June 1, 2009

136: I Deep Throated The Horny Devil

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136: I Deep Throated The Horny Devil

Butch joins us for a night of booze and sexual innuendo. Not surprised? Not fresh? Think again! We each gain new nicknames, learn that the two of swords is bad in tarot AND threesomes and ask ourselves one very important question: what the hell is up with Kanye West and that Al B. Sure haircut he’s sporting these days? Well OK Daniel gets two new nicknames AND a new title but that’s neither here nor there.

There’s talk of Disneyland rides through concentration camps, burping and not from Big Jim, we’re bad fake parents, Mormons need to be made into skin suits and Butch is offended that I am not sexually attracted to him. Oh and that’s just SOME of what this episode contains.

Oh and there’s articles galore up in this show! Hot stuff? Got it. Attempted Murder? Check. Peeing in the Pool. HUH? We learn what Stippers can tell us about evolution and even a little taste of Israel not knowing where their borders are again. Fuck Jason Mraz, Snatchbox 21 rules! All this in under 76 minutes and that’s WITH our debut of DJ Brotherdarknesses new hit single. BOOM!

Lastly let us mention that June is Uncast Lupus Awareness Month. Any donation to Uncast.net in June 2009 (unless otherwise specified) will go completely to the Lupus Foundation of America. Anyone donating a sum of $10 or more in a single donation will get an emailed picture of Victoria’s tits. If $10 buys you that, wonder what $50 would get ya? Find out! Go to Uncast.net now and click on that DONATE button and let’s find a cure for Lupus!

 

March 31, 2009

123: One Big Fecal Joke

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123: One Big Fecal Joke

This show, with guest host Butch Rosser, aims to please and unlike Scarecrow Ale, it’s not weak ass piss water. It’s all ass all the time! Wait, there is an “s” in that word…right? Shit.

We start out discussing our day downtown, our love of It’s a Grind coffee and Pappalecco in general. What can we say? They make a great panini. We find a little passive-aggressive live and wired and hopefully introduce yet another segment to add to our collection: Soccer updates. I’ve been a fan of Norwich FC for years and a new Seattle Sounders fan. The San Diego Sockers are back and I’ll be discussing those teams and adding in a few football terms in the coming weeks.

Victoria adds things she learned from TV and I add in things I learned from podcasts this past week. I bring back “Daniel’s Redactions” and we end it with a PSA: If you have a plush uterus, please send it back. With all these topics and Butch on the show, you’d think this might be 2 hours long. Almost. 1:51:25.

 

February 4, 2009

114: Sponge Shaft

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114: Sponge Shaft

Guess what? We has guests again as Butch joins us. We discuss the Royal Rumble, Five things you may not know about your penis, a classic airline complaint letter and the world now has it’s first openly-gay leader! All of this in 88 minutes!

Check out Butch at theisle.wordpress.com or www.butchrosser.net

 

January 22, 2009

112: Eat Pussy Not Cat

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112: Eat Pussy Not Cat

Butch joins us on this episode!

We start out right away with a beer tasting that lasts about 40 minutes into the show. Oh and for anyone playing at home, whoever had Victoria spilling beer on herself at 24:27 into the show wins something. I don’t know what yet but let me know who you are and I’ll send you along a prize.
During this tasting there’s talk of Ricardo Montalban, Jesus being a hitman, odd names for girls and other things.

After the tastings we get down to business and talk about US Air Flight 1549, The New Adventures of Doctor Johnny O’Fuck, Butch’s latest works as DJ Brotherdarkness and his new shirt/co-worker.

Victoria brings us what she learned from TV this week, Movie Reviews and AN AWESOME LIST! I should warn you this exceeds 2 hours and 17 minutes so make sure you have some time to sit and really enjoy this one. If not, listen to the beer tasting, then come back later for the rest.

Lastly the link is below but be sure to catch DJ Brother Darkness (as butch is sometimes called) most Monday night at the Ruby Room in Hillcrest just north of downtown San Diego. It’s at 1271 University between Vermont and Richmond.

Links for the week:
News on Flight 1549 for those not in the Know is on CNN
Island of Misfit Songs for all things DJ Brother Darkness

 

October 16, 2008

100b: Communism? Yes!

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100b: Communism? Yes!

Part two of a two part celebration of Uncast’s 100th episode!

We start part two with an mp3 message we got from our friends at Audiobuzzed.com and move right into a submitted letter from my cousin Thomas. This episode includes anal clotting, words that rhyme with orange, a man crashing his car into a map shop, our Uncast Awesome List and a brand new game called “Eat, Kill or Fuck” which we spoke about in a previous episode of the same title.

Aaron comes in with a story about his co-worker finding out the Playboy Mansion has quite the handsome cover charge even for invited guests. After this there’s a good deal of chaos and confusion and drunken conversation until we come to the end and say good night thanks to the Red Army Chorus. Again this is about an hour and two minutes, so plan your time wisely!

 

October 16, 2008

100a: Communism? Yes!

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100a: Communism? Yes!

Here it is! Episode 100!!! This one’s a two parter.

In part one we start right off with a skype conversation the room had with Rhian and Jim from Audiobuzzed including an interruption from our neighbor Tony and both Tonys talking to each other in Russian. Perfect start to a party celebrating Uncast in a Soviet way with the undisciplined format of a capitalist pig dog.

We then start the show right off with Becky, our local Jew, accidentally drawing swastikas and the group apparently deciding that The Count from Sesame Street was a pimp. There are various food tastings, an explanation of all that is Booyah, a short mention of OJ finally being found guilty on something and of course the VP debate. We end part one with Butch’s story about Jenna Haze visiting his place of employment (no he is not a porn star…yet) and pimping Uncast in the process. Each part is about an hour and three minutes so time your shit wisely. I know how you Westerners like to do things your own way.

 

September 16, 2008

094: Eight Seconds

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094: Eight Seconds

Uncast enjoyed hosting it’s first ever beer tasting party. It was a smashing success. Joining us in on this episode (though mostly heard in the background due to our shitty guest mic) is Allison, Butch, Spence and Tony.

Topics jump all over the place so I’m not even giving you any formal notes. Just know there’s a couple stories from Butch, the return of Daniel’s Redactions, The Food Mascot Tournament of Champions and lots of laughs.

We’re cramming this 8 seconds into about 93 minutes. Think you can handle it? Guess who can’t.

PLUG TIME!
First, please head out to PodcastAwards.com and vote! Remember you can only vote once so make it count! Nominate Uncast using www.uncast.net as the URL for the Entertainment Category.
Here are a few friend casts we’d like you to join us in voting for:
Video Podcast – Brother Love Notes – www.brotherlovenotes.blogspot.com
Mobile Phone Formatted Podcast – KATGtv www.katgtv.com
Comedy – Team Drunk Ottawa – www.teamdrunkottawa.com
Education – Juvenile Brain Trust (Armchair Kid Nation) – www.juvenilebraintrust.com
Food and Drink – I Love Lard – www.ilovelard.com
General – Audiobuzzed – www.audiobuzzed.com
Movies/Film – The Scream Podcast – www.thescreampodcast.com

Also Episode 100 is coming up! You can send messages or congrats via mp3 or text at uncast.net@gmail.com or if you have any questions for us, things you want to hear us talk about, etc. Send it all! We want to hear from you all out there since it’s for you that we’re doing this show! So bring it.

 

August 11, 2008

090: Uncast in Two Acts

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090: Uncast in Two Acts

This week we take two recordings, one with each guest, and split up the podcast into two acts. For an hour and 7 minutes you get a nice sampling of each guest.

In Act One, we meet with Butch to discuss America’s obsession with bacon, The Dark Knight and Butch tells us a story.
In Act Two, my sister Rachel joins us and we talk about meeting the Dahonays and their cute dog as well as answering some questions from Victoria.

 

August 3, 2008

089: Random Shit

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089: Random Shit

We recorded a little something extra with Butch a few weeks back and decided now was as good a time as any to release it.

Topics include Uncast bringing Rhian out to San Diego, the iPhone, the KATG hottie contest (down to the semis now), my family “newsletter”, babies that look like michelienma (whoever that is), girls on trampolines, God and Anal Chocolate Thunderdome.

 

July 18, 2008

086: Anyone Want To Taste My Tropical Concoction?

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086: Anyone Want To Taste My Tropical Concoction?

Butch joins us this week for more debauchery.

We begin with a bit of geek by reviewing books and movies and move onto darker stuff including killing retards, taking advantage of women that pull you into closets, tuna wranglers and two angry beavers.

We work with new nicknames as Daniel (Logic Bear), Butch (Pickle Mole) and Victoria (Razzle) get drunk and read off the first awesome list submitted by Cinnamon and read by Razzle.

Recommended books:
“Positively Fourth Street” by James McManus
“Killing Yourself To Live” by Chuck Klosterman
“The Dirt” by Mötley Crüe

Reviewed Movies:
Beowulf (by Daniel and Victoria)
Hancock (by Butch)

Only two more episodes coming out before the contest is done! Hope you’re getting your lists together.

 

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