January 23, 2008

049: Orange Fuck You Up the Ass

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049: Orange Fuck You Up the Ass

Butch joins us again as we discuss drinking, a get together to meet our favorite Kiwis, giant white cock and Butch reaches a new low.

Victoria teaches us that it’s not the size of your cupcake, it’s what you call it. We talk about strange baby naming strategies and try to convince Victoria that Tony Sinclair is annoying. We taste test the new Cherry Chocolate Dr Pepper and in the end we all want to go where everybody knows your name…or at least what brand you drink.

 

January 18, 2008

048: I’m Peter Falking Her

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048: I’m Peter Falking Her

We start this right off with an apology. I let everyone know that Victoria is not a racist for thinking Nate and Snoop Dogg are related. They are in fact cousins.

Now moving on we do learn later that she is a bigot. Well you say tomato, I say go fuck yourself. We go through the losers from American Idol, which of course are the ones who watch. That would be us for anyone counting.

We rename smores brownies “Smrownies” and I have more redactions to make from old episodes. Did you all do your homework? This one weighs in at 47:21.

 

January 15, 2008

047: The News Is Not Taped

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047: The News Is Not Taped

This week there’s plenty to talk about from the NFL playoffs, thoughtless co-workers, Victoria’s review of Sweeney Todd and a return of everyone’s favorite segment: Daniel’s Redactions. That’s right folks, it’s back!

Oh and did I forget? We learn a little Irish as well. You have to listen to the end this time. This one coming in at 47:19.

 

October 16, 2007

032: I’ve Got a Thing About Jesus

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032: I’ve Got a Thing About Jesus

This week we catch up. Topics include photography, food, drink, tattoos, In the Buff, Comics, shoes, sex and much more!

Check out photos I took at the Photography Workshop: www.flickr.com/photos/czzyzx41
Check out more photos from the workshop: Flickr tag for tfttfws4
Check out Digital Photography: Tips From the Top Floor: www.tipsfromthetopfloor.com

The tattoo:

 

September 18, 2007

028: Cause That Would Be Awesome

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028: Cause That Would Be Awesome

In this episode we learn that Victoria may be suffering from PCOS (see this link for more info). We discuss our new lifestyle of diet and exercise which we hope will lead to better health and thinner waists. Victoria asks us all what our getup and go song is. Ours is “Push” by Brother Love. I ask us all why there are so few child stars that grow up to be normal and we both want to hold magic bullet parties though she’s thinking about food.

Some co-workers of hers buy shit from partylite and it baffles Victoria. She introduces us to Ravelry. She’s gotten back into knitting folks. Watch out!
We discuss kisses, pussy and breast feeding. Then there’s a bit of a look back to past episodes and we end it with class as usual…a new revelation.

Oh and there’s asking for votes on Podcast Alley, Bloggers Choice Awards and iTunes reviews. All the other pertinent links are on that sidebar there to your right.

 

August 31, 2007

025: People of the Future Will Need Your Fortunes

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025: People of the Future Will Need Your Fortunes

We begin this episode examining a scratch on Victoria’s leg and Infoquest. All seems lost until we start asking the real hard hitting questions:

1. Do you subscribe to the “You had to be a fan before X album in order to be considered a true fan” philosophy?
2. Which bands that are still considered respectable did you love in their prime but now you don’t like?
3. Going vice versa…which did you dislike in their prime but now you like them?
Also the newest deathmatch poll: Cujo vs. Michael Vick. Who wins?

We debate the Vegoose Music Festival vs Street Scene and we announce an upcoming concert. I have my rant of the week against people with stupid bumper stickers and window decals.

PSA from Uncast: Watch Doctor Who & read “The Sweet Hereafter” by Russell Banks

We solicit advice from parents and I go through the first 13 episodes of Uncast, redacting some comments I’ve made. Through this walk through time we learn that Victoria’s ass is like a fortune cookie, Jesus is like bacon and Obama is going to have to work extra hard at getting the Jew vote.

We also cordially invite you to join us for the Buffy-Oke screening of “Once More With Feeling” at the Ken Cinemas at midnight on October 5 & 6.

 

August 10, 2007

021: We All Can’t Be Jesus

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021: We All Can’t Be Jesus

This week it’s just Victoria and I while Rachel is visiting with family.

Discussion includes a review of “Elizabeth”, Weakest Songs by Badass Bands, Victoria’s New Love and as always a few interesting stories. One of them involves nudity! Woo-hoo!

 

June 19, 2007

014: It All Comes Back to Poles

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014: It All Comes Back to Poles

We have new guests this week! Aaron and Becky join us for a show while we celebrate my birthday.

This week we discuss shopping at the San Diego County Fair with your parents, whether or not ninjas have a code of honor, shows to watch on BBC America, inappropriate hand waving to songs like “Delilah” and “Hey Joe”, playing Marvin Gaye songs behind Father’s Day clips, mullets and skullets and we surf stories on the net.

Father’s Day was Sunday so we tell a few dad stories including the following: Aaron’s dad is a sentimental fool, Becky’s dad is a racist, Victoria’s dad is like Harry Carey and my dad liked to make slides back in the day.

We also discuss things we found out about our parents that we wish we could wash from our minds, the fact that Pamela Anderson is the gateway from Rock to Reality TV and Aaron ruins his reputation by confessing his love for Jersey Girl and Last Action Hero. We also somehow work Jesus and zombies in at the end. Can’t have an episode without ‘em!

 

June 16, 2007

013: Mr Take Over Pants

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013: Mr Take Over Pants

In this episode Victoria and I discuss the death of a very young loved one, Victoria finds a new hubbie thanks to a little game called MASH and we discuss the corrupt practices girls engage in when playing this game. We discuss the different vegetarian types, directional tourettes and Cinnamon consoles me in my grief.

MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP!! I want money!

Victoria saw Hairspray and loved it. She also gives her very last solo Awesome List. We go over the Lazy Philanthropist and discuss Zombie Walk 2007. I confront Victoria on her obsession with the casual encounters section of Craigslist. You’ll never guess how this one ends.

 

June 14, 2007

012: It Tastes Like Evil

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012: It Tastes Like Evil
We’ve got Butch with us once again. This time we try a little thing we call “Topical Russian Roulette”. Among the topics we discuss, Victoria claims Barack Obama as a friend, Butch lays down the gauntlet on fellow listeners and I discuss the air in Rome. I come up with the perfect exit strategy in the case of a zombie invasion, Victoria expresses a love for the chocolate and Butch tries Doritos X-13D for the first time. We get through curse words, baby names, Labron James, sounds you love and hate, the perfection that is bacon and of course pirates and ninjas make their way into the podcast as well.
 

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