October 2010

190: Ottawa’s Festival of Bums

Right off we have to apologize for the audio. No, people are not across the room from the mic. You can tell from the constant overblown clipping crackles. If it’s too much for your ears, we are sorry.  If stop it and wait for 191, we won’t be offended. So we’re in Ottawa for Canadian Thanksgiving and enjoying some of their beers, their food and their people. After a few guest introductions and beer reviews, we get this bitch started. Wait, wrong show I think.

We talk about our travels to Canada and our first experiences in Ottawa. To summarize: fuck Newark Airport (EWR) and Canadians are perpetually sorry except customs agents and the rental car companies. Quick message to listeners for future customs stops: Do not tell them you have a couple of 22s in your luggage. You know it’s beer but THEY will think guns. Daniel learns the hard way that jalapenos are not pickles. Victoria later learns that peanut butter is not grated parmesan. We also discuss crazy rally car style city drivers. We really are grateful for the ride, TechAndrew.

Conversation turns to diplomacy between nations including the Commonwealth Games. Somehow this leads to nostalgic stories of getting sick from drinking. Inspired by one story, our mystery guest grabs some Goldschlagger and we all have a nice shot. After the shots, Victoria talks about some grocery items she discovered that Ottawa has and San Diego does not. Amy adds in the four things she must eat every time she’s in Ottawa. This leads to a discussion about food and coffee preferences. We discuss politics a little bit and how Victoria and I came to be where we are. Well, kinda.

Mime sex comes up thanks to Victoria. Scariest thing ever maybe? If you’re a mime, please email us (Don’t call) to explain exactly how this might work and how we can be sure that you’re really using a condom. She then asks again if you’re into midgets and furry sex, are Ewoks you’re ultimate option? We discuss Darren’s high ass crack. Speaking of crack we then discuss Rhi’s former place of employment and how she almost burned it down which of course brings up the Easy Mac story. The episode ends in an hour, 42 minutes and 43 seconds.

Heart & Crown on Preston
Pub Italia

189: Puppies Got Me Off

We’re off to Ottawa! Getting this out before we head out. We start right off with beer, Breast Cancer and Lupus Awareness Month, fantasy football heroics as well as the Game of the Week. Victoria brings her “Out of Left Field” topics like cootie logic, blending fetishes, puppy jury, Crystal Lite or crystal meth and a question about which primate you’d rather be. Victoria tells us about more strange dreams, Daniel adds some things he learned from podcasts and we discuss the various most exciting alternate uses for fleshlights. 72 mins, 24 sec for this one.

188: I’m Just Sayin

Victoria starts right off with weird cat names. Yeah THAT is how we’re starting the show. Daniel follows up strongly by bitching about the new Digg look. Victoria asks the listeners to explain what her recent dreams mean. Tell us what you think the hidden meaning is. Daniel thinks it’s penis envy. Victoria wants to be the third in a Javier Bardem/Penelope Cruz threesome. We discuss the first ever Celebrity Twitter Auctions where the money goes to support various charities for Haiti and Hallowhedon in London! We are so jealous!

Early into the show, Daniel starts in with this theory about the phrase “I’m just sayin” and quickly abandons it less than 15 minutes in. Daniel explains how sickness and throat issues delayed Uncast episodes from being released and recorded and Victoria discusses recent stresses at work. We all discuss the tragic explosion of a gas pipe in a San Bruno neighborhood just west of San Francisco Int’l Airport. There’s talk about aliens and Miss Cleo, failed jokes, Butch pinning down Mr Rhi and other craziness.

Following this is of course the very mature game of coming up with movie titles that are hilarious when applied to poo. Daniel and Victoria rant about judgemental psuedo-patriots on “Patriots Day” and yes I realize this is hitting the airwaves 20 days late and yes we’re aware that people bitch about these exact things every year but they still exist, so we must continue bitching cause that changes things. We transition from that to 5 Social Networking disorders. We discuss some drama from the latest “America’s Next Top Model” and everyone’s shocked. Rhian brings us some Whore News before we move on to some football. Game of the Week is QUITE late. Yikes. Ah wells, here we go anyways. We bring this to you in an hour, 12 mintues and 36 seconds.