June 2011

209: I Don’t Need Dirt On My Snatch

We describe the Vancouver riots, how hot it is in Ottawa, creating useless robots and other shit. San Francisco tries to ban circumcision, we still hate LeBron and Victoria doesn’t understand that. Can you get syphillis from a vampire? Victoria brings us the “Dutch Corner” including it’s ovens, hookers and pot bans? Rhian becomes incensed and goes off on the bullshit “laws” on Canadian Medical Marijuana. She also has a doctor’s appointment and she describes the latest in her life. No one needs to see peen on a plane! We discuss Game of Thrones a bit, including don’t fuck with Sean Bean.

208: Out Of The Woods

Apologies ahead of time for the terrible background noise. It was a terribly hot night and fans were necessary. We jump right into cutlery, food, racism and a hot waitress at Urge Gastropub named Laura S. and a waiter with a hot voice. Rhian talks about the amazing meals she made. Two days in a row of fancy awesome dinners. She hasn’t done that in a LONG time so it’s a big sign of victory. Also because they tasted FREAKING AMAZING! Victoria tries to one-up with her awesome breakfast but I think Rhi gets the victory in this one.

Rhian comes up with an idea for a new musical based on blending fantasy, children’s stories, myths, Bible characters, etc. Denmark tries to ban Marmite (those damned Danes!) and we discuss horse herpes which brings up Sherpa Prostitute Sex. Whore news this week includes an old saint’s severed head and a man only wearing olive oil getting busted by cops.

207: The Difference Between Whore and Slut Is a Corndoggin’

This week’s show title comes from the awesome podcast, Walking The Room. We’re still here! So, did the rapture come and go without us or did it never exist at all? Mr Dah has new beer and we enjoy the first two bottles of it that he’s given us. We discuss some reasons the world is ending and list a Post Rapture Tool Kit. Daniel learns some tings from podcasts and apparently acting sexy is now illegal in Utah. Short episode under an hour.