311: It’s Like Caligula For Children

This is our first recorded episode of 2016. Creed makes God cry. Victoria gets upset because a Buzzfeed Quiz told her she’d fail 4th grade science. Facebook trending topics are ridiculous. For example, are German people racist for buying Mein Kampf? Guess where the Kardashian loving Vivi sides on this debate. I’ll give you a hint: Daniel takes a hard “Fuck Cancer” stance, while she takes a softer “it happens, get over it!” approach.

Our search for brown ales continues. The first from Alesmith, is amazing. The second, by Black Market, not so much. This is made up by the new Uncast Winter Cocktail. Want to know how to make it? Listen to the show or call the Uncast Line. Christmas was eventful with a great basketball match and a new favorite cocktail bar, Seven Grand. This follows with Daniel being very adamantly wrong for a second time in the show. It’s kinda awkward how wrong he is.

He does tell a story about a pretty epic day that he and Butch had on December 12th. We ended 2015 with a wonderful night at Becky’s house with great food, drinks, and Cards Against Humanity. We move on to 2016 goals (not resolutions) which includes a great book Becky got for Victoria, Thug Kitchen: The Official Cookbook which is a book of vegan recipes that have so far been pretty amazing. From food back to beer and on to movies. It’s a natural progression! We enjoyed all three blockbusters we saw this winter: Star Wars The Force Awakens, Hateful Eight, and The Revenant.

292: The Sweet Smell of Peppermint

Recorded on November 29th and releasing it December 11th. We ask some very important and disturbing questions about Santa. Answer as you will. Just be assured Victoria is trying to ruin the Winter holidays for everyone.

Victoria returns from Londontown and Daniel regails us with tales from his two weeks alone…or was he? Well there was all day beer runs and all night meat. Not as dirty as it sounds but one of those was protested by PETA. Props to San Diego Bottle Share and S&M Sausage & Meat! All that and I came out of the two weeks addicted…to…Skyrim. Yes. Skyrim.

We drink pumpkin ales and talk Thanksgiving. Daniel has what hopes to be his only bad trip to San Francisco and seriously, that Peppermint tho.

272: Christmas In My Mouth

For the last Uncast episode recorded in 2013, Daniel and Cronut The Magnificent give you a very reasonable rule to live by: if Charlie Sheen’s mouth has been there, you may not want to be there. Beer is tasted and Daniel recalls an awesome Friday evening with Butch at a place that specializes in Belgian beers, a place where you can drink beer and play arcade games, a hip coffee house and TWO Stone Company Stores.

Victoria gets a new haircut (bangs!) and then we go through our 13 favorite things from 2013. Send us YOUR favorites!We have ideas for new children’s books, ornaments for the tree, and the best subreddit ever.

Links:

Coin-Op Game Room

Stone Company Store on Kettner

Lestat’s Coffee House

Brabant Bar & Cafe

252: The HOV Lane

Rhian is back! YES she is back in a full capacity and we talk about my trip to Ottawa, how she’s feeling, her birthday, Christmas and lots of beer. There’s a list of unsexy sex stories from The Huffington Post and Victoria asks the ultimate Helen Keller question: Would she be a good prostitute?

Rhian is back in the Casa!! We talk about her travel day, beer and create a new drink at one of our favorite local pubs. They then choose NOT to name it after us. Fuck that. We have a few Awesome Lists and Rhian solves the Mayan Calendar/Apocalypse issue. We enjoy Second Christmas and discuss our gifts, including a jar of peanut butter. Rhian brings two pieces of awesome Whore News and we end by revealing the name of Daniel’s penis! Enjoy!

Starting right off with a wrong number call into the Uncast line, sledding on pizza boxes, beer of the week and a drink we invented (The Uncast Float) for our favorite local pub! Daniel starts the year end lists by naming the top beers that we drank on the show during 2011.

We all talk about our Christmas weekends. From a long trip to Hemet, to getting high on Christmas Eve, time with family and the best of friends, this was a really memorable Holiday Season. Victoria forces us to choose resolutions for 2012 from a list. We may have been less than comfortable with this. We evaluate the year in Uncast and have a few lists for you. Do you agree? Was there anything we left out?

Rachel gives us her top 10 “yays” of 2011 and Victoria has an Awesome List of Awesome Lists. Daniel and Rhian give us the World’s Greatest Headline and Rhian ends the show with a couple of pieces of whore news including a man who paints with his cock and a new sci-fi themed brothel opening in Nevada. This all ends in an hour, 32 minutes, 12 seconds.

Victoria creates her own theme music which Rhian names “Electronic Hee Haw” and jump right into beer of the week. Daniel forgets what zodiac sign Rhian is. Victoria has a few rants but she starts it off by gloating that she can finish knitting a glove and record a podcast at the same time. These rants include Alec Baldwin, Twitter fake drama, bukkake and fisting (anyone surprised?), healing lily bits and Daniel’s penis, “The Chew”, ethnic restaurants like Tacos del Gordo and tequila. We also discuss Agave, Milagro and the few other awesome Mexican restaurants outside of Mexico.

We jump from this to decorating for Christmas. Rhian, for those who don’t know, is the Christmas decorating queen. Her trees and front door decorating in particular are well documented. This year, Victoria and Daniel join her by decorating the casa and it comes out looking spectacular! Victoria even made an Advent Calendar and it has turned out really fun and awesome. Victoria goes off on hippies and hipsters and we realize they really aren’t the same.  Rhian challenges us to see “Hair” before she arrives. We discuss IKEA and wanting to go out for dinner there for fun.

Victoria tells the story about a model that walked into a propeller. This should’ve been listed for Halloween perhaps. Adding onto that, she mentions finger twisting a llama and we have other ideas. Daniel asks the girls to give their opinions on 5 Things You Never Knew About Female Sexuality. Rhian brings us some disturbing Whore News including a story of a father who collapses after he hires a prostitute that ends up being his daughter and a school in Austria that will start offering sex courses. We end the show with a new Awesome List!