December 21, 2010

194: An Evil Warlock Named Santa

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194: An Evil Warlock Named Santa

Christmas episode! We start off with Victoria wanting alcoholic candies and we jump into some awesome beers that we got from Masters of None. We briefly discuss Don’t Ask Don’t Tell being repealed but what can we say other than, “YAY! It’s about time!” So we jump into what I thought would be a short bit on the Periodic Table getting a makeover and well, shit blew the fuck up.

Victoria brings out her theory on elves and this, like blooms into pure genius if we do say so ourselves. Santa’s year long identity MAY be revealed in this episode. We discuss a few o our favorite Christmas traditions and memories. Victoria wants to take down the old Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer TV Special and frankly I can’t argue with her. I try to talk about sports a bit but that falls flat and we end the show with a SPAM call to our Google Voice line. See what happens when you peeps don’t call? You only have yourself to blame.

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November 30, 2010

192: Fuckin Awesome

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192: Fuckin Awesome

This week it’s Thanksgiving and it’s fucking cold! Notes are short and to the point. Victoria’s musical tastes have deteriorated and she explains how. We enjoyed a great Thanksgiving with family and a great trip to Arizona with the Dahonays who are like family. We enjoyed a great holiday beer and we talk about this whole TSA thing a bit. All wrapped up in just over an hour. How neat is that?!

 

August 24, 2010

185: Shanks

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185: Shanks

Rhian joins us this week as we record on Victoria and Daniel’s 11th Wedding Anniversary! We start right off with talk of hentai, passive-aggressive doms and a vampire with shivs instead of fangs. Daniel gives the world a new cocktail and Victoria creates her own. We discuss Sims and of course Victoria’s need for a moat comes back into play.

Victoria and Daniel spend a day out including seeing “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World” and testing out Lightning Brewery’s Cream Ale. Later on we go to Cuchina Urbana and fall in love all over again. Victoria makes a ring of awesome for breakfast and we enjoy a great Anniversary together.

Victoria comes up with an idea of Cinnamon travelling the country telling her version of the Aristocrats joke. Victoria also tries to start a loud conversation about furries in the restaurant and this somehow brings up accidental dog fucking. Someone tell us how that’s even possible. She follows this up with an article on the Six Songs Used To Torture People. Victoria comes to the realization that Alan Moore was paranoid and crazy.  She adds a bathroom story and this leads us into Rhian’s “Whore News”. We end the episode with a list of things Victoria is missing this weekend or rather the weekend this episode was recorded.

 

July 21, 2010

181: I Need Help!

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181: I Need Help!

Victoria starts this show right off by assuming she has the power to kill celebrities. This week: Harvey Pekar. Then she blames it on LeBron leaving Cleveland. We segue from that to a stream of conscience hair metal conversation stemming from some more lyrics Victoria has a problem with. This week: Poison’s “Something To Believe In”.  We also learn why we need to either keep brownies away from Victoria or we need to record when she has them.

Victoria decided she needs a minion for Sloth Sundays. She thinks about giving Cinnamon opposable thumbs, having kids, hiring teens, buying a servant boy. We discusses the newest experiment from Carl’s Jr and how disgusting it sounds. The World Cup is over and apparently the team of hot models won. Who’d have known? Victoria gives us a list of things to help us cope with the end of the World Cup.

Victoria has an awesome list! This one includes Comic-Con discussions and reading among a various amount of other things. Victoria reviews two movies she saw recently: Get Him To The Greek and AdventureLand. Daniel comes in with some things he learned from podcasts, we go over mummies and zombies (AGAIN) for those who still need help and we talk about our Fourth of July celebration. We each recommend a few things for you all to check out and end the show with some more Church of Awesome ideas.

Links For the Week
Story about Carl’s Jr. Footlong Cheeseburger
How To Cope With the End of the World Cup
Rhian’s Blog
Dr Snit’s Blog
Children’s Hospital
Comedy Death Ray

 

July 7, 2010

179: No Homo

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179: No Homo

This was recorded June 21st! Hurray us for getting shows out..on..time..or not. Hey! Rhian from Audiobuzzed joins us to celebrate! The Victoria is too Posh tonight. We discuss the latest episode of The Boondocks and the way Tyler Perry got torn to shreds by Aaron McGruder. The area surrounding Rhi has gotten some visitations by large animals and we don’t mean Big Jim. In literary news, we learn that “meece” or “meese” has nothing to do with moose or mice. No matter what Urban Dictionary says. We also discuss kangaroos and whether they can punch their own stomachs. VERY interesting indeed!

We truly enjoyed this week’s Beer of The Week: Stone’s 14th Anniversary Emperial IPA. Victoria has decided to eliminate card giving at work. Everyone just writes the same shit in every card so it’s not really that personalized. She did get some awesome gifts from Becky, though. Meanwhile, I had one of the best Birthdays EVER! Want to know? LISTEN TO THE SHOW!!! We have a bevvy of calls to the Uncast Line just as we’re getting into a little question: Does every vampire series need to include werewolves ever since Underworld came out?! True Blood has ‘em, The Gates has ‘em, The Twilight Series has ‘em and we’re getting sick of them.

Rhian brings a bit of whore news with the MuchMusic Awards which were held in mid-June. We wonder why Canadian musical acts can’t show up to a Canadian Music Awards show. We wonder why the fuck a 17-year old girl is walking around in a skirt/dress without underwear on. We spend a long time shitting on a number of celebrities from the Awards show. Of course there’s World Cup news long long behind the now and we end with Vivi’s story from a ballgame including a review of the Proper Gastropub in San Diego. We do all this in 61:52. CALL US at 619-940-4SEX or comment at uncast.net! We miss hearing from our listeners!

 

March 24, 2010

169: From Dick Sucking to Kooza

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169: From Dick Sucking to Kooza

We recorded this episode on St Patrick’s Day, exactly 3 years since we recorded our first show. We review Cirque de Soleil KOOZA including the realization that Cirque de Soleil is French for “Solar Bukkake” which gets Victoria asking all sorts of questions. All we know is they all must have amazing sex. Victoria tries to get us all sick.

Rhian brings us some news on Canadian money, Victoria wants death metal with fluffy lyrics and people with wireless headphones should keep what they hear to themselves. We spent a weekend north of LA with family and we review a couple of kids movies. Victoria brings back “Things I Learned from TV” and we of course have to end with a list. It’s not awesome but it’s worth your time. I hope.

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February 25, 2010

167: Canadian Invasion

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167: Canadian Invasion

We’re being invaded by Canucks! SickRick joins us from Toronto this week along with our Whorespondant Rhian who is of course still visiting until the end of March. We talk beer, Valentine’s Day (including an amazing dinner at Zocalo Grill), the Olympics and the most useless sport in the Winter Olympics.

Articles this week include Askmen.com’s 10 Reasons Not To Get Married. Ten dumbest if you ask us. We also contemplate what we might do with Cinnamon if she crashed out first at a party. We went to see Le Ballet Trockadero de Monte Carlo and it was fabulous! Rhian brings us some whore news and we got a bit of a comment on uncast.net and we discuss it. We end the show with another Awesome List and finish in 53 minutes and 50 seconds.

Give us a call dammit! 619-940-4SEX! The question this week: How do you feel about Olympic Pole Dancing as a sport? Have an opinion on something you heard on today’s show? Leave a comment at uncast.net or email us at uncast.net@gmail.com. Want to help support the show and make sure it keeps going? Hate us and want to buy us off so we’ll stop recording? DONATE DONATE DONATE!

 

January 17, 2010

163: Inter-species Free-Ballin’

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163: Inter-species Free-Ballin’

First show of the year and it’s only a two and a half weeks old. We have Rhian IN STUDIO! We reminisce about our weekend in Sacramento welcoming in the New Year with our dear friends (and recently engaged) Rachel and Victor. Loads of breweries and fireworks and champagne and great foods and friends and things. Love it. Adding in some Facebook comments, whore news of course and Noah’s Space Ark? Ah well, just enjoy it already! It’s only 57 minutes long!

Got comments, stories, opinions or things you want us to discuss? Leave comments on our shows at uncast.net! Got sexy pictures of yourself you’d like to share with us? Email us at uncast.net@gmail.com and as always please call us at (619) 940-4SEX

Links of the week:
Unruly Airline Passenger
Shhh! Daddy’s Workin’
Canadian Whores Get Media Training
Canadian Sex Trade Wiki
Bit of MMJ Justice

 

December 27, 2009

161: You Really Aren’t Going to Use All Of It

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161: You Really Aren’t Going to Use All Of It

It’s Christmas Eve! Beer reviews are awesome since we loved every beer we put in our mouths. We scour Craigslist for some free things Santa can pick up to give the not-quite-as-good little boys and girls. Daniel caught his first flu of the year. A song from 1992 becomes England’s “Song of the Year” for 2009. Glad to see the Brits are nearly caught up with us Yanks. We go through upcoming NFL games including the Game of The Week and Victoria’s work party where she gets her idea of the best white elephant gift.

Hero of the Week: Hannah Hubbell from Texas. This six-year old kid saved the day and I felt her story deserved a bit of our time. Hope you’ll enjoy hearing about it. Is there really some list guys keep and they check off whenever they have sex with people who meet some criteria on that list? Has anyone ever completed their list? Victoria expresses her love for our listener, The Godfather. I’m not sure what brought that out but yeah. Victoria shares her observation that Keira Knightley has great lips for fellatio. I don’t argue. Would you like her to take care of you in such a fashion? We end the episode with a few stupid lists. Voila! All done in 3,789 seconds.

We’d like to congradulate our good friends and listeners, Rachel and Victor on their recent engagement. We wish you long lives of health and happiness together.

Please also go check out our friends from Audiobuzzed, The DaH Theory, Keith and The Girl, The Scream, The Litterbox Podcast, I Love Lard, Preferential Treatment and many many others by going to uncast.net and clicking their link in the right margin.

In the meantime, write us at uncast.net@gmail.com or leave a comment on uncast.net OR you can even call us at (619) 940-4SEX

 

August 22, 2009

147: Fuck You, You’re The Cat

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147: Fuck You, You’re The Cat

Right off the bat I warn you this is well over two hours long. We recorded this on the night of August 13th and again August 17th. Plus there’s a song at the end. It’s been too long since we put an episode out so I just put the two together without any real editing.

Victoria starts the show right off by making the claim that if Obama tells the press what his true favorite beer is, it will make children drink that beer. We do a few movie reviews including the girls review of 500 Days of Summer, Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince, Twilight and the last Broadway performance of RENT. The girls talk about their day at San Diego State University campus including how to do if you want to avoid getting penis up the butt on the trolley and our day visiting family.  We play a rousing game of Eat Kill or Fuck and I tell some things I learned from podcasts this week. There’s a bit of sports news (that is now OLD NEWS) and we discuss a few sex related articles just to annoy the sister.

Starting the second half the show we discuss our Anniversary night and Rachel’s weekend with her dad. We learn Victoria is the teenager of the couple. Then we move on to a couple lists from Sugarslam.com. KISS has a new album and we wonder who’s more of a sell-out: KISS for selling their album at Wal-Mart or Wal-Mart for selling their album. Victoria brings up some celebrity tweets and we bring a question to the table from our listener, Yummy Lane: why do people ask your opinion then tell you that your wrong? I follow that up by asking why ask for advice and then give a million reasons why you can’t follow it? Katy Perry also gives props for her awkward chest to God.

Links:
Go visit our new friends at Masters of None Podcast!
Also our dear friends at Litterbox Podcast. They’re joining us in the fight against Lupus. Go support them!
Five Incredibly Impractical Sexual Fetishes
36 Words You Should Never Say In Bed
20 Greatest High School Proms of All-Time
The 40 Hottest 25 and Under Female Celebrities
“God made my boobs bigger” – Katy Perry
Check out Rachel’s new favorite band: Metro Station
EAT HERE!!! Currant Restaurant for Absinthe Minded Fridays and their AWESOME popcorn and frites!

Go visit uncast.net and donate for Lupus and Victoria needs toys! Daniel needs beers!
Give us a call at our new phone line: (619) 940-4SEX that’s 619-940-4739

 

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