This week is a little blend of everything and something. This may also be our last two-hour show as we’re going to start making a more concerted effort to dramatically shorten the shows except for party episodes and to split them up when they do go over. That said, there’s beer, a trip to the armpit of SoCal for a missed rocket launch, Draw Something, a couple movie reviews, taste testing, lots of sports, midgets and whores. Come and get it!
April 8, 2012
239: Pass Me The Baby
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January 26, 2012
234: The Mammalian Awesome Crisis
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Rhian is back in the Casa!! We talk about her travel day, beer and create a new drink at one of our favorite local pubs. They then choose NOT to name it after us. Fuck that. We have a few Awesome Lists and Rhian solves the Mayan Calendar/Apocalypse issue. We enjoy Second Christmas and discuss our gifts, including a jar of peanut butter. Rhian brings two pieces of awesome Whore News and we end by revealing the name of Daniel’s penis! Enjoy!
December 20, 2011
231: I’ll Heal Your Sories
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Victoria creates her own theme music which Rhian names “Electronic Hee Haw” and jump right into beer of the week. Daniel forgets what zodiac sign Rhian is. Victoria has a few rants but she starts it off by gloating that she can finish knitting a glove and record a podcast at the same time. These rants include Alec Baldwin, Twitter fake drama, bukkake and fisting (anyone surprised?), healing lily bits and Daniel’s penis, “The Chew”, ethnic restaurants like Tacos del Gordo and tequila. We also discuss Agave, Milagro and the few other awesome Mexican restaurants outside of Mexico.
We jump from this to decorating for Christmas. Rhian, for those who don’t know, is the Christmas decorating queen. Her trees and front door decorating in particular are well documented. This year, Victoria and Daniel join her by decorating the casa and it comes out looking spectacular! Victoria even made an Advent Calendar and it has turned out really fun and awesome. Victoria goes off on hippies and hipsters and we realize they really aren’t the same. Rhian challenges us to see “Hair” before she arrives. We discuss IKEA and wanting to go out for dinner there for fun.
Victoria tells the story about a model that walked into a propeller. This should’ve been listed for Halloween perhaps. Adding onto that, she mentions finger twisting a llama and we have other ideas. Daniel asks the girls to give their opinions on 5 Things You Never Knew About Female Sexuality. Rhian brings us some disturbing Whore News including a story of a father who collapses after he hires a prostitute that ends up being his daughter and a school in Austria that will start offering sex courses. We end the show with a new Awesome List!
December 1, 2011
229: No One Puts Rhi In A Barrel
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We missed doing 227 the right way! Aww remeniscing is fun. Rhian likes to do things like the first time. We get into beer of the week and we lose Victoria’s attention. That’s right, she surfs the web and plays games during the show. Rhian agrees to come out to San Diego to help out around the Casa.
Victoria introduces the randomness of her mind and starts by stating the obvious: people need a license to make microwave popcorn in an unventilated area. Rhian and Daniel of course reminds us of the food fails that everyone already won’t let us live down. Victoria also shares her need for bourbon barrels so she can age everything in bourbon barrels. Daniel brings up Coca-Cola. Victoria then rants a bit about annoying tweets. We could go on about this for hours but we only spend a few minutes on it before moving on to Vivi’s two current crushes from Parks & Rec. She ends the segment by reminding us that we should not compare our relationships to those in Twilight. She’s QUITE excited about seeing Breaking Dawn: Part 1, btw.
Rhian and Victoria plan concert plans and this leads into a fan biting Britney Spears during her lap dance routine. Rhian brings up a Bitchin’ Kitchen article about the 5 Girly Drinks Guys Shouldn’t Be Ashamed To Drink. Rhian has to ask America what the fuck is wrong with us declaring pizza a vegetable. Rhian brings us some whore news where we learn about Niagra and fingerprinting strippers. We end the show by choosing the finalists for the “Name Daniel’s Penis” contest. The Poll will be up shortly and you will have at least a month to get your votes in! That was not meant as a euphemism but there ya go. We get this all in 69:54.
November 26, 2011
228: A Bowl Of Dick Hats
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Daniel and Victoria return from a Wedding weekend away in Sacramento, celebrating the union of our dear friends and listeners, Rachel & Victor. We start the show with Victoria wanting to create a French Beck cover band and wanting to be the modern day real life Cinderella. We have two beers of the week and we discuss some of the awesome foods that would work with them. This leads to a chocolate tasting, including a peanut butter and jelly bar that starts a sandwich discussion and somehow leads into the wedding weekend.
Rhian rants about the Duggars and their travels which leads to our own rants about people who have more kids than they can either afford or care for. Victoria brings us an article about how beastiality leads to penis cancer and other STDs! Listener Junkenstein introduces us to Dick Hats and we segue that nicely into Victoria’s latest Awesome List! We top off the episode with Rhian’s Whore News as parents speak against an ex-porn star reading to their children.
November 17, 2011
227: Waist Up Until I Tell You To Stand Up
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227: Waist Up Until I Tell You To Stand Up
We come at you from all sides this week. Victoria has issues with lyrics, The DaHonays bring us “Marinade” and we rate it, we talk a bit of history and politics and then comes the sad news of a couple recent deaths. RIP Heavy D & Joe Frazier. We discuss transporting Rhian’s cat from Ottawa to San Diego.
RHIAN IS GOING TO THE MAYO CLINIC!!! You’ve all heard her interview on episode 206 and this trip could be her last chance at real treatment that could make a real positive difference. We have set up a fundraiser to help cover the costs for her so PLEASE DONATE or share if you can’t donate: http://www.giveforward.com/jointherhiarmy and send a little love to Rhian by helping to pay for treatment that could really improve her quality of life.
Daniel brings a few articles championing San Diego’s “Craft Cocktail” scene. We’ve already beaten the rest of the world at craft beer, now watch us kick ass with hard liquors. Rhian brings to our attention the continued existence of telephone chat lines. Victoria has a new Game Show idea called “Snatch For Catch”. Surprisingly we transition that into the Duggar family and our rant on this bullshit. When is enough, enough? We also ask at what age or point is it inappropriate to have sex with your child in the room? This awkwardsly leads into Whore News where we learn that coal miners (NOT Minors) need love too. We wrap things up in 1 hr, 6 min, 53 sec.
August 31, 2011
217: The Difficult Brown
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We jump all over a couple of Manzanita beers and rave on both. Victoria gets talking about “The Wire” and phrases she can’t stop saying. There’s a cake hotel for all of us. We share some cool quotes from a Twitter buddy. We hear a story of a Japanese cock glued to a man’s hand and the Handerpants that made his life so much easier. We learn Sinead O’Connor is horny and loves anal. This leads to debate over hating artists simply because it’s cool to hate them and whether that’s truly fair or not.
Rhi brings us a hoax warning that there’s a panda on the rampage. Rhi rounds it out with some Whore News! We learn about slores and the slut gene! We’ve kept this one a bit shorter for you since last week’s ran so long. It’s only 45 minutes!
May 12, 2011
205: Gimme the Full Frontal
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Recorded the first weekend of May, this is Rhian’s first Uncast hosting gig away from the Casa. We discuss the weekend of crazy including: Victoria needs hats, royals are weird, deaths galore and why Canada is not allowed to vote anymore. Rhian discusses her trip back to Canada and how we miss her so much.
Cinnamon has a new boyfriend. We call him Jack. Jack is not an animal, plant and may not even be a mineral. Victoria has a new requirement for her “Birthday Song”. Victoria and Daniel get new phones and it’s a civil war all of a sudden. We discuss our favorite applications. Victoria has a new idea for a series of children’s books. I would say you won’t believe it but you probably will. Someone is also the last one to understand the not-so-hidden meaning in the name RU486. Victoria brings a lot of stuff out of the left field of her mind.
After all this and an hour into the show, we start getting into a few articles and end with whore news! The links for the show can be found below. After Andrea reads some tweets from Victoria’s mom, the episode ends just under an hour twenty-five. ENJOY!
Links:
Two galaxies colliding into a rose
BeerCandy
Man Bursts Into Flames In S.F. Porn Shop
Whore News – Date Goes Wrong
Whore News – Kissing Box
January 18, 2011
196: That’s What Rhi Said
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Rhian is back in Cali! We enjoy some beer together and record together in person for the first time in about 9 months. We start off with Victoria craving ginger. We discuss Rhian’s trip and our first few days together. The girls discuss a horrible new show, “Live to Dance”.
Daniel comes strong with some more things he learned from podcasts and we all come out of it a little stronger and a little wiser. We pay hommage to Butch and discuss how Firefly and Mad Men are so similar they may just be the same show. How is this an hommage to Butch? Check out episode 7! All three parts. We review three movies we recently saw and will be reviewing more to come as this is the winter of movies. Victoria brings us the ten things not to say on Twitter after sex and Rhi contributes some whore news. This is sizable at two hours and 56 seconds of awesome.
January 9, 2011
195: Moat Before Fence Policy
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New Years episode! Rachel is here while we welcome in 2011. We drink some beer (not Rachel) and enjoy watching the ball drop. We go over our Christmas weekend and Rachel talks about her trip out to the Casa from WVU. We read two articles: One about Bunnies that have taken over a chemical weapons factory and one about a freighter that was grounded while delivering coal to Detroit. Get it? Cause Detroit’s been so bad this year.
We look back on 2010 and in a year full of earthquakes, deaths, parties and great sports what was greatest of all was ending it with all of you! Thanks so much to all of you for listening. We’re looking forward to a 2011 where we all get to know of each other better. A great way to do that is to contact us by phone, email, Facebook or leaving comments on the site! We know you’re out there. We can see you. Share your thoughts with us!
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