May 2007

010: Uncast Cruise 2007, Part 1

We’re back! In this episode, we discuss the cruise. Well, we actually just get through San Francisco. That explains the “Part 1” part of the title. I don’t quit, Jesus and zombies are only a passing mention and we’re sober for the whole show. Don’t be scared, it’ll be ok. Just enjoy it and look forward to the next episode.

009: Who Loves Ya Baby?!

In this weeks show Victoria gets violent, I’m stressing out about cruise prep, Cinnamon auditions for the circus, we launch a new venture and I pimp a good man’s great CD. Oh yeah that title? Victoria’s God is Kojak.

Plugs of the Week:

Victoria’s new site: The Lazy Philanthropist
Marc Gunn’s “Irish Drinking Songs: The Cat Lover’s Companion”
Marc Gunn’s website
The Brobdingnagian Bards website
Of course I have to plug myself: Renaissance Festival Music Lyrics
While you’re there, check out the podcast. It’s good music!

008: Dumpy Dumps

This week Victoria is the new drunk half of Uncast! We discuss our celebrity top five, NASCAR hooligan gangs and I get a little crazy with the shout outs. Victoria deems me “Dumpy Dumps” when I call her Vicki one too many times and mentions that she wants to get to the point in her life when she only has to communicate in grunts and groans. Jesus, zombies and Cinnamon make their way into the discussion as usual and we ask the question, “if you add chocolate ice cream to root beer, can you call it a Root Beer Floater?”

Victoria’s Top Five:
5. Nicole Scherzinger (Pussycat Dolls)
4. Jon Bon Jovi (yeah I don’t get it either)
3. Veronica Varekova (SI swimsuit babe)
2. Nathan Fillion (Firefly, Slither)
1. Daniel Craig (Casino Royale, Elizabeth)

Daniel’s Top Five:
5. Amy Smart (Scrubs, The Butterfly Effect)
4. Gina Torres (Firefly, Standoff)
3. Elisabeth Röhm (Law & Order, Angel)
2. Alyson Hannigan (American Pie, Buffy, How I Met Your Mother, etc)
1. Jewel Staite (Firefly, Stargate: Atlantis)

Thanks this week goes to:
Butch Rosser
Keith and the Girl
Tips From the Top Floor
The Dawn & Drew Show

007c: Scotchy Scotch Scotch

In this Part Drei, we find out that malatosis is a condition caused by too much scotch consumption, we try recording a smutcast but Victoria’s inability to perform leads me to create the term Giggly Porn, there is yet more cruise discussion, Butch deems me “Number Three”, I call Victoria out on the truth behind our wedding night and we discuss how we lost our virginity. Victoria doesn’t remember much. This leads me to quit for the second time in this episode. Butch remembers plenty about his first time. Would you be surprised if we told you alcohol was involved?

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