This week it’s Thanksgiving and it’s fucking cold! Notes are short and to the point. Victoria’s musical tastes have deteriorated and she explains how. We enjoyed a great Thanksgiving with family and a great trip to Arizona with the Dahonays who are like family. We enjoyed a great holiday beer and we talk about this whole TSA thing a bit. All wrapped up in just over an hour. How neat is that?!
November 30, 2010
192: Fuckin Awesome
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November 19, 2010
191: Bitch Tits
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We apologize for the delay between ‘sodes but it’s been quite a time after we got back from Ottawa. Rhian joins us in helping with the transition from Canada back to the Casa. This week we’re discussing the end of our visits there for Canadian Thanksgiving and the girls discuss dancing at dance clubs. Victoria and I voted this year and Rhian was not allowed to. We go into that. Victoria and Rhian are both participating(ish) in National Novel Writing Month or NaNoWriMo and Daniel is participating in Movember. One activity requires daily efforts for 30 days writing 50,000 words and the other requires doing absolutely nothing to shave one’s face for 30 days. OK, so I did have to shave my beard but you get the idea.
Victoria reviews the movie Duplicity and Rhian reviews 50 First Dates and Planet 51. We discuss Rhian’s upcoming visit to San Diego which is now official and we set the dates for some of the parties that will be going down while she’s here. Victoria returns with an Awesome List and this one’s a doozy! We can’t have a Rhian episode without Whore News and she does not disappoint! How could we do this in anything but 69 minutes?!
Links:
TiltedHaloCast
Pub Italia
NaNoWriMo
Movember
O’Brien’s Pub
Mumford & Sons
Whore News
October 30, 2010
190: Ottawa’s Festival of Bums
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190: Ottawa’s Festival of Bums
Right off we have to apologize for the audio. No, people are not across the room from the mic. You can tell from the constant overblown clipping crackles. If it’s too much for your ears, we are sorry. If stop it and wait for 191, we won’t be offended. So we’re in Ottawa for Canadian Thanksgiving and enjoying some of their beers, their food and their people. After a few guest introductions and beer reviews, we get this bitch started. Wait, wrong show I think.
We talk about our travels to Canada and our first experiences in Ottawa. To summarize: fuck Newark Airport (EWR) and Canadians are perpetually sorry except customs agents and the rental car companies. Quick message to listeners for future customs stops: Do not tell them you have a couple of 22s in your luggage. You know it’s beer but THEY will think guns. Daniel learns the hard way that jalapenos are not pickles. Victoria later learns that peanut butter is not grated parmesan. We also discuss crazy rally car style city drivers. We really are grateful for the ride, TechAndrew.
Conversation turns to diplomacy between nations including the Commonwealth Games. Somehow this leads to nostalgic stories of getting sick from drinking. Inspired by one story, our mystery guest grabs some Goldschlagger and we all have a nice shot. After the shots, Victoria talks about some grocery items she discovered that Ottawa has and San Diego does not. Amy adds in the four things she must eat every time she’s in Ottawa. This leads to a discussion about food and coffee preferences. We discuss politics a little bit and how Victoria and I came to be where we are. Well, kinda.
Mime sex comes up thanks to Victoria. Scariest thing ever maybe? If you’re a mime, please email us (Don’t call) to explain exactly how this might work and how we can be sure that you’re really using a condom. She then asks again if you’re into midgets and furry sex, are Ewoks you’re ultimate option? We discuss Darren’s high ass crack. Speaking of crack we then discuss Rhi’s former place of employment and how she almost burned it down which of course brings up the Easy Mac story. The episode ends in an hour, 42 minutes and 43 seconds.
June 28, 2010
178: Over Zealous Vulvas
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We start the show right off with a list of beers we’ve had recently and what we thought of them. This brings out the idea that Pacman was a grapefruit. How does eating fruits make ghosts edible? Speaking of ghosts, we leave for West Virginia and learn about the deaths of two celebrities and two long-standing relationships. We discuss this West Virginia trip to see Rachel graduate high school and try out the local cuisine. There was laughter, there was tears, there was drama afterwards and we will not be going back anytime soon.
We saw a couple of movies in flight which helped shorten the trip and this got us in the mood for the World Cup. Already in the tournament stage by the time you hear it, we were kinda geeked about it when we recorded this. Victoria goes off on the MTV Movie Awards and the fall of Snoop’s lyrical talents and Katy Perry goes from kissing girls to being truly annoying. Of course she has more lyrics to complain about and this week it’s 99 Red Balloons and I Can’t Fight This Feeling.
Victoria discusses her trip with Becky to Arizona for a Passion Party with DaHonay. Victoria is designated a level 7 whore out of a scale of 1-5. She also declares her disgust at clitoral stimulators shaped like cute animals or butterflies. On the way home, to kill the boredom of the drive, they brought back “Kill, Marry or Fuck” which is slightly different from the Eat Kill or Fuck we played before. The ultimate is of course the men from “Full House”.
We discuss our time at the Coronado Brewery. Good food and good beer in a nice area of town. Apparently all it takes to be a good detective is black coffee, smoking cigarettes and fingering a lady in the library. What’s the best place to do that btw? Inspired by some funny podcast episodes, Victoria finds “The Prophecy is True” and “It achieved a consciousness” as great phrases to add to conversations. Inspired by Community we try to get “She/He said, fully erect” as a phrase to replace “That’s what he/she said”. Victoria puts M&Ms on notice about their pretzel M&Ms.
From there we move on to True Blood and Victoria thinks about how hot it would be to have sex with something that can move that fast. Tonguing, biting on the upper-inner thigh while fingering, nomming the nape of the neck while fucking, etc. It’s odd having a Vampire show in that kind of setting but it helps make it interesting. Victoria has also been getting hardcore into another TV show called Leverage. I’m not yet sure if I like it or not. After TV talk we jump into the start of the World Cup and determine we want Desmond Tutu for our grandpa. The games start off exciting with the USA drawing against England, Tshabalala is the greatest name in football next to Kaka and Germany crushes Australia. Victoria says soccer has the hottest guys and if ladies are looking for a sport to get into, this is it. So there’s a TON in this episode. Join us for all 77 minutes, 29 seconds of it!
May 16, 2010
174: Who Wants To Stick Their Dick In My Purse?
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174: Who Wants To Stick Their Dick In My Purse?
We drown our sorrows of missing our whorespondent by drinking and reviewing four beers. We move on to taking Victoria’s parents out for dinner. We take Victoria’s parents out for some tasty burgers and enjoy awesome cheesecake. We make the natural transition from food and beer to the Tibetian Buddhist Sky Burial or Jhator. Doing some post-show research, we totally get this ceremony incorrect so we offer our apologies. Search Wiki or Google for Jhator or Sky Burial to get the correct information. Hey guys, we’ve never been known for our accuracy!
After all the death dismemberment talk we follow up with some notes on Rhian’s flight home (yay Continental and boo Newark Int’l Airport) and we congradulate BigJim on his awesome standup performance in NYC last month. Go check out Audiobuzzed people! Victoria enjoys a little of the new Doctor Who (and Daniel enjoys Karen Gillan) just as our show does a little time travelling of our own as we jump into a bit more beer tasting just for the hell of it.
Some sad beer news as Fritz Maytag sells Anchor Brewing Co. and some cute news as we learn about a meerkat seeking love. Victoria has a few questions about Thomas the Tank Engine and opinions about evil geniuses and how she’s creeped out by Usher’s new song, “Daddy’s Home”. This from a woman who loved Roxy Music’s “In Every Dream Home a Heartache” which is an ode to a blow up doll. We wrap up the show with a return to Daniel’s “Things I Learned From Podcasts”. Time on this is 1:37:32.
This week we recommend the following…
Go listen to: Audiobuzzed, I Love Lard, Keith and The Girl & The DaH Theory
Go buy: “What Do We Do Now?” by Keith Malley & Chemda Khalili
Go eat: Anything from Extraordinary Desserts in San Diego
Go drink: Stone/Firestone Walker/21st Amendment El Camino (Un)Real Black Ale
March 24, 2010
169: From Dick Sucking to Kooza
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169: From Dick Sucking to Kooza
We recorded this episode on St Patrick’s Day, exactly 3 years since we recorded our first show. We review Cirque de Soleil KOOZA including the realization that Cirque de Soleil is French for “Solar Bukkake” which gets Victoria asking all sorts of questions. All we know is they all must have amazing sex. Victoria tries to get us all sick.
Rhian brings us some news on Canadian money, Victoria wants death metal with fluffy lyrics and people with wireless headphones should keep what they hear to themselves. We spent a weekend north of LA with family and we review a couple of kids movies. Victoria brings back “Things I Learned from TV” and we of course have to end with a list. It’s not awesome but it’s worth your time. I hope.
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January 17, 2010
163: Inter-species Free-Ballin’
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163: Inter-species Free-Ballin’
First show of the year and it’s only a two and a half weeks old. We have Rhian IN STUDIO! We reminisce about our weekend in Sacramento welcoming in the New Year with our dear friends (and recently engaged) Rachel and Victor. Loads of breweries and fireworks and champagne and great foods and friends and things. Love it. Adding in some Facebook comments, whore news of course and Noah’s Space Ark? Ah well, just enjoy it already! It’s only 57 minutes long!
Got comments, stories, opinions or things you want us to discuss? Leave comments on our shows at uncast.net! Got sexy pictures of yourself you’d like to share with us? Email us at uncast.net@gmail.com and as always please call us at (619) 940-4SEX
Links of the week:
Unruly Airline Passenger
Shhh! Daddy’s Workin’
Canadian Whores Get Media Training
Canadian Sex Trade Wiki
Bit of MMJ Justice
November 14, 2009
157: I Like Chicks With Sticks
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157: I Like Chicks With Sticks
Lists telling you what your beer says about you suck. We spent a weekend in Arizona celebrating Halloween with the DaHonays again. This time I didn’t lose my job doing it. We finally got around to watching Watchmen and the big blue penis was not all it was cracked up to be. Sex to Hallelujah is awesome though.
Some couple is trying to make their house partly out of straw. Well, I’ll huff and I’ll puff. Victoria discovers the original Star Trek series and it’s terrible cheesy goodness. Well, that’s how she views it anyways. Daniel doesn’t see it. We get a bit of sports talk from Daniel, who is still looking for an NHL team that he can root for.
Oh and we’re asking YOU to talk to us. Call us at (619) 940-4SEX, write us at uncast.net@gmail.com or leave comments on uncast.net but we want to hear how you’ve been. Do you have some stories or observations from life? Opinions on something we’ve said recently? Articles or topics you’d like to hear us tackle? Let us hear ya!
We end the show with a Wal-Mart wedding, some rules a restaurant builder wants his staff to follow and we definitely get our opinion out on some of those. Victoria caps the episode off with a theory about Snow White and we end with a second call to action:
MOVEMBER has started! What is Movember? Well check it out here: us.movember.com
but essentially it’s a way to raise awareness and education about men’s health issues such as prostate and testicular cancer. I started the month clean shaven and I’m growing a mustache (or trying) throughout November to raise money that goes to the Prostate Cancer Foundation and the Lance Armstrong Foundation. DONATE NOW!!! Click HERE.
