December 27, 2009

161: You Really Aren’t Going to Use All Of It

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161: You Really Aren’t Going to Use All Of It

It’s Christmas Eve! Beer reviews are awesome since we loved every beer we put in our mouths. We scour Craigslist for some free things Santa can pick up to give the not-quite-as-good little boys and girls. Daniel caught his first flu of the year. A song from 1992 becomes England’s “Song of the Year” for 2009. Glad to see the Brits are nearly caught up with us Yanks. We go through upcoming NFL games including the Game of The Week and Victoria’s work party where she gets her idea of the best white elephant gift.

Hero of the Week: Hannah Hubbell from Texas. This six-year old kid saved the day and I felt her story deserved a bit of our time. Hope you’ll enjoy hearing about it. Is there really some list guys keep and they check off whenever they have sex with people who meet some criteria on that list? Has anyone ever completed their list? Victoria expresses her love for our listener, The Godfather. I’m not sure what brought that out but yeah. Victoria shares her observation that Keira Knightley has great lips for fellatio. I don’t argue. Would you like her to take care of you in such a fashion? We end the episode with a few stupid lists. Voila! All done in 3,789 seconds.

We’d like to congradulate our good friends and listeners, Rachel and Victor on their recent engagement. We wish you long lives of health and happiness together.

Please also go check out our friends from Audiobuzzed, The DaH Theory, Keith and The Girl, The Scream, The Litterbox Podcast, I Love Lard, Preferential Treatment and many many others by going to uncast.net and clicking their link in the right margin.

In the meantime, write us at uncast.net@gmail.com or leave a comment on uncast.net OR you can even call us at (619) 940-4SEX

 

December 20, 2009

160: But You Have No Vagina

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160: But You Have No Vagina

This week we ask the question: What is the real draw with mermaids when they have no vaginas? Does this also mean there are no lesbian mermaids? We review two movies: Across The Universe and A Christmas Story. Just make the whole neighborhood spit on the kid before you pour boiling water on his tongue. Serves him right, the fucking hippie. All you need is love? NOT WITH THE POLE!

We realize Michelle Duggar is actually a rat. Why else would you have a 19th baby but to feed it to the other kids? We dig into sports and discuss the World Cup draws and of course the Game of the Week. Victoria buys some high heels and quickly learns why women don’t wear these all the time. She visits Friends of Cats and more clearly defines a true kitteh thug. We have a little bit of a stupid disagreement over who’s iPod is better: her new orange Nano or his iTouch.

Victoria has an Awesome List! This one’s a good blend of various things so you’ll wanna hear it. We touch on Tiger briefly. OK that was probably a poor choice of words. We’ve found our perfect breakfast place: The Incredible Cafe in Rancho Bernardo. Go check it out. A Local strip club catches fire while we’re recording. We discuss the company “end of year” party. We realize during this party that we are opposites and Daniel refuses to be Paula. He works his magic hands on the box and is awesome. The food, was NOT awesome.

Victoria adds in a few juvenile takes on things like a Meat Stick Bonanza, Dutch Ovens and rape tomatoes. The weapon of choice: Corn syrup and glitter a la tar and feathering. You get all this in 72 minutes. Like it? Hate it? Tells us by leaving comments at uncast.net or emailing us at uncast.net@gmail.com OR CALL US! (619) 940-4SEX (4738)

 

August 22, 2009

147: Fuck You, You’re The Cat

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147: Fuck You, You’re The Cat

Right off the bat I warn you this is well over two hours long. We recorded this on the night of August 13th and again August 17th. Plus there’s a song at the end. It’s been too long since we put an episode out so I just put the two together without any real editing.

Victoria starts the show right off by making the claim that if Obama tells the press what his true favorite beer is, it will make children drink that beer. We do a few movie reviews including the girls review of 500 Days of Summer, Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince, Twilight and the last Broadway performance of RENT. The girls talk about their day at San Diego State University campus including how to do if you want to avoid getting penis up the butt on the trolley and our day visiting family.  We play a rousing game of Eat Kill or Fuck and I tell some things I learned from podcasts this week. There’s a bit of sports news (that is now OLD NEWS) and we discuss a few sex related articles just to annoy the sister.

Starting the second half the show we discuss our Anniversary night and Rachel’s weekend with her dad. We learn Victoria is the teenager of the couple. Then we move on to a couple lists from Sugarslam.com. KISS has a new album and we wonder who’s more of a sell-out: KISS for selling their album at Wal-Mart or Wal-Mart for selling their album. Victoria brings up some celebrity tweets and we bring a question to the table from our listener, Yummy Lane: why do people ask your opinion then tell you that your wrong? I follow that up by asking why ask for advice and then give a million reasons why you can’t follow it? Katy Perry also gives props for her awkward chest to God.

Links:
Go visit our new friends at Masters of None Podcast!
Also our dear friends at Litterbox Podcast. They’re joining us in the fight against Lupus. Go support them!
Five Incredibly Impractical Sexual Fetishes
36 Words You Should Never Say In Bed
20 Greatest High School Proms of All-Time
The 40 Hottest 25 and Under Female Celebrities
“God made my boobs bigger” – Katy Perry
Check out Rachel’s new favorite band: Metro Station
EAT HERE!!! Currant Restaurant for Absinthe Minded Fridays and their AWESOME popcorn and frites!

Go visit uncast.net and donate for Lupus and Victoria needs toys! Daniel needs beers!
Give us a call at our new phone line: (619) 940-4SEX that’s 619-940-4739

 

August 5, 2009

145: Awesome and The Glory Box

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145: Awesome and The Glory Box

This episode, recorded live, starts right off with Victoria being a racist Mick, beer tasting as usual and major Uncast news: WE HAVE A VOICEMAIL LINE NOW! Give us a call at 619-940-4SEX (4739) to send us a drunk message, some audio porn, comment on a show, ask a black or just say hi. Whatever you want to discuss, that’s the number to call.

We start off the episode by reflecting back on the last weekend. The DaHonays came to visit us and camp with their kids and their luscious neighbor, the insatiable Yummy Lane. We discover a new Coke machine called “Freestyle” that will likely never see the light of day. We jump right into movies including 8 conventional trailer styles that need to die and the latest movie we hate. Let me give you a clue: It rhymes with Learn After Breeding.

Daniel transitions from movies to sex with some more of his famous redactions. To be honest, they’ve become more things he’s proud of or things he can shake in our face a year later than redactions. We have a couple sexy articles including the Berlin Sex Academy and 10 Favorite Fetishes. Uncast bed now has new rules, Victoria searches for the best album to have sex to and she follows this up with an Awesome List! All in about 76 minutes!

 

July 15, 2009

143: Tour De Farce

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143: Tour De Farce

This is our first live show on ustream.tv! Thanks to all those who were there for the inaugural evening. We start the show right off with the news that we’ve finally reached 2007 and bought ourselves a couple new Blackberry Curves. We pimp out one of our favorite local breweries: Lightning Brewery. Check them out! Jim is an awesome guy and the beer is amazing! Stone’s the big dog in San Diego but the men of Lightning are our favorite brewers. We reminisce about our birthday party weekend, Fourth of July at the inlaws and two new additions to our video game collection: WWE vs RAW 2009 and Lego Star Wars.

So how did our Fourth of July go? Victoria’s dad is Hipster Patient Zero, I renew my hatred for PBR and Victoria is still an awesome cook! Victoria is down for repairs and she needs a new toy! You can send us a monetary donation or contact Victoria for the short list of toys she’s wanting most. Don’t worry, they’re not expensive! Victoria reviews a few movies she’s recently seen and we discuss 5 bizarre sexual conditions that can ruin your life. We discuss the crazy that was Michael Jackson’s funeral, a few things I learned from podcasts recently and the farce that is the Tour De Force. We give this to you in under 52 minutes. Enjoy the ride.

While you’re listening, check out www.uncast.net and donate! Victoria needs a new toy and 10% of every donation goes to the Lupus Foundation of America. Bring it on! Empty those wallets! When you’re done listening, check out some of our friends podcasts!

 

June 25, 2009

141: It’s Mah Birfday! Raowr!

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141: It’s Mah Birfday! Raowr!

Guess who’s birthday it is THIS episode? Victoria loves champagne and all of you in this episode. We head out to a great place called Ritual Tavern for birthdays/Father’s Day and enjoy a new hippy brew. We bring a few lists to the show including seven baffling criminal defenses and ten beers you must try this summer. Once she gets what she wants, she’s all of a sudden done with the show so this one is just 34:46 long. Enjoy!

 

May 14, 2009

132: Happy World Lupus Day

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132: Happy World Lupus Day

Welcome to another show! Rhian from Audiobuzzed joins us in an episode filled with moms, whores and babies. We celebrate Mother’s Day, discuss college applications, giving the love of your life a gay for Valentine’s Day and college application talk.

Victoria’s dad brings back some tequila and scotch from Mexico and we discuss Motherlover. It ain’t no Dick In A Box. Victoria learns more things this week and we discover Air Sex. We have to go. You have to come with us. Rhian brings us whore news and we remember the last weekend in Arizona one more time.

We end the show with baby names, casting for a new historical crime drama movie. we learn that Malley got lucky and we go through bachelorette parties and why women need to be surrounded by so much fake cock when they could easily get the real thing. The show notes are longer than the episode. This one’s about an hour ten.

Links:
Mom Sourcing
Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde Casting
Top Baby Names
Keith Malley got lucky

 

May 10, 2009

131: It Was Extra Coordinary

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131: It Was Extra Coordinary

Start right off this week discussing alcoholic beverages and a wonderful date night. We mix in some zombie talk and images that might remind one of a porno slasher film. We headed out to Arizona for the weekend to celebrate a special birthday with The DaH Theory : MrDaH turned 38! Road trips are awesome and spending a weekend with the DaHonays is even more awesome. Victoria learns a few things and brings us an Awesome List. Oh, and we finally read some comments and notes from our listeners! Yes folks, we know you’re out there and we smell what you’re cookin! 62 minutes in, we’re done!

Links for the week:
Photographs from our weekend in DaHville!
You Can Freeze Anything

 

March 22, 2009

121: Unniversary II – Eclectic Cockatoo

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121: Unniversary II – Eclectic Cockatoo

We start the show off with a list of things that worked in the last year and things that didn’t. The Dahonays surprise us with an Uncast Awesome List. We talk about how we got started and what inspired us to do a podcast. I start out my “Things I Learned From Podcasts” and Victoria gives up Jesus for cookies. She does hand out “Things I Learned From TV” so all’s well. We bring our own Awesome List for Year Two into the show and the show drops into chaos from there. It’s over two hours of awesome! Why are you still reading this? Start listening!

Links:
The Dah Theory
Audiobuzzed
I Love Lard
Keith and The Girl
Digital Photography: Tips From the Top Floor
Irish & Celtic Music Podcast
Medical Miracle

 

February 19, 2009

116: Eat Before You Come

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116: Eat Before You Come

Rhian joins us again! So of course there’s whore news, the normal things Victoria learned from TV, a new awesome list and a review of a party Aaron and Amanda held in Butch’s honor last week.

Oh and I have a job! Or well at least it’s temporary for now. If all goes well I’ll be officially employed by mid-May. We recap our Valentine’s day and then go through a few articles including celebrity reactions to the Rhianna-Chris Brown incident, a new San Diego based fake news site and a school thinks special ed students can’t handle the cold, even during a bomb scare.

Links:
Turd Meringues
Special Ed Class Left Behind in Bomb Scare
San Diego Headliner

Unniversary II is March 14th! Save the date and be there or miss out! If you’d like to attend, email us and we’ll provide you further information.

 

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