307: Free Cheese and Gunpowder

First off, apologies on the “great hall” effect on Daniel and Butch’s mics. Those were meant to be shut off and Daniel obviously dropped the ball. We start right off with our first beer, taking us back to Old England. Then after having to be reminded about 9/11, Victoria and Daniel both show why white people are horrible. The musket it was the stormtroopers of rifles and 2016 is going to be a glorious year for a lot of nerds. Victoria the duckbill fucker, doesn’t care about buffaloes like Hollywood doesn’t care about doing a biopic properly.
We get on up with a little James Brown talk. We discuss Butch’s teams dominating local trivia nights. This all leads into an R&B music discussion. This makes us hungry and leads to a brave idea for Unniversary IX. Victoria heads to bed and Daniel talks about flooding the Casa and the death of his self built rig or at least the motherboard. We go off on the Bucs for a bit and call it a night under 75 mins.

267: Can’t Trade Boobs For Wood

Victoria brings us an Awesome List and a laundry list of wild news pieces. We discuss our last week with Andrea, an Otter eating an Alligator and a few geek items. Oh yeah you didn’t think we’d forget the beer did you? We didn’t. It’s an EPIC Mash.

Links:

Corvette Diner

Watch Table Top

Point Loma Seafood

http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-08-07/theres-an-opening-for-gang-bang-operator-in-bloomington-minnesota/

http://www.themarysue.com/hunger-games-summer-camp/

http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-08-05/spa-is-charging-180-for-the-bird-poop-facial/

264: There Is Always Room For A High Five

The long awaited Home Brew episode of Uncast is here! We join Tony and The DaHonays (not a new 50’s rock group) at the Lands End Resort in Oceanside, CA. We go through TEN different home brews this evening and learn the basics of home brewing from Tony and Andrew. Learn how to get started brewing at home, adding various flavors into your beer and what goes into making a Sour Ale. There are a few awesome tales and awesome tail mixed in, including DaHonay’s amazing Firestone-Walker Jacket story. This episode is two and a half hours long but worth every minute. I reward you at the end with a new short remix of our theme song. Enjoy!

 

Beers of the Night:

Beer #1: DaH Brew Zombie Grains (Imperial IPA w/ Nelson Hops)

Beer #2: Sunspear Ale (Apricot Cinnamon Ale; 4.2% ABV)

Beer #3: The Dornishman’s Wife (Kolsh kissed with pomegranate)

Beer #4: Night of Flowers Growing Strong (Roses, Hibiscus flowers and heather tips with a deep dark twist)

Beer #5: Lannister Hibiscus Blonde Ale

Beer #6: House Arryn Suckling Milk Stout (infused with bourbon and cherries)

Beer #7: Kraken Ink (Hefty braggot – 21% ABV!)

Beer #8: DaH Brew Rosemary IPA

Beer #9: DaH Brew Ricky Bobby Ale (Pale Ale with popcorn)

Beer #10: DaH Brew Arizona Copper Ale

 

Recommended Reading:
Beer Craft: A Simple Guide To Making Great Beer” by William Bostwick

The Complete Joy of Homebrewing” by Charlie Papazian

Brew Your Own Magazine

 

Recommended Watching:

How Beer Saved The World (Documentary)

Recommended Listening:
List of various awesome podcasts on the DaH Brew Blog

248: All It Took Is One Drop

We’re missing Rhian this week and it takes two guests and a very drunk Daniel to make up for it. We’re hoping she will be home soon so she can join us on the show again soon. We start the show off with Daniel, already drunk and belligerent, making Victoria the first scapegoat of the show. This backfires quickly and all hell breaks loose, like an ape-seal Snooki. That’s how we START the show.

From there we jump right into the show title topic and folks, it ain’t gettin any classier. We give our review of Cards Against Humanity. Victoria gives us the Beer of the Week this week, which was the New Belgium/Lost Abbey Lips of Faith version of the Brett Beer. Somehow this leads us down a dark road of aggressive Italians, stinky Belgians and risque hotel sex. We discuss the awesomeness that is Cookie Butter and then on to handicapped haunted house movie. This transitions into talk of Daniel being old-fashioned for demanding that his sexual partners knowingly consent to his advances. I did warn you earlier this was going downhill, right? OK then. We move on.

Yeah so Daniel hits a new level of drunk from here and the show just devolves. Victoria, Butch and Andrea try to take back control and are almost successful at times. There’s still an admission of watching gruesome porn and Daniel not just hitting the wall but obliterating it. Victoria goes on to discuss her obsession with zombie survival scenarios and brings in the shotgun option. This leads to talk about a kill van she saw on the way home and her new circus. Butch tries to talk about stuff going on in his awesome life and it devolves into auto-erotic self-mastication.

240: Nailed to the Cross

Happy Easter everyone! Two weeks late. Heh. Yeah we’ll get to the reasons for that in the next show unless you all follow us all on Twitter and Facebook and you know already. As for this show, Vivi introduces us to a new threesome sex position. A very specific strange fetish kinda position. There’s a very different beer of the week this week and it’s a strange one indeed. We review that along with the new movie The Hunger Games and the TV Series Game of Thrones which recently started it’s second season.

Victoria wins a new boxed game while Rhian and Daniel win a couple of awards of their own! Ooh la la! Daniel brings some sports news (though obviously not news at this point, silly) and we discuss some real life hybrid animals. Rhian comes hard with some awesome Whore News…as always and this ends the show just under the hour mark which is where we like it.

Everyone check out our friend’s podcasts there on the right and maybe even donate a few bucks to help out Rhian and the show! We’d love to hear from you! Call us, write us, leave comments, just let us know you’re listening and what you think!

232: G-Spot Magician

Rhizzy Vizzy Deezy Beautiful Cover Girl! Grab both of your fists and put good stuff in your mouth while we put good stuff in your ear. The fallen angels are horny and it’s Christmas time. We discuss the need for donations, both for getting Rhian to the Mayo Clinic and to produce an Uncast porn video (or pictures if your donation is cheap). This also leads to doing a 50’s style PSA video on “How To Host An Orgy”.

Victoria finds an article with Gift Guides for sex toy enthusiasts. Victoria brings us her Christmas Awesome List and Rhian has a story about a dear baby seal who just wanted a nap on the couch. We also learn about the sungrazer comet that wouldn’t die. Rhian brings us Whore News including a banning of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

NAME DANIEL’S PENIS! You have until January 7th but don’t wait.

226: You Can’t Squirt With An Audience

Due to an mp3 upload error on Daniel’s part, 226 is temporarily unavailable. This should be fixed by  11/8/2011, 7pm Pacific Time. Sorry folks!

We start right off on this Halloween episode with awesome spiced beer and a new bukkake superhero. We have to explain to our live audience what bukkake is. Victoria also has lots of questions for our audience. This of course blends into fisting and why guys are weirded out by super kinky sex acts. This leads to squirting and Daniel has questions for those female listeners who have. Victoria brings up Thai ladyboys and this naturally segues into a story about a Shapeshifting Hooker. We get another entry in the “Name Daniel’s Penis” contest. If it’s turned purple, let go of it, man!We are really touched and honored to share some critical acclaim from someone close to the show. Bias much? You bet! We’ll still take it cause it’s real! Go check out Junkenstein’s blog and his new podcast, “Junk’s Trunk” which is ‘like a musical essay’ and really great. Victoria shares an article about a man who firebombed a Taco Bell due to a meat shortage in his Chalupa. We learn that China is now Cracking Down On Overly Entertaining TV. Victoria shares her ultimate shameber song. Click it, damn you! We end the show with Whore News about a topless woman that leads cops on a 200 km/hr chase. Now THAT’S a fast whore. Speaking of fast. We get this out in an hour, four minutes and nine seconds.