285a: Code Magenta 4 What!?

This one went so long, we had to split it into two episodes.

WARNING: This show is full of #TD4W and begins with Victoria taking selfies instead of hosting the show. This is balanced out as the show gets better the longer we go. We visited more breweries this week and we think we’ve found our Official Summer Beer of Uncast for 2014? Don’t agree with us? Then YOU pick somethin!

Victoria creates two brothels and we negotiate deals for said brothels. We discuss the etymology of “The Bees Knees.” Then there’s this thing about this little street taco shop called Puesto. Best tacos in San Diego, awesome tequila (half price when someone scores) and the best rice & beans ever. Even their salsa and chips are worth noting.

Another thing worth noting: Butch has been getting LAID. It’s all in the vibe, law of attraction, and all that stuffs. Speaking of, is there hotel code for when someone leaves the hotel between 3-7am alone who wasn’t alone earlier? Strangely this leads to another Victoria sex worker kickstarter. This one oddly comes “third hand.” New Hobo Code.

What do you do when your name is Crystal Metheny? Listen and find out or click that link there. This of course naturally seques into beer number two, Rough Draft Amber Ale. Who cares about the World Cup? Who are you rooting for? Victoria picks ‘em by hotness. Butch is rooting for Italy (free tequila) and Ghana (cause why not, amiright ladies?) Yeah guess who’s already out by the time this airs.

Moving on, we have Jason Mamoa cast as Aquaman. This naturally segues us into the man who can’t seem to stop getting “intimate” with pool rafts. Does sex with an inflatable doll also constitute a crime? This of course, leads Victoria to a new business idea. This leads to the rest of us washing our brains out with more beer. It’s also where we end part one of this episode.

Starting off the next half, let’s just say this bottle of Stone Cali-Belgique was not what we remembered. The NBA and NHL Finals just ended and we discuss. Why? Because why the hell not. Miami has an interesting mascot, the Habs cartoon description is a bit interesting, and this is where Victoria stops paying attention, hence the title.

282: Your Child May Be Ugly

Your baby: Cute or NOPE? You play along. We enjoy a well-balanced Stone beer. Cinnamon gets into shit. Booze Brothers & Barrel Harbor breweries entertain our beer cravings. Victoria likes Hearthstone but some guys can be flat out dickholes. Victoria shares dumb Buzzfeed article suggestions.

Racist stores bring Victoria new business ideas and we bring you the racist news of the week with Donald Sterling and Cliven Bundy. We pick up beer of the week #2 before finishing up RNW with an epic reaction to racist football fans. Speaking of, we had an epic time with the SD Mixtape Society and if you’re in the area and enjoy discovering and sharing music, you should come join us in June!

There are entirely too many damn trending topics related to One Direction! Closing pitchers should not come out to “Sweet Home Alabama.” Daniel rants about a difficult situation many men might know about. This leads to a Facebook rant. TL;DL Go back to using diaries and Fuck Buzzfeed. One thing that doesn’t suck? GoExplore.Net – Check it out people.

280: Wasabi Piss Dust

Andrea joins us for one more episode before he goes back to Italy. We start hardcore and things die. Don’t waste the jizz. We briefly review Universary and how awesome it was for everyone. Beers of the week starts with a boring Yorkshire ale and we follow that up with Belgians that get gradually better than the one before.

Craigslist: You’re either bored and buy stamps or you’re bored and buy blow jobs. Victoria wants to be a fully developed, perfectly proportioned hermaphrodite and she gets a new nickname for it: Vyktoria Le Phappe. She offers herself for online pictures and we argue about the pricing structure. Victoria renames bisexual males and we’re hoping the company by the same name won’t come sue us for this.

Daniel goes on a pub crawl that sounds like a great idea and it went well but here’s a lesson: don’t talk about deep subjects during a pub crawl; especially anything concerning matters of the heart. It never ends well. The night also includes a terrible new Stone IPA, the best trip to the restroom in town, the worst trip to the restroom for Daniel’s night, a payment mixup, friendly bartender, and cool karaoke; Oh and some amazing late night Mexican food.

There’s porn for all sorts but until you’ve seen something live, you haven’t really seen it. Victoria and Andrea describe their night out on the town and we follow this up by discussing our night of comedy with Jackie Kashian and Maria Bamford. We enjoy great Thai food at Saffron followed by gelato at Gelato Vero Caffe. Andrea confesses to speaking gibberish in Italian during sex and Victoria wants the big gay ice cream truck to come to San Diego.

We end the episode with Victoria and Andrea’s review of Grand Budapest Hotel. Enjoy the hour of fun!

Links – Check these places out (except Lancer’s)

Monkey Paw Pub & Brewery – Best Cheesesteak in town

Mission Brewery – Best trip to the restroom in town

Small Bar – Dark bathroom tried to eat me

Lancer’s – BRING CASH

Live Wire – Friendly bartenders

Gilly’s North Park – Awesome vibe

Colima’s Mexican Food – Best food to sober you up

Saffron – Great cheap Thai food

Big Gay Ice Cream – Please come to San Diego

276: I Would Turn Her Into A Girl Snork

As always happens when Butch happens, this runs long; like an hour 46 long.This episode starts with pink eye and corncob pipes. We have two eyes and two lungs. We only need one of each, right? Okay so survey #1 of the episode is Spongebob: pitcher or catcher? Either way, we know the Snorks are great at oral sex, hence the show title. Beer of the Week starts with a Bootlegger’s beer and Stochasticity Project.

 

Cinnamon cannot be contained by one box. This of course brings us to discussing Ellen Page. Victoria is obsessed with Animal Crossing. Yes, still. Insert awkward segue to Valentine’s Day. It was one of our favorite Valentine’s Days of all time. We hit Brabant Cafe, the Stone store in South Park, Station Tavern, and Eclipse Chocolate before seeing a NOT funny Brian Regan at Balboa Theatre. We did like the opening act.

 

Ask A Black gives us survey #2 is Victoria racist if she dresses up like K.C. and JoJo? No. You should dress up as KC and find a white chick with a big ass. Butch brings up the fact that Dick Van Dyke is one of the best TV shows of all time. Everyone should also watch Pete Seeger: The Power of Song. There are also awesome biographical documentaries on Johnny Carson and Mel Brooks to watch as well.

 

Butch contributes to the show by introducing us to SochiOnTinder.tumblr.com and that which is sexual debauchery that is the Olympic Village and our idea to monetize this. This brings survey #3: What Olympic sport breeds the best lovers? This oddly has nothing to do with the segue into Butch discussing his birthday weekend…or what he remembers of it. Think “Wrecking So Close” followed by “You’re the One That I Want In the Next Episode” and then “Psychosocial Baby” at Midnight. You can get the Tribute Mix and some cool playlists of tunes on Butch’s 8Tracks page. Also check out his “Best Coast Bias” posts on The Wrestling Blog and occasional posts on TWiB once it gets going full on again.

Also, go check out Victoria’s other podcast with Andrea, Clusterpop along with lushrain.com for her blog. Daniel still has a blog going at Uncast.Tumblr.com with hopes of it growing up to be a real boy on WordPress one day. Oh and GIVE US A CALL! 619-940-4SEX

275: Moustachioed Pistachios

Have you ever liquified a nut? Yeah this is a few weeks old but still somewhat relevant? Daniel is on fire and his “stupid” abounds! We talk briefly about the Super Bowl game itself but since it was over after the first play from scrimmage, we spend more time discussing the commercials and halftime show.

After 30 minutes, we get to beer. This week, it’s a new San Diego brewery called 2Kids Brewing. Check them out. We try a new twist on a previously reviewed beer with the Brewmaster’s Edition of Gulden Draak. Did we like it? Hint: We liked it better than Cinnamon keeping us up at night but not as much as Victoria loves Animal Crossing. Sweet ta tas! That’s a very strange fetish. Facebook games and 3DS games: do you do them?

So apparently Transformers movies are still being made. Now we get Dinobots. With the racist way that Jazz was portrayed, I wonder if they’ll try to recreate the Grimlock voice from the original cartoon series. We discuss our thoughts on the loss of Phillip Seymour-Hoffman, his career and the tragic reality of those who lose their lives to addiction. This also leads us to a really cool Academy Awards documentary we watched after the Super Bowl.

269: Pussy Dragon

This episode is brought to you by the letter A and the number 5! Andrea joins us and we get right down to it. While the early episode is a bit NSFL, the rest of the episode is worth keeping your lunch down. It’s autumn and that means white chick heaven: all things pumpkin. On Uncast, this means a plethora of pumpkin ales.

Mid-September through Mid-October was full of epic activity. We start with Daniel epic fail at the San Diego Festival of Beer. The mantra of the night was, “give it to Daniel, he’ll drink anything!” That’s me, the Liquid Mouth Slut. Let’s just say it didn’t end well. Props to the Dahs for not letting him drive and hosting him in their posh hotel room.

Victoria follows the same road a week later during Scotch and CAH (Cards Against Humanity) and we may never be allowed in The Local again. The car will certainly never forget that night. Yeesh.

The following weekend, we start off with epic breakfast at Bonnie Jean’s Soul Food and Monkey Paw Pub and Brewery. This is where we split. Daniel and Butch head to Hamilton’s Tavern and a great night with an old friend. Thanks to Porsha for an epic dinner and even more epic breakfast.

Meanwhile, Victoria and Andrea have a great couple of days together, including a seeing Travis in concert, followed by a great brunch at Westgate Hotel and beer. At the same time, the Casa Crew enjoy 14 hours of football and two baseball playoff games. Daniel, Victoria and Andrea then meet up for Burger Lounge, which is one of the best burgers in San Diego.

Beer number two takes a while to grow on you. Drink a few sips, wait a bit, drink a bit more and then each drink will taste better the last. This somehow gets into our fear of the medical system and we end with Victoria’s epic Awesome List!

241: I Put A Whistle On My Vagina

Rhian apologizes for her voice and Victoria apologizes for nothing in this episode. We discuss a juice cleanse found in Oprah’s magazine and diarhettic comas. We talk about Rhian’s recent stay in the hospital, transfusion number two and Rhian 3.0 is born. For the story on that, visit her blog at Rhiloaded.com.

Victoria lays down some ultimatums and “it’s either this or this but it has to be one of the two or both” type shit on Daniel. Yet again she demands a phallus to poke a donut. The God provides when the mortals prove they’re deserving of those things they seek. Rhian invents a transformer that’s both eyeglasses and a vibrator. Finally we drop into the beer of the week. Another Californian invention worth drinking. This time Drake’s Drakonic Imperial Stout.

We then go into Hunger Games talk and Victoria decides the tribute character she’d be if she was in the story. She also brings us the 13 worst things to do with your vagina. I have to question her decision making skills this episode. Game of Thrones comes up again and Vivi reveals her need to have a torrid affair with Tyrion Lannister. Now I’m SURE she has poor decision making skills this episode.

Rhian and Daniel talk about local San Diego food and one specific block of places in particular that we need to try. There’s a brief discussion of 50 Shades of Grey before Rhian saves the show with Whore News. This week: the recent trend of briefly replacing the news with porn.

Rhian is back in the Casa!! We talk about her travel day, beer and create a new drink at one of our favorite local pubs. They then choose NOT to name it after us. Fuck that. We have a few Awesome Lists and Rhian solves the Mayan Calendar/Apocalypse issue. We enjoy Second Christmas and discuss our gifts, including a jar of peanut butter. Rhian brings two pieces of awesome Whore News and we end by revealing the name of Daniel’s penis! Enjoy!

228: A Bowl Of Dick Hats

Daniel and Victoria return from a Wedding weekend away in Sacramento, celebrating the union of our dear friends and listeners, Rachel & Victor. We start the show with Victoria wanting to create a French Beck cover band and wanting to be the modern day real life Cinderella. We have two beers of the week and we discuss some of the awesome foods that would work with them. This leads to a chocolate tasting, including a peanut butter and jelly bar that starts a sandwich discussion and somehow leads into the wedding weekend.

Rhian rants about the Duggars and their travels which leads to our own rants about people who have more kids than they can either afford or care for.  Victoria brings us an article about how beastiality leads to penis cancer and other STDs! Listener Junkenstein introduces us to Dick Hats and we segue that nicely into Victoria’s latest Awesome List! We top off the episode with Rhian’s Whore News as parents speak against an ex-porn star reading to their children.

227: Waist Up Until I Tell You To Stand Up

We come at you from all sides this week. Victoria has issues with lyrics, The DaHonays bring us “Marinade” and we rate it, we talk a bit of history and politics and then comes the sad news of a couple recent deaths. RIP Heavy D & Joe Frazier. We discuss transporting Rhian’s cat from Ottawa to San Diego.

RHIAN IS GOING TO THE MAYO CLINIC!!! You’ve all heard her interview on episode 206 and this trip could be her last chance at real treatment that could make a real positive difference. We have set up a fundraiser to help cover the costs for her so PLEASE DONATE or share if you can’t donate: http://www.giveforward.com/jointherhiarmy and send a little love to Rhian by helping to pay for treatment that could really improve her quality of life.

Daniel brings a few articles championing San Diego’s “Craft Cocktail” scene. We’ve already beaten the rest of the world at craft beer, now watch us kick ass with hard liquors. Rhian brings to our attention the continued existence of telephone chat lines. Victoria has a new Game Show idea called “Snatch For Catch”. Surprisingly we transition that into the Duggar family and our rant on this bullshit. When is enough, enough? We also ask at what age or point is it inappropriate to have sex with your child in the room? This awkwardsly leads into Whore News where we learn that coal miners (NOT Minors) need love too. We wrap things up in 1 hr, 6 min, 53 sec.

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