276: I Would Turn Her Into A Girl Snork

As always happens when Butch happens, this runs long; like an hour 46 long.This episode starts with pink eye and corncob pipes. We have two eyes and two lungs. We only need one of each, right? Okay so survey #1 of the episode is Spongebob: pitcher or catcher? Either way, we know the Snorks are great at oral sex, hence the show title. Beer of the Week starts with a Bootlegger’s beer and Stochasticity Project.

 

Cinnamon cannot be contained by one box. This of course brings us to discussing Ellen Page. Victoria is obsessed with Animal Crossing. Yes, still. Insert awkward segue to Valentine’s Day. It was one of our favorite Valentine’s Days of all time. We hit Brabant Cafe, the Stone store in South Park, Station Tavern, and Eclipse Chocolate before seeing a NOT funny Brian Regan at Balboa Theatre. We did like the opening act.

 

Ask A Black gives us survey #2 is Victoria racist if she dresses up like K.C. and JoJo? No. You should dress up as KC and find a white chick with a big ass. Butch brings up the fact that Dick Van Dyke is one of the best TV shows of all time. Everyone should also watch Pete Seeger: The Power of Song. There are also awesome biographical documentaries on Johnny Carson and Mel Brooks to watch as well.

 

Butch contributes to the show by introducing us to SochiOnTinder.tumblr.com and that which is sexual debauchery that is the Olympic Village and our idea to monetize this. This brings survey #3: What Olympic sport breeds the best lovers? This oddly has nothing to do with the segue into Butch discussing his birthday weekend…or what he remembers of it. Think “Wrecking So Close” followed by “You’re the One That I Want In the Next Episode” and then “Psychosocial Baby” at Midnight. You can get the Tribute Mix and some cool playlists of tunes on Butch’s 8Tracks page. Also check out his “Best Coast Bias” posts on The Wrestling Blog and occasional posts on TWiB once it gets going full on again.

Also, go check out Victoria’s other podcast with Andrea, Clusterpop along with lushrain.com for her blog. Daniel still has a blog going at Uncast.Tumblr.com with hopes of it growing up to be a real boy on WordPress one day. Oh and GIVE US A CALL! 619-940-4SEX

272: Christmas In My Mouth

For the last Uncast episode recorded in 2013, Daniel and Cronut The Magnificent give you a very reasonable rule to live by: if Charlie Sheen’s mouth has been there, you may not want to be there. Beer is tasted and Daniel recalls an awesome Friday evening with Butch at a place that specializes in Belgian beers, a place where you can drink beer and play arcade games, a hip coffee house and TWO Stone Company Stores.

Victoria gets a new haircut (bangs!) and then we go through our 13 favorite things from 2013. Send us YOUR favorites!We have ideas for new children’s books, ornaments for the tree, and the best subreddit ever.

Links:

Coin-Op Game Room

Stone Company Store on Kettner

Lestat’s Coffee House

Brabant Bar & Cafe

 270: Spicy Clown

Insert radio voice here. We enjoyed the Stone Brewing four bastards of the apocalypse and Ommegang Game of Thrones Take the Black Stout. We get into various talks of video games, white girl things and a few weird news stories from over a month ago. Check it out!

269: Pussy Dragon

This episode is brought to you by the letter A and the number 5! Andrea joins us and we get right down to it. While the early episode is a bit NSFL, the rest of the episode is worth keeping your lunch down. It’s autumn and that means white chick heaven: all things pumpkin. On Uncast, this means a plethora of pumpkin ales.

Mid-September through Mid-October was full of epic activity. We start with Daniel epic fail at the San Diego Festival of Beer. The mantra of the night was, “give it to Daniel, he’ll drink anything!” That’s me, the Liquid Mouth Slut. Let’s just say it didn’t end well. Props to the Dahs for not letting him drive and hosting him in their posh hotel room.

Victoria follows the same road a week later during Scotch and CAH (Cards Against Humanity) and we may never be allowed in The Local again. The car will certainly never forget that night. Yeesh.

The following weekend, we start off with epic breakfast at Bonnie Jean’s Soul Food and Monkey Paw Pub and Brewery. This is where we split. Daniel and Butch head to Hamilton’s Tavern and a great night with an old friend. Thanks to Porsha for an epic dinner and even more epic breakfast.

Meanwhile, Victoria and Andrea have a great couple of days together, including a seeing Travis in concert, followed by a great brunch at Westgate Hotel and beer. At the same time, the Casa Crew enjoy 14 hours of football and two baseball playoff games. Daniel, Victoria and Andrea then meet up for Burger Lounge, which is one of the best burgers in San Diego.

Beer number two takes a while to grow on you. Drink a few sips, wait a bit, drink a bit more and then each drink will taste better the last. This somehow gets into our fear of the medical system and we end with Victoria’s epic Awesome List!

267: Can’t Trade Boobs For Wood

Victoria brings us an Awesome List and a laundry list of wild news pieces. We discuss our last week with Andrea, an Otter eating an Alligator and a few geek items. Oh yeah you didn’t think we’d forget the beer did you? We didn’t. It’s an EPIC Mash.

Links:

Corvette Diner

Watch Table Top

Point Loma Seafood

http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-08-07/theres-an-opening-for-gang-bang-operator-in-bloomington-minnesota/

http://www.themarysue.com/hunger-games-summer-camp/

http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-08-05/spa-is-charging-180-for-the-bird-poop-facial/

265: 25 Minutes

Butch joins us again for another show. We begin talking music and Victoria’s celebrity name fails. We also ask the audience if any of you still watches or cares about America’s Next Top Model. We enjoy the first beer of the week and somehow this brings us to a particular retired NASCAR driver. This of course leads to racism. We then discuss our birthdays, including Victoria’s gift to Daniel of his very own real noble title. He is now Lord Daniel of Sealand.

It has begun. Thanks a lot, Victoria…for your mustache.

Table Top is totally awesome. After this show is over, you should definitely go watch episodes of that show. Due to Table Top, we’ve started collecting cool games and we’re going to try having a monthly game brunch at the Casa. Spence drops by and shit gets real. Victoria + Vampire Diaries + /r/clopclop = WTF * ImGoinToHellForThis. Victoria also contemplated playing “Cards Against Humanity” with her parents. We talk about a moment where I interjected masturbating breakfast with Life On Mars. Then there’s cookie monster in the corner rocking back and forth while Grover sings Get Lucky. Somehow incest blends into Infinite Jest. Unlike the title, this one is 58 minutes long.

263: Knock Knock Knocking on Past Ghost’s Door

This is Victoria recapping a show I wasn’t on. This is what the “bros” discussed:

-we’re old
-we like bacon…suprised? seriously? you made it this far…
-memories!!!! but not remembering well.. we’re old
-confidence is your friend
-who is the oldest friend… Like a dick measuring contest but with fantasy baseball instead of whipping it out.
-Where? The Warehouse. If you are old and American, you get it.
-Starter, Members Only, Pro-wings, Kangaroos… they are talking clothes people.
-surprise boners

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