April 2014


281: Beats By God

Butch joins us yet again and this is the love episode. Love of Game of Thrones and beer brought us to the SD Tap Room and we had a nice evening with a couple of cool ladies. Victoria has Z-BRO-tolerance but talking geek with Kate and her friend, made them disappear. While waiting, we enjoy some beer at the Barrel Republic (who mostly stole Bear Republic’s logo) and learn what the “Gaslamp Strip Club” of beer would look like.

Karaoke anyone? Let’s set that shit up on Chromecast and enjoy it with cheap beer. Uber has Victoria so smitten, Lyft is gonna have to go places to win her over. Anyone got 5 cents? Ellie Goulding’s thighs could give you the best makeover ever. Oh and thighs are totally hot.

MORE BEER!

We create new beers for Societe Brewing thanks to a Coronado Brewing barleywine. More beer? Cake crotch!

MEHR BIER!

Ghost breweries? We don’t mind. We’re trying to hit 100+ breweries by the end of 2014 and we discuss 5 of them in this episode alone. Looks for the links at the bottom of the notes here. Poor House has a panty dropper, Hillcrest has a chandelier, Butch is a holy man, Plan 9 doesn’t brew yet, Dos Desperados has yoga, and Acoustic Ales will make you sing.

Butch and Daniel discuss new a new racist fusion restaurant. Naturally, this leads to the way Victoria is. She knows why the caged bird sings, and she gave it to Freyja. So that happened. Daniel went to SM2Dub (Social Media Marketing World) and met some cool people.

MOAR BEIR!

We streamed Homechella (thanks again, Aldo) all weekend thanks to Chromecast, and enjoyed beers and games. Grab your favorite bong, pucker up and turn the volume to eleven. Sexy Cat? Sexy cat. Are Bastille just a better Imagine Dragons? Does Ellie Goulding’s thighs beat all? Are Arcade Fire the new Nickelback? Who would you have in your Coachella list? We each give 7 acts for our Unchella. We somehow end the show talking about the phaedra complex and sparkle hobos. Rule 34 continues. 95 minutes of awesome for you.

BEER GOOD

Where girl go?

Beers & Breweries of the Week:
Hillcrest Brewing – Banana Hammock Scotch Ale
Poor House Brewing – Santa’s Panty Dropper Barrel-Aged Winter Ale
Plan 9 Alehouse – URBN St IPA
Dos Desperados Brewery – Two-Timer Scotch Ale
Acoustic Ales – Westbound and Down Quadruple Ale
The Regal Beagle – Sausage, tots, wings, beer

280: Wasabi Piss Dust

Andrea joins us for one more episode before he goes back to Italy. We start hardcore and things die. Don’t waste the jizz. We briefly review Universary and how awesome it was for everyone. Beers of the week starts with a boring Yorkshire ale and we follow that up with Belgians that get gradually better than the one before.

Craigslist: You’re either bored and buy stamps or you’re bored and buy blow jobs. Victoria wants to be a fully developed, perfectly proportioned hermaphrodite and she gets a new nickname for it: Vyktoria Le Phappe. She offers herself for online pictures and we argue about the pricing structure. Victoria renames bisexual males and we’re hoping the company by the same name won’t come sue us for this.

Daniel goes on a pub crawl that sounds like a great idea and it went well but here’s a lesson: don’t talk about deep subjects during a pub crawl; especially anything concerning matters of the heart. It never ends well. The night also includes a terrible new Stone IPA, the best trip to the restroom in town, the worst trip to the restroom for Daniel’s night, a payment mixup, friendly bartender, and cool karaoke; Oh and some amazing late night Mexican food.

There’s porn for all sorts but until you’ve seen something live, you haven’t really seen it. Victoria and Andrea describe their night out on the town and we follow this up by discussing our night of comedy with Jackie Kashian and Maria Bamford. We enjoy great Thai food at Saffron followed by gelato at Gelato Vero Caffe. Andrea confesses to speaking gibberish in Italian during sex and Victoria wants the big gay ice cream truck to come to San Diego.

We end the episode with Victoria and Andrea’s review of Grand Budapest Hotel. Enjoy the hour of fun!

Links – Check these places out (except Lancer’s)

Monkey Paw Pub & Brewery – Best Cheesesteak in town

Mission Brewery – Best trip to the restroom in town

Small Bar – Dark bathroom tried to eat me

Lancer’s – BRING CASH

Live Wire – Friendly bartenders

Gilly’s North Park – Awesome vibe

Colima’s Mexican Food – Best food to sober you up

Saffron – Great cheap Thai food

Big Gay Ice Cream – Please come to San Diego