August 2010

185: Shanks

Rhian joins us this week as we record on Victoria and Daniel’s 11th Wedding Anniversary! We start right off with talk of hentai, passive-aggressive doms and a vampire with shivs instead of fangs. Daniel gives the world a new cocktail and Victoria creates her own. We discuss Sims and of course Victoria’s need for a moat comes back into play.

Victoria and Daniel spend a day out including seeing “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World” and testing out Lightning Brewery’s Cream Ale. Later on we go to Cuchina Urbana and fall in love all over again. Victoria makes a ring of awesome for breakfast and we enjoy a great Anniversary together.

Victoria comes up with an idea of Cinnamon travelling the country telling her version of the Aristocrats joke. Victoria also tries to start a loud conversation about furries in the restaurant and this somehow brings up accidental dog fucking. Someone tell us how that’s even possible. She follows this up with an article on the Six Songs Used To Torture People. Victoria comes to the realization that Alan Moore was paranoid and crazy.  She adds a bathroom story and this leads us into Rhian’s “Whore News”. We end the episode with a list of things Victoria is missing this weekend or rather the weekend this episode was recorded.

184: Coxswain and Furkkake

We start off talking about rowing and quickly Victoria explains that Bill Nighy has just made her list of old men she occasionally lusts after. Victoria discovers knitted duck feet for infants and gets offended before realizing babies have no sense of shame. This of course leads to the question of which is worse, beastiality or incest?

We stumble upon a story of 1200 Russians that drowned like domesticated turkeys. Victoria starts a campaign to have Mike Tyson replace Bob Ross on The Joy of Painting. We discuss the beer of the week before moving on to ice cream. Now I really want a beer float, don’t you? We then go on to slander Mr Wizard needs to have a crackhead as a replacement showing kids the science behind cooking drugs.

We discuss the overturning of Prop 8 and explain how the idea that this would lead to people marrying their pets is impossible. Victoria goes into some disturbing dreams she had recently. There’s a short article about a cheese truck crashing and catching fire. What awesomeness could that have brought? Roadside nachos anyone?  Nope. Victoria would like to discuss more beastiality with furry sex, furkkakes and an inappropriate poster for Yogi Bear 3D.

We move on to male masturbation toys and end with the ten stupidest lyrics of all time according to

Russians Are Stupid
Ice Cream Flavors
Cheese Truck Disaster
Furkkake For A Longer Life?
Inappropriate Yogi Bear 3D Poster
Male Jerkin’ Five Pack
Stupidest Lyrics Of All-Time

183: Circle Jerk of Podcasts

We start right off discussing beers, ice cream and Mother Teresa’s vagina. What sort of tools did they use in the Flintstone’s world for shaving the vagina, vibrators, etc? Victoria asks about the whole Juggalo community to understand just why we laugh so hard at them. Victoria decides she wants a moat and a menagerie of fantastical animals.

Victoria went to Comic-Con 2010 to meet 4 out of her top 5 guys and her top 2 women. This was highly unfair given that I had to work but we get to live it through her. I learned a few things from podcasts including discussion of the “Circle Jerk of Comedy Podcasts”. Victoria tells us about some words that she gets mixed up with. We move on to e-readers, some sports news and Things that Canada Has Brought The World.

182: That’s Not Okay

Our whorespondent returns! Starting right off, Victoria has more hate for music lyrics. This week, it’s Lady Gaga’s “Telephone”. She has made the decision that she needs a man servant to feed her, bring her champagne and service her on Sundays. Taken off the candidate list is Wilford Brimley due to his diabitus. She then adds in a story about a new condom delivery service in Switzerland. Condom delivery or pizza delivery: which comes faster?

Daniel brings more things he learned from podcasts. This includes correcting Audiobuzzed on a few things (things you can learn from your podcast) and Keith and The Girl is (was) free. Also, Litterbox taught me if someone housesits for you, they will have sex or masturbate in your bed. I also add in dog in church lesson from The Vinyl Cafe. Victoria adds in a few movie reviews for “The Answer Man”, “Eclipse” and “17 Again”. Does she love them or hate them? Listen in.

We read an article about atheists using hair-dryers to de-baptize people. Really? Both sides really need to grow up and as xkcd points out, this is just another way for us to feel superior to both sides. We pimp out the Church of Awesome and move on to Whore News! This somehow leads to a story of Nicholas Cage taking drugs with his cat. We all add in some recent musical discoveries and bands you need to check out.

Victoria wants David Lynch and Desmond Tutu as her grandpas. Maybe they would’ve saved her from killing her Nano in the shower. Victoria’s work bff discusses his early days of debauchery. Jury is still out on how that marks with Uncast. Perhaps we’re being unfair. We get a sexy phone call from our lovely listener, Dr. Snit. This one’s done in an hour, 28 minutes and 50 seconds.

Links of the Week:
Swiss AIDS Federation Introduces Bicycle Delivery Service For Condoms
Atheists use hair-dryers to de-baptize
This Week’s Whore News
Nick Gage takes drugs with his cat

Musical Discoveries (Go check these bands out!)
From Rhian: Delain, Woven Hand, 16 Horsepower
From Daniel: K’Naan
From Victoria: Mynabirds, Danger Mouse, Sparklehorse