228: A Bowl Of Dick Hats

Daniel and Victoria return from a Wedding weekend away in Sacramento, celebrating the union of our dear friends and listeners, Rachel & Victor. We start the show with Victoria wanting to create a French Beck cover band and wanting to be the modern day real life Cinderella. We have two beers of the week and we discuss some of the awesome foods that would work with them. This leads to a chocolate tasting, including a peanut butter and jelly bar that starts a sandwich discussion and somehow leads into the wedding weekend.

Rhian rants about the Duggars and their travels which leads to our own rants about people who have more kids than they can either afford or care for.  Victoria brings us an article about how beastiality leads to penis cancer and other STDs! Listener Junkenstein introduces us to Dick Hats and we segue that nicely into Victoria’s latest Awesome List! We top off the episode with Rhian’s Whore News as parents speak against an ex-porn star reading to their children.

Rachel’s last appearance as an In-Casa guest on the show before returning home. we down the easily drinkable beer of the week and learn Canada’s Mountain Dew has no caffeine! Meanwhile in America, you can get drugs through the drive-thru. We ponder whether that includes cocaine, while transitioning seamlessly to new tattoo days for Rachel and Vivi.

Daniel talks about coming down with a bit of food poisoning or maybe just a stomach virus but Victoria promptly makes fun of him about it. Seriously though, I had no better nurses this week than the three women on this episode.To transition nicely, Rhian asks wtf is up with hillbilly handfishing? This brings us to the discussion of fishing which naturally goes into the question of what exactly it is Atheists really believe or not or whatever.

Victoria, Rachel and Daniel watched the last installment of the Harry Potter movie series. In fact, the girls saw it three times in two weeks and there’s been a month straight of HP obsession in the house. Rhian tries to justify Canada’s Civic Holiday. There’s nothing more to it than that. It’s just a government issued reason for everyone to have the day off. We go through a list of holidays we need to add to the list. This includes our birthdays and a stronger support for Victoria Day in America.

Apparently Russia has just now considered beer an alcoholic beverage. Ottawa celebrates Tom Green Day and Rhian shares some stories of his college days, since they were in the same university and department at about the same time. She mentions he was a douchebag back then and also brings back how Alanis Morrisette was the same back in her school days. Rhian brings us some whore news! This one is a Facebook page against Stupid Whores. Apparently it’s a group that just hates girls that are into superficial stuff.

Push our Friends!
Trainwreck in Sarasota
Whatthejules.com
AmHam Show
I Love Lard
DJ Brother Darkness
makingangelscry.blogspot.com
TIltedhalocast.com

207: The Difference Between Whore and Slut Is a Corndoggin’

This week’s show title comes from the awesome podcast, Walking The Room. We’re still here! So, did the rapture come and go without us or did it never exist at all? Mr Dah has new beer and we enjoy the first two bottles of it that he’s given us. We discuss some reasons the world is ending and list a Post Rapture Tool Kit. Daniel learns some tings from podcasts and apparently acting sexy is now illegal in Utah. Short episode under an hour.

174: Who Wants To Stick Their Dick In My Purse?

We drown our sorrows of missing our whorespondent by drinking and reviewing four beers. We move on to taking Victoria’s parents out for dinner. We take Victoria’s parents out for some tasty burgers and enjoy awesome cheesecake. We make the natural transition from food and beer to the Tibetian Buddhist Sky Burial or Jhator. Doing some post-show research, we totally get this ceremony incorrect so we offer our apologies. Search Wiki or Google for Jhator or Sky Burial to get the correct information. Hey guys, we’ve never been known for our accuracy!

After all the death dismemberment talk we follow up with some notes on Rhian’s flight home (yay Continental and boo Newark Int’l Airport) and we congradulate BigJim on his awesome standup performance in NYC last month. Go check out Audiobuzzed people! Victoria enjoys a little of the new Doctor Who (and Daniel enjoys Karen Gillan) just as our show does a little time travelling of our own as we jump into a bit more beer tasting just for the hell of it.

Some sad beer news as Fritz Maytag sells Anchor Brewing Co. and some cute news as we learn about a meerkat seeking love. Victoria has a few questions about Thomas the Tank Engine and opinions about evil geniuses and how she’s creeped out by Usher’s new song, “Daddy’s Home”. This from a woman who loved Roxy Music’s “In Every Dream Home a Heartache” which is an ode to a blow up doll. We wrap up the show with a return to Daniel’s “Things I Learned From Podcasts”. Time on this is 1:37:32.

This week we recommend the following…
Go listen to: Audiobuzzed, I Love Lard, Keith and The Girl & The DaH Theory
Go buy: “What Do We Do Now?” by Keith Malley & Chemda Khalili
Go eat: Anything from Extraordinary Desserts in San Diego
Go drink: Stone/Firestone Walker/21st Amendment El Camino (Un)Real Black Ale

172b: The Alpha & The Omega

This is a very special Uncast indeed. We start right off by asking if Jesus had a grandmother. Victoria and Rhian ask a number of zombie questions about life spans and mummies vs zombies and whether vegetarianism is allowed. We also discuss the beer tasting event some more and we get some of Spence’s opinions on the evening. We move on to some discussions of music snobs and hipsters before forcing the old Doritos X-13Ds, now known as Late Night Cheeseburger, on Rhian and Spencer.

All this before the main event: An Interview with Spencer on drugs and recreational drug use. We’ll find out what his favorite and least favorite drugs are, the differences between physical and psychological addiction and good lessons for those out there new to the scene. We get to hear his opinions on the political side of the drug world, a few conspiracy theories (I’m convinced every regular recreational drug user has at least one they believe in) and he gives us some great resources to educate ourselves BEFORE trying anything new. Afterall, he’s an advocate for recreational drug use but only if it’s not done recklessly.

Links of the Week:
Audiobuzzed – Hear Rhian and BigJim audibly get it on
Lagunitas Brewery – One of the best breweries in California (And that’s saying a lot!)
Dogfish Head Brewery – They’re awesome and we need more of their beers in San Diego!
erowid.org – A great repository for information on psychoactive plants, chemicals, and related issues.
bluelight.ru – Great forum for users to gather and share information on all kinds of subjects
pillreports.com – Database of various types of Ecstasy, their makeup and how to identify

Now that Spencer has share his knowledge, thoughts, opinions, etc. why don’t all of you share yours? Is he on point? Is he full of shit? Talking out his ass or giving some good sage advice? What’s your experience been and what might YOU add to the discussion? Leave us a comment on uncast.net, tell us your story by emailing us at uncast.net@gmail.com or simply call us high, drunk or sober at 619-940-4SEX. We want to hear from you. Would you like to hear this sort of thing again? Should we have him back on or maybe bring someone else with some expertise or experience with recreational drug use? Is there another topic you would perhaps like to hear us speak a bit more in depth about? Please share! We want to hear how you feel and what you think.

172a: Jesse Joyce Is A Slow Loris

Rhian and Butch join us the day after our beer tasting party to record this episode with us. We realize after a super-cute video, that Jesse Joyce resembles a slow loris. Just a little. We know Easter as a day when, a few days after a grown assed man chose to die, he changed his mind. Then after a few bumps with his homies, was never heard from again.

We discuss the third Uncast hosted beer tasting. It was a big winner. First, we met Tony’s girlfriend for the first time and she fit right in like she’d always been there. We discuss what happens when two drinks stop bein’ whack and blend it real nice like. We learn yet again that Dogfish Head and Lagunitas can make some kick ass beer. We learn bringing unknown breweries to a beer tasting rarely ends well. My co-workers drop the ball on coming to a beer tasting that was originally planned with them and Victoria goes appetizer style for the food instead of spending three days cooking non-stop. Hear how that went.

Victoria realizes that there isn’t any drug in the world that can make “Spice World” watchable. We’ll get to that theory a bit in a future episode. We learn about 9000 year old beer, a Polish dude who goes down with the ship (or plane) and we discuss the Amish.

Can you believe Victoria brings up bukkake again? Yeah I can’t either. We discuss some accidental party fouls and a knitted hood. Alien? Rain wear? Racist organization? Strange little yarn constructed town? Listen and find out. Rhian brings the whore news and this one should sound familiar but it’s worth a rhi-play.

We end with some of the latest news from DJ Brother Darkness and his appearance on a TV Morning Show as a fan of one of the best mobile cuisine I’ve ever had: Tabe BBQ. Check them out. They kick ASS! They’re looking to work a little block party fun with DJ Brother Darkness and this should be a great coming summer. Enjoy this one in just under 55 minutes.

Have any opinions, thoughts, suggestions? Leave a comment at uncast.net or email us at uncast.net@gmail.com
Drunk? Wanna fuck? Have shit to say and text just ain’t going to get it done? CALL US! 619-940-4SEX

Check out Rhian and BigJim on Audiobuzzed and look up DJ Brother Darkness (Butch) at his website.

168: Stop Coloring Your Money!

Hey guess what? Rhian joins us again! We have elves, orcs, Mormons, Canadian visitors, OPEC, an earthquake, whores and lots more good shit goin on. Wanna check out this episode? It has the shortest show notes ever done on this show. We’s kickin it half-assy like that mfers!

We want to hear from you! It’s been too long! 619-940-4SEX or uncast.net@gmail.com or leave us comments at uncast.net

163: Inter-species Free-Ballin’

First show of the year and it’s only a two and a half weeks old. We have Rhian IN STUDIO! We reminisce about our weekend in Sacramento welcoming in the New Year with our dear friends (and recently engaged) Rachel and Victor. Loads of breweries and fireworks and champagne and great foods and friends and things. Love it. Adding in some Facebook comments, whore news of course and Noah’s Space Ark? Ah well, just enjoy it already! It’s only 57 minutes long!

Got comments, stories, opinions or things you want us to discuss? Leave comments on our shows at uncast.net! Got sexy pictures of yourself you’d like to share with us? Email us at uncast.net@gmail.com and as always please call us at (619) 940-4SEX

Links of the week:
Unruly Airline Passenger
Shhh! Daddy’s Workin’
Canadian Whores Get Media Training
Canadian Sex Trade Wiki
Bit of MMJ Justice

156: Hands On The Table

We have Rachel and Victor with us this week! Show starts off with some beers for the week and the drinks start flowing far before the recording making for a semi-chaotic output from all involved. There’s even a fuck break involved. For the audiophiles, our apologies.

Victoria’s parents take us out to dinner and we love it. We discuss their latest cruise and how much Victoria hates her mom’s fudge. Victoria starts asking me inappropriate questions about a co-worker and certain cold sex toys. Rachel breaks out the condoms and Victoria breaks out the Sexy Halloween Cocktails and Bacon Bake Sale. Some people at work cheat on contests just for a Wii prize and being a Scottish Brand Ambassador is NOT worth living in Houston for.

Victoria learned some things from podcasts since Daniel is unable to listen to them much anymore thanks to his job responsibilities. Apparently according to the news, Anglicans can now be part of the Catholic church. Who knew?! Why don’t people like to dress up for Halloween like back in the day? The girls grace us with an Awesome List and then we ask you all to share with us your favorite childhood books.

152: Boner Juice

We start the show right off with the announcement of some of our listener/friends coming to join us soon! Expect more details on the upcoming JanuaRHI (copyright Butch Rosser 2009) soon. Victoria comes up with a couple great “of love” reality shows and we ask all of you what way you would want to die: Shot in the face or beheading by samurai sword? Thoughts coming out of some podcasts I listened to this week includes using the moon as a prison colony, Whether the phrase “boner juice” has a place in conversational English and the curse of the phrase “I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to win.”

We pick apart sexual labels thanks to Marina and Dr Boyfriend on I Love Lard. Victoria follows that deep conversation up with 11 Things Wal-Mart Has Banned. Victoria has stories from her Sexual Harassment Training at work and apparently the Tower of Babel was blasphemous but the Hubbel Telescope and skyscrapers are just fine. Victoria gives us some recipes and we go through the game of the week and send you off to enjoy your week. This lands you squarely in the 66:15 range. Enjoy!

Recipe Of The Week:

Firecracker Cornbread

3 tablespoons butter
1 teaspoon red pepper flakes
1 cup all-purpose flour
3/4 cup cornmeal
1/4 cup brown sugar
1 tablespoon aluminum-free baking powder
1 1/2 teaspoons kosher salt
1 cup buttermilk
1 large egg
1 1/2 cups corn, fresh (or at room temperature if previously frozen)

more butter for drizzling (optional)

Preheat your oven to 350F degrees, with a rack in the middle.

Just before you make the batter, in a small saucepan, melt the butter, stir in the red pepper flakes, and pour into a 9-inch pie tin (I have an enameled cast-iron one that is perfect) or equivalent baking dish. Place in the hot oven.

In a medium bowl whisk together the flour, cornmeal, sugar, baking powder and salt. In a separate bowl whisk together the buttermilk, egg, and corn. Pour the wet ingredients over the dry and stir until just combined. Now very carefully remove the hot pan with butter from the oven. Fill it with the cornbread batter, pushing the batter out to the sides if needed. Bake for 30 – 40 minutes or until the edges are golden and the center is just set. Remove and drizzle with a bit of melted butter (optional).

Makes 10 slices.

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