Party episode, full of crap sound, poor language, terrible mic work and loose morals.
February 29, 2012
236: Butch’s Tiny Penis
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July 5, 2009
142: No Pants? No Problem!
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I’ll keep it simple up front by saying this is an Uncast Birthday Party Episode. OK now with that out of the way, let’s get to the topics. It’s a weekend of beer, sex and music and there was LOADS of each to be had by all. We discuss the San Diego International Beer Festival where Mr DaH was the socialite of the smoking section. We go on a tour of five San Diego breweries where we realize DaHonay gets a little friendly after about 10 tasters Then of course there’s the Party! Super Birthday Party! where we learn the Preakness sucks. Last, we toss in some redactions and an Awesome List just for kicks.
We ask the listener what constitutes a love making or fuck session and if a vegetarian has oral sex with a non-vegetarian does that make them a semi-vegetarian? We learn everyone’s nickname and party theme song, US Border Patrol agents are a cult of hawt mess, some dumb bitches are on this earth only to be gotten drunk and laid, breweries should not allow their employees to drink on the job and naptime rocks! All this and SOO much more in just over 95 minutes. Hey, no pants? No problem! Just bring protection cause this one’s sticky and covered in sweat.
Check out our friends at The DaH Theory!
Links
San Diego International Beer Festival
Ballast Point Brewing Company
AleSmith Brewing Company
Lightning Brewery
Port Brewing/Lost Abbey Brewing
Stone Brewery and Stone World Bistro & Gardens
Top 5 Reasons It’s Better To Date the Sidekick
June 25, 2009
141: It’s Mah Birfday! Raowr!
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Guess who’s birthday it is THIS episode? Victoria loves champagne and all of you in this episode. We head out to a great place called Ritual Tavern for birthdays/Father’s Day and enjoy a new hippy brew. We bring a few lists to the show including seven baffling criminal defenses and ten beers you must try this summer. Once she gets what she wants, she’s all of a sudden done with the show so this one is just 34:46 long. Enjoy!
June 1, 2009
136: I Deep Throated The Horny Devil
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136: I Deep Throated The Horny Devil
Butch joins us for a night of booze and sexual innuendo. Not surprised? Not fresh? Think again! We each gain new nicknames, learn that the two of swords is bad in tarot AND threesomes and ask ourselves one very important question: what the hell is up with Kanye West and that Al B. Sure haircut he’s sporting these days? Well OK Daniel gets two new nicknames AND a new title but that’s neither here nor there.
There’s talk of Disneyland rides through concentration camps, burping and not from Big Jim, we’re bad fake parents, Mormons need to be made into skin suits and Butch is offended that I am not sexually attracted to him. Oh and that’s just SOME of what this episode contains.
Oh and there’s articles galore up in this show! Hot stuff? Got it. Attempted Murder? Check. Peeing in the Pool. HUH? We learn what Stippers can tell us about evolution and even a little taste of Israel not knowing where their borders are again. Fuck Jason Mraz, Snatchbox 21 rules! All this in under 76 minutes and that’s WITH our debut of DJ Brotherdarknesses new hit single. BOOM!
Lastly let us mention that June is Uncast Lupus Awareness Month. Any donation to Uncast.net in June 2009 (unless otherwise specified) will go completely to the Lupus Foundation of America. Anyone donating a sum of $10 or more in a single donation will get an emailed picture of Victoria’s tits. If $10 buys you that, wonder what $50 would get ya? Find out! Go to Uncast.net now and click on that DONATE button and let’s find a cure for Lupus!
May 29, 2009
135: I’m Totally Following Your SuperPenis Now
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135: I’m Totally Following Your SuperPenis Now
We have a new guest this week! BigJim from Audiobuzzed joins us for the podcast and listen to what he brings out of Victoria. Hint: it’s not his cock…yet…although we do learn that Victoria creams in BevMo. After a bit of beer talk, we discuss Daniel’s strategy for battling earworms. You’ll never believe what it might be. Jim has a few comments about recent episodes and we discuss those before Jim makes a BIG announcement on the show. You heard it here first!
We discuss the latest with Alec Baldwin vs Ireland, Victoria Beckham trying to send David into bankruptcy and Jim’s parents strange porn collection. Hello, episode 14 is calling. It wants it’s topics back. Victoria brings an awesome list and has a message for Jim which reads in French: Je suis toujours mouiller et prête. Jim, go look that up and there you go buddy.
Ending the show, Victoria discusses what she learned from TV this week and we go through our shamebers. All in just 66:36.
Links:
How to throw a cuddle party
Stronger Beer Coming to Alabama
7 Biggest Food Product Flops
May 10, 2009
131: It Was Extra Coordinary
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Start right off this week discussing alcoholic beverages and a wonderful date night. We mix in some zombie talk and images that might remind one of a porno slasher film. We headed out to Arizona for the weekend to celebrate a special birthday with The DaH Theory : MrDaH turned 38! Road trips are awesome and spending a weekend with the DaHonays is even more awesome. Victoria learns a few things and brings us an Awesome List. Oh, and we finally read some comments and notes from our listeners! Yes folks, we know you’re out there and we smell what you’re cookin! 62 minutes in, we’re done!
Links for the week:
Photographs from our weekend in DaHville!
You Can Freeze Anything
March 22, 2009
121: Unniversary II – Eclectic Cockatoo
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121: Unniversary II – Eclectic Cockatoo
We start the show off with a list of things that worked in the last year and things that didn’t. The Dahonays surprise us with an Uncast Awesome List. We talk about how we got started and what inspired us to do a podcast. I start out my “Things I Learned From Podcasts” and Victoria gives up Jesus for cookies. She does hand out “Things I Learned From TV” so all’s well. We bring our own Awesome List for Year Two into the show and the show drops into chaos from there. It’s over two hours of awesome! Why are you still reading this? Start listening!
Links:
The Dah Theory
Audiobuzzed
I Love Lard
Keith and The Girl
Digital Photography: Tips From the Top Floor
Irish & Celtic Music Podcast
Medical Miracle
January 22, 2009
112: Eat Pussy Not Cat
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Butch joins us on this episode!
We start out right away with a beer tasting that lasts about 40 minutes into the show. Oh and for anyone playing at home, whoever had Victoria spilling beer on herself at 24:27 into the show wins something. I don’t know what yet but let me know who you are and I’ll send you along a prize.
During this tasting there’s talk of Ricardo Montalban, Jesus being a hitman, odd names for girls and other things.
After the tastings we get down to business and talk about US Air Flight 1549, The New Adventures of Doctor Johnny O’Fuck, Butch’s latest works as DJ Brotherdarkness and his new shirt/co-worker.
Victoria brings us what she learned from TV this week, Movie Reviews and AN AWESOME LIST! I should warn you this exceeds 2 hours and 17 minutes so make sure you have some time to sit and really enjoy this one. If not, listen to the beer tasting, then come back later for the rest.
Lastly the link is below but be sure to catch DJ Brother Darkness (as butch is sometimes called) most Monday night at the Ruby Room in Hillcrest just north of downtown San Diego. It’s at 1271 University between Vermont and Richmond.
Links for the week:
News on Flight 1549 for those not in the Know is on CNN
Island of Misfit Songs for all things DJ Brother Darkness
December 11, 2008
108: Victoria’s Episode
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To start off this week Victoria wants to make it very clear that she does not get drunk on every episode. I guess I’ll add that I don’t either but I don’t feel quite as strongly as Victoria about that fact needing to be clear in everyone’s mind.
Now that we have that piece of business out of the way let’s begin. The lyrics to “All My Lovin” by The Beatles are a bit more perplexing that we thought at first hearing. Victoria has a new tattoo and no I swear this whole episode isn’t all just about her. We discuss Thanksgiving with her family, an abstinence flyer she found, What I Learned from TV and an awesome list. OK maybe this episode IS all about Victoria.
We include our friends and pay hommage by stealing a couple of their bits. First is beer of the week from Audiobuzzed in which we both try the Alaskan Smoked Porter courtesy of Becky Lou. Secondly we have food service stories from The DAH Theory. We had some poor service lately and thought we’d mention it. So check out those two shows after you’re done with this one.
Lastly there’s an article about Nebraska now limiting drop offs to babies only. Apparently some parents thought they were funny and dropped off their teenage brats.
As always go vote for us on Podcast Alley and keep checking in with us for new episodes, news and stories. This one lasts a grand total of 90 minutes!
November 22, 2008
106: D.R. Uncast
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Rhian is back! Turn the sound up and enjoy this one as we START the show a little drunk off our butts.
On this episode we discuss Victoria’s time in a Japanese market, discovering the Cougar Ranch on the way back from Arizona, the three of us enjoying the Wild Animal Park, Victoria’s new BFF and the joys of Baileys and Sambuca (not together). Toss in an article on five jobs you wanted as a kid and why they suck and some drunken banter and you’ve got under 40 minutes of fun.
Check out Audiobuzzed.com and email us at uncast.net@gmail.com
