241: I Put A Whistle On My Vagina

Rhian apologizes for her voice and Victoria apologizes for nothing in this episode. We discuss a juice cleanse found in Oprah’s magazine and diarhettic comas. We talk about Rhian’s recent stay in the hospital, transfusion number two and Rhian 3.0 is born. For the story on that, visit her blog at Rhiloaded.com.

Victoria lays down some ultimatums and “it’s either this or this but it has to be one of the two or both” type shit on Daniel. Yet again she demands a phallus to poke a donut. The God provides when the mortals prove they’re deserving of those things they seek. Rhian invents a transformer that’s both eyeglasses and a vibrator. Finally we drop into the beer of the week. Another Californian invention worth drinking. This time Drake’s Drakonic Imperial Stout.

We then go into Hunger Games talk and Victoria decides the tribute character she’d be if she was in the story. She also brings us the 13 worst things to do with your vagina. I have to question her decision making skills this episode. Game of Thrones comes up again and Vivi reveals her need to have a torrid affair with Tyrion Lannister. Now I’m SURE she has poor decision making skills this episode.

Rhian and Daniel talk about local San Diego food and one specific block of places in particular that we need to try. There’s a brief discussion of 50 Shades of Grey before Rhian saves the show with Whore News. This week: the recent trend of briefly replacing the news with porn.

Rhian is back in the Casa!! We talk about her travel day, beer and create a new drink at one of our favorite local pubs. They then choose NOT to name it after us. Fuck that. We have a few Awesome Lists and Rhian solves the Mayan Calendar/Apocalypse issue. We enjoy Second Christmas and discuss our gifts, including a jar of peanut butter. Rhian brings two pieces of awesome Whore News and we end by revealing the name of Daniel’s penis! Enjoy!

228: A Bowl Of Dick Hats

Daniel and Victoria return from a Wedding weekend away in Sacramento, celebrating the union of our dear friends and listeners, Rachel & Victor. We start the show with Victoria wanting to create a French Beck cover band and wanting to be the modern day real life Cinderella. We have two beers of the week and we discuss some of the awesome foods that would work with them. This leads to a chocolate tasting, including a peanut butter and jelly bar that starts a sandwich discussion and somehow leads into the wedding weekend.

Rhian rants about the Duggars and their travels which leads to our own rants about people who have more kids than they can either afford or care for.  Victoria brings us an article about how beastiality leads to penis cancer and other STDs! Listener Junkenstein introduces us to Dick Hats and we segue that nicely into Victoria’s latest Awesome List! We top off the episode with Rhian’s Whore News as parents speak against an ex-porn star reading to their children.

227: Waist Up Until I Tell You To Stand Up

We come at you from all sides this week. Victoria has issues with lyrics, The DaHonays bring us “Marinade” and we rate it, we talk a bit of history and politics and then comes the sad news of a couple recent deaths. RIP Heavy D & Joe Frazier. We discuss transporting Rhian’s cat from Ottawa to San Diego.

RHIAN IS GOING TO THE MAYO CLINIC!!! You’ve all heard her interview on episode 206 and this trip could be her last chance at real treatment that could make a real positive difference. We have set up a fundraiser to help cover the costs for her so PLEASE DONATE or share if you can’t donate: http://www.giveforward.com/jointherhiarmy and send a little love to Rhian by helping to pay for treatment that could really improve her quality of life.

Daniel brings a few articles championing San Diego’s “Craft Cocktail” scene. We’ve already beaten the rest of the world at craft beer, now watch us kick ass with hard liquors. Rhian brings to our attention the continued existence of telephone chat lines. Victoria has a new Game Show idea called “Snatch For Catch”. Surprisingly we transition that into the Duggar family and our rant on this bullshit. When is enough, enough? We also ask at what age or point is it inappropriate to have sex with your child in the room? This awkwardsly leads into Whore News where we learn that coal miners (NOT Minors) need love too. We wrap things up in 1 hr, 6 min, 53 sec.

225: Fuck This Old House

We start right off discussing music. Vivi moves us right into making fun of the way her mom talks and this somehow links in with her current obsession with “Vampire Diaries”. Rhian brings up “Secret Circle” and we realize it’s something we’ve kind of all seen before in various forms. We bring up the beers of the week, including entries from the new DaH Brew! We field a few questions from the audience about beer and our opinions. We kinda love that sort of thing! We enjoy lunch at an awesome new pub in the San Marcos Restaurant Row called Sublime Ale House. The food is awesome, the beer selection is mostly local and amazing.

This leads us to discuss the 10 Foods That Should Exist. Rhian discusses discovering the Mayo Clinic and how a few phone calls might just save her life and get her back on her feet. We’re currently running a fundraiser to help her pay for this miracle. PLEASE JOIN THE RHI ARMY and help keep this glimmer of hope alive! Rhian brings us an article about MC Hammer Starting His Own Search Engine. So, no matter what you look up, U Can’t Touch This. Yeah, we just did that. You can’t get that back.

Victoria discusses the crazy predictable anomaly that is “American Horror Story” and comes up with a new band name in the middle of it all. We know that lots of high schools steal mascots and logos from universities and professional teams but we learn about one school that’s been given the full Cease and Desist. Armageddon is coming up here in about a year and we talk about some signs of it’s impending arrival. Rhi wraps this up with some Whore News and we get the show done within an hour and twelve minutes.

We start right off with racism, urination and riots. It gets weirder from there? Only you can say. Victoria reviews The Social Network and we discuss one of the births of the internet. Victoria brings us now well circulated “10 Reasons Why Bear Week Would Be Better Than Shark Week” including a picture.

Daniel shares five things you probably didn’t know about orgasms and we celebrate “Yadda Yadda Yadda” being added to the OED. This brings us to phrases we love to use. Easy transition to Food Truck Names and BAM! You get Smurf Talents! Rhian’s Whore News includes the false idea that a nicer apartment will get you laid by more women. 54 minutes in total.

205: Gimme the Full Frontal

Recorded the first weekend of May, this is Rhian’s first Uncast hosting gig away from the Casa. We discuss the weekend of crazy including: Victoria needs hats, royals are weird, deaths galore and why Canada is not allowed to vote anymore. Rhian discusses her trip back to Canada and how we miss her so much.

Cinnamon has a new boyfriend. We call him Jack. Jack is not an animal, plant and may not even be a mineral. Victoria has a new requirement for her “Birthday Song”. Victoria and Daniel get new phones and it’s a civil war all of a sudden. We discuss our favorite applications. Victoria has a new idea for a series of children’s books. I would say you won’t believe it but you probably will. Someone is also the last one to understand the not-so-hidden meaning in the name RU486. Victoria brings a lot of stuff out of the left field of her mind.

After all this and an hour into the show, we start getting into a few articles and end with whore news! The links for the show can be found below. After Andrea reads some tweets from Victoria’s mom, the episode ends just under an hour twenty-five. ENJOY!

Links:
Two galaxies colliding into a rose
BeerCandy
Man Bursts Into Flames In S.F. Porn Shop
Whore News – Date Goes Wrong
Whore News – Kissing Box

200: Lots Of Things Have Holes

Quote of the night: “If the nurses didn’t do me, then I probably didn’t get done”

Party in the Casa as Uncast celebrates episode 200. Hand mics all around means lots of static and a desk mic on the fritz. God and Master & Commander host a house full of freaks, geeks and weirdos. If you were there, you figure out which one you would marry, which you would f*k and which you would kill. We found out Prince is a nice ladyboy. We start a rousing game of “Really” where everyone drinks whenever Daniel says “Really”. This would turn into a game of “What’s wrong with you” where we drink everytime Rhian asks Daniel that question.

We pass around the bowl and play a blended game of truth & FMK. God spends most of the show trying to remain relevant. Victoria references a Buddy Rich joke without giving credit, followed up closely by a Mallrats reference. Hammocks & Volkswagons. We discuss the comfortability of sex on a pile of dying babies. We proceed to learn a lot about our guests. For instance, Allison would fuck a swan, Lura hates short people, Daniel is a pyro, Victoria wants to be Vishnu, Rhian didn’t start masturbating until her early 30s, Amy got caught by her landlord and   Butch once brought a woman back to life with a “Magic Chocolate Pill”. We go on to discuss odd sexual fantasies at length. We sing Happy Birthday (now 3 weeks late) to our pal Lambboy. Jim helps us end the show with a few FMK questions. By the end of this episode you’ll want to duct tape God and leave him in a closet within a cold abandoned warehouse in a seedy part of town.

195: Moat Before Fence Policy

New Years episode! Rachel is here while we welcome in 2011. We drink some beer (not Rachel) and enjoy watching the ball drop. We go over our Christmas weekend and Rachel talks about her trip out to the Casa from WVU. We read two articles: One about Bunnies that have taken over a chemical weapons factory and one about a freighter that was grounded while delivering coal to Detroit. Get it? Cause Detroit’s been so bad this year.

We look back on 2010 and in a year full of earthquakes, deaths, parties and great sports what was greatest of all was ending it with all of you! Thanks so much to all of you for listening. We’re looking forward to a 2011 where we all get to know of each other better. A great way to do that is to contact us by phone, email, Facebook or leaving comments on the site! We know you’re out there. We can see you. Share your thoughts with us!

Email: uncast.net@gmail.com
Phone: 619-940-4SEX
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/uncast

191: Bitch Tits

We apologize for the delay between ‘sodes but it’s been quite a time after we got back from Ottawa. Rhian joins us in helping with the transition from Canada back to the Casa. This week we’re discussing the end of our visits there for Canadian Thanksgiving and the girls discuss dancing at dance clubs. Victoria and I voted this year and Rhian was not allowed to. We go into that. Victoria and Rhian are both participating(ish) in National Novel Writing Month or NaNoWriMo and Daniel is participating in Movember. One activity requires daily efforts for 30 days writing 50,000 words and the other requires doing absolutely nothing to shave one’s face for 30 days. OK, so I did have to shave my beard but you get the idea.

Victoria reviews the movie Duplicity and Rhian reviews 50 First Dates and Planet 51. We discuss Rhian’s upcoming visit to San Diego which is now official and we set the dates for some of the parties that will be going down while she’s here. Victoria returns with an Awesome List and this one’s a doozy! We can’t have a Rhian episode without Whore News and she does not disappoint! How could we do this in anything but 69 minutes?!

Links:
TiltedHaloCast
Pub Italia
NaNoWriMo
Movember
O’Brien’s Pub
Mumford & Sons
Whore News

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