October 21, 2009

155: Wherjews

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155: Wherjews

Starting off the show with a nice hoppy IPA from Scotland. Y’all know how I like my scotch. I also like Scottish Ales. We go into the first of what will be many pot lucks at my new place of employment. That of course leads to some of Victoria’s latest cooking goodies. We also go to the latest Rev concert at the House of Blues and what happens when you mix hillbilly with Motley Crue. Follow that with a Party!Super Party! And you can’t believe the fun that could be had.

Victoria bitches about Geico commercials, read about a wooly bridey and a strange Japanese restaurant centered around paying it forward. There’s football Game of the Week action and guess what happened? It wasn’t a hummer, that’s what it wasn’t! Gimme this, gimme that, call us or email us you know where to go. We just wanna hear from ya. Enjoy this episode in a flat 51 minutes.

 

October 13, 2009

154: Don’t Pee On Your Children

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154: Don’t Pee On Your Children

Sit down and relax with your favorite Oktoberfest beer. We enjoy the fares from Karl Strauss and Schmaltz Brewing. This week’s Game Of The Week was more exciting than it had any right to be and this week’s game involves Monday Night Football and an AFC East rivalry. We go shopping for my Halloween costume and we give all of you a challenge. The first one to correctly guess what my Halloween costume and either calls or emails us with the answer gets a prize. Also just in case you doubted, Texas is back y’all! We introduce the unknowing to a blog about Cake Wrecks. It’s classic and we love it. Victoria gives us some helpful advice and the title of our episode.

We have to ask though, what is it with foreigners and their obsession with Pop Tarts? We realize that poor Chicago was two O’s short of the Olympics. So did Rio de Janeiro but it’s the first time any city in South America has hosted so maybe that’s it. We touch a bit on the David Letterman thing and Victoria asks if she can have a threesome with me and a bizarro world version of myself. Victoria takes issue with farm animals teaching kids and I really start to doubt her sanity. Some annoying bitch decides she can’t help but sing along to Karaoke even when it’s not her song and she’s not on stage. Six women take offense. Who knew Stamford had a ghetto? We regretably do a bit of Canadian Whore News without the help of our dear Whorespondent, Rhian.

We ask our audience one last thing in this episode: What are you neurotic about? We discuss some of our own and what brings this all up. Uncast wouldn’t be complete without a list of some sort, so we give the Men’s Journal top five beer towns in the United States. Guess what city tops the list. We round out the episode with some of the things Victoria has learned from television and end the show soundly in about 1:05:29. Enjoy!

As always, contact us by email at uncast.net@gmail.com or give us a call at (619) 940-4SEX. We’d love to hear from ya!

 

September 25, 2009

152: Boner Juice

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152: Boner Juice

We start the show right off with the announcement of some of our listener/friends coming to join us soon! Expect more details on the upcoming JanuaRHI (copyright Butch Rosser 2009) soon. Victoria comes up with a couple great “of love” reality shows and we ask all of you what way you would want to die: Shot in the face or beheading by samurai sword? Thoughts coming out of some podcasts I listened to this week includes using the moon as a prison colony, Whether the phrase “boner juice” has a place in conversational English and the curse of the phrase “I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to win.”

We pick apart sexual labels thanks to Marina and Dr Boyfriend on I Love Lard. Victoria follows that deep conversation up with 11 Things Wal-Mart Has Banned. Victoria has stories from her Sexual Harassment Training at work and apparently the Tower of Babel was blasphemous but the Hubbel Telescope and skyscrapers are just fine. Victoria gives us some recipes and we go through the game of the week and send you off to enjoy your week. This lands you squarely in the 66:15 range. Enjoy!

Recipe Of The Week:

Firecracker Cornbread

3 tablespoons butter
1 teaspoon red pepper flakes
1 cup all-purpose flour
3/4 cup cornmeal
1/4 cup brown sugar
1 tablespoon aluminum-free baking powder
1 1/2 teaspoons kosher salt
1 cup buttermilk
1 large egg
1 1/2 cups corn, fresh (or at room temperature if previously frozen)

more butter for drizzling (optional)

Preheat your oven to 350F degrees, with a rack in the middle.

Just before you make the batter, in a small saucepan, melt the butter, stir in the red pepper flakes, and pour into a 9-inch pie tin (I have an enameled cast-iron one that is perfect) or equivalent baking dish. Place in the hot oven.

In a medium bowl whisk together the flour, cornmeal, sugar, baking powder and salt. In a separate bowl whisk together the buttermilk, egg, and corn. Pour the wet ingredients over the dry and stir until just combined. Now very carefully remove the hot pan with butter from the oven. Fill it with the cornbread batter, pushing the batter out to the sides if needed. Bake for 30 – 40 minutes or until the edges are golden and the center is just set. Remove and drizzle with a bit of melted butter (optional).

Makes 10 slices.

 

September 20, 2009

151: If The Balloon Pops, The Angels Will Cry

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151: If The Balloon Pops, The Angels Will Cry

This week we mourn the passing of Patrick Swayze. We’re grateful for what he gave to women’s fantasies everywhere and happy he’s no longer suffering. There’s a recap of week one of the NFL. Lots of sloppy games including our game of the week. We run down a list of rules to see if Victoria is ready to be a true fan of the Bills.

Victoria expresses her distaste for some lyrics and Jessica Simpson loses her dog. Add in an Awesome List, some lessons from TV and our hatred of the latest round of Bud Light inventions (including Bud Light itself) and you’ve got yourself sixty minutes of fun.

Do you agree or disagree with the rules? We wanna hear from the rest of you “true” sports fans. Have you seen Jessica Simpson’s dog? What did you think of this week’s episode. Have any suggestions for future shows? Give us a call at (619) 940-4SEX or email us at uncast.net@gmail.com

 

July 15, 2009

143: Tour De Farce

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143: Tour De Farce

This is our first live show on ustream.tv! Thanks to all those who were there for the inaugural evening. We start the show right off with the news that we’ve finally reached 2007 and bought ourselves a couple new Blackberry Curves. We pimp out one of our favorite local breweries: Lightning Brewery. Check them out! Jim is an awesome guy and the beer is amazing! Stone’s the big dog in San Diego but the men of Lightning are our favorite brewers. We reminisce about our birthday party weekend, Fourth of July at the inlaws and two new additions to our video game collection: WWE vs RAW 2009 and Lego Star Wars.

So how did our Fourth of July go? Victoria’s dad is Hipster Patient Zero, I renew my hatred for PBR and Victoria is still an awesome cook! Victoria is down for repairs and she needs a new toy! You can send us a monetary donation or contact Victoria for the short list of toys she’s wanting most. Don’t worry, they’re not expensive! Victoria reviews a few movies she’s recently seen and we discuss 5 bizarre sexual conditions that can ruin your life. We discuss the crazy that was Michael Jackson’s funeral, a few things I learned from podcasts recently and the farce that is the Tour De Force. We give this to you in under 52 minutes. Enjoy the ride.

While you’re listening, check out www.uncast.net and donate! Victoria needs a new toy and 10% of every donation goes to the Lupus Foundation of America. Bring it on! Empty those wallets! When you’re done listening, check out some of our friends podcasts!

 

April 3, 2009

124: I Ain’t Payin’ For Prayers

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124: I Ain’t Payin’ For Prayers

This episode is 4 x 31 flavors of fun! We start out innocently enough with a website that will allow you to pay for prayers to be said in your name. We go through 10 breweries you need to try in 2009 and while it’s not exactly our top 10 list, those on the list that we’ve had, we’ve liked for the most part and highly recommend.

Victoria brings us some job opportunities (eluded to briefly in 123), we learn that Alabama does in fact have a library, Britain is running out of Cocks and Bawls and we get an Awesome List from Victoria!

Then comes the real meat of the episode. I get serious for a bit and discuss a few things that just need to be said. Tune in and listen to find out what those things are! This episode is about an hour 45 long.

Links:
Pay For Prayers
10 U.S. Breweries to Try in 2009
Alabama has a library?
The U.K. is running out of Cocks
Mother Makes Her Kids Drink Meth Water

 

December 29, 2008

109: Come Warm By My Cock

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109: Come Warm By My Cock

Our shows being just a tad bit delayed we release this episode to you which we recorded the day before heading out to Utah for Christmas. Topics of the day include a mock jury temp job, gifts from The Dah Theory and stories from the company holiday party.

Daniel brings two articles for your consumption: Teen Lesbian Pregnancy (You read that right) and the police officer from Chipotle? There’s a letter proving the Polish have years to go before they can match the Nigerians in the e-mail scam industry and we notice a Pineapple Express Transportation shuttle on the freeway. We do it all in under 59 minutes.

We’re having a New Years Eve party! Yes I know it’s a few days away but dammit you’ll want to be there. Trust us on this. Contact us at uncast.net@gmail.com to get directions and party info. Don’t miss it!

Direct download: Uncast109.mp3

 

November 22, 2008

106: D.R. Uncast

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106: D.R. Uncast

Rhian is back! Turn the sound up and enjoy this one as we START the show a little drunk off our butts.

On this episode we discuss Victoria’s time in a Japanese market, discovering the Cougar Ranch on the way back from Arizona, the three of us enjoying the Wild Animal Park, Victoria’s new BFF and the joys of Baileys and Sambuca (not together). Toss in an article on five jobs you wanted as a kid and why they suck and some drunken banter and you’ve got under 40 minutes of fun.

Check out Audiobuzzed.com and email us at uncast.net@gmail.com

 

October 22, 2008

101: Introduction to Uncast

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101: Introduction to Uncast

Your lesson is about to begin!

We start easy with Tarot for Dummies, move on to a few observations and Daniel brings an awesome list to the table! After this, it gets a bit tougher with Kitlers, What Victoria learned from TV this week, the NFL season so far including recaps of weeks 6 & 7 and 3 games of the week with 2 results.

Question for the audience: For business cards, is it OK to use an MA even if your MA doesn’t have anything to do with your position? Phd?

We get a last minute email from a listener about show 100 and we end the show with our new personal political mottos.

ANNOUNCEMENT!
We have a few people to thank. Namely YOU! Thanks so much and your efforts paid off. We have indeed been nominated as one of the 10 finalists for the 2008 Entertainment Podcast of the Year. We have some friends who were finalists for Podcast Awards as well!

Starting October 23rd and once every 24 hours we need, want, beg and DEMAND that you go out and vote for the following shows:

People’s Choice: Irish & Celtic Music Podcast
Best Video Podcast: Brother Love Notes (support BroLo here)
Comedy: Never Not Funny
Education: Tips From The Top Floor
Entertainment: UNCAST!
Food and Drink: I Love Lard
General: Audiobuzzed
Mature: The Jamhole
Podsafe Music: Irish & Celtic Music Podcast

The rest you can vote based on wherever your heart leads you.

VOTE ONCE EVERY 24 HOURS STARTING THURSDAY OCT 23! Help us bring home the trophy!

 

October 16, 2008

100b: Communism? Yes!

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100b: Communism? Yes!

Part two of a two part celebration of Uncast’s 100th episode!

We start part two with an mp3 message we got from our friends at Audiobuzzed.com and move right into a submitted letter from my cousin Thomas. This episode includes anal clotting, words that rhyme with orange, a man crashing his car into a map shop, our Uncast Awesome List and a brand new game called “Eat, Kill or Fuck” which we spoke about in a previous episode of the same title.

Aaron comes in with a story about his co-worker finding out the Playboy Mansion has quite the handsome cover charge even for invited guests. After this there’s a good deal of chaos and confusion and drunken conversation until we come to the end and say good night thanks to the Red Army Chorus. Again this is about an hour and two minutes, so plan your time wisely!

 

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