November 8, 2008
The election counts are over! We has change!
Victoria and I record a short little something for love and charity and the betterment of all mankind. Obama wins the Presidency, CA hates homosexuals and alternative fuels but loves animals and high-speed trains.
October 5, 2008
097: Can I Lick It To Make Copies?
Becky’s birthday including sushi, cake, beef boxty, Irish music and Pinkberry. Victoria entertains us with random insertions of Bruce Springstein. Daniel has an issue with a sign on new copiers at work. Join the Donut/Bacon campaign for 2008. Victoria brings us an awesome list that no one can take seriously.
We recap the game of the week, come up with a new one and Victoria complains about Jeff Reed. There’s a history lesson in hobos and if Dick Cheney is a zombie, would you rather he take you from behind or eat your brains? For those not grossed out by the thought, Martha Stewart likes long weiners. We end the episode with a story of an accident with tweezers.
As of the release of this episode, Uncast #100 has been recorded but we are still taking audio messages for the show. Send them in to uncast.net@gmail.com and if we get it before the show is finalized, we’ll include it. Take care and slainte! This only took us 49 minutes, 27 seconds.
September 2, 2008
This week we keep things simple. We start out with beer, move on to the Olympics and head straight into a breakfast cake fit for a God (cause anyone else would die). I go off on California Prop 8 and Victoria tries to convince me that if molestation were my only chance to save the life of a child, I should do it. Does that offend anyone? Cause it sure offended me! We then quickly discuss the upcoming NFL season and announce the return of the Game of the Week! All this in under an hour. Can you believe it?!
Announcements:
Congrats to Big Jim (host of Audiobuzzed) for winning the song contest! We’ll be sending him an Awesome List box complete with a CD of all our chosen songs from 1978-2008. For those playing along at home, we’ll read off the songs on air next episode.
Also, it’s a new month! Go vote for us on Podcast Alley! You votes help us gain exposure, thus more listeners and more fun!
Speaking of, does anyone you know listen to Uncast? NO? Well don’t just sit there keeping it to yourself like a greedy pig. Get the word out!
July 22, 2008
Well this episode gets interesting in a hurry. We start right off by basically calling the Pope a potato in Prada and move on to the All-Star game and the week’s activities. Victoria creates a new rousing game of Cape or Boat. Victoria also decides that in the Heroes universe, she’s choosing evil. Oh and on top of that, she has questions to ask the men of the audience:
1. Would you do Seth Green?
2. Who would you go gay for?
We discuss two upcoming movies, Canada’s odd choice of holidays, an elevator to space and oh yeah, NEW AWESOME LIST. Just in time for the end of the contest. YOU HAVE ONE MORE EPISODE!
May 25, 2008
Topics for this episode include: We start out discussing Victoria’s first experience with a fresh cherry. We move on to seeing a full jar of pasta sauce on the side of the road and that moves us to Hobo news.
Victoria then starts in with an American Idol season finale recap, a theory about gays being like dead people and a review of the movie, Enchanted. She asks me and so I ask you: Which of the major Disney heroines would you have sex with? Which one, do you think, is the biggest bitch?
We talk a bit about Jesus band-aids and then we get to know Daniel by using some profile questions found on SuicideGirls.com.
Don’t forget to email us with any topics, questions or personal stories that you would like us to discuss, answer or tackle on the show. This episode is over 71 minutes long. Enjoy!
May 20, 2008
This week I got called on a jury, Victoria reads disgusting remedies for simple ailments and why did Rush decide to write songs in code? California courts have ruled a law defining marriage as only between a man and a woman as unconstitutional. We’re all heading to the chapel in 46:51.
We continue the Food Mascot Tournament of Champions and Victoria reviews the movie, Once.
May 6, 2008
We have Butch in the house yet again.
We start out with a rebuttal from our last show. Followed by no apology whatsoever from the offender.
Victoria comes at us with the latest Awesome List, we recap the live show for This American Life, review Forgetting Sarah Marshall and discuss a special TDSC meet up at Corvette Diner and Casa de Uncast followed by a brunch at Studio Diner.
May is here! VOTE FOR US at Podcast Alley!
Also we have announced a party for Victoria’s birthday. She expects NOTHING. However, if that’s not good enough for you, feel free to go here or here and buy her something.
April 27, 2008
It’s an all-male Uncast this week! WE HAVE A NEW GUEST!
Tony, a friend of ours since Jr High is with us tonight and Butch joins us as well with NO VICTORIA. We learn all about Tony and his trips to Antarctica. Butch regales us with tales from Malley Gras 2008 in New York City and we fail at getting an article out about a Chinese Penis Restaurant.
Dirt is spread, booze is drunk and we end the night with Blazing Saddles.
TWO SONGS tonight:
“Chocolate” by Illegales & “Lotion” by The GreensKeepers
Links for the week:
Failed Article
Tony’s Photo Site
Butchrosser.net and theisle.wordpress.com
Nice Guy Eddie’s
Brooklyn Brewery
Keith and The Girl
Brother Love
April 24, 2008
We’re back! Home at last and sick as hell.
In this episode we finish up our stories from the cruise including the terrible entertainment, the greatness that is the Pacific Northwest and quite possibly the worst comedian we’ve ever heard.
We make fun of a few people (including ourselves), enjoy good food and drink (links below) and endure a 5 hour wait in San Francisco Int’l Airport.
PLEASE check these places out and if you’re in these towns, we highly recommend them:
The Crab House at Pier 39
The Buena Vista (Enjoy the best Irish Coffee at the place that invented it)
Pyramid Alehouse
Japa Dog
Irish Times Pub
February 28, 2008
060: You Cannot Put Your Lotion In Her Basket
We start out with shoes, stamps, American Idol and Pro Wrestling.
We move on to the world’s worst entrees, a crazy cashier at Target and my bad back.
We end it with Cinnamon and her box and of course there’s the reminder about the upcoming UNniversary party. This one follows the old 1:11:01 routine. Proceed with caution.
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