April 15, 2010

172a: Jesse Joyce Is A Slow Loris

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172a: Jesse Joyce Is A Slow Loris

Rhian and Butch join us the day after our beer tasting party to record this episode with us. We realize after a super-cute video, that Jesse Joyce resembles a slow loris. Just a little. We know Easter as a day when, a few days after a grown assed man chose to die, he changed his mind. Then after a few bumps with his homies, was never heard from again.

We discuss the third Uncast hosted beer tasting. It was a big winner. First, we met Tony’s girlfriend for the first time and she fit right in like she’d always been there. We discuss what happens when two drinks stop bein’ whack and blend it real nice like. We learn yet again that Dogfish Head and Lagunitas can make some kick ass beer. We learn bringing unknown breweries to a beer tasting rarely ends well. My co-workers drop the ball on coming to a beer tasting that was originally planned with them and Victoria goes appetizer style for the food instead of spending three days cooking non-stop. Hear how that went.

Victoria realizes that there isn’t any drug in the world that can make “Spice World” watchable. We’ll get to that theory a bit in a future episode. We learn about 9000 year old beer, a Polish dude who goes down with the ship (or plane) and we discuss the Amish.

Can you believe Victoria brings up bukkake again? Yeah I can’t either. We discuss some accidental party fouls and a knitted hood. Alien? Rain wear? Racist organization? Strange little yarn constructed town? Listen and find out. Rhian brings the whore news and this one should sound familiar but it’s worth a rhi-play.

We end with some of the latest news from DJ Brother Darkness and his appearance on a TV Morning Show as a fan of one of the best mobile cuisine I’ve ever had: Tabe BBQ. Check them out. They kick ASS! They’re looking to work a little block party fun with DJ Brother Darkness and this should be a great coming summer. Enjoy this one in just under 55 minutes.

Have any opinions, thoughts, suggestions? Leave a comment at uncast.net or email us at uncast.net@gmail.com
Drunk? Wanna fuck? Have shit to say and text just ain’t going to get it done? CALL US! 619-940-4SEX

Check out Rhian and BigJim on Audiobuzzed and look up DJ Brother Darkness (Butch) at his website.

 

April 11, 2010

171: We Do When The Doing Needs Done

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171: We Do When The Doing Needs Done

We’re all over the place this week. Coming off of the latest episode of Lost (as of this recording), Victoria decides she wants a gift. We learn about a book written by a cat and it’s whacko owner. Victoria proclaims that for her Birthday, she wants someone to go with her to see Kenny Loggins.

The Awesome portion of the show starts with things that are NOT awesome, like a video game based on rape. Victoria presents us with another Awesome List and this one goes to eleven total! We laugh that people at Victoria’s work have noticed her arm tattoo but don’t know about or follow Uncast.

We go through some more memories of Universary weekend and review a few movies we watched about dancing. There’s a vampire running for President of the United States and we also learn why Twilight vampires are so hard to kill. Victoria introduces us to what’s happening in tween culture today and it’s as facepalmy as you’d think. We enjoy some lunch and conversation with Victoria’s ever entertaining parents and we learn that Shaniqua is black.

Lastly, Rhian brings us some more whore news and we are there to witness her viewing her first full length porn movie ever…and it SUCKED. Pun intended. After a short bit on chat roulette, we finally end this bitch around 1:29:44. That’s nearly 90 minutes of entertainment (well, outside of the 2 minutes of Justin Beiber talk and music) so I think it’s justified that you call us at 619-940-4SEX right now. We don’t care what you talk about, just have something to say and say it.

 

May 17, 2009

133: The Smile Train’s A-Comin’!

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133: The Smile Train’s A-Comin’!

This week we discuss the Gossip Girl finale, a high school softball pitching phenom and the Masturbate-A-Thon. We learn a number of things from how to be a movie snob to what the buffalo stance really is. We discuss things Daniel learned from podcasts including a letter to The Dah Theory about their recent episode 45. A cat has gotten half a million followers on Twitter so we have to rethink our marketing scheme for Cinnamon. We also ask the vital question: Who would you want on your unicorn, Neil Patrick Harris or William Shatner? Also, if you could time travel but outside of returning to current real time you could only go forward or backward, which would it be? Oh and Flash Mountain is back in business! Show those titties!

Two Notes this week:
First and foremost, congrats to ElleJ on her recent marriage! Enjoy Bermuda and a long happy life together!
Second and also important is June 27th at Casa De Uncast. That would be the date and location for our joint birthday party! If you haven’t already received an invite, it’s because we haven’t sent them out. Want to make sure you get on the invite list? Email us at uncast.net@gmail.com!

 

February 4, 2009

114: Sponge Shaft

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114: Sponge Shaft

Guess what? We has guests again as Butch joins us. We discuss the Royal Rumble, Five things you may not know about your penis, a classic airline complaint letter and the world now has it’s first openly-gay leader! All of this in 88 minutes!

Check out Butch at theisle.wordpress.com or www.butchrosser.net

 

January 29, 2009

113: Gay Chewbacca Is My Friend

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113: Gay Chewbacca Is My Friend

Rhian joins us again and she brings with her the first bit of whore news for 2009. We go over the inauguration of new President Barack Obama, the tale of how I went too far after recording episode 112 and of course Victoria has a list of more things she learned from TV this week.

Articles:
Nutty pieces of Obama merchandise
Barackula
Equine venereal disease
Criminal with vulgar facial tattoos

Runtime: 1 hour, 15 minutes, 30.5 seconds

 

January 15, 2009

111: The First Year Of The Show

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111: The First Year Of The Show

This episode with a very confusing title includes stories from our trip to Utah for Christmas, our New Years Eve, Victoria’s weekend getting her hair cut, a few movie reviews, things Victoria learned from TV and some truly awesome shit. Check it out, it’s the first show we’ve recorded in 2009 and it’s only 83 minutes long.

We need Rockband! Help us out by donating at www.uncast.net and let us know what it’s for.
While you’re there, check out our friends podcasts too!

 

November 8, 2008

104: Obamapalooza!

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104: Obamapalooza!

The election counts are over! We has change!

Victoria and I record a short little something for love and charity and the betterment of all mankind. Obama wins the Presidency, CA hates homosexuals and alternative fuels but loves animals and high-speed trains.

 

October 30, 2008

102: Horrific Things I Would Pay To See

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102: Horrific Things I Would Pay To See

We start right off this episode with Sarah Palin trying to make our children retarded. We have cow news, a new segment and Victoria has an awesome list. Of course there’s Game of the Week action and Things I Learned From TV. We question the reasoning behind some professional athletes having a pantsless party together, review a recent baby shower we attended which of course leads to a quick discussion on a baby with a rather interesting mutation and detail my new long vacation. Add in an article about connecting beer and religion and all of this gets wrapped up in under 54 minutes.

Go vote for us on Podcastawards.com! We’re nominated for the Entertainment category and need all the help we can get! Remember only one vote every 24 hours. Play fair! Also you might get emailed a verification request. If you don’t click the link on the email, your vote will not count!

Also, vote for Audiobuzzed, I Love Lard, The Jamhole, Brother Love Notes, Twentyhood, Tips From the Top Floor, Never Not Funny, Irish & Celtic Music Podcast and Typical Mac User

 

October 22, 2008

101: Introduction to Uncast

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101: Introduction to Uncast

Your lesson is about to begin!

We start easy with Tarot for Dummies, move on to a few observations and Daniel brings an awesome list to the table! After this, it gets a bit tougher with Kitlers, What Victoria learned from TV this week, the NFL season so far including recaps of weeks 6 & 7 and 3 games of the week with 2 results.

Question for the audience: For business cards, is it OK to use an MA even if your MA doesn’t have anything to do with your position? Phd?

We get a last minute email from a listener about show 100 and we end the show with our new personal political mottos.

ANNOUNCEMENT!
We have a few people to thank. Namely YOU! Thanks so much and your efforts paid off. We have indeed been nominated as one of the 10 finalists for the 2008 Entertainment Podcast of the Year. We have some friends who were finalists for Podcast Awards as well!

Starting October 23rd and once every 24 hours we need, want, beg and DEMAND that you go out and vote for the following shows:

People’s Choice: Irish & Celtic Music Podcast
Best Video Podcast: Brother Love Notes (support BroLo here)
Comedy: Never Not Funny
Education: Tips From The Top Floor
Entertainment: UNCAST!
Food and Drink: I Love Lard
General: Audiobuzzed
Mature: The Jamhole
Podsafe Music: Irish & Celtic Music Podcast

The rest you can vote based on wherever your heart leads you.

VOTE ONCE EVERY 24 HOURS STARTING THURSDAY OCT 23! Help us bring home the trophy!

 

October 11, 2008

099: Sorry I’m Out Of Service

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099: Sorry I’m Out Of Service

This episode is simple and to the point. We discuss the VP debate, bottomless party ideas, baseball and then move right into two surprises: a portable recording from the car after picking Rachel up from her dad’s apartment and late-night Uncast in bed and uncut. Now with loud backgrounds of car engines and a purring cat! All wrapped up nice for you in just over 50 minutes!

Song at the end: The Bedlam Bards – Black Leather Band
For those that appreciate old Irish folk music with a naughty twist!

 

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