February 19, 2009

116: Eat Before You Come

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116: Eat Before You Come

Rhian joins us again! So of course there’s whore news, the normal things Victoria learned from TV, a new awesome list and a review of a party Aaron and Amanda held in Butch’s honor last week.

Oh and I have a job! Or well at least it’s temporary for now. If all goes well I’ll be officially employed by mid-May. We recap our Valentine’s day and then go through a few articles including celebrity reactions to the Rhianna-Chris Brown incident, a new San Diego based fake news site and a school thinks special ed students can’t handle the cold, even during a bomb scare.

Links:
Turd Meringues
Special Ed Class Left Behind in Bomb Scare
San Diego Headliner

Unniversary II is March 14th! Save the date and be there or miss out! If you’d like to attend, email us and we’ll provide you further information.

 

January 22, 2009

112: Eat Pussy Not Cat

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112: Eat Pussy Not Cat

Butch joins us on this episode!

We start out right away with a beer tasting that lasts about 40 minutes into the show. Oh and for anyone playing at home, whoever had Victoria spilling beer on herself at 24:27 into the show wins something. I don’t know what yet but let me know who you are and I’ll send you along a prize.
During this tasting there’s talk of Ricardo Montalban, Jesus being a hitman, odd names for girls and other things.

After the tastings we get down to business and talk about US Air Flight 1549, The New Adventures of Doctor Johnny O’Fuck, Butch’s latest works as DJ Brotherdarkness and his new shirt/co-worker.

Victoria brings us what she learned from TV this week, Movie Reviews and AN AWESOME LIST! I should warn you this exceeds 2 hours and 17 minutes so make sure you have some time to sit and really enjoy this one. If not, listen to the beer tasting, then come back later for the rest.

Lastly the link is below but be sure to catch DJ Brother Darkness (as butch is sometimes called) most Monday night at the Ruby Room in Hillcrest just north of downtown San Diego. It’s at 1271 University between Vermont and Richmond.

Links for the week:
News on Flight 1549 for those not in the Know is on CNN
Island of Misfit Songs for all things DJ Brother Darkness

 

October 5, 2008

097: Can I Lick It To Make Copies?

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097: Can I Lick It To Make Copies?

Becky’s birthday including sushi, cake, beef boxty, Irish music and Pinkberry. Victoria entertains us with random insertions of Bruce Springstein. Daniel has an issue with a sign on new copiers at work. Join the Donut/Bacon campaign for 2008. Victoria brings us an awesome list that no one can take seriously.

We recap the game of the week, come up with a new one and Victoria complains about Jeff Reed. There’s a history lesson in hobos and if Dick Cheney is a zombie, would you rather he take you from behind or eat your brains? For those not grossed out by the thought, Martha Stewart likes long weiners. We end the episode with a story of an accident with tweezers.

As of the release of this episode, Uncast #100 has been recorded but we are still taking audio messages for the show. Send them in to uncast.net@gmail.com and if we get it before the show is finalized, we’ll include it. Take care and slainte! This only took us 49 minutes, 27 seconds.

 

July 22, 2008

087: The Grand Potato

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087: The Grand Potato

Well this episode gets interesting in a hurry. We start right off by basically calling the Pope a potato in Prada and move on to the All-Star game and the week’s activities. Victoria creates a new rousing game of Cape or Boat. Victoria also decides that in the Heroes universe, she’s choosing evil. Oh and on top of that, she has questions to ask the men of the audience:

1. Would you do Seth Green?
2. Who would you go gay for?

We discuss two upcoming movies, Canada’s odd choice of holidays, an elevator to space and oh yeah, NEW AWESOME LIST. Just in time for the end of the contest. YOU HAVE ONE MORE EPISODE!

 

July 18, 2008

086: Anyone Want To Taste My Tropical Concoction?

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086: Anyone Want To Taste My Tropical Concoction?

Butch joins us this week for more debauchery.

We begin with a bit of geek by reviewing books and movies and move onto darker stuff including killing retards, taking advantage of women that pull you into closets, tuna wranglers and two angry beavers.

We work with new nicknames as Daniel (Logic Bear), Butch (Pickle Mole) and Victoria (Razzle) get drunk and read off the first awesome list submitted by Cinnamon and read by Razzle.

Recommended books:
“Positively Fourth Street” by James McManus
“Killing Yourself To Live” by Chuck Klosterman
“The Dirt” by Mötley Crüe

Reviewed Movies:
Beowulf (by Daniel and Victoria)
Hancock (by Butch)

Only two more episodes coming out before the contest is done! Hope you’re getting your lists together.

 

June 10, 2008

082: He Popped My Hymie!

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082: He Popped My Hymie!

A very interesting show indeed. We start out with new equipment that won’t work and move on to some observations Victoria made recently. Among those observations are the following: music and math lead to clowns being midnight tokers, the philosophy of little people, things that share a love of forts, shamateurism, the conundrum that exists in a hummus and ham sandwich and cats from Ancient Egypt to the Internet.

Speaking of cats, Cinnamon finally struck back after all the abuse she’s taken over the last 81 episodes. I don’t know what her problem is really. We let her appear on every show.

Victoria brings us another great Awesome List!

We also come with two articles from Reuters:
1. How does a man have a heart attack on Hawai’i? Was it the poi?
2. Is it cheating if you weren’t technically married at the time?

Oh and have you all noticed something a little different at the end of the last few episodes, say from episode 78 on? Well…
WE HAVE A NEW CONTEST!!!
To celebrate our 30th birthdays, we’re playing our favorite songs from each year of our lives. 1978 being Episode 78 and so forth, we each chose one song each from that year as our favorite making sure none repeated.
It is your job to guess the song title and band by listening to the short clips we play at the end of each episode from 78 to 88. Because waiting until 108 would be too long and we wanna give you your prize!
The deadline is five days after Episode 88 is released. SO be sure you listen to that last episode quickly and get those entries in to us at
uncast.net@gmail.com
The prize will be an mp3 CD of all the songs 1978-2008, an Awesome List prize pack and a plethora of small trinkets and surprises.

Oh and isn’t this a coincidence? At the time we recorded the episode, Chipper Jones was hitting .420. The length of the episode? 42.0 minutes exactly. Is it magic or are you just high?

 

April 8, 2008

071: Pickin Up Stiches and Stabbin Bitches

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071: Pickin Up Stiches and Stabbin Bitches

Lots to talk about this week. It gets serious with the China v Tibet issue, the Olympics, etc and gets a bit goofy with talking racoons, hawks attacking kids and Baby Mama. We’re going to see This American Life next month, getting ready for the upcoming cruise and of course we continue the Food Mascot Tournament of Champions.

 

April 2, 2008

070: I Love You, I’m Sorry

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070: I Love You, I’m Sorry

This week we discuss other podcasts, hobos, and Wrestlemania XXIV.

The Marines had a good week and this leads to Victoria’s odd request involving the A-Team. That in turn leads into a discussion about Mr T before we’re finally able to move on. We complete the last bracket of the first round in the Food Mascot Tournament of Champions. Also we introduce a new challenger for David Beckham since his battle with bacon ended in a draw. Bacon’s next opponent is to be named later.

Victoria wants to know what language she should learn while we’re on the cruise. Please tell us by leaving us a comment or emailing us.

 

March 29, 2008

069: That’s How Bitches Get Shot

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069: That’s How Bitches Get Shot

Episode 69 is here! Octal 69 is 105. Hexa 105 is 69. Now that 69 is no longer sexy, let’s get to the show notes.

Food Mascot Tournament of Champions continues. We read a list sent to me by my cousin that came from some L.A. pretentious retard about why California is better or some stupid shit. Sal Monella is showing up in more places at once than I think is possible. There must be a conspiracy goin and we think it involves cranes. Victoria gets a rape whistle and when she might need to use it…like the next time I get Jesus angry.There’s ball removal, SUV’s knocking people off their toilets and baseball.

 

March 19, 2008

066: It Smells Like Delicious Ass

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066: It Smells Like Delicious Ass

This is UNniversary 2008! We have reached one year in podcasting. So what do we do? We do what we promised to do in Episode One: celebrate with more people. On this show we have Butch, Becky, Aaron, Marina and Allison with us as we broadcast the FIRST EVER LIVE UNCAST EPISODE!

Now let’s get down to the topics:

Dwarves Can’t Be Ninjas
We Pick On Rachel
Presto! Print Emails and Photos Without a Computer!
Aaron’s Grandma Will Kill You
A Nine-Year Old Sets a Van On Fire
A Tornado Hits Atlanta (We hope Beerchick is OK)
We Talk Literature
Victoria Outs Me About Choosing Savage Garden For Our First Dance

Right. Victoria and Marina are getting eaten out by their pets, Butch is tripping and falling on dicks, Aaron has a lethal Grandma and yet I’M the one who’s the terrible human being because when I was 21 I had bad taste in music and chose the worst possible moment to express it.

Notice: Victoria did not object at all to that song until MONTHS after the wedding was over. She didn’t stop me. She never objected. In fact, I remember her bringing up the idea of the song but let’s not get into who’s memory of things is correct. Either way neither of us stopped the other and so however it truly went down…we’re in this together. It’s time for a second wedding.

 

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