May 2013


261: I Hit That Pussy With A Bottlecap

Listen to the men talk about steak, boobs and the pointlessness of paying $30 in a restaurant for a steak you grill yourelf. We decided our local liquor store needs to install a tasting room in the back kind of like Bottlecraft. Once we realized this wouldn’t work, we came up with a much better idea: Drinkstarter.

After a sarcastic tweet from Butch’s s/o we have to ask each other, do you drink more when your significant other is away. This leads into relationship talk, focusing mostly on Butch because that’s more fun. Naturally this then leads into us discussing being the last analog generation. We end this part with discussions of how culture and what we find attractive in women has changed as we’ve grown up.

260: Drunk Cosbys Strike Again

We start the show off with both of us drunk to the nines. Victoria went to Italy (Milano, Firenze, Roma & Torino) and describes all the sights and sounds but mostly the smells and tastes. Rome isn’t built up, it’s built out; like Los Angeles…or Cass Elliot who is a little less built out now. We start out with a very tasty Italian beer that Vivi brought home. Daniel is ungrateful. We move on to a decent dinner at Slaters 50/50 and Hamilton’s Tavern which had an awesome Stone takeover night going. Less than ten minutes in and Vivi is almost gone.

 

Daniel discusses shit he dealt with while Victoria was gone. There was the negatives (Ottawa drama, incessant Cinnamon, depression) and the positives (Urbn Coal-Fired Pizza, Mother Earth Brewing, Brochella, Distiller’s Outlet in Poway). Vivi tunes him out and Daniel gets butt-hurt and this brings out the Drunk Cosbies and the end of Part One.

 

We come back and start off our last hour of the show by drinking more beer. We might have a problem. I hear that’s one of the steps to something. I don’t care. Vivi gets into the Eurovision competition which Daniel does not understand quite at all. There was a vampire, a cute Danish girl, boring Hungarians and lots of weirdness. Vivi loved a Finnish song.

 

This moves us to the third beer of the week and if Drunk Cosbys wasn’t enough, My Little Pony talk will send you over. Daniel tries to help by talking about sports but the only thing that truly saves us is an Awesome List, which starts awkward and gets awesome quick. Enjoy!

259a: Had A Whole Plate Of That

Let the first part of the First Annual Brochella commence. We have burgers and beer, steak and whiskey, muscle cars and boobs, and still have time to work in a romantic comedy. Butch and Tony join me in a night filled with mostly good beer and great conversation. Sit down, give us an hour of your time and we’ll make you think, we’ll make you laugh, hell we might even make you cry. Future parts of this recording will show up in the coming weeks.