July 2014


286: Muricka and Blergum

We recorded this on the Fourth of July. ‘Mericka! Fuhyah! #Fail #Unblessed. Did you back Reading Rainbow? We did! Over $5 million is awesome. We’re excited that it’ll be coming back. We talk about books for a bit. We get into July 4th and Daniel likens U.S. involvement in both world wars (WWI and WWII) to opening a jar. Victoria thinks Omaha Beach would’ve been a perfect spot for a romantic picnic. #Crazy. What filter would you use? #Instagram. We have no filters for our mouths.

We had birthdays! #GettinOld They were filled with maple bacon donuts, beer, Waves, Five Guys, Double IPAs, cocktails, pool parties, more beer, and The Perch.#Awesome Congrats, MrDaH! #Impressed As if he needed such a thing, Fleshlight has found a way for you to fuck your porn. They call it: The Launch Pad. #Creepy This breaks out into a discussion on various sex toys and penis size. #Judgment

We had a great trip to Arizona. #HotAsHell Even the trips there and back were a blast. #MoreHeatPuns We had a taste of Andrew’s beer before he released it officially as Perch Brewery beer. We met some awesome new people and had a great night of food and cocktails to celebrate Victoria’s birthday. The other high point was drinking Perch beer while playing Rock Band. The low point was having to listen to/watch Sex & The City while I tried to watch the USA vs Portugal World Cup match on the laptop. #CantLiveWithoutEm

There’s a new fitness tracker that’s “Fitbit for your vagina.” #ThatsHawt Introducing, the KGoal. Victoria is enamored and wants to prove herself. Donations can be made by clicking the button at Uncast.net. You have 30 days. Moving on to possible birthday celebration events for her dad, it’s come down to two horse-mask choices: NHL hockey game or strip club? #NOPE

As we discuss a story of a drunk man letting his dog drive him to the store for corn, Victoria becomes increasingly drunk with alarming speed. #BeerSex We discuss USA’s run in the World Cup and how maybe we should have brought Landon Donovan. We could’ve maybe used someone who can score. End result, Americans actually give a shit about soccer. Those who don’t, are wrong.

Victoria wants you to tell her your favorite summer movie. We discuss other movies and Guardians of the Galaxy. It fades from there.

 

285b: Meatloaf Farts

Starting off the next half, let’s just say this bottle of Stone Cali-Belgique was not what we remembered. The NBA and NHL Finals just ended and we discuss. Why? Because why the hell not. Miami has an interesting mascot, the Habs cartoon description is a bit interesting, and this is where Victoria stops paying attention, hence the title. Here is the link.

The Ballad of Raft Fucker continues. If you don’t watch Game of Thrones, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! I swear there’s no corelation between those two things. It just happened. (HSFE) HODOR. Mad Men is fucking awesome as well. Watch that too.
Vivi went to two concerts in the same week: Lady Gaga and Wanda Jackson. We learned a few things. First, Vivi says no to pants whiskey. Second, alcohol doesn’t really burn her anymore. Before Wanda Jackson, we went out to the Aero Bar for scotch tasting. SO MANY CHOICES! Spicy maple bacon mixed nut brittle. Make it happen. It keeps away the green puppies. Or something. I don’t know. I was at church.

Victoria tells the tale of the drug cat song she sang for Cinnamon. And you doubt TD4W?! Speaking of, Victoria came with an Awesome List. El Gran Viaje del Senor Caca? and quick note, Butch (DJ BrotherDarkness) is now known as @TheButchRosser on twitter and not the old name he gives on the show.

285a: Code Magenta 4 What!?

This one went so long, we had to split it into two episodes.

WARNING: This show is full of #TD4W and begins with Victoria taking selfies instead of hosting the show. This is balanced out as the show gets better the longer we go. We visited more breweries this week and we think we’ve found our Official Summer Beer of Uncast for 2014? Don’t agree with us? Then YOU pick somethin!

Victoria creates two brothels and we negotiate deals for said brothels. We discuss the etymology of “The Bees Knees.” Then there’s this thing about this little street taco shop called Puesto. Best tacos in San Diego, awesome tequila (half price when someone scores) and the best rice & beans ever. Even their salsa and chips are worth noting.

Another thing worth noting: Butch has been getting LAID. It’s all in the vibe, law of attraction, and all that stuffs. Speaking of, is there hotel code for when someone leaves the hotel between 3-7am alone who wasn’t alone earlier? Strangely this leads to another Victoria sex worker kickstarter. This one oddly comes “third hand.” New Hobo Code.

What do you do when your name is Crystal Metheny? Listen and find out or click that link there. This of course naturally seques into beer number two, Rough Draft Amber Ale. Who cares about the World Cup? Who are you rooting for? Victoria picks ‘em by hotness. Butch is rooting for Italy (free tequila) and Ghana (cause why not, amiright ladies?) Yeah guess who’s already out by the time this airs.

Moving on, we have Jason Mamoa cast as Aquaman. This naturally segues us into the man who can’t seem to stop getting “intimate” with pool rafts. Does sex with an inflatable doll also constitute a crime? This of course, leads Victoria to a new business idea. This leads to the rest of us washing our brains out with more beer. It’s also where we end part one of this episode.

Starting off the next half, let’s just say this bottle of Stone Cali-Belgique was not what we remembered. The NBA and NHL Finals just ended and we discuss. Why? Because why the hell not. Miami has an interesting mascot, the Habs cartoon description is a bit interesting, and this is where Victoria stops paying attention, hence the title.