November 19, 2010

191: Bitch Tits

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191: Bitch Tits

We apologize for the delay between ‘sodes but it’s been quite a time after we got back from Ottawa. Rhian joins us in helping with the transition from Canada back to the Casa. This week we’re discussing the end of our visits there for Canadian Thanksgiving and the girls discuss dancing at dance clubs. Victoria and I voted this year and Rhian was not allowed to. We go into that. Victoria and Rhian are both participating(ish) in National Novel Writing Month or NaNoWriMo and Daniel is participating in Movember. One activity requires daily efforts for 30 days writing 50,000 words and the other requires doing absolutely nothing to shave one’s face for 30 days. OK, so I did have to shave my beard but you get the idea.

Victoria reviews the movie Duplicity and Rhian reviews 50 First Dates and Planet 51. We discuss Rhian’s upcoming visit to San Diego which is now official and we set the dates for some of the parties that will be going down while she’s here. Victoria returns with an Awesome List and this one’s a doozy! We can’t have a Rhian episode without Whore News and she does not disappoint! How could we do this in anything but 69 minutes?!

Links:
TiltedHaloCast
Pub Italia
NaNoWriMo
Movember
O’Brien’s Pub
Mumford & Sons
Whore News

 

October 30, 2010

190: Ottawa’s Festival of Bums

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190: Ottawa’s Festival of Bums

Right off we have to apologize for the audio. No, people are not across the room from the mic. You can tell from the constant overblown clipping crackles. If it’s too much for your ears, we are sorry.  If stop it and wait for 191, we won’t be offended. So we’re in Ottawa for Canadian Thanksgiving and enjoying some of their beers, their food and their people. After a few guest introductions and beer reviews, we get this bitch started. Wait, wrong show I think.

We talk about our travels to Canada and our first experiences in Ottawa. To summarize: fuck Newark Airport (EWR) and Canadians are perpetually sorry except customs agents and the rental car companies. Quick message to listeners for future customs stops: Do not tell them you have a couple of 22s in your luggage. You know it’s beer but THEY will think guns. Daniel learns the hard way that jalapenos are not pickles. Victoria later learns that peanut butter is not grated parmesan. We also discuss crazy rally car style city drivers. We really are grateful for the ride, TechAndrew.

Conversation turns to diplomacy between nations including the Commonwealth Games. Somehow this leads to nostalgic stories of getting sick from drinking. Inspired by one story, our mystery guest grabs some Goldschlagger and we all have a nice shot. After the shots, Victoria talks about some grocery items she discovered that Ottawa has and San Diego does not. Amy adds in the four things she must eat every time she’s in Ottawa. This leads to a discussion about food and coffee preferences. We discuss politics a little bit and how Victoria and I came to be where we are. Well, kinda.

Mime sex comes up thanks to Victoria. Scariest thing ever maybe? If you’re a mime, please email us (Don’t call) to explain exactly how this might work and how we can be sure that you’re really using a condom. She then asks again if you’re into midgets and furry sex, are Ewoks you’re ultimate option? We discuss Darren’s high ass crack. Speaking of crack we then discuss Rhi’s former place of employment and how she almost burned it down which of course brings up the Easy Mac story. The episode ends in an hour, 42 minutes and 43 seconds.

Links:
Heart & Crown on Preston
Pub Italia

 

October 3, 2010

188: I’m Just Sayin

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188: I’m Just Sayin

Victoria starts right off with weird cat names. Yeah THAT is how we’re starting the show. Daniel follows up strongly by bitching about the new Digg look. Victoria asks the listeners to explain what her recent dreams mean. Tell us what you think the hidden meaning is. Daniel thinks it’s penis envy. Victoria wants to be the third in a Javier Bardem/Penelope Cruz threesome. We discuss the first ever Celebrity Twitter Auctions where the money goes to support various charities for Haiti and Hallowhedon in London! We are so jealous!

Early into the show, Daniel starts in with this theory about the phrase “I’m just sayin” and quickly abandons it less than 15 minutes in. Daniel explains how sickness and throat issues delayed Uncast episodes from being released and recorded and Victoria discusses recent stresses at work. We all discuss the tragic explosion of a gas pipe in a San Bruno neighborhood just west of San Francisco Int’l Airport. There’s talk about aliens and Miss Cleo, failed jokes, Butch pinning down Mr Rhi and other craziness.

Following this is of course the very mature game of coming up with movie titles that are hilarious when applied to poo. Daniel and Victoria rant about judgemental psuedo-patriots on “Patriots Day” and yes I realize this is hitting the airwaves 20 days late and yes we’re aware that people bitch about these exact things every year but they still exist, so we must continue bitching cause that changes things. We transition from that to 5 Social Networking disorders. We discuss some drama from the latest “America’s Next Top Model” and everyone’s shocked. Rhian brings us some Whore News before we move on to some football. Game of the Week is QUITE late. Yikes. Ah wells, here we go anyways. We bring this to you in an hour, 12 mintues and 36 seconds.

 

August 24, 2010

185: Shanks

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185: Shanks

Rhian joins us this week as we record on Victoria and Daniel’s 11th Wedding Anniversary! We start right off with talk of hentai, passive-aggressive doms and a vampire with shivs instead of fangs. Daniel gives the world a new cocktail and Victoria creates her own. We discuss Sims and of course Victoria’s need for a moat comes back into play.

Victoria and Daniel spend a day out including seeing “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World” and testing out Lightning Brewery’s Cream Ale. Later on we go to Cuchina Urbana and fall in love all over again. Victoria makes a ring of awesome for breakfast and we enjoy a great Anniversary together.

Victoria comes up with an idea of Cinnamon travelling the country telling her version of the Aristocrats joke. Victoria also tries to start a loud conversation about furries in the restaurant and this somehow brings up accidental dog fucking. Someone tell us how that’s even possible. She follows this up with an article on the Six Songs Used To Torture People. Victoria comes to the realization that Alan Moore was paranoid and crazy.  She adds a bathroom story and this leads us into Rhian’s “Whore News”. We end the episode with a list of things Victoria is missing this weekend or rather the weekend this episode was recorded.

 

August 2, 2010

182: That’s Not Okay

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182: That’s Not Okay

Our whorespondent returns! Starting right off, Victoria has more hate for music lyrics. This week, it’s Lady Gaga’s “Telephone”. She has made the decision that she needs a man servant to feed her, bring her champagne and service her on Sundays. Taken off the candidate list is Wilford Brimley due to his diabitus. She then adds in a story about a new condom delivery service in Switzerland. Condom delivery or pizza delivery: which comes faster?

Daniel brings more things he learned from podcasts. This includes correcting Audiobuzzed on a few things (things you can learn from your podcast) and Keith and The Girl is (was) free. Also, Litterbox taught me if someone housesits for you, they will have sex or masturbate in your bed. I also add in dog in church lesson from The Vinyl Cafe. Victoria adds in a few movie reviews for “The Answer Man”, “Eclipse” and “17 Again”. Does she love them or hate them? Listen in.

We read an article about atheists using hair-dryers to de-baptize people. Really? Both sides really need to grow up and as xkcd points out, this is just another way for us to feel superior to both sides. We pimp out the Church of Awesome and move on to Whore News! This somehow leads to a story of Nicholas Cage taking drugs with his cat. We all add in some recent musical discoveries and bands you need to check out.

Victoria wants David Lynch and Desmond Tutu as her grandpas. Maybe they would’ve saved her from killing her Nano in the shower. Victoria’s work bff discusses his early days of debauchery. Jury is still out on how that marks with Uncast. Perhaps we’re being unfair. We get a sexy phone call from our lovely listener, Dr. Snit. This one’s done in an hour, 28 minutes and 50 seconds.

Links of the Week:
Swiss AIDS Federation Introduces Bicycle Delivery Service For Condoms
Atheists use hair-dryers to de-baptize
This Week’s Whore News
Nick Gage takes drugs with his cat

Musical Discoveries (Go check these bands out!)
From Rhian: Delain, Woven Hand, 16 Horsepower
From Daniel: K’Naan
From Victoria: Mynabirds, Danger Mouse, Sparklehorse

 

July 7, 2010

179: No Homo

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179: No Homo

This was recorded June 21st! Hurray us for getting shows out..on..time..or not. Hey! Rhian from Audiobuzzed joins us to celebrate! The Victoria is too Posh tonight. We discuss the latest episode of The Boondocks and the way Tyler Perry got torn to shreds by Aaron McGruder. The area surrounding Rhi has gotten some visitations by large animals and we don’t mean Big Jim. In literary news, we learn that “meece” or “meese” has nothing to do with moose or mice. No matter what Urban Dictionary says. We also discuss kangaroos and whether they can punch their own stomachs. VERY interesting indeed!

We truly enjoyed this week’s Beer of The Week: Stone’s 14th Anniversary Emperial IPA. Victoria has decided to eliminate card giving at work. Everyone just writes the same shit in every card so it’s not really that personalized. She did get some awesome gifts from Becky, though. Meanwhile, I had one of the best Birthdays EVER! Want to know? LISTEN TO THE SHOW!!! We have a bevvy of calls to the Uncast Line just as we’re getting into a little question: Does every vampire series need to include werewolves ever since Underworld came out?! True Blood has ‘em, The Gates has ‘em, The Twilight Series has ‘em and we’re getting sick of them.

Rhian brings a bit of whore news with the MuchMusic Awards which were held in mid-June. We wonder why Canadian musical acts can’t show up to a Canadian Music Awards show. We wonder why the fuck a 17-year old girl is walking around in a skirt/dress without underwear on. We spend a long time shitting on a number of celebrities from the Awards show. Of course there’s World Cup news long long behind the now and we end with Vivi’s story from a ballgame including a review of the Proper Gastropub in San Diego. We do all this in 61:52. CALL US at 619-940-4SEX or comment at uncast.net! We miss hearing from our listeners!

 

April 30, 2010

173: I’m No One’s Punchline

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173: I’m No One’s Punchline

The last show we do with Rhian “in studio” for a while starts right off with comments from listeners and beer. We discuss a bit of an elevator incident where Daniel almost died. Victoria helps out by talking about two people from UCSD dying this week. We debate about whether or not “Counter Assault” is a proper name for bear spray. We learn that mace and apple pie are not a good mix.

We watched Princess Bride this week. Has anyone noticed how seriously stupid Buttercup is? Speaking of stupid, Victoria asks what has got to be the winner of the year for stupid questions. We move on from that quickly and go to the 20 Things You’re Never Too Old For. Rhian brings us some Whore News from The Examiner. We learn that people die in threes so that God can have an “arrival at Heaven’s Gate” joke. Rhian brings an Awesome List! It’s 40% longer than normal but it’s all good. She pimps out Les Ballets de Trockadero de Monte Carlo and Cirque du Soleil’s KOOZA. PLEASE go check them out! Both troupes are awesome! Victoria follows this up with hate mail about Pluto from ten years ago and we end with Hipsters issue filling out the Census. You know it’s because they can’t read, right? This one’s just over 45 minutes so it’s well within commuting time. Enjoy!

So with that, check out Jim and Rhian on Audiobuzzed! They’ve got a bit of a contest going, so listen to their latest epiosde and call in to place your vote for who’s going to win!

 

April 18, 2010

172b: The Alpha & The Omega

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172b: The Alpha & The Omega

This is a very special Uncast indeed. We start right off by asking if Jesus had a grandmother. Victoria and Rhian ask a number of zombie questions about life spans and mummies vs zombies and whether vegetarianism is allowed. We also discuss the beer tasting event some more and we get some of Spence’s opinions on the evening. We move on to some discussions of music snobs and hipsters before forcing the old Doritos X-13Ds, now known as Late Night Cheeseburger, on Rhian and Spencer.

All this before the main event: An Interview with Spencer on drugs and recreational drug use. We’ll find out what his favorite and least favorite drugs are, the differences between physical and psychological addiction and good lessons for those out there new to the scene. We get to hear his opinions on the political side of the drug world, a few conspiracy theories (I’m convinced every regular recreational drug user has at least one they believe in) and he gives us some great resources to educate ourselves BEFORE trying anything new. Afterall, he’s an advocate for recreational drug use but only if it’s not done recklessly.

Links of the Week:
Audiobuzzed – Hear Rhian and BigJim audibly get it on
Lagunitas Brewery – One of the best breweries in California (And that’s saying a lot!)
Dogfish Head Brewery – They’re awesome and we need more of their beers in San Diego!
erowid.org – A great repository for information on psychoactive plants, chemicals, and related issues.
bluelight.ru – Great forum for users to gather and share information on all kinds of subjects
pillreports.com – Database of various types of Ecstasy, their makeup and how to identify

Now that Spencer has share his knowledge, thoughts, opinions, etc. why don’t all of you share yours? Is he on point? Is he full of shit? Talking out his ass or giving some good sage advice? What’s your experience been and what might YOU add to the discussion? Leave us a comment on uncast.net, tell us your story by emailing us at uncast.net@gmail.com or simply call us high, drunk or sober at 619-940-4SEX. We want to hear from you. Would you like to hear this sort of thing again? Should we have him back on or maybe bring someone else with some expertise or experience with recreational drug use? Is there another topic you would perhaps like to hear us speak a bit more in depth about? Please share! We want to hear how you feel and what you think.

 

April 15, 2010

172a: Jesse Joyce Is A Slow Loris

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172a: Jesse Joyce Is A Slow Loris

Rhian and Butch join us the day after our beer tasting party to record this episode with us. We realize after a super-cute video, that Jesse Joyce resembles a slow loris. Just a little. We know Easter as a day when, a few days after a grown assed man chose to die, he changed his mind. Then after a few bumps with his homies, was never heard from again.

We discuss the third Uncast hosted beer tasting. It was a big winner. First, we met Tony’s girlfriend for the first time and she fit right in like she’d always been there. We discuss what happens when two drinks stop bein’ whack and blend it real nice like. We learn yet again that Dogfish Head and Lagunitas can make some kick ass beer. We learn bringing unknown breweries to a beer tasting rarely ends well. My co-workers drop the ball on coming to a beer tasting that was originally planned with them and Victoria goes appetizer style for the food instead of spending three days cooking non-stop. Hear how that went.

Victoria realizes that there isn’t any drug in the world that can make “Spice World” watchable. We’ll get to that theory a bit in a future episode. We learn about 9000 year old beer, a Polish dude who goes down with the ship (or plane) and we discuss the Amish.

Can you believe Victoria brings up bukkake again? Yeah I can’t either. We discuss some accidental party fouls and a knitted hood. Alien? Rain wear? Racist organization? Strange little yarn constructed town? Listen and find out. Rhian brings the whore news and this one should sound familiar but it’s worth a rhi-play.

We end with some of the latest news from DJ Brother Darkness and his appearance on a TV Morning Show as a fan of one of the best mobile cuisine I’ve ever had: Tabe BBQ. Check them out. They kick ASS! They’re looking to work a little block party fun with DJ Brother Darkness and this should be a great coming summer. Enjoy this one in just under 55 minutes.

Have any opinions, thoughts, suggestions? Leave a comment at uncast.net or email us at uncast.net@gmail.com
Drunk? Wanna fuck? Have shit to say and text just ain’t going to get it done? CALL US! 619-940-4SEX

Check out Rhian and BigJim on Audiobuzzed and look up DJ Brother Darkness (Butch) at his website.

 

April 11, 2010

171: We Do When The Doing Needs Done

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171: We Do When The Doing Needs Done

We’re all over the place this week. Coming off of the latest episode of Lost (as of this recording), Victoria decides she wants a gift. We learn about a book written by a cat and it’s whacko owner. Victoria proclaims that for her Birthday, she wants someone to go with her to see Kenny Loggins.

The Awesome portion of the show starts with things that are NOT awesome, like a video game based on rape. Victoria presents us with another Awesome List and this one goes to eleven total! We laugh that people at Victoria’s work have noticed her arm tattoo but don’t know about or follow Uncast.

We go through some more memories of Universary weekend and review a few movies we watched about dancing. There’s a vampire running for President of the United States and we also learn why Twilight vampires are so hard to kill. Victoria introduces us to what’s happening in tween culture today and it’s as facepalmy as you’d think. We enjoy some lunch and conversation with Victoria’s ever entertaining parents and we learn that Shaniqua is black.

Lastly, Rhian brings us some more whore news and we are there to witness her viewing her first full length porn movie ever…and it SUCKED. Pun intended. After a short bit on chat roulette, we finally end this bitch around 1:29:44. That’s nearly 90 minutes of entertainment (well, outside of the 2 minutes of Justin Beiber talk and music) so I think it’s justified that you call us at 619-940-4SEX right now. We don’t care what you talk about, just have something to say and say it.

 

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