men put them in. This obviously leads to our discovery of masturbation. This naturally almost leads to a fight over ice cream, a cinnamon hazel nut beer and the end of the show.

286: Muricka and Blergum

We recorded this on the Fourth of July. ‘Mericka! Fuhyah! #Fail #Unblessed. Did you back Reading Rainbow? We did! Over $5 million is awesome. We’re excited that it’ll be coming back. We talk about books for a bit. We get into July 4th and Daniel likens U.S. involvement in both world wars (WWI and WWII) to opening a jar. Victoria thinks Omaha Beach would’ve been a perfect spot for a romantic picnic. #Crazy. What filter would you use? #Instagram. We have no filters for our mouths.

We had birthdays! #GettinOld They were filled with maple bacon donuts, beer, Waves, Five Guys, Double IPAs, cocktails, pool parties, more beer, and The Perch.#Awesome Congrats, MrDaH! #Impressed As if he needed such a thing, Fleshlight has found a way for you to fuck your porn. They call it: The Launch Pad. #Creepy This breaks out into a discussion on various sex toys and penis size. #Judgment

We had a great trip to Arizona. #HotAsHell Even the trips there and back were a blast. #MoreHeatPuns We had a taste of Andrew’s beer before he released it officially as Perch Brewery beer. We met some awesome new people and had a great night of food and cocktails to celebrate Victoria’s birthday. The other high point was drinking Perch beer while playing Rock Band. The low point was having to listen to/watch Sex & The City while I tried to watch the USA vs Portugal World Cup match on the laptop. #CantLiveWithoutEm

There’s a new fitness tracker that’s “Fitbit for your vagina.” #ThatsHawt Introducing, the KGoal. Victoria is enamored and wants to prove herself. Donations can be made by clicking the button at Uncast.net. You have 30 days. Moving on to possible birthday celebration events for her dad, it’s come down to two horse-mask choices: NHL hockey game or strip club? #NOPE

As we discuss a story of a drunk man letting his dog drive him to the store for corn, Victoria becomes increasingly drunk with alarming speed. #BeerSex We discuss USA’s run in the World Cup and how maybe we should have brought Landon Donovan. We could’ve maybe used someone who can score. End result, Americans actually give a shit about soccer. Those who don’t, are wrong.

Victoria wants you to tell her your favorite summer movie. We discuss other movies and Guardians of the Galaxy. It fades from there.

 

260: Drunk Cosbys Strike Again

We start the show off with both of us drunk to the nines. Victoria went to Italy (Milano, Firenze, Roma & Torino) and describes all the sights and sounds but mostly the smells and tastes. Rome isn’t built up, it’s built out; like Los Angeles…or Cass Elliot who is a little less built out now. We start out with a very tasty Italian beer that Vivi brought home. Daniel is ungrateful. We move on to a decent dinner at Slaters 50/50 and Hamilton’s Tavern which had an awesome Stone takeover night going. Less than ten minutes in and Vivi is almost gone.

 

Daniel discusses shit he dealt with while Victoria was gone. There was the negatives (Ottawa drama, incessant Cinnamon, depression) and the positives (Urbn Coal-Fired Pizza, Mother Earth Brewing, Brochella, Distiller’s Outlet in Poway). Vivi tunes him out and Daniel gets butt-hurt and this brings out the Drunk Cosbies and the end of Part One.

 

We come back and start off our last hour of the show by drinking more beer. We might have a problem. I hear that’s one of the steps to something. I don’t care. Vivi gets into the Eurovision competition which Daniel does not understand quite at all. There was a vampire, a cute Danish girl, boring Hungarians and lots of weirdness. Vivi loved a Finnish song.

 

This moves us to the third beer of the week and if Drunk Cosbys wasn’t enough, My Little Pony talk will send you over. Daniel tries to help by talking about sports but the only thing that truly saves us is an Awesome List, which starts awkward and gets awesome quick. Enjoy!

250b: Drunk Cosbys

We continue this two-part episode by finishing the Awesome Lists and move on to Victoria’s shining moment: Drunken Cosbys. Victoria dressed as Thor for Halloween and Butch is agog. Daniel discusses his recent weight loss and starting a best burger tour of San Diego. How shall we add this into the show? We close out the actual show with “Ask a Black” with Butch.

Check out all the latest with Butch:
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http://angryblackladychronicles.com/category/culture-critic/rebel-without-a-pause/
http://angryblackladychronicles.com/2012/11/15/pause-one/
https://www.facebook.com/sdmixtapesociety
http://soundcloud.com/djbrotherdarkness

250a: Porn Church

We kinda lost the best episode in the world. Damn external hard drive. This is just a tribute. A two part tribute. We start off with two beers of the week and in the midst of this, we find the one topic that is taboo for Uncast. We also discuss a business idea Victoria has. Hint, it involves religion and food. We then move on to the main event of the evening. THREE Awesome Lists! Enjoy Part One. Part Two will be out in a couple days. Promise.

 

236: Butch’s Tiny Penis

Party episode, full of crap sound, poor language, terrible mic work and loose morals.

142: No Pants? No Problem!

I’ll keep it simple up front by saying this is an Uncast Birthday Party Episode. OK now with that out of the way, let’s get to the topics. It’s a weekend of beer, sex and music and there was LOADS of each to be had by all. We discuss the San Diego International Beer Festival where Mr DaH was the socialite of the smoking section. We go on a tour of five San Diego breweries where we realize DaHonay gets a little friendly after about 10 tasters Then of course there’s the Party! Super Birthday Party! where we learn the Preakness sucks. Last, we toss in some redactions and an Awesome List just for kicks.

We ask the listener what constitutes a love making or fuck session and if a vegetarian has oral sex with a non-vegetarian does that make them a semi-vegetarian? We learn everyone’s nickname and party theme song, US Border Patrol agents are a cult of hawt mess, some dumb bitches are on this earth only to be gotten drunk and laid, breweries should not allow their employees to drink on the job and naptime rocks! All this and SOO much more in just over 95 minutes. Hey, no pants? No problem! Just bring protection cause this one’s sticky and covered in sweat.

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Links
San Diego International Beer Festival
Ballast Point Brewing Company
AleSmith Brewing Company
Lightning Brewery
Port Brewing/Lost Abbey Brewing
Stone Brewery and Stone World Bistro & Gardens
Top 5 Reasons It’s Better To Date the Sidekick