December 27, 2009

161: You Really Aren’t Going to Use All Of It

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161: You Really Aren’t Going to Use All Of It

It’s Christmas Eve! Beer reviews are awesome since we loved every beer we put in our mouths. We scour Craigslist for some free things Santa can pick up to give the not-quite-as-good little boys and girls. Daniel caught his first flu of the year. A song from 1992 becomes England’s “Song of the Year” for 2009. Glad to see the Brits are nearly caught up with us Yanks. We go through upcoming NFL games including the Game of The Week and Victoria’s work party where she gets her idea of the best white elephant gift.

Hero of the Week: Hannah Hubbell from Texas. This six-year old kid saved the day and I felt her story deserved a bit of our time. Hope you’ll enjoy hearing about it. Is there really some list guys keep and they check off whenever they have sex with people who meet some criteria on that list? Has anyone ever completed their list? Victoria expresses her love for our listener, The Godfather. I’m not sure what brought that out but yeah. Victoria shares her observation that Keira Knightley has great lips for fellatio. I don’t argue. Would you like her to take care of you in such a fashion? We end the episode with a few stupid lists. Voila! All done in 3,789 seconds.

We’d like to congradulate our good friends and listeners, Rachel and Victor on their recent engagement. We wish you long lives of health and happiness together.

Please also go check out our friends from Audiobuzzed, The DaH Theory, Keith and The Girl, The Scream, The Litterbox Podcast, I Love Lard, Preferential Treatment and many many others by going to uncast.net and clicking their link in the right margin.

In the meantime, write us at uncast.net@gmail.com or leave a comment on uncast.net OR you can even call us at (619) 940-4SEX

 

December 7, 2009

159: Pon de Floor Party

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159: Pon de Floor Party

We bring in Aaron and Butch after a long night of chili, gourmet popcorn, beer and watching the same video over and over to different songs for about two hours. We enjoy a few more beers on the show but don’t go into too much detail about them. Topics tonight include Victoria watching constructicons tear apart a building at her work, a Friday Night beer run with co-workers and kissing Jeff Dunham. Yeah, I’m creeped out too. Let’s just move on, shall we? OK so we learn 7Weird Ways to Not Get Sick (including kissing), a sing-along on Vicodin, some band names with a Star Wars twist (recent Twitter meme) and then on to vampires. Can Aaron beat up a vampire? We’re not sure. You tell us.

We go on to some of the week in sports including more wins by Norwich City FC, the MLS Cup and of course the Game of The Week. We end by briefly mentioning Daniel’s hatred for the letter C and end after about 70 minutes.

As always, send in some comments at uncast.net, write us at uncast.net@gmail.com and call in at (619) 940-4SEX or you could just check out Butch and Aaron online. We need to hear from you good folks! How’ve the holidays been? Got any interesting Thanksgiving/Christmas stories to share? What should we do this winter? You know, besides sex. That’s a given. Let us hear ya!

 

June 7, 2009

137: AIDS Is Hilarious

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137: AIDS Is Hilarious

There’s a lot going on this week. We start out with a solid trio of beers, including a stout brewed by Satan himself. You know it’s true both from the demon on the bottle and the 16% ABV. We review Game Night at Becky’s place and do a short review of an animated penguin flick from 2007. You guess which one before you listen and see if you’re right at the end.

We get the latest Susan Boyle news, though no one truly cares, and some surprising fact about the Pringles chips we all love so much (or not). We learn about why we stare at freaks, how worms can cure your disease and a recent trend popularized by a local burger chain. We have some letters from listeners, a great TV show Victoria just found and a short bit about music. We end the show with a new segment which should become a constant in the show: RECIPE OF THE WEEK! Thanks to Lil for the idea! You get this show in a robust 62:20, slow roasted to bring out all the best flavors.

Uncast is hosting a Double/Imperial IPA Beer Tasting Friday, June 12th! Email us if you want to attend and be a part of this and let us know which Double/Imperial IPA you’re bringing. ALSO there’s the upcoming birthday party on June 27th. If you haven’t gotten the invite yet and you want to attend, please email us at uncast.net@gmail.com.

 

May 14, 2009

132: Happy World Lupus Day

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132: Happy World Lupus Day

Welcome to another show! Rhian from Audiobuzzed joins us in an episode filled with moms, whores and babies. We celebrate Mother’s Day, discuss college applications, giving the love of your life a gay for Valentine’s Day and college application talk.

Victoria’s dad brings back some tequila and scotch from Mexico and we discuss Motherlover. It ain’t no Dick In A Box. Victoria learns more things this week and we discover Air Sex. We have to go. You have to come with us. Rhian brings us whore news and we remember the last weekend in Arizona one more time.

We end the show with baby names, casting for a new historical crime drama movie. we learn that Malley got lucky and we go through bachelorette parties and why women need to be surrounded by so much fake cock when they could easily get the real thing. The show notes are longer than the episode. This one’s about an hour ten.

Links:
Mom Sourcing
Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde Casting
Top Baby Names
Keith Malley got lucky

 

April 30, 2009

130: From Slurpers to Wheezers

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130: From Slurpers to Wheezers

Daniel’s sick but we’re both in great moods and the vibe is going strong! The episode starts out with a bit of beer shopping and tasty tastingness. We get ourselves going talking about bacon, deep fried mac n cheese and the wonderful food Victoria cooked this weekend.

There’s whacky custom license plates, bee gangs, glow worms and Victoria’s allergic to soy beans and soy milk but not soy sauce. Why is that? If Victoria has her way, Cinnamon may have a few new live toys to play with and prey on. Victoria contemplates going vegetarian and we both make fun of weather wimps in Pennsylvania.

Getting to news of the week, we discuss the swine flu pandemic and the death of Bea Arthur. Victoria points out some interesting lyrics and we learn a few things from TV. The Testicle Festival teaches us some things we need at the next Uncast party. Please check out that nifty donate button on the website at www.uncast.net. Thank you for your donation.

We add in some renegade magicians, we find out what shoes define us and ask what fast food related guest we could get on our show. We discuss anal play and who gets what when it’s unwelcome. Victoria discusses a story about a man who had a little too much fun in public. There’s a bit of sports news from Daniel, some bits of fashion, some of the worst inventions aimed at men and we end the show with a bit of H.U.A.R. news. All this in 1:21:40.

Links of the Week:
10 Worst Products For Men Ever Discovered
PA schools close due to heat
Robot goes crazy
Humans United Against Robots
Texts From Last Night
Flu Pandemic by The Flying Fish Sailors

 

January 22, 2009

112: Eat Pussy Not Cat

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112: Eat Pussy Not Cat

Butch joins us on this episode!

We start out right away with a beer tasting that lasts about 40 minutes into the show. Oh and for anyone playing at home, whoever had Victoria spilling beer on herself at 24:27 into the show wins something. I don’t know what yet but let me know who you are and I’ll send you along a prize.
During this tasting there’s talk of Ricardo Montalban, Jesus being a hitman, odd names for girls and other things.

After the tastings we get down to business and talk about US Air Flight 1549, The New Adventures of Doctor Johnny O’Fuck, Butch’s latest works as DJ Brotherdarkness and his new shirt/co-worker.

Victoria brings us what she learned from TV this week, Movie Reviews and AN AWESOME LIST! I should warn you this exceeds 2 hours and 17 minutes so make sure you have some time to sit and really enjoy this one. If not, listen to the beer tasting, then come back later for the rest.

Lastly the link is below but be sure to catch DJ Brother Darkness (as butch is sometimes called) most Monday night at the Ruby Room in Hillcrest just north of downtown San Diego. It’s at 1271 University between Vermont and Richmond.

Links for the week:
News on Flight 1549 for those not in the Know is on CNN
Island of Misfit Songs for all things DJ Brother Darkness

 

December 29, 2008

109: Come Warm By My Cock

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109: Come Warm By My Cock

Our shows being just a tad bit delayed we release this episode to you which we recorded the day before heading out to Utah for Christmas. Topics of the day include a mock jury temp job, gifts from The Dah Theory and stories from the company holiday party.

Daniel brings two articles for your consumption: Teen Lesbian Pregnancy (You read that right) and the police officer from Chipotle? There’s a letter proving the Polish have years to go before they can match the Nigerians in the e-mail scam industry and we notice a Pineapple Express Transportation shuttle on the freeway. We do it all in under 59 minutes.

We’re having a New Years Eve party! Yes I know it’s a few days away but dammit you’ll want to be there. Trust us on this. Contact us at uncast.net@gmail.com to get directions and party info. Don’t miss it!

Direct download: Uncast109.mp3

 

October 16, 2008

100b: Communism? Yes!

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100b: Communism? Yes!

Part two of a two part celebration of Uncast’s 100th episode!

We start part two with an mp3 message we got from our friends at Audiobuzzed.com and move right into a submitted letter from my cousin Thomas. This episode includes anal clotting, words that rhyme with orange, a man crashing his car into a map shop, our Uncast Awesome List and a brand new game called “Eat, Kill or Fuck” which we spoke about in a previous episode of the same title.

Aaron comes in with a story about his co-worker finding out the Playboy Mansion has quite the handsome cover charge even for invited guests. After this there’s a good deal of chaos and confusion and drunken conversation until we come to the end and say good night thanks to the Red Army Chorus. Again this is about an hour and two minutes, so plan your time wisely!

 

July 29, 2008

088: Enlarged Clitoris Equals Florida

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088: Enlarged Clitoris Equals Florida

OK long show and short show notes.

So here’s what we covered:

Seven People Who Cheated Death
Death of Comedians of Comedy
Victoria’s New Game: Yay, Boo or Eh?
NEW SEGMENT!: New Adventures of Doctor Johnny O’Fuck
Random Victoria Stuff

This show is nearly 81 minutes of fun!

Remember this is the last episode of the contest! You have until noon on Sunday (Pacific Time) to get your entries in. We’ll collect them all at that point, tally up the points and announce the winner on the show we record that night. Winner gets an exclusive Uncast Awesome Box including an mp3 CD of all our chosen songs from 1978-2008.

Get those submissions in to uncast.net@gmail.com

Also, we’re still looking for personal stories, interesting topics you would like to hear us discuss and of course any nude pictures of yourself that you would like to send along. We do accept bribes either through nude photos of you or donations to the cause.

 

May 20, 2008

078: Go Back To Your Corner

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078: Go Back To Your Corner

This week I got called on a jury, Victoria reads disgusting remedies for simple ailments and why did Rush decide to write songs in code? California courts have ruled a law defining marriage as only between a man and a woman as unconstitutional. We’re all heading to the chapel in 46:51.

We continue the Food Mascot Tournament of Champions and Victoria reviews the movie, Once.

 

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