We’re off to Ottawa! Getting this out before we head out. We start right off with beer, Breast Cancer and Lupus Awareness Month, fantasy football heroics as well as the Game of the Week. Victoria brings her “Out of Left Field” topics like cootie logic, blending fetishes, puppy jury, Crystal Lite or crystal meth and a question about which primate you’d rather be. Victoria tells us about more strange dreams, Daniel adds some things he learned from podcasts and we discuss the various most exciting alternate uses for fleshlights. 72 mins, 24 sec for this one.
October 6, 2010
189: Puppies Got Me Off
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October 3, 2010
188: I’m Just Sayin
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Victoria starts right off with weird cat names. Yeah THAT is how we’re starting the show. Daniel follows up strongly by bitching about the new Digg look. Victoria asks the listeners to explain what her recent dreams mean. Tell us what you think the hidden meaning is. Daniel thinks it’s penis envy. Victoria wants to be the third in a Javier Bardem/Penelope Cruz threesome. We discuss the first ever Celebrity Twitter Auctions where the money goes to support various charities for Haiti and Hallowhedon in London! We are so jealous!
Early into the show, Daniel starts in with this theory about the phrase “I’m just sayin” and quickly abandons it less than 15 minutes in. Daniel explains how sickness and throat issues delayed Uncast episodes from being released and recorded and Victoria discusses recent stresses at work. We all discuss the tragic explosion of a gas pipe in a San Bruno neighborhood just west of San Francisco Int’l Airport. There’s talk about aliens and Miss Cleo, failed jokes, Butch pinning down Mr Rhi and other craziness.
Following this is of course the very mature game of coming up with movie titles that are hilarious when applied to poo. Daniel and Victoria rant about judgemental psuedo-patriots on “Patriots Day” and yes I realize this is hitting the airwaves 20 days late and yes we’re aware that people bitch about these exact things every year but they still exist, so we must continue bitching cause that changes things. We transition from that to 5 Social Networking disorders. We discuss some drama from the latest “America’s Next Top Model” and everyone’s shocked. Rhian brings us some Whore News before we move on to some football. Game of the Week is QUITE late. Yikes. Ah wells, here we go anyways. We bring this to you in an hour, 12 mintues and 36 seconds.
September 19, 2010
187: I Heart Kim Deal
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Butch joins us fresh from his gig at Bootie in San Francisco. This was recorded two weeks ago. Yes, I know. You don’t need to say it. Now moving on we start out with some beer, lots of pop culture references throughout the show and a bit about a ballplayer with an attitude problem. Surprised? Victoria watched a movie from 1985 and folks get confused by a movie in 2010.
This week in news includes a crazed man and Hurricane trying to take control of the east coast and how both failed. We learn that Canadians aren’t always nice and what can happen when hackers fail to learn how to spell. Hint: Teddy Bears pay the price. After Daniel goes all ‘Boo hoo’ when his topics fall flat, Butch regales us with tales of his latest gig, how he discovered Mash-Ups and a surreal 25 hours that would make Jack Bauer’s head spin. You want the time on all this? How about just over 90 minutes?
Links This Week:
Check out Bootie in San Francisco
Check out music by DJ BrotherDarkness
Check out Butch’s blog
Nyjer Morgan problems: count them 1-2-3 strikes you’re out
1. Throwing a tantrum after missing a fly ball and allowing an ITPHR
2. Throwing a baseball into the stands and hitting the wrong guy
3. Charging the mound (P-Volstad) only to get super-clotheslined by Gaby Sanchez
Piranha 3D could take a ‘bite’ out of tourism
Perhaps Canada isn’t nice afterall
Cyber-jihadists deface home of teddy bear picnic
August 24, 2010
185: Shanks
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Rhian joins us this week as we record on Victoria and Daniel’s 11th Wedding Anniversary! We start right off with talk of hentai, passive-aggressive doms and a vampire with shivs instead of fangs. Daniel gives the world a new cocktail and Victoria creates her own. We discuss Sims and of course Victoria’s need for a moat comes back into play.
Victoria and Daniel spend a day out including seeing “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World” and testing out Lightning Brewery’s Cream Ale. Later on we go to Cuchina Urbana and fall in love all over again. Victoria makes a ring of awesome for breakfast and we enjoy a great Anniversary together.
Victoria comes up with an idea of Cinnamon travelling the country telling her version of the Aristocrats joke. Victoria also tries to start a loud conversation about furries in the restaurant and this somehow brings up accidental dog fucking. Someone tell us how that’s even possible. She follows this up with an article on the Six Songs Used To Torture People. Victoria comes to the realization that Alan Moore was paranoid and crazy. She adds a bathroom story and this leads us into Rhian’s “Whore News”. We end the episode with a list of things Victoria is missing this weekend or rather the weekend this episode was recorded.
July 21, 2010
181: I Need Help!
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Victoria starts this show right off by assuming she has the power to kill celebrities. This week: Harvey Pekar. Then she blames it on LeBron leaving Cleveland. We segue from that to a stream of conscience hair metal conversation stemming from some more lyrics Victoria has a problem with. This week: Poison’s “Something To Believe In”. We also learn why we need to either keep brownies away from Victoria or we need to record when she has them.
Victoria decided she needs a minion for Sloth Sundays. She thinks about giving Cinnamon opposable thumbs, having kids, hiring teens, buying a servant boy. We discusses the newest experiment from Carl’s Jr and how disgusting it sounds. The World Cup is over and apparently the team of hot models won. Who’d have known? Victoria gives us a list of things to help us cope with the end of the World Cup.
Victoria has an awesome list! This one includes Comic-Con discussions and reading among a various amount of other things. Victoria reviews two movies she saw recently: Get Him To The Greek and AdventureLand. Daniel comes in with some things he learned from podcasts, we go over mummies and zombies (AGAIN) for those who still need help and we talk about our Fourth of July celebration. We each recommend a few things for you all to check out and end the show with some more Church of Awesome ideas.
Links For the Week
Story about Carl’s Jr. Footlong Cheeseburger
How To Cope With the End of the World Cup
Rhian’s Blog
Dr Snit’s Blog
Children’s Hospital
Comedy Death Ray
July 7, 2010
179: No Homo
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This was recorded June 21st! Hurray us for getting shows out..on..time..or not. Hey! Rhian from Audiobuzzed joins us to celebrate! The Victoria is too Posh tonight. We discuss the latest episode of The Boondocks and the way Tyler Perry got torn to shreds by Aaron McGruder. The area surrounding Rhi has gotten some visitations by large animals and we don’t mean Big Jim. In literary news, we learn that “meece” or “meese” has nothing to do with moose or mice. No matter what Urban Dictionary says. We also discuss kangaroos and whether they can punch their own stomachs. VERY interesting indeed!
We truly enjoyed this week’s Beer of The Week: Stone’s 14th Anniversary Emperial IPA. Victoria has decided to eliminate card giving at work. Everyone just writes the same shit in every card so it’s not really that personalized. She did get some awesome gifts from Becky, though. Meanwhile, I had one of the best Birthdays EVER! Want to know? LISTEN TO THE SHOW!!! We have a bevvy of calls to the Uncast Line just as we’re getting into a little question: Does every vampire series need to include werewolves ever since Underworld came out?! True Blood has ‘em, The Gates has ‘em, The Twilight Series has ‘em and we’re getting sick of them.
Rhian brings a bit of whore news with the MuchMusic Awards which were held in mid-June. We wonder why Canadian musical acts can’t show up to a Canadian Music Awards show. We wonder why the fuck a 17-year old girl is walking around in a skirt/dress without underwear on. We spend a long time shitting on a number of celebrities from the Awards show. Of course there’s World Cup news long long behind the now and we end with Vivi’s story from a ballgame including a review of the Proper Gastropub in San Diego. We do all this in 61:52. CALL US at 619-940-4SEX or comment at uncast.net! We miss hearing from our listeners!
February 25, 2010
167: Canadian Invasion
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We’re being invaded by Canucks! SickRick joins us from Toronto this week along with our Whorespondant Rhian who is of course still visiting until the end of March. We talk beer, Valentine’s Day (including an amazing dinner at Zocalo Grill), the Olympics and the most useless sport in the Winter Olympics.
Articles this week include Askmen.com’s 10 Reasons Not To Get Married. Ten dumbest if you ask us. We also contemplate what we might do with Cinnamon if she crashed out first at a party. We went to see Le Ballet Trockadero de Monte Carlo and it was fabulous! Rhian brings us some whore news and we got a bit of a comment on uncast.net and we discuss it. We end the show with another Awesome List and finish in 53 minutes and 50 seconds.
Give us a call dammit! 619-940-4SEX! The question this week: How do you feel about Olympic Pole Dancing as a sport? Have an opinion on something you heard on today’s show? Leave a comment at uncast.net or email us at uncast.net@gmail.com. Want to help support the show and make sure it keeps going? Hate us and want to buy us off so we’ll stop recording? DONATE DONATE DONATE!
December 27, 2009
161: You Really Aren’t Going to Use All Of It
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161: You Really Aren’t Going to Use All Of It
It’s Christmas Eve! Beer reviews are awesome since we loved every beer we put in our mouths. We scour Craigslist for some free things Santa can pick up to give the not-quite-as-good little boys and girls. Daniel caught his first flu of the year. A song from 1992 becomes England’s “Song of the Year” for 2009. Glad to see the Brits are nearly caught up with us Yanks. We go through upcoming NFL games including the Game of The Week and Victoria’s work party where she gets her idea of the best white elephant gift.
Hero of the Week: Hannah Hubbell from Texas. This six-year old kid saved the day and I felt her story deserved a bit of our time. Hope you’ll enjoy hearing about it. Is there really some list guys keep and they check off whenever they have sex with people who meet some criteria on that list? Has anyone ever completed their list? Victoria expresses her love for our listener, The Godfather. I’m not sure what brought that out but yeah. Victoria shares her observation that Keira Knightley has great lips for fellatio. I don’t argue. Would you like her to take care of you in such a fashion? We end the episode with a few stupid lists. Voila! All done in 3,789 seconds.
We’d like to congradulate our good friends and listeners, Rachel and Victor on their recent engagement. We wish you long lives of health and happiness together.
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December 20, 2009
160: But You Have No Vagina
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This week we ask the question: What is the real draw with mermaids when they have no vaginas? Does this also mean there are no lesbian mermaids? We review two movies: Across The Universe and A Christmas Story. Just make the whole neighborhood spit on the kid before you pour boiling water on his tongue. Serves him right, the fucking hippie. All you need is love? NOT WITH THE POLE!
We realize Michelle Duggar is actually a rat. Why else would you have a 19th baby but to feed it to the other kids? We dig into sports and discuss the World Cup draws and of course the Game of the Week. Victoria buys some high heels and quickly learns why women don’t wear these all the time. She visits Friends of Cats and more clearly defines a true kitteh thug. We have a little bit of a stupid disagreement over who’s iPod is better: her new orange Nano or his iTouch.
Victoria has an Awesome List! This one’s a good blend of various things so you’ll wanna hear it. We touch on Tiger briefly. OK that was probably a poor choice of words. We’ve found our perfect breakfast place: The Incredible Cafe in Rancho Bernardo. Go check it out. A Local strip club catches fire while we’re recording. We discuss the company “end of year” party. We realize during this party that we are opposites and Daniel refuses to be Paula. He works his magic hands on the box and is awesome. The food, was NOT awesome.
Victoria adds in a few juvenile takes on things like a Meat Stick Bonanza, Dutch Ovens and rape tomatoes. The weapon of choice: Corn syrup and glitter a la tar and feathering. You get all this in 72 minutes. Like it? Hate it? Tells us by leaving comments at uncast.net or emailing us at uncast.net@gmail.com OR CALL US! (619) 940-4SEX (4738)
October 7, 2009
153: Gimmy Midglets
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Autumn is upon us and we start right off with a couple of very tasty pumpkin ales. We take Becky out to dinner for her birthday ad the girls try to get me to vomit fire. Team Drunk SoCal meets at Stone and we have a couple international visitors. Fried balls of mashed potatoes and beers make for a good time, especially when coupled with great people and conversation.
We discuss fans dressing up with costumes that have nothing to do with the teams names and owners who are perpetual losers. Inspector Gadget comes up and we try to figure out Dr. Claw and Daniel’s theory on the good guy trio of the series. That drives us to discuss evil geniuses and some of their motives. Victoria introduces us to another fun podcast that she found called WireTap. NPR fans will love it. We discuss a man who is looking for a woman he met who he is convinced must be the girl of his dreams. Have you seen her?
We end the episode with the most hungry home invasion robbery of the year, a call from listener Aaron, a comment from Lura and our thoughts on the top 10 banned books in 2008 even though it’s 2009. We’ll give you all this and more in and hour, 14 minutes and change.
