August 28, 2011

216: Jesus Take a Side

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216: Jesus Take a Side

This week, we’re visited by Trainwreck In Sarasota, aka GuitarRob. After introductions are made and a couple initial questions, we go into our hellish weeks. Victoria found special surprises when cleaning out her desk for a move. Daniel says goodbye to a couple of co-workers after a crazy week. Rhian goes swimming again, visits with her mom and watches storms coming down the river. Her Aunt passed away and we memorialize her a bit.

We enjoy Stone’s new Anniversary Ale and rag on Victoria a bit for saying it’s too hoppy. We discuss new music with Rob and where he’s going next. We move from there to our inner geekness. This includes a CollegeHumor list on SuperHero Sex Moves. We go into a discussion on the mile-high club and Rhian brings us a story about “Safety First” at Domino’s Pizza. The conversation from this is worth listening to. Somehow we segue into Australian licorice and the creepiness of American Apparel. Victoria advocates child labour. She also mentions A&F paying The Situation to stop wearing its clothes.

On a serious side, Rob mentions that half of all donations towards his music goes towards Lupus Research and Advocacy and this brings up a long discussion on just how serious day to day life is for those who have to live with Lupus. There’s no other way to follow up such a serious topic than by discussing Burger King dropping the King from it’s ad campaign, which leads to Victoria wanting him in bed with her (along with Jack in the Box, Ronald McDonald and fast food mascots) and the rest of us trying to convince her she’s wrong. This also brings up an impromptu “Kill, Marry, Fuck”. Victoria again tries to get me to heal children with my magic penis. So wrong. We end it with Whore News where a pantsless woman got kicked off a JetBlue plane but American Airlines let a man fly on a plane wearing women’s underwear. This is a long two hours, 13 minutes and 23 seconds long! Love it like you love your group sex: in parts or as a whole.

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August 22, 2011

215: Skin Swan

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We start right off with beer, as we are oft to do. Victoria and I celebrate a dozen years of marriage and share our weekend together with you. After a bit of Smurf Porn and Sims3 discussion (unrelated?), we go through a story about a plot during WWII to turn Hitler into a woman. Victoria reviews Glee 3D and mentions how distressing it is that her eyes are broken.

We jump from Glee to nostalgia as we talk about various childhood toys, shows, etc. This leads Daniel into an article listing some truly stupid ways schools are trying to keep schools safe. We share some stories from our own childhoods. Victoria talks about Pottermore and Rhian brings us the latest in Whore News. We have been getting obsessed with police/fire scanners lately and we hope to soon release a special episode with just a few moments from one night listening to scanners. An hour, 55 minutes and 31 seconds of awesomesauce.

 

August 16, 2011

214: I’m Gonna Get Cinnamon To Squat For Me

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We start right off with racism, urination and riots. It gets weirder from there? Only you can say. Victoria reviews The Social Network and we discuss one of the births of the internet. Victoria brings us now well circulated “10 Reasons Why Bear Week Would Be Better Than Shark Week” including a picture.

Daniel shares five things you probably didn’t know about orgasms and we celebrate “Yadda Yadda Yadda” being added to the OED. This brings us to phrases we love to use. Easy transition to Food Truck Names and BAM! You get Smurf Talents! Rhian’s Whore News includes the false idea that a nicer apartment will get you laid by more women. 54 minutes in total.

 

August 4, 2011

213: Shove Your Hands In Their Home

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Rachel’s last appearance as an In-Casa guest on the show before returning home. we down the easily drinkable beer of the week and learn Canada’s Mountain Dew has no caffeine! Meanwhile in America, you can get drugs through the drive-thru. We ponder whether that includes cocaine, while transitioning seamlessly to new tattoo days for Rachel and Vivi.

Daniel talks about coming down with a bit of food poisoning or maybe just a stomach virus but Victoria promptly makes fun of him about it. Seriously though, I had no better nurses this week than the three women on this episode.To transition nicely, Rhian asks wtf is up with hillbilly handfishing? This brings us to the discussion of fishing which naturally goes into the question of what exactly it is Atheists really believe or not or whatever.

Victoria, Rachel and Daniel watched the last installment of the Harry Potter movie series. In fact, the girls saw it three times in two weeks and there’s been a month straight of HP obsession in the house. Rhian tries to justify Canada’s Civic Holiday. There’s nothing more to it than that. It’s just a government issued reason for everyone to have the day off. We go through a list of holidays we need to add to the list. This includes our birthdays and a stronger support for Victoria Day in America.

Apparently Russia has just now considered beer an alcoholic beverage. Ottawa celebrates Tom Green Day and Rhian shares some stories of his college days, since they were in the same university and department at about the same time. She mentions he was a douchebag back then and also brings back how Alanis Morrisette was the same back in her school days. Rhian brings us some whore news! This one is a Facebook page against Stupid Whores. Apparently it’s a group that just hates girls that are into superficial stuff.

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August 2, 2010

182: That’s Not Okay

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182: That’s Not Okay

Our whorespondent returns! Starting right off, Victoria has more hate for music lyrics. This week, it’s Lady Gaga’s “Telephone”. She has made the decision that she needs a man servant to feed her, bring her champagne and service her on Sundays. Taken off the candidate list is Wilford Brimley due to his diabitus. She then adds in a story about a new condom delivery service in Switzerland. Condom delivery or pizza delivery: which comes faster?

Daniel brings more things he learned from podcasts. This includes correcting Audiobuzzed on a few things (things you can learn from your podcast) and Keith and The Girl is (was) free. Also, Litterbox taught me if someone housesits for you, they will have sex or masturbate in your bed. I also add in dog in church lesson from The Vinyl Cafe. Victoria adds in a few movie reviews for “The Answer Man”, “Eclipse” and “17 Again”. Does she love them or hate them? Listen in.

We read an article about atheists using hair-dryers to de-baptize people. Really? Both sides really need to grow up and as xkcd points out, this is just another way for us to feel superior to both sides. We pimp out the Church of Awesome and move on to Whore News! This somehow leads to a story of Nicholas Cage taking drugs with his cat. We all add in some recent musical discoveries and bands you need to check out.

Victoria wants David Lynch and Desmond Tutu as her grandpas. Maybe they would’ve saved her from killing her Nano in the shower. Victoria’s work bff discusses his early days of debauchery. Jury is still out on how that marks with Uncast. Perhaps we’re being unfair. We get a sexy phone call from our lovely listener, Dr. Snit. This one’s done in an hour, 28 minutes and 50 seconds.

Links of the Week:
Swiss AIDS Federation Introduces Bicycle Delivery Service For Condoms
Atheists use hair-dryers to de-baptize
This Week’s Whore News
Nick Gage takes drugs with his cat

Musical Discoveries (Go check these bands out!)
From Rhian: Delain, Woven Hand, 16 Horsepower
From Daniel: K’Naan
From Victoria: Mynabirds, Danger Mouse, Sparklehorse

 

March 24, 2010

169: From Dick Sucking to Kooza

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169: From Dick Sucking to Kooza

We recorded this episode on St Patrick’s Day, exactly 3 years since we recorded our first show. We review Cirque de Soleil KOOZA including the realization that Cirque de Soleil is French for “Solar Bukkake” which gets Victoria asking all sorts of questions. All we know is they all must have amazing sex. Victoria tries to get us all sick.

Rhian brings us some news on Canadian money, Victoria wants death metal with fluffy lyrics and people with wireless headphones should keep what they hear to themselves. We spent a weekend north of LA with family and we review a couple of kids movies. Victoria brings back “Things I Learned from TV” and we of course have to end with a list. It’s not awesome but it’s worth your time. I hope.

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January 23, 2010

164: We’re Make Out Angels

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164: We’re Make Out Angels

Rhian’s back! You might see her become a bit of a regular since she’ll be with us for a while. We start out this episode with a girl’s day in, Beer Night with co-workers and their awesome house. We took Victoria’s parents out for lunch and tofu soup isn’t disgusting. Other things that aren’t disgusting include Victoria’s cooking, Becky’s girl boner and Rockband nights. We have a number of quotes of the night when Becky visited and we discuss horrible vs awesome porn names. We all learn the meaning of clitter dick, Victoria’s wild desirous need for Rhian and Montreal’s take on church and strip clubs. Finish up with the NFL playoffs and Golden Globes and we get 42 minutes of awesome!

 

December 20, 2009

160: But You Have No Vagina

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160: But You Have No Vagina

This week we ask the question: What is the real draw with mermaids when they have no vaginas? Does this also mean there are no lesbian mermaids? We review two movies: Across The Universe and A Christmas Story. Just make the whole neighborhood spit on the kid before you pour boiling water on his tongue. Serves him right, the fucking hippie. All you need is love? NOT WITH THE POLE!

We realize Michelle Duggar is actually a rat. Why else would you have a 19th baby but to feed it to the other kids? We dig into sports and discuss the World Cup draws and of course the Game of the Week. Victoria buys some high heels and quickly learns why women don’t wear these all the time. She visits Friends of Cats and more clearly defines a true kitteh thug. We have a little bit of a stupid disagreement over who’s iPod is better: her new orange Nano or his iTouch.

Victoria has an Awesome List! This one’s a good blend of various things so you’ll wanna hear it. We touch on Tiger briefly. OK that was probably a poor choice of words. We’ve found our perfect breakfast place: The Incredible Cafe in Rancho Bernardo. Go check it out. A Local strip club catches fire while we’re recording. We discuss the company “end of year” party. We realize during this party that we are opposites and Daniel refuses to be Paula. He works his magic hands on the box and is awesome. The food, was NOT awesome.

Victoria adds in a few juvenile takes on things like a Meat Stick Bonanza, Dutch Ovens and rape tomatoes. The weapon of choice: Corn syrup and glitter a la tar and feathering. You get all this in 72 minutes. Like it? Hate it? Tells us by leaving comments at uncast.net or emailing us at uncast.net@gmail.com OR CALL US! (619) 940-4SEX (4738)

 

December 7, 2009

159: Pon de Floor Party

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159: Pon de Floor Party

We bring in Aaron and Butch after a long night of chili, gourmet popcorn, beer and watching the same video over and over to different songs for about two hours. We enjoy a few more beers on the show but don’t go into too much detail about them. Topics tonight include Victoria watching constructicons tear apart a building at her work, a Friday Night beer run with co-workers and kissing Jeff Dunham. Yeah, I’m creeped out too. Let’s just move on, shall we? OK so we learn 7Weird Ways to Not Get Sick (including kissing), a sing-along on Vicodin, some band names with a Star Wars twist (recent Twitter meme) and then on to vampires. Can Aaron beat up a vampire? We’re not sure. You tell us.

We go on to some of the week in sports including more wins by Norwich City FC, the MLS Cup and of course the Game of The Week. We end by briefly mentioning Daniel’s hatred for the letter C and end after about 70 minutes.

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November 6, 2009

156: Hands On The Table

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156: Hands On The Table

We have Rachel and Victor with us this week! Show starts off with some beers for the week and the drinks start flowing far before the recording making for a semi-chaotic output from all involved. There’s even a fuck break involved. For the audiophiles, our apologies.

Victoria’s parents take us out to dinner and we love it. We discuss their latest cruise and how much Victoria hates her mom’s fudge. Victoria starts asking me inappropriate questions about a co-worker and certain cold sex toys. Rachel breaks out the condoms and Victoria breaks out the Sexy Halloween Cocktails and Bacon Bake Sale. Some people at work cheat on contests just for a Wii prize and being a Scottish Brand Ambassador is NOT worth living in Houston for.

Victoria learned some things from podcasts since Daniel is unable to listen to them much anymore thanks to his job responsibilities. Apparently according to the news, Anglicans can now be part of the Catholic church. Who knew?! Why don’t people like to dress up for Halloween like back in the day? The girls grace us with an Awesome List and then we ask you all to share with us your favorite childhood books.

 

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