April 2010

173: I’m No One’s Punchline

The last show we do with Rhian “in studio” for a while starts right off with comments from listeners and beer. We discuss a bit of an elevator incident where Daniel almost died. Victoria helps out by talking about two people from UCSD dying this week. We debate about whether or not “Counter Assault” is a proper name for bear spray. We learn that mace and apple pie are not a good mix.

We watched Princess Bride this week. Has anyone noticed how seriously stupid Buttercup is? Speaking of stupid, Victoria asks what has got to be the winner of the year for stupid questions. We move on from that quickly and go to the 20 Things You’re Never Too Old For. Rhian brings us some Whore News from The Examiner. We learn that people die in threes so that God can have an “arrival at Heaven’s Gate” joke. Rhian brings an Awesome List! It’s 40% longer than normal but it’s all good. She pimps out Les Ballets de Trockadero de Monte Carlo and Cirque du Soleil’s KOOZA. PLEASE go check them out! Both troupes are awesome! Victoria follows this up with hate mail about Pluto from ten years ago and we end with Hipsters issue filling out the Census. You know it’s because they can’t read, right? This one’s just over 45 minutes so it’s well within commuting time. Enjoy!

So with that, check out Jim and Rhian on Audiobuzzed! They’ve got a bit of a contest going, so listen to their latest epiosde and call in to place your vote for who’s going to win!

172b: The Alpha & The Omega

This is a very special Uncast indeed. We start right off by asking if Jesus had a grandmother. Victoria and Rhian ask a number of zombie questions about life spans and mummies vs zombies and whether vegetarianism is allowed. We also discuss the beer tasting event some more and we get some of Spence’s opinions on the evening. We move on to some discussions of music snobs and hipsters before forcing the old Doritos X-13Ds, now known as Late Night Cheeseburger, on Rhian and Spencer.

All this before the main event: An Interview with Spencer on drugs and recreational drug use. We’ll find out what his favorite and least favorite drugs are, the differences between physical and psychological addiction and good lessons for those out there new to the scene. We get to hear his opinions on the political side of the drug world, a few conspiracy theories (I’m convinced every regular recreational drug user has at least one they believe in) and he gives us some great resources to educate ourselves BEFORE trying anything new. Afterall, he’s an advocate for recreational drug use but only if it’s not done recklessly.

Links of the Week:
Audiobuzzed – Hear Rhian and BigJim audibly get it on
Lagunitas Brewery – One of the best breweries in California (And that’s saying a lot!)
Dogfish Head Brewery – They’re awesome and we need more of their beers in San Diego!
erowid.org – A great repository for information on psychoactive plants, chemicals, and related issues.
bluelight.ru – Great forum for users to gather and share information on all kinds of subjects
pillreports.com – Database of various types of Ecstasy, their makeup and how to identify

Now that Spencer has share his knowledge, thoughts, opinions, etc. why don’t all of you share yours? Is he on point? Is he full of shit? Talking out his ass or giving some good sage advice? What’s your experience been and what might YOU add to the discussion? Leave us a comment on uncast.net, tell us your story by emailing us at uncast.net@gmail.com or simply call us high, drunk or sober at 619-940-4SEX. We want to hear from you. Would you like to hear this sort of thing again? Should we have him back on or maybe bring someone else with some expertise or experience with recreational drug use? Is there another topic you would perhaps like to hear us speak a bit more in depth about? Please share! We want to hear how you feel and what you think.

172a: Jesse Joyce Is A Slow Loris

Rhian and Butch join us the day after our beer tasting party to record this episode with us. We realize after a super-cute video, that Jesse Joyce resembles a slow loris. Just a little. We know Easter as a day when, a few days after a grown assed man chose to die, he changed his mind. Then after a few bumps with his homies, was never heard from again.

We discuss the third Uncast hosted beer tasting. It was a big winner. First, we met Tony’s girlfriend for the first time and she fit right in like she’d always been there. We discuss what happens when two drinks stop bein’ whack and blend it real nice like. We learn yet again that Dogfish Head and Lagunitas can make some kick ass beer. We learn bringing unknown breweries to a beer tasting rarely ends well. My co-workers drop the ball on coming to a beer tasting that was originally planned with them and Victoria goes appetizer style for the food instead of spending three days cooking non-stop. Hear how that went.

Victoria realizes that there isn’t any drug in the world that can make “Spice World” watchable. We’ll get to that theory a bit in a future episode. We learn about 9000 year old beer, a Polish dude who goes down with the ship (or plane) and we discuss the Amish.

Can you believe Victoria brings up bukkake again? Yeah I can’t either. We discuss some accidental party fouls and a knitted hood. Alien? Rain wear? Racist organization? Strange little yarn constructed town? Listen and find out. Rhian brings the whore news and this one should sound familiar but it’s worth a rhi-play.

We end with some of the latest news from DJ Brother Darkness and his appearance on a TV Morning Show as a fan of one of the best mobile cuisine I’ve ever had: Tabe BBQ. Check them out. They kick ASS! They’re looking to work a little block party fun with DJ Brother Darkness and this should be a great coming summer. Enjoy this one in just under 55 minutes.

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Check out Rhian and BigJim on Audiobuzzed and look up DJ Brother Darkness (Butch) at his website.

171: We Do When The Doing Needs Done

We’re all over the place this week. Coming off of the latest episode of Lost (as of this recording), Victoria decides she wants a gift. We learn about a book written by a cat and it’s whacko owner. Victoria proclaims that for her Birthday, she wants someone to go with her to see Kenny Loggins.

The Awesome portion of the show starts with things that are NOT awesome, like a video game based on rape. Victoria presents us with another Awesome List and this one goes to eleven total! We laugh that people at Victoria’s work have noticed her arm tattoo but don’t know about or follow Uncast.

We go through some more memories of Universary weekend and review a few movies we watched about dancing. There’s a vampire running for President of the United States and we also learn why Twilight vampires are so hard to kill. Victoria introduces us to what’s happening in tween culture today and it’s as facepalmy as you’d think. We enjoy some lunch and conversation with Victoria’s ever entertaining parents and we learn that Shaniqua is black.

Lastly, Rhian brings us some more whore news and we are there to witness her viewing her first full length porn movie ever…and it SUCKED. Pun intended. After a short bit on chat roulette, we finally end this bitch around 1:29:44. That’s nearly 90 minutes of entertainment (well, outside of the 2 minutes of Justin Beiber talk and music) so I think it’s justified that you call us at 619-940-4SEX right now. We don’t care what you talk about, just have something to say and say it.