313: Two-Beer Victoria

After 2 beers, Victoria needs food not hockey. We skip a Gulls game to record this for you guys and we’re happy with our decision. 43-45 BC were one year because it’s a fucking mess in Rome, 440 days a year. Victoria has to wait 9 months for arancini because…she got a little um, excited last time and now she’s pregnant. That is, if she doesn’t die in Paris first. We go quickly through the first two beers of the week. Through this, we learn true love is eating a demon baby out of your stomach. Victoria says the movie Lucy is shit and Kanye has gone cray but Jay-Z is not, nor is Beyonce.
Scary movies are scary. Deadpool is NOT a family movie but Victoria somehow makes it more juvenile. That said we both have shit show movies we just have to watch: Gods of Egypt and Eddie the Eagle. Why not combine them? Wonder Twin powers activate! Beer of the Week #3 make us ask, “Hey Australia; what’s with the green and gold as your national colors? Not good enough to be on your flag but good enough for everything else?” We’ll leave you with this happy thought: CGI Paul Walker will never die.

beer, restaurants, Gaglione Bros, cheesesteak, Cleopatra, history, Italy, Rome, Paris, Cinnamon, movies, Jay-Z, celebrities, Beyonce, Kanye West, travelling, Deadpool

306: The Bored Identity

Victoria has a confusing epiphany and its name is boredom. What’s your time suck for when productive stuff sounds dull and nothing seems fun? In fact, we recorded this in early August. So this has become a thing. Spreadsheets seem to be Daniel’s thing. Victoria has gotten into makeup lately, and that’s also become a thing. What’s your thing?

First beer of the week after some sushi, brought us “Beltane” and regardless of my own mispronunciation, it was delicious anyways. The brett brings dah funk. Victoria calls it the cilantro of the beer world.

The Pride Parade did not go quite as planned. It was raining, it was pouring, the Gods all came out and they brought all the thunder and lightning. It was one of the best things I’ve ever been a part of. Oh and this was the day that Butch also introduced me to The Balboa Bar & Grill.

Victoria talks about “Ant Man”, “Mission Impossible”, and similar movies that she saw this summer. We then get on to beer #2 and discuss the fun and chaotic Hess Fest 2015 and our hopes for future events. For instance, lines shouldn’t curve into each other and including more high quality local breweries that don’t bottle would be amazing.

Victoria gets a lesson in Targaryens. Are 3-headed dragons a thing? In a thought of complete insanity Victoria asks, what’s your lucky number? To certify the opinion, she shares a recent dream with us.

285a: Code Magenta 4 What!?

This one went so long, we had to split it into two episodes.

WARNING: This show is full of #TD4W and begins with Victoria taking selfies instead of hosting the show. This is balanced out as the show gets better the longer we go. We visited more breweries this week and we think we’ve found our Official Summer Beer of Uncast for 2014? Don’t agree with us? Then YOU pick somethin!

Victoria creates two brothels and we negotiate deals for said brothels. We discuss the etymology of “The Bees Knees.” Then there’s this thing about this little street taco shop called Puesto. Best tacos in San Diego, awesome tequila (half price when someone scores) and the best rice & beans ever. Even their salsa and chips are worth noting.

Another thing worth noting: Butch has been getting LAID. It’s all in the vibe, law of attraction, and all that stuffs. Speaking of, is there hotel code for when someone leaves the hotel between 3-7am alone who wasn’t alone earlier? Strangely this leads to another Victoria sex worker kickstarter. This one oddly comes “third hand.” New Hobo Code.

What do you do when your name is Crystal Metheny? Listen and find out or click that link there. This of course naturally seques into beer number two, Rough Draft Amber Ale. Who cares about the World Cup? Who are you rooting for? Victoria picks ‘em by hotness. Butch is rooting for Italy (free tequila) and Ghana (cause why not, amiright ladies?) Yeah guess who’s already out by the time this airs.

Moving on, we have Jason Mamoa cast as Aquaman. This naturally segues us into the man who can’t seem to stop getting “intimate” with pool rafts. Does sex with an inflatable doll also constitute a crime? This of course, leads Victoria to a new business idea. This leads to the rest of us washing our brains out with more beer. It’s also where we end part one of this episode.

Starting off the next half, let’s just say this bottle of Stone Cali-Belgique was not what we remembered. The NBA and NHL Finals just ended and we discuss. Why? Because why the hell not. Miami has an interesting mascot, the Habs cartoon description is a bit interesting, and this is where Victoria stops paying attention, hence the title.

282: Your Child May Be Ugly

Your baby: Cute or NOPE? You play along. We enjoy a well-balanced Stone beer. Cinnamon gets into shit. Booze Brothers & Barrel Harbor breweries entertain our beer cravings. Victoria likes Hearthstone but some guys can be flat out dickholes. Victoria shares dumb Buzzfeed article suggestions.

Racist stores bring Victoria new business ideas and we bring you the racist news of the week with Donald Sterling and Cliven Bundy. We pick up beer of the week #2 before finishing up RNW with an epic reaction to racist football fans. Speaking of, we had an epic time with the SD Mixtape Society and if you’re in the area and enjoy discovering and sharing music, you should come join us in June!

There are entirely too many damn trending topics related to One Direction! Closing pitchers should not come out to “Sweet Home Alabama.” Daniel rants about a difficult situation many men might know about. This leads to a Facebook rant. TL;DL Go back to using diaries and Fuck Buzzfeed. One thing that doesn’t suck? GoExplore.Net – Check it out people.

280: Wasabi Piss Dust

Andrea joins us for one more episode before he goes back to Italy. We start hardcore and things die. Don’t waste the jizz. We briefly review Universary and how awesome it was for everyone. Beers of the week starts with a boring Yorkshire ale and we follow that up with Belgians that get gradually better than the one before.

Craigslist: You’re either bored and buy stamps or you’re bored and buy blow jobs. Victoria wants to be a fully developed, perfectly proportioned hermaphrodite and she gets a new nickname for it: Vyktoria Le Phappe. She offers herself for online pictures and we argue about the pricing structure. Victoria renames bisexual males and we’re hoping the company by the same name won’t come sue us for this.

Daniel goes on a pub crawl that sounds like a great idea and it went well but here’s a lesson: don’t talk about deep subjects during a pub crawl; especially anything concerning matters of the heart. It never ends well. The night also includes a terrible new Stone IPA, the best trip to the restroom in town, the worst trip to the restroom for Daniel’s night, a payment mixup, friendly bartender, and cool karaoke; Oh and some amazing late night Mexican food.

There’s porn for all sorts but until you’ve seen something live, you haven’t really seen it. Victoria and Andrea describe their night out on the town and we follow this up by discussing our night of comedy with Jackie Kashian and Maria Bamford. We enjoy great Thai food at Saffron followed by gelato at Gelato Vero Caffe. Andrea confesses to speaking gibberish in Italian during sex and Victoria wants the big gay ice cream truck to come to San Diego.

We end the episode with Victoria and Andrea’s review of Grand Budapest Hotel. Enjoy the hour of fun!

Links – Check these places out (except Lancer’s)

Monkey Paw Pub & Brewery – Best Cheesesteak in town

Mission Brewery – Best trip to the restroom in town

Small Bar – Dark bathroom tried to eat me

Lancer’s – BRING CASH

Live Wire – Friendly bartenders

Gilly’s North Park – Awesome vibe

Colima’s Mexican Food – Best food to sober you up

Saffron – Great cheap Thai food

Big Gay Ice Cream – Please come to San Diego

276: I Would Turn Her Into A Girl Snork

As always happens when Butch happens, this runs long; like an hour 46 long.This episode starts with pink eye and corncob pipes. We have two eyes and two lungs. We only need one of each, right? Okay so survey #1 of the episode is Spongebob: pitcher or catcher? Either way, we know the Snorks are great at oral sex, hence the show title. Beer of the Week starts with a Bootlegger’s beer and Stochasticity Project.


Cinnamon cannot be contained by one box. This of course brings us to discussing Ellen Page. Victoria is obsessed with Animal Crossing. Yes, still. Insert awkward segue to Valentine’s Day. It was one of our favorite Valentine’s Days of all time. We hit Brabant Cafe, the Stone store in South Park, Station Tavern, and Eclipse Chocolate before seeing a NOT funny Brian Regan at Balboa Theatre. We did like the opening act.


Ask A Black gives us survey #2 is Victoria racist if she dresses up like K.C. and JoJo? No. You should dress up as KC and find a white chick with a big ass. Butch brings up the fact that Dick Van Dyke is one of the best TV shows of all time. Everyone should also watch Pete Seeger: The Power of Song. There are also awesome biographical documentaries on Johnny Carson and Mel Brooks to watch as well.


Butch contributes to the show by introducing us to SochiOnTinder.tumblr.com and that which is sexual debauchery that is the Olympic Village and our idea to monetize this. This brings survey #3: What Olympic sport breeds the best lovers? This oddly has nothing to do with the segue into Butch discussing his birthday weekend…or what he remembers of it. Think “Wrecking So Close” followed by “You’re the One That I Want In the Next Episode” and then “Psychosocial Baby” at Midnight. You can get the Tribute Mix and some cool playlists of tunes on Butch’s 8Tracks page. Also check out his “Best Coast Bias” posts on The Wrestling Blog and occasional posts on TWiB once it gets going full on again.

Also, go check out Victoria’s other podcast with Andrea, Clusterpop along with lushrain.com for her blog. Daniel still has a blog going at Uncast.Tumblr.com with hopes of it growing up to be a real boy on WordPress one day. Oh and GIVE US A CALL! 619-940-4SEX

275: Moustachioed Pistachios

Have you ever liquified a nut? Yeah this is a few weeks old but still somewhat relevant? Daniel is on fire and his “stupid” abounds! We talk briefly about the Super Bowl game itself but since it was over after the first play from scrimmage, we spend more time discussing the commercials and halftime show.

After 30 minutes, we get to beer. This week, it’s a new San Diego brewery called 2Kids Brewing. Check them out. We try a new twist on a previously reviewed beer with the Brewmaster’s Edition of Gulden Draak. Did we like it? Hint: We liked it better than Cinnamon keeping us up at night but not as much as Victoria loves Animal Crossing. Sweet ta tas! That’s a very strange fetish. Facebook games and 3DS games: do you do them?

So apparently Transformers movies are still being made. Now we get Dinobots. With the racist way that Jazz was portrayed, I wonder if they’ll try to recreate the Grimlock voice from the original cartoon series. We discuss our thoughts on the loss of Phillip Seymour-Hoffman, his career and the tragic reality of those who lose their lives to addiction. This also leads us to a really cool Academy Awards documentary we watched after the Super Bowl.