180: Fuck Your Face

We have Rachel and Victor on the show this week! Yeah, we’re just now releasing an episode from our birthday weekend. Rachel even calls us out on it. I swear I will get better about that. Please forgive some of the sound quality (sudden volume changes and heavy breathing) as we were having a bit of a problem getting the mics to behave.

We start out with Rachel being a fripple. We somehow segue that into women not understanding baseball and numbers and hidden ball tricks don’t work with purses and shoes. We go into Victor’s thoughts on his first trip through PETCO Park and the lack of communication about other events going on in the ballpark at the same time. PETCO Park is thus given a new nickname by Victoria: Douchebag Stadium.

Somehow we get sidetracked to our exHalf-Mormonism and the girls take the show off the rails for a moment before the girls propose leaving Uncast to do their own show, so I may be doing auditions soon for a new co-host. Supposedly, being 500 miles apart, they’d do a 4 hour show every day. When that happens, Uncast will have retired 3 times like Michael Jordan and come back to rock the house Favre style every time.

Going back to baseball, there’s some ballpark talk about location and attraction of a park and Fenway Park comes up. We also get into upper deckers and the Philly Phanatic. Another awkward transition to reverse vampires. Victoria is going to Comic-Con and trying to touch Nathan Fillion without getting arrested. Add to that the nearly endless list of other hot geek-fan legends that will be there, the Glee Panel, the Merlin panel and the screening of “Once More With Feeling” and I may have to mop Victoria off the Convention Center floor.

We jump into REALLY OLD World Cup News: Rachel loves vuvuzelas, before getting into even older news…the games. More numbers means Victoria is more confused. She is into the Spanish footballers and thinks the Nigerians are also cute but afraid of the scams they’d pull.

We discuss birthday weekend with the San Diego International Beer Festival, the birthday party, some brewery visits and awesomeness. First, is it so hard to make the servers you hire at your festival know at least enough about the beers they’re serving? It was great seeing Jim Crute again at Lightning Brewery and we always enjoy their beers. Ballast Point gave Victoria smiles with their smoked ale. Zocalo Grill gave us an AWESOME dinner and then there was the party.

Victoria’s bubble bar idea was a smash hit and Porn Of Fortune is a fun party game. Of course Tings came out and we had to play a few rounds of that. Victor enjoyed the bourbon bacon ice cream and it got him nice a cozy. The party went out to the patio while four of us kinda crashed out early and Vudell crashed out for the second time in three years. Victor goes on about his excitement over the iPhone 4 and it’s kinda cute so check it out. We hit up Studio Diner for brunch and learn that a huge ass burrito is the best thing when you’re hungover.

Victoria goes into a rant and tirade about the LeBron James situation and we learn after the show that Jay-Z is actually part owner of the New Jersey Nets and not the New York Knicks. Finally ending on the three wise men and saying goodbye after an hour, 15 minutes and 29 seconds.

156: Hands On The Table

We have Rachel and Victor with us this week! Show starts off with some beers for the week and the drinks start flowing far before the recording making for a semi-chaotic output from all involved. There’s even a fuck break involved. For the audiophiles, our apologies.

Victoria’s parents take us out to dinner and we love it. We discuss their latest cruise and how much Victoria hates her mom’s fudge. Victoria starts asking me inappropriate questions about a co-worker and certain cold sex toys. Rachel breaks out the condoms and Victoria breaks out the Sexy Halloween Cocktails and Bacon Bake Sale. Some people at work cheat on contests just for a Wii prize and being a Scottish Brand Ambassador is NOT worth living in Houston for.

Victoria learned some things from podcasts since Daniel is unable to listen to them much anymore thanks to his job responsibilities. Apparently according to the news, Anglicans can now be part of the Catholic church. Who knew?! Why don’t people like to dress up for Halloween like back in the day? The girls grace us with an Awesome List and then we ask you all to share with us your favorite childhood books.

142: No Pants? No Problem!

I’ll keep it simple up front by saying this is an Uncast Birthday Party Episode. OK now with that out of the way, let’s get to the topics. It’s a weekend of beer, sex and music and there was LOADS of each to be had by all. We discuss the San Diego International Beer Festival where Mr DaH was the socialite of the smoking section. We go on a tour of five San Diego breweries where we realize DaHonay gets a little friendly after about 10 tasters Then of course there’s the Party! Super Birthday Party! where we learn the Preakness sucks. Last, we toss in some redactions and an Awesome List just for kicks.

We ask the listener what constitutes a love making or fuck session and if a vegetarian has oral sex with a non-vegetarian does that make them a semi-vegetarian? We learn everyone’s nickname and party theme song, US Border Patrol agents are a cult of hawt mess, some dumb bitches are on this earth only to be gotten drunk and laid, breweries should not allow their employees to drink on the job and naptime rocks! All this and SOO much more in just over 95 minutes. Hey, no pants? No problem! Just bring protection cause this one’s sticky and covered in sweat.

Check out our friends at The DaH Theory!

Links
San Diego International Beer Festival
Ballast Point Brewing Company
AleSmith Brewing Company
Lightning Brewery
Port Brewing/Lost Abbey Brewing
Stone Brewery and Stone World Bistro & Gardens
Top 5 Reasons It’s Better To Date the Sidekick

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