223: What Does Albino Smell Like?

This week is a blend of chaos and cray cray. Starting with this year’s version of Shipyard Smashed Pumpkin Ale, we discuss medieval shit, eggnog, hiring a personal show butcher, mernimals and add Fish Bottom as a band name. First article of the week is about Clitoral Stimulation. We talk about albinos (hence the show title) and Victoria pens a novel titled: “How To Fuck A Mermaid: And Other Tails”.

Canadians voted for their Provincial Premiers and we discuss Canadian politics a bit. We also discuss Canadian Thanksgiving and the fun that comes with that each year. We celebrated here in the United States a bit by making the same dish. Tourtieres (meat pies) are quite tasty. Going back to politics, we learn about a politician that strips during a recent commercial.

Victoria comes strong with an Awesome List from heaven and we all enjoy a taste of the awesome. Our very dear friend, Annam Manthiram has written a book titled “After The Tsunami” and we’re going to be seeing her at a reading next month. We’re really proud of her and we want to push her book as much as we can. We discuss things parents say that just don’t make any sense. Rhian brings us whore news and everything is alright. First we learn that it is okay to be a porn star and a high school teacher. We also hear about a woman that wanted a male stripper for her 100th birthday. I hope I’m still that horny at 100. Hell, I hope I reach 100. Maybe. All this in an hour, seven minutes, thirty-eight seconds.

Butch joins us this week, so naturally the show starts out with talk of golden showers and men he’d go gay for. We discuss a Deathcab for Cutie concert, what Vivi would do to see Florence + The Machine and why Rhi hates The Postal Service. We try our first sampling from Iron Fist Brewing and love it.

There’s all sorts of food talk from the horrors of Denny’s new cheese menu to the amazing food and drinks at Agave Grill in Ottawa. We introduce our Bear Of The Week when Victoria goes on a rampage about a certain internet meme poster. This leads to talks of teddy bear picnics, bears in the gay community and finally Butch’s latest business idea.

Uncast is trying to plan out an Armageddon party at the end of 2012. It will be full of drinking, debauchery and putting Viagra buckets on people’s heads. We learn there are a lot of things Victoria doesn’t know. She doesn’t know the Spanish word for cheese nor does she know the correct song that was #1 the week we were born. BTW, that would be “Shadow Dancer” by Andy Gibb, NOT “Stayin’ Alive” by The Bee Gees. Close but no queso.

We learn once again that Rhian is a REAL witch and not just some fake movie version. Victoria states that she wants to be committed and then she promptly leaves the show. Rhian brings us a Canadian article and plugs a philanthropic dance group run by a dear friend of hers. Check out Lanie Dance, people. It’s for the best. Remember, Rhi’s witchy. She also brings us some Whore News.

Lastly, we have a NEW CONTEST!! If Victoria can have apple pie and Rhian has her lily bits, then wtf are we to call Daniel’s magic penis? YOU CAN DECIDE!!
That’s right. Send in all your submissions for possible names either by leaving comments on uncast.net or by emailing us at uncast.net@gmail.com. You have until November 19th to submit. The hosts will then narrow down the names to a tiny group of finalists. YOU will vote on the final winner, to be announced on the first episode with Rhi back live at the Casa. Tat gives all of you until the clock strikes 2012 to submit the final votes. Whoever has come up with the winning name, will win a nice large boxed prize (No it’d be funny but it’s not what you’re thinking). We’re thinking other finalists may also possibly win a little sumpin’ sumpin’.

209: I Don’t Need Dirt On My Snatch

We describe the Vancouver riots, how hot it is in Ottawa, creating useless robots and other shit. San Francisco tries to ban circumcision, we still hate LeBron and Victoria doesn’t understand that. Can you get syphillis from a vampire? Victoria brings us the “Dutch Corner” including it’s ovens, hookers and pot bans? Rhian becomes incensed and goes off on the bullshit “laws” on Canadian Medical Marijuana. She also has a doctor’s appointment and she describes the latest in her life. No one needs to see peen on a plane! We discuss Game of Thrones a bit, including don’t fuck with Sean Bean.

208: Out Of The Woods

Apologies ahead of time for the terrible background noise. It was a terribly hot night and fans were necessary. We jump right into cutlery, food, racism and a hot waitress at Urge Gastropub named Laura S. and a waiter with a hot voice. Rhian talks about the amazing meals she made. Two days in a row of fancy awesome dinners. She hasn’t done that in a LONG time so it’s a big sign of victory. Also because they tasted FREAKING AMAZING! Victoria tries to one-up with her awesome breakfast but I think Rhi gets the victory in this one.

Rhian comes up with an idea for a new musical based on blending fantasy, children’s stories, myths, Bible characters, etc. Denmark tries to ban Marmite (those damned Danes!) and we discuss horse herpes which brings up Sherpa Prostitute Sex. Whore news this week includes an old saint’s severed head and a man only wearing olive oil getting busted by cops.

192: Fuckin Awesome

This week it’s Thanksgiving and it’s fucking cold! Notes are short and to the point. Victoria’s musical tastes have deteriorated and she explains how. We enjoyed a great Thanksgiving with family and a great trip to Arizona with the Dahonays who are like family. We enjoyed a great holiday beer and we talk about this whole TSA thing a bit. All wrapped up in just over an hour. How neat is that?!

168: Stop Coloring Your Money!

Hey guess what? Rhian joins us again! We have elves, orcs, Mormons, Canadian visitors, OPEC, an earthquake, whores and lots more good shit goin on. Wanna check out this episode? It has the shortest show notes ever done on this show. We’s kickin it half-assy like that mfers!

We want to hear from you! It’s been too long! 619-940-4SEX or uncast.net@gmail.com or leave us comments at uncast.net

149: The Reverse Sylvia Plath

Holy hell is it ever HOT in Southern California! So hot in fact, that there’s a 150,000 acre wildfire north of Los Angeles. We recorded this episode last weekend when it was a mere 105k. So we discuss that, some issues Victoria has with CNN Headlines, some strange things that dead people have left their loved ones (or not) and of course how could we leave out Chula Vista winning the Little League World Series! That’s right, Park View Little League, the Pride of Gregg Rogers Park in our hometown has taken home San Diego’s first title since the Gulls won the Taylor cup back in 2003.

Victoria reviews two completely different movies in “Ninja Cheerleaders” and “Bye Bye Birdie” and explains why both are supposedly so damn good or something. We briefly buzz over the new CD by Dennis Haskins and why he looks so much like a certain canuck I know. We go over a few comments from listeners and debate over the atmosphere in a sporting venue and just how much abuse an away team fan should expect from home fans. We ask you all to explain just why girls squeal, cry and faint at hot singers and why it is guys don’t.

To round out the last third of the show, we discuss some of the do’s and don’ts of apologizing to your lady, Victoria brings us another great Awesome List and we end it all off with the 15 biggest mistakes we make while drunk. It’s 74 minutes of cool crispness. Dive into it.

Links:
Karaoke With Your Favorite Principal Dennis Hakins A.K.A. “Mr. Belding”
Know The Do’s and Don’ts of Aplogizing To Your Lady
15 Most Common Mistakes People (We) Make When They (We) Are Drunk
“What Would Brian Boitano Make?” Baconpalooza Recipes

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144: You My Hybrid

Holy shit it’s getting hot in here! We get some comments and emails from listeners and talk about the last week’s events including a very busy Saturday with family at Stone Bistro & Gardens and Stone Brewery. Jesus (played by Phillip Macnitt) is tough but fair. Butch tells us about a newly discovered downtown establishment called Currant serving cheap Absinthe and tasty popcorn among other great things. We discuss the Gay Pride Parade we missed and the movie Milk which we did NOT miss.

We all learn about the hidden power of urine, hot chicks in police uniforms are extra hot, fisting is fucking not making love and Victoria likes gentle sex but fantasizes about violent sex. Victoria tells us things she has learned from the TV Show Top Chef Masters and shares with the class. We end with some sports story about an 81 year old NASCAR driver and a review about a train wreck documentary we experienced called Confessions Of A Superhero. All in 1:17:23 for the folks on commutes.

Links Of The Week:
Butch and Aaron go Office Space on Furniture
The Power of Pee
The Island of Misfit Songs

130: From Slurpers to Wheezers

Daniel’s sick but we’re both in great moods and the vibe is going strong! The episode starts out with a bit of beer shopping and tasty tastingness. We get ourselves going talking about bacon, deep fried mac n cheese and the wonderful food Victoria cooked this weekend.

There’s whacky custom license plates, bee gangs, glow worms and Victoria’s allergic to soy beans and soy milk but not soy sauce. Why is that? If Victoria has her way, Cinnamon may have a few new live toys to play with and prey on. Victoria contemplates going vegetarian and we both make fun of weather wimps in Pennsylvania.

Getting to news of the week, we discuss the swine flu pandemic and the death of Bea Arthur. Victoria points out some interesting lyrics and we learn a few things from TV. The Testicle Festival teaches us some things we need at the next Uncast party. Please check out that nifty donate button on the website at www.uncast.net. Thank you for your donation.

We add in some renegade magicians, we find out what shoes define us and ask what fast food related guest we could get on our show. We discuss anal play and who gets what when it’s unwelcome. Victoria discusses a story about a man who had a little too much fun in public. There’s a bit of sports news from Daniel, some bits of fashion, some of the worst inventions aimed at men and we end the show with a bit of H.U.A.R. news. All this in 1:21:40.

Links of the Week:
10 Worst Products For Men Ever Discovered
PA schools close due to heat
Robot goes crazy
Humans United Against Robots
Texts From Last Night
Flu Pandemic by The Flying Fish Sailors

111: The First Year Of The Show

This episode with a very confusing title includes stories from our trip to Utah for Christmas, our New Years Eve, Victoria’s weekend getting her hair cut, a few movie reviews, things Victoria learned from TV and some truly awesome shit. Check it out, it’s the first show we’ve recorded in 2009 and it’s only 83 minutes long.

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