280: Wasabi Piss Dust

Andrea joins us for one more episode before he goes back to Italy. We start hardcore and things die. Don’t waste the jizz. We briefly review Universary and how awesome it was for everyone. Beers of the week starts with a boring Yorkshire ale and we follow that up with Belgians that get gradually better than the one before.

Craigslist: You’re either bored and buy stamps or you’re bored and buy blow jobs. Victoria wants to be a fully developed, perfectly proportioned hermaphrodite and she gets a new nickname for it: Vyktoria Le Phappe. She offers herself for online pictures and we argue about the pricing structure. Victoria renames bisexual males and we’re hoping the company by the same name won’t come sue us for this.

Daniel goes on a pub crawl that sounds like a great idea and it went well but here’s a lesson: don’t talk about deep subjects during a pub crawl; especially anything concerning matters of the heart. It never ends well. The night also includes a terrible new Stone IPA, the best trip to the restroom in town, the worst trip to the restroom for Daniel’s night, a payment mixup, friendly bartender, and cool karaoke; Oh and some amazing late night Mexican food.

There’s porn for all sorts but until you’ve seen something live, you haven’t really seen it. Victoria and Andrea describe their night out on the town and we follow this up by discussing our night of comedy with Jackie Kashian and Maria Bamford. We enjoy great Thai food at Saffron followed by gelato at Gelato Vero Caffe. Andrea confesses to speaking gibberish in Italian during sex and Victoria wants the big gay ice cream truck to come to San Diego.

We end the episode with Victoria and Andrea’s review of Grand Budapest Hotel. Enjoy the hour of fun!

Links – Check these places out (except Lancer’s)

Monkey Paw Pub & Brewery – Best Cheesesteak in town

Mission Brewery – Best trip to the restroom in town

Small Bar – Dark bathroom tried to eat me

Lancer’s – BRING CASH

Live Wire – Friendly bartenders

Gilly’s North Park – Awesome vibe

Colima’s Mexican Food – Best food to sober you up

Saffron – Great cheap Thai food

Big Gay Ice Cream – Please come to San Diego