November 17, 2011

227: Waist Up Until I Tell You To Stand Up

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227: Waist Up Until I Tell You To Stand Up

We come at you from all sides this week. Victoria has issues with lyrics, The DaHonays bring us “Marinade” and we rate it, we talk a bit of history and politics and then comes the sad news of a couple recent deaths. RIP Heavy D & Joe Frazier. We discuss transporting Rhian’s cat from Ottawa to San Diego.

RHIAN IS GOING TO THE MAYO CLINIC!!! You’ve all heard her interview on episode 206 and this trip could be her last chance at real treatment that could make a real positive difference. We have set up a fundraiser to help cover the costs for her so PLEASE DONATE or share if you can’t donate: http://www.giveforward.com/jointherhiarmy and send a little love to Rhian by helping to pay for treatment that could really improve her quality of life.

Daniel brings a few articles championing San Diego’s “Craft Cocktail” scene. We’ve already beaten the rest of the world at craft beer, now watch us kick ass with hard liquors. Rhian brings to our attention the continued existence of telephone chat lines. Victoria has a new Game Show idea called “Snatch For Catch”. Surprisingly we transition that into the Duggar family and our rant on this bullshit. When is enough, enough? We also ask at what age or point is it inappropriate to have sex with your child in the room? This awkwardsly leads into Whore News where we learn that coal miners (NOT Minors) need love too. We wrap things up in 1 hr, 6 min, 53 sec.

 

February 26, 2009

117: The Pubic Wars

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117: The Pubic Wars

This is our longest episode in a while at 1:45:43. in fact, it’s so long we didn’t even include a “What I Learned From TV This Week” or outro music. That’s right. No outro music. How sad is that. So when Victoria says “Fuck You Lance Burton”, that’s it. It’s done. That’s all you get. Sad huh?

Topics this week we discuss the 10 most forgettable presidents, the Punic wars, The Oscars, Victoria’s fun at a recent Rev concert and one little girl who’s parents deserve the smack down her teacher let the kids give her.

Also, don’t forget! We have Unniversary II: Ecclectic Cockatoo coming March 14th at Casa de Uncast. Be there or…well…I guess listen to it later like you usually do. I’m just saying you’ll be missing out on the good booze and food. Email us at uncast.net@gmail.com for more information if you’re interested in attending the event live.

 

February 12, 2009

115: Spoiler Alert! The Jew Gets It In The End

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115: Spoiler Alert! The Jew Gets It In The End

This week it’s us alone discussing stupid song lyrics, the Super Bowl and it’s crazy ads as well as the San Diego Zoo’s new food & drink policy. We discuss why the city doesn’t want your help, two examples of why old women shouldn’t be allowed to drive and 10 movie endings that got spoiled by history. Victoria comes at us with a short What I Learned On TV This Week segment and more than plenty movie reviews. Enjoy all this and more in an hour and 25 minutes.

Articles of the week:
You can’t bring food and drink in the zoo and it’s your own fault
Stop sweeping the snow, it makes us look bad
Teen Evangelist Misisonaries forget the 10 Commandments
Well she’s OLD and A WOMAN and ASIAN…what did you think would happen?
Yet another old woman that can’t drive

Top 10 Movie Endings Spoiled by History

 

October 5, 2008

097: Can I Lick It To Make Copies?

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097: Can I Lick It To Make Copies?

Becky’s birthday including sushi, cake, beef boxty, Irish music and Pinkberry. Victoria entertains us with random insertions of Bruce Springstein. Daniel has an issue with a sign on new copiers at work. Join the Donut/Bacon campaign for 2008. Victoria brings us an awesome list that no one can take seriously.

We recap the game of the week, come up with a new one and Victoria complains about Jeff Reed. There’s a history lesson in hobos and if Dick Cheney is a zombie, would you rather he take you from behind or eat your brains? For those not grossed out by the thought, Martha Stewart likes long weiners. We end the episode with a story of an accident with tweezers.

As of the release of this episode, Uncast #100 has been recorded but we are still taking audio messages for the show. Send them in to uncast.net@gmail.com and if we get it before the show is finalized, we’ll include it. Take care and slainte! This only took us 49 minutes, 27 seconds.

 

July 22, 2008

087: The Grand Potato

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087: The Grand Potato

Well this episode gets interesting in a hurry. We start right off by basically calling the Pope a potato in Prada and move on to the All-Star game and the week’s activities. Victoria creates a new rousing game of Cape or Boat. Victoria also decides that in the Heroes universe, she’s choosing evil. Oh and on top of that, she has questions to ask the men of the audience:

1. Would you do Seth Green?
2. Who would you go gay for?

We discuss two upcoming movies, Canada’s odd choice of holidays, an elevator to space and oh yeah, NEW AWESOME LIST. Just in time for the end of the contest. YOU HAVE ONE MORE EPISODE!

 

March 29, 2008

069: That’s How Bitches Get Shot

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069: That’s How Bitches Get Shot

Episode 69 is here! Octal 69 is 105. Hexa 105 is 69. Now that 69 is no longer sexy, let’s get to the show notes.

Food Mascot Tournament of Champions continues. We read a list sent to me by my cousin that came from some L.A. pretentious retard about why California is better or some stupid shit. Sal Monella is showing up in more places at once than I think is possible. There must be a conspiracy goin and we think it involves cranes. Victoria gets a rape whistle and when she might need to use it…like the next time I get Jesus angry.There’s ball removal, SUV’s knocking people off their toilets and baseball.

 

March 12, 2008

064: Instincts and Reflexes

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064: Instincts and Reflexes

For this Episode Victoria has a grand plan to create a comic book based on a serial killer and Bon Jovi songs. We visit my cousin Thomas and together the three of us beat his family at Go Fish! There’s a very special PSA from Victoria and we discuss some of the worst jobs in history. The show ends with my rant against Daylight Saving Time. This show ends abruptly at 49:31.

UNniversary 2008 is Saturday night and we’re putting together the final preparations for the party and our show will be broadcast live on PalTalk at 11pm EST.

 

February 28, 2008

060: You Cannot Put Your Lotion In Her Basket

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060: You Cannot Put Your Lotion In Her Basket

We start out with shoes, stamps, American Idol and Pro Wrestling.
We move on to the world’s worst entrees, a crazy cashier at Target and my bad back.
We end it with Cinnamon and her box and of course there’s the reminder about the upcoming UNniversary party. This one follows the old 1:11:01 routine. Proceed with caution.

 

February 25, 2008

059: What the Fuck is Cherry Wine?

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059: What the Fuck is Cherry Wine?

Becky joins us for this one and let’s just say it gets a bit chaotic. From lightning to wrestling, cake and Alice in Wonderland. You never know what’s going to come next!

 

February 5, 2008

053: Before He Was a Conqueror, William Was a Bastard

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053: Before He Was a Conqueror, William Was a Bastard

Happy Croissant Day!! Well, when we recorded this, anyways.

This we we have TWO lists: The Top 5 Pop Culture Games You’ve Never Played & Seven Things the World Doesn’t Need More Of

Victoria discusses singing karaoke and Jane Austen movies while I bring up such intelligent topics as headless rats shipped to England.

We talk about interviewing processes for jobs and how we can make the process as interviewers more interesting. This ends with Victoria interviewing me for my own hosting job and I end up not only getting hired but acquiring a new title: Lord Joe Daniel III Jr Esq PhD DDS

Her words? “I’ll hire you because I Need to Finish This Show?

The KATG room in Paltalk submitted topics for us and here they are:

NYC, this fucked up weather, how awesome Tucson is and clowns are creepy.

 

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