082: He Popped My Hymie!

A very interesting show indeed. We start out with new equipment that won’t work and move on to some observations Victoria made recently. Among those observations are the following: music and math lead to clowns being midnight tokers, the philosophy of little people, things that share a love of forts, shamateurism, the conundrum that exists in a hummus and ham sandwich and cats from Ancient Egypt to the Internet.

Speaking of cats, Cinnamon finally struck back after all the abuse she’s taken over the last 81 episodes. I don’t know what her problem is really. We let her appear on every show.

Victoria brings us another great Awesome List!

We also come with two articles from Reuters:
1. How does a man have a heart attack on Hawai’i? Was it the poi?
2. Is it cheating if you weren’t technically married at the time?

Oh and have you all noticed something a little different at the end of the last few episodes, say from episode 78 on? Well…
WE HAVE A NEW CONTEST!!!
To celebrate our 30th birthdays, we’re playing our favorite songs from each year of our lives. 1978 being Episode 78 and so forth, we each chose one song each from that year as our favorite making sure none repeated.
It is your job to guess the song title and band by listening to the short clips we play at the end of each episode from 78 to 88. Because waiting until 108 would be too long and we wanna give you your prize!
The deadline is five days after Episode 88 is released. SO be sure you listen to that last episode quickly and get those entries in to us at
uncast.net@gmail.com
The prize will be an mp3 CD of all the songs 1978-2008, an Awesome List prize pack and a plethora of small trinkets and surprises.

Oh and isn’t this a coincidence? At the time we recorded the episode, Chipper Jones was hitting .420. The length of the episode? 42.0 minutes exactly. Is it magic or are you just high?

059: What the Fuck is Cherry Wine?

Becky joins us for this one and let’s just say it gets a bit chaotic. From lightning to wrestling, cake and Alice in Wonderland. You never know what’s going to come next!

057: Your Dip To Stick Ratio Is All Fucked Up

This episode is full of whackiness. Watch out folks! Victoria drops her hatred of Lance Burton for a moment to hate on local weatherman, Joe Lizura. We discuss Valentine gifts, Fun Dip, and we discuss God. Yeah that’s right. God.

I rag on my mom for sending me a chain letter about illegal aliens when we have illegal alienism in our heritage and she’s a leech on the government.

There’s also pathetic topics about bars at closing time, selective sperm, bum trash and badass POTUS.

Oh and there’s something about David Beckam but I can hardly remember. Can you? I didn’t think so.

053: Before He Was a Conqueror, William Was a Bastard

Happy Croissant Day!! Well, when we recorded this, anyways.

This we we have TWO lists: The Top 5 Pop Culture Games You’ve Never Played & Seven Things the World Doesn’t Need More Of

Victoria discusses singing karaoke and Jane Austen movies while I bring up such intelligent topics as headless rats shipped to England.

We talk about interviewing processes for jobs and how we can make the process as interviewers more interesting. This ends with Victoria interviewing me for my own hosting job and I end up not only getting hired but acquiring a new title: Lord Joe Daniel III Jr Esq PhD DDS

Her words? “I’ll hire you because I Need to Finish This Show?

The KATG room in Paltalk submitted topics for us and here they are:

NYC, this fucked up weather, how awesome Tucson is and clowns are creepy.

040: Panty Liners and Pokemon

This week we relive stories of the Uncast 39 After Party. Sad that it wasn’t recorded however the word is out and people like Victoria drunk SO that said, we have a donate button on our webpage at www.uncast.net DONATE and help us keep Victoria stocked in Vodka!

Victoria discusses American’s Next Top Model much to my objection. Becky joins us to help bake for the winter season and we discuss the horrors of the Christmas shopping season. Namely crowds, traffic and the disrespectful.

Speaking of that, we want stories! What was your best or worst Christmas gift and what’s the story behind it? The best story we get by December 22nd at noon Pacific Time will get an Uncast t-shirt! We’ll announce the winner on the episode immediately following Christmas.
Send your submissions (yes there can be more than one..ONE best and ONE worst) to uncast.net@gmail.com

Daniel’s Awesome List
10 – Cost Plus
9 – Family
8 – My new lens
7 – Cinnamon
6 – Rainy weather
5 – Comfy Sweaters
4 – Booze!
3 – In-N-Out
2 – Team Paltalk
1 – Victoria

Game of the week
Detroit wins and I win!! The Vikings won 42-10.
This week we’re recording on Sunday so it’s the Monday night game, New Orleans vs Atlanta.
Who’d have thought when the NFL were deciding on Monday Night games that this would be a shitty matchup?

033: Now Put That Out Before You Hurt Yourself

This week Uncast records while San Diego burns and afterwards we all sit around the charred rubble to retell the tale. Someone bring us the marshmallows!

Oh I’m sorry. Is it too soon?

OK seriously, thanks out to all the firefighters, national guard, police, etc who worked so many hours and fought so valiantly only to lose 1500 homes. Don’t worry, you’ll get ‘em next time, guys!

018: Something to soak up everything inside of me

She’s sniffing porn. Just move on.

017: Estrogen Estrogen Everywhere

This week Becky fills in as I travel to WV to attend my mom’s wedding.

Girlcast is in full swing as the girls discuss movies, TV shows, women they hate and men they love (not their husbands, mind you). WARNING: There is absolutely NO testosterone levels in this episode whatsoever.

Topics include: ComiCON screws us, The BevMo Incident, Awesome Sushi, John Barrowman gets added to Victoria’s list, racism vs auto-erotic crashiation, America’s Next Top Model, gift giving, Charmed, Becky’s hatred for Jennifer Garner and Katie Holmes, big love for Maggie Gyllenhaal, and they decide that Christian Bale is the best Batman.

It’s also movie review time for Girlcast. Go see Secretary and The Machinist. Avoid Catch and Release, Jersey Girl and Crash (1996) like the plague. James Spader is creepy and Christopher Walken plays a good villain.

Victoria and Becky made sushi. Here’s the ones they created:

Victoria Roll: Sweet Potato, Avocado, Cream Cheese
Chicken Terryaki: Terryaki Chicken, Cream Cheese, Water Chestnuts
California Club: Avocado, Bacon, Chicken lightly covered in mayo
BBQ Fun: BBQ Chicken, Sweet Potatoes, Bacon

They also share stories about bad car experiences, bad party nights, music-related guilty pleasures, their favorite drinks, Live Earth concert, Becky’s Sirius stations, Robot Chicken, live action Care Bears or JEM, names for twins, strange pet hybrids, youtube.com videos (Old Gregg & Little Girl Monster), hair bands that start with W and Becky’s man list.

The lesson here is: when you let two girls talk for an hour it becomes the land of 10,000 topics. From cats to guys, food and booze, all kinds of entertainment and stories. If there’s a topic you don’t hear in this episode then you either didn’t listen or you have testicles.

004: The Awesome List

This week we discuss the Awesome List, clothes shopping, our poker night with Butch, a great new film and we give our predictions on the 2007 baseball season.

Don’t forget to check out “Fred’s Friend” by Aaron Brungardt.

As always, please go vote for us at Podcast Alley.

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