054: Two Hands, One Helmet

Episode 54 is packed in with a totes-load of topics. Among them a night of disappointing commercials but a game that was anything but. We discuss Animal Planet getting stupid for the fourth time, signs from the bridge, Groundhog’s Day, McDonaldland being thrown into chaos, Burger King and his discples and transvestite chickens. Yeah, you read that right. OH and somewhere in the second half, Victoria wants to play a game. I bet you can’t guess what it is before you listen to this episode. Time left on the clock reads 1:05:17. That’s over an hour for those scoring at home.

Plugs of the Week
I Love Lard Podcast
The Scream Podcast
Carnivale TV Series

Of course there’s our own plugs:

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Now it’s time to play sing-a-long. About 19:40 into the podcast, I play a remix I wrote to the 1st verse of Kanye West’s “Stronger”. Here are the lyrics…

Should’ve lost tonight
Should’ve been like Randy Moss tonight
Instead they showed up and were the boss tonight
Didn’t give a fuck the Pats were perfect, right? Awesome.
Manning to Burress for the score
Damn, they don’t make ’em like this anymore
I ask cause I’m not sure,
Did anyone see that damn final score?
Bow in the presence of greatness
‘Cause though you all had forsaken us
And we were not impress by your lateness
You can (still) celebrate, sip on some Cris’
So go ahead, go nuts, go ape shit
Especially in your new blue and red shit
Act like you been here since Eight-Six
Even without a pick-six, we’ll take this, haters.