232: G-Spot Magician

Rhizzy Vizzy Deezy Beautiful Cover Girl! Grab both of your fists and put good stuff in your mouth while we put good stuff in your ear. The fallen angels are horny and it’s Christmas time. We discuss the need for donations, both for getting Rhian to the Mayo Clinic and to produce an Uncast porn video (or pictures if your donation is cheap). This also leads to doing a 50’s style PSA video on “How To Host An Orgy”.

Victoria finds an article with Gift Guides for sex toy enthusiasts. Victoria brings us her Christmas Awesome List and Rhian has a story about a dear baby seal who just wanted a nap on the couch. We also learn about the sungrazer comet that wouldn’t die. Rhian brings us Whore News including a banning of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

NAME DANIEL’S PENIS! You have until January 7th but don’t wait.
We missed doing 227 the right way! Aww remeniscing is fun. Rhian likes to do things like the first time. We get into beer of the week and we lose Victoria’s attention. That’s right, she surfs the web and plays games during the show. Rhian agrees to come out to San Diego to help out around the Casa.

Victoria introduces the randomness of her mind and starts by stating the obvious: people need a license to make microwave popcorn in an unventilated area. Rhian and Daniel of course reminds us of the food fails that everyone already won’t let us live down. Victoria also shares her need for bourbon barrels so she can age everything in bourbon barrels. Daniel brings up Coca-Cola. Victoria then rants a bit about annoying tweets. We could go on about this for hours but we only spend a few minutes on it before moving on to Vivi’s two current crushes from Parks & Rec. She ends the segment by reminding us that we should not compare our relationships to those in Twilight. She’s QUITE excited about seeing Breaking Dawn: Part 1, btw.

Rhian and Victoria plan concert plans and this leads into a fan biting Britney Spears during her lap dance routine. Rhian brings up a Bitchin’ Kitchen article about the 5 Girly Drinks Guys Shouldn’t Be Ashamed To Drink. Rhian has to ask America what the fuck is wrong with us declaring pizza a vegetable. Rhian brings us some whore news where we learn about Niagra and fingerprinting strippers. We end the show by choosing the finalists for the “Name Daniel’s Penis” contest. The Poll will be up shortly and you will have at least a month to get your votes in! That was not meant as a euphemism but there ya go. We get this all in 69:54.

Victoria of the bitten boob, Rhian of the dry boob, Daniel says “It ain’t just my dick that heals!” This week we learn Rhian rides vacuums, you don’t bring a broom to a mop fight and don’t be a dick about not liking things. We check out Garfunkel & Oates live, Rhian has an MRI and a terrible fall and we spend a night tracking a falling satellite. There’s Superkid Nails, a couple movie reviews and we learn to use Grover as a verb. Victoria shares her strange obsesions and Daniel has to 9,000 up her. We ask for fan participation in this one. What are your thoughts on what it would be like to have the genitalia you lack? Rhian brings us articles on Guinea Pig Dating Services and Naked Protests in San Francisco. Anyone surprised at that last one? No? Me neither. It’s hecka sexy. So is this episode. All in an hour, 42 minutes, 50 seconds of hawtness.

We start the show right off with a selection from our new favorite brewery, Mazanita Brewery. Victoria wants everything that goes in her mouth to have a caramel center. We switch that to wanting pot butter in the middle of everything we eat or drink. We admit becoming too obsessed with Sims Social. This week we learn that Rhian doesn’t know who Ayn Rand is.Victoria’s article of the week is the 10 Insulting Words You Should Know. We review a couple of movies we recently watched: “The Town” and “The Adjustment Bureau”. Now we want dapper hats. We all brave through a disturbing new commercial for Luvs Diapers. Daniel brings 8 Essential Bacon Hacks and the 11 Most Unlikely Fetishesbecause he’s all about bacon and sex.Gumby tries to rob a local 7-11 and loses 27 cents out of the whole thing. Do you like fucking rafts? Well, Rhian brings the story for you. Apparently, it’s illegal in Ohio! Victoria brings an Awesome List and we end by talking more about our “Name Daniel’s Penis” contest. This show is 101 minutes of bescummin!!

WE WANT YOU!
Daniel’s penis needs a moniker fit to describe his magical manhood. So email, leave a comment at uncast.net, call 619-940-4SEX or leave the names on reply to one of us on Twitter or post it on Facebook. We’re taking entries until November 18th. Winner will get a large prize package including music and schwag from GuitarRob of Trainwreck In Sarasota fame.
We jump all over a couple of Manzanita beers and rave on both. Victoria gets talking about “The Wire” and phrases she can’t stop saying. There’s a cake hotel for all of us. We share some cool quotes from a Twitter buddy. We hear a story of a Japanese cock glued to a man’s hand and the Handerpants that made his life so much easier. We learn Sinead O’Connor is horny and loves anal. This leads to debate over hating artists simply because it’s cool to hate them and whether that’s truly fair or not.

Rhi brings us a hoax warning that there’s a panda on the rampage. Rhi rounds it out with some Whore News! We learn about slores and the slut gene! We’ve kept this one a bit shorter for you since last week’s ran so long. It’s only 45 minutes!

Rachel’s last appearance as an In-Casa guest on the show before returning home. we down the easily drinkable beer of the week and learn Canada’s Mountain Dew has no caffeine! Meanwhile in America, you can get drugs through the drive-thru. We ponder whether that includes cocaine, while transitioning seamlessly to new tattoo days for Rachel and Vivi.

Daniel talks about coming down with a bit of food poisoning or maybe just a stomach virus but Victoria promptly makes fun of him about it. Seriously though, I had no better nurses this week than the three women on this episode.To transition nicely, Rhian asks wtf is up with hillbilly handfishing? This brings us to the discussion of fishing which naturally goes into the question of what exactly it is Atheists really believe or not or whatever.

Victoria, Rachel and Daniel watched the last installment of the Harry Potter movie series. In fact, the girls saw it three times in two weeks and there’s been a month straight of HP obsession in the house. Rhian tries to justify Canada’s Civic Holiday. There’s nothing more to it than that. It’s just a government issued reason for everyone to have the day off. We go through a list of holidays we need to add to the list. This includes our birthdays and a stronger support for Victoria Day in America.

Apparently Russia has just now considered beer an alcoholic beverage. Ottawa celebrates Tom Green Day and Rhian shares some stories of his college days, since they were in the same university and department at about the same time. She mentions he was a douchebag back then and also brings back how Alanis Morrisette was the same back in her school days. Rhian brings us some whore news! This one is a Facebook page against Stupid Whores. Apparently it’s a group that just hates girls that are into superficial stuff.

Push our Friends!
Trainwreck in Sarasota
Whatthejules.com
AmHam Show
I Love Lard
DJ Brother Darkness
makingangelscry.blogspot.com
TIltedhalocast.com

201: Wow, I Thought It’d Be Bigger

Rhian returns again for another episode of Uncast! In fact, the show starts with talk of her evolution as a guest on the show. We enjoy a little beer and a little backtalk as always. Add in a night of drinking, Rhian’s first viewing of “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World” and a day of sun and margaritas. Mix in a grooming decision gone wrong, a dessert pairing of the Gods and The Academy Awards.  Victoria brings us a few things from her mind, Daniel brings things he learned from podcasts and we share a sports moment before ending it all with Whore News.

200: Lots Of Things Have Holes

Quote of the night: “If the nurses didn’t do me, then I probably didn’t get done”

Party in the Casa as Uncast celebrates episode 200. Hand mics all around means lots of static and a desk mic on the fritz. God and Master & Commander host a house full of freaks, geeks and weirdos. If you were there, you figure out which one you would marry, which you would f*k and which you would kill. We found out Prince is a nice ladyboy. We start a rousing game of “Really” where everyone drinks whenever Daniel says “Really”. This would turn into a game of “What’s wrong with you” where we drink everytime Rhian asks Daniel that question.

We pass around the bowl and play a blended game of truth & FMK. God spends most of the show trying to remain relevant. Victoria references a Buddy Rich joke without giving credit, followed up closely by a Mallrats reference. Hammocks & Volkswagons. We discuss the comfortability of sex on a pile of dying babies. We proceed to learn a lot about our guests. For instance, Allison would fuck a swan, Lura hates short people, Daniel is a pyro, Victoria wants to be Vishnu, Rhian didn’t start masturbating until her early 30s, Amy got caught by her landlord and   Butch once brought a woman back to life with a “Magic Chocolate Pill”. We go on to discuss odd sexual fantasies at length. We sing Happy Birthday (now 3 weeks late) to our pal Lambboy. Jim helps us end the show with a few FMK questions. By the end of this episode you’ll want to duct tape God and leave him in a closet within a cold abandoned warehouse in a seedy part of town.

197: Rumors

Rhian joins us again and Victoria tries to derail us right off with Juggalo talk. We talk about beer a bit and review the Golden Globes. Hint: snore. We discuss our 2nd Christmas, dubbed “Rhi-mas” and our visits to a couple local pubs we love: O’Brien’s Pub in Kearny Mesa and Phileas Fogg’s Pub in Poway. Victoria had a zombie dream and the girls discuss a homemade fleshlight. Rhian brings in some whore news about a man suing an escort service and a woman rubbing one out in a van. Victoria brings us an Awesome List! One paragraph of notes for an hour, 25 minute episode.

196: That’s What Rhi Said

Rhian is back in Cali! We enjoy some beer together and record together in person for the first time in about 9 months. We start off with Victoria craving ginger. We discuss Rhian’s trip and our first few days together. The girls discuss a horrible new show, “Live to Dance”.

Daniel comes strong with some more things he learned from podcasts and we all come out of it a little stronger and a little wiser. We pay hommage to Butch and discuss how Firefly and Mad Men are so similar they may just be the same show. How is this an hommage to Butch? Check out episode 7! All three parts. We review three movies we recently saw and will be reviewing more to come as this is the winter of movies. Victoria brings us the ten things not to say on Twitter after sex and Rhi contributes some whore news. This is sizable at two hours and 56 seconds of awesome.

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