Rhian is back in the Casa!! We talk about her travel day, beer and create a new drink at one of our favorite local pubs. They then choose NOT to name it after us. Fuck that. We have a few Awesome Lists and Rhian solves the Mayan Calendar/Apocalypse issue. We enjoy Second Christmas and discuss our gifts, including a jar of peanut butter. Rhian brings two pieces of awesome Whore News and we end by revealing the name of Daniel’s penis! Enjoy!
January 26, 2012
234: The Mammalian Awesome Crisis
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December 20, 2011
231: I’ll Heal Your Sories
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Victoria creates her own theme music which Rhian names “Electronic Hee Haw” and jump right into beer of the week. Daniel forgets what zodiac sign Rhian is. Victoria has a few rants but she starts it off by gloating that she can finish knitting a glove and record a podcast at the same time. These rants include Alec Baldwin, Twitter fake drama, bukkake and fisting (anyone surprised?), healing lily bits and Daniel’s penis, “The Chew”, ethnic restaurants like Tacos del Gordo and tequila. We also discuss Agave, Milagro and the few other awesome Mexican restaurants outside of Mexico.
We jump from this to decorating for Christmas. Rhian, for those who don’t know, is the Christmas decorating queen. Her trees and front door decorating in particular are well documented. This year, Victoria and Daniel join her by decorating the casa and it comes out looking spectacular! Victoria even made an Advent Calendar and it has turned out really fun and awesome. Victoria goes off on hippies and hipsters and we realize they really aren’t the same. Rhian challenges us to see “Hair” before she arrives. We discuss IKEA and wanting to go out for dinner there for fun.
Victoria tells the story about a model that walked into a propeller. This should’ve been listed for Halloween perhaps. Adding onto that, she mentions finger twisting a llama and we have other ideas. Daniel asks the girls to give their opinions on 5 Things You Never Knew About Female Sexuality. Rhian brings us some disturbing Whore News including a story of a father who collapses after he hires a prostitute that ends up being his daughter and a school in Austria that will start offering sex courses. We end the show with a new Awesome List!
November 7, 2011
226: You Can’t Squirt With An Audience
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226: You Can’t Squirt With An Audience
Due to an mp3 upload error on Daniel’s part, 226 is temporarily unavailable. This should be fixed by 11/8/2011, 7pm Pacific Time. Sorry folks!
We start right off on this Halloween episode with awesome spiced beer and a new bukkake superhero. We have to explain to our live audience what bukkake is. Victoria also has lots of questions for our audience. This of course blends into fisting and why guys are weirded out by super kinky sex acts. This leads to squirting and Daniel has questions for those female listeners who have. Victoria brings up Thai ladyboys and this naturally segues into a story about a Shapeshifting Hooker. We get another entry in the “Name Daniel’s Penis” contest. If it’s turned purple, let go of it, man!We are really touched and honored to share some critical acclaim from someone close to the show. Bias much? You bet! We’ll still take it cause it’s real! Go check out Junkenstein’s blog and his new podcast, “Junk’s Trunk” which is ‘like a musical essay’ and really great. Victoria shares an article about a man who firebombed a Taco Bell due to a meat shortage in his Chalupa. We learn that China is now Cracking Down On Overly Entertaining TV. Victoria shares her ultimate shameber song. Click it, damn you! We end the show with Whore News about a topless woman that leads cops on a 200 km/hr chase. Now THAT’S a fast whore. Speaking of fast. We get this out in an hour, four minutes and nine seconds.
October 8, 2011
222: Meatsicle
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Our first live show at Vokle.com! we start off with our beer of the week and learn that Rhian is an angel and therefore was immaculately conceptualized. Yeah I used the wrong word on purpose. Victoria is not allowed around sharp instruments anymore after she nearly sheared the side of her finger tip off blindly reaching into the sink.
Daniel introduces a 12-step recovery from Juggalism program, thanks to Adult Swim. Daniel needs to learn games. Rhian says she knows Asshole and is really good at it. We’ll learn what she means by that later. Rhian has a crazy psycho dream and we all learn about her new band, Meatsicle. TLC’s “How Stuff Works” brings us the 10 Things Your Kid Should Not Be For Halloween and Daniel shares things he recently learned from podcasts.
Rhian brings an article about a Kansas man that accidentally stole six EMPTY xxx DVD cases. She also brings us two whore news stories: A couple enjoys sex on their balcony in Australia and on the other, organizers of a Swiss farming calendar got a lot of slack for including girls in bikinis.
September 7, 2011
218: A Most Unprofessional Podcast
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Butch joins us this week, so naturally the show starts out with talk of golden showers and men he’d go gay for. We discuss a Deathcab for Cutie concert, what Vivi would do to see Florence + The Machine and why Rhi hates The Postal Service. We try our first sampling from Iron Fist Brewing and love it.
There’s all sorts of food talk from the horrors of Denny’s new cheese menu to the amazing food and drinks at Agave Grill in Ottawa. We introduce our Bear Of The Week when Victoria goes on a rampage about a certain internet meme poster. This leads to talks of teddy bear picnics, bears in the gay community and finally Butch’s latest business idea.
Uncast is trying to plan out an Armageddon party at the end of 2012. It will be full of drinking, debauchery and putting Viagra buckets on people’s heads. We learn there are a lot of things Victoria doesn’t know. She doesn’t know the Spanish word for cheese nor does she know the correct song that was #1 the week we were born. BTW, that would be “Shadow Dancer” by Andy Gibb, NOT “Stayin’ Alive” by The Bee Gees. Close but no queso.
We learn once again that Rhian is a REAL witch and not just some fake movie version. Victoria states that she wants to be committed and then she promptly leaves the show. Rhian brings us a Canadian article and plugs a philanthropic dance group run by a dear friend of hers. Check out Lanie Dance, people. It’s for the best. Remember, Rhi’s witchy. She also brings us some Whore News.
Lastly, we have a NEW CONTEST!! If Victoria can have apple pie and Rhian has her lily bits, then wtf are we to call Daniel’s magic penis? YOU CAN DECIDE!!
That’s right. Send in all your submissions for possible names either by leaving comments on uncast.net or by emailing us at uncast.net@gmail.com. You have until November 19th to submit. The hosts will then narrow down the names to a tiny group of finalists. YOU will vote on the final winner, to be announced on the first episode with Rhi back live at the Casa. Tat gives all of you until the clock strikes 2012 to submit the final votes. Whoever has come up with the winning name, will win a nice large boxed prize (No it’d be funny but it’s not what you’re thinking). We’re thinking other finalists may also possibly win a little sumpin’ sumpin’.
August 28, 2011
216: Jesus Take a Side
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This week, we’re visited by Trainwreck In Sarasota, aka GuitarRob. After introductions are made and a couple initial questions, we go into our hellish weeks. Victoria found special surprises when cleaning out her desk for a move. Daniel says goodbye to a couple of co-workers after a crazy week. Rhian goes swimming again, visits with her mom and watches storms coming down the river. Her Aunt passed away and we memorialize her a bit.
We enjoy Stone’s new Anniversary Ale and rag on Victoria a bit for saying it’s too hoppy. We discuss new music with Rob and where he’s going next. We move from there to our inner geekness. This includes a CollegeHumor list on SuperHero Sex Moves. We go into a discussion on the mile-high club and Rhian brings us a story about “Safety First” at Domino’s Pizza. The conversation from this is worth listening to. Somehow we segue into Australian licorice and the creepiness of American Apparel. Victoria advocates child labour. She also mentions A&F paying The Situation to stop wearing its clothes.
On a serious side, Rob mentions that half of all donations towards his music goes towards Lupus Research and Advocacy and this brings up a long discussion on just how serious day to day life is for those who have to live with Lupus. There’s no other way to follow up such a serious topic than by discussing Burger King dropping the King from it’s ad campaign, which leads to Victoria wanting him in bed with her (along with Jack in the Box, Ronald McDonald and fast food mascots) and the rest of us trying to convince her she’s wrong. This also brings up an impromptu “Kill, Marry, Fuck”. Victoria again tries to get me to heal children with my magic penis. So wrong. We end it with Whore News where a pantsless woman got kicked off a JetBlue plane but American Airlines let a man fly on a plane wearing women’s underwear. This is a long two hours, 13 minutes and 23 seconds long! Love it like you love your group sex: in parts or as a whole.
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August 22, 2011
215: Skin Swan
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We start right off with beer, as we are oft to do. Victoria and I celebrate a dozen years of marriage and share our weekend together with you. After a bit of Smurf Porn and Sims3 discussion (unrelated?), we go through a story about a plot during WWII to turn Hitler into a woman. Victoria reviews Glee 3D and mentions how distressing it is that her eyes are broken.
We jump from Glee to nostalgia as we talk about various childhood toys, shows, etc. This leads Daniel into an article listing some truly stupid ways schools are trying to keep schools safe. We share some stories from our own childhoods. Victoria talks about Pottermore and Rhian brings us the latest in Whore News. We have been getting obsessed with police/fire scanners lately and we hope to soon release a special episode with just a few moments from one night listening to scanners. An hour, 55 minutes and 31 seconds of awesomesauce.
July 29, 2011
212: Dork Korner
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Rachel’s back for another week and we start right off with Dork Korner. This is our little turn at hitting the switch on the Wayback Machine and seeing who has some of the dorkiest likes or memories. Yeah I just said Wayback Machine. Did I mention it was Dork Korner? OK now you get it. We’re deeply disappointed in a recent Air Canada Lawsuitwhich brings on plenty of language related discussion.We also go into Canada’s very careful preparations for commemorating the 200th anniversary of the War of 1812 and the role it played. If you don’t know, just ask any Canadian. They’ll gladly tell you just who it was that burned down the White House. Oh but we’re still friends so it’s all good. Victoria proposes a way to get back at GOP’s use of “Obama Care” as a negative phrase.
We discuss our morning at the Birch Aquarium, followed by lunch at Sammys Woodfired Pizza. Is it wrong to spend all morning looking at fish and then eat salmon for lunch? Photos from this adventure can be found here. No, just click the word HERE. WOW I feel like I’m back at work. OK, moving on. We discuss the new Google+, Rhian’s busy week and the now VERY distantly past MLB All-Star Game. Yeah, that’s right. I totally missed discussing it when it was relevant.
Daniel brings up a new way to make gelatin…out of HUMANS! Really, were you THAT surprised? Rhian brings us some more Whore News, this time about tips and pointers about bromances. Daniel tries to go into a story about a boner-inducing spider that rampaged a supermarket but the girls would not allow it. So he’s putting the link here.
March 23, 2011
201: Wow, I Thought It’d Be Bigger
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201: Wow, I Thought It’d Be Bigger
Rhian returns again for another episode of Uncast! In fact, the show starts with talk of her evolution as a guest on the show. We enjoy a little beer and a little backtalk as always. Add in a night of drinking, Rhian’s first viewing of “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World” and a day of sun and margaritas. Mix in a grooming decision gone wrong, a dessert pairing of the Gods and The Academy Awards. Victoria brings us a few things from her mind, Daniel brings things he learned from podcasts and we share a sports moment before ending it all with Whore News.
February 24, 2011
199: Nahmean?
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It’s Valentine’s Day Weekend (as of recording) and Rhian is still in house. We go through some Valentine’s advice from Ghostface Killah and our weekend of love together. We discuss the Grammy Awards and the creepiness that filled the entire evening. Victoria introduces us to the Gathering of the Gagas. Why does this exist?!
The Super Bowl was earlier this month. No one cares now, but apparently someone still did. Victoria discovers “Letters of Note” and shares a few favorites. It’s not a Rhi episode without Whore News and Rhian doesn’t disappoint. First, a Thai airline recruits ladyboy flight attendants and a Naughty message was found on kid’s V-Day candy. We end by asking if Carrie Underwood is the next Yoko Ono. How often are we going to hear talk about someone as the next Yoko?!
