238: Universary V

It’s our 5th birthday! Guitar Rob, Kate, Becky, Spence, Pengui, Junkenstein and Amy join us for this awesome party episode. Drink every time Becky names a new band. Starting the show with a live version of “Wall Street” by Trainwreck in Sarasota, we reward him with a one-of-a-kind limited edition Uncast t-shirt and tote bag. The girls discuss ways they’ve used the names that’ve lost. The room then spends the next five minutes talking about my penis before moving on to some of the shit we’ve done this weekend. Pt Loma’s Cabrillo National Monument was fun, Slater’s 50/50 kicked ass and our trio of breweries Saturday afternoon made a cold rainy day very bright indeed. Thank you El Cajon Brewing Co., Manzanita Brewing Co. and Lightning Brewery.

We jump right into our first of three beers of the week, the Stone/Bear Republic/Fat Head’s collaboration known only as TBA. The beer review was side-tracked by imaginary dick conversation. We got to it eventually but almost immediately got derailed by toe reviews. Guests were asked to give some of their favorite moments of Uncast and we get some interesting answers. After a very quick break, we get into our second beer review of the week. Our buddy Tony, who couldn’t be here because he was winning an award for this beer, brewed an awesome Creme Brulee Stout which got a reaction on Uncast that no other beer ever has! Pearly Gates Stout wins on Uncast.

Victoria brings us the worst Awesome List ever but Rhian makes up for it with an awesome Whore News. We of course  have to end the first half of the show there and we pick it back up 24 hrs later discussing just how much of a fun mess the party was. We try another beer by Tony. This time a raspberry porter or stout that again went over really well with everybody. Once again we have converted another non-beer drinker into a beer drinker. Becky was first and now we have Kate. Kate and Rob discuss their hotel time here and their new friends Consuela and Amir.
Daniel reviews the top five beers that we reviewed on Uncast this year. We end the show with accents and finish it all up with plugs for all the guests that were in attendance this year. Thank you so much for five years. Best fans ever. Love you all!

236: Butch’s Tiny Penis

Party episode, full of crap sound, poor language, terrible mic work and loose morals.

200: Lots Of Things Have Holes

Quote of the night: “If the nurses didn’t do me, then I probably didn’t get done”

Party in the Casa as Uncast celebrates episode 200. Hand mics all around means lots of static and a desk mic on the fritz. God and Master & Commander host a house full of freaks, geeks and weirdos. If you were there, you figure out which one you would marry, which you would f*k and which you would kill. We found out Prince is a nice ladyboy. We start a rousing game of “Really” where everyone drinks whenever Daniel says “Really”. This would turn into a game of “What’s wrong with you” where we drink everytime Rhian asks Daniel that question.

We pass around the bowl and play a blended game of truth & FMK. God spends most of the show trying to remain relevant. Victoria references a Buddy Rich joke without giving credit, followed up closely by a Mallrats reference. Hammocks & Volkswagons. We discuss the comfortability of sex on a pile of dying babies. We proceed to learn a lot about our guests. For instance, Allison would fuck a swan, Lura hates short people, Daniel is a pyro, Victoria wants to be Vishnu, Rhian didn’t start masturbating until her early 30s, Amy got caught by her landlord and   Butch once brought a woman back to life with a “Magic Chocolate Pill”. We go on to discuss odd sexual fantasies at length. We sing Happy Birthday (now 3 weeks late) to our pal Lambboy. Jim helps us end the show with a few FMK questions. By the end of this episode you’ll want to duct tape God and leave him in a closet within a cold abandoned warehouse in a seedy part of town.

165: JanuaRHI Party

This episode is a total mess…of awesome! Butch, Aaron, Rhi, Jim and Becky join us after a mega party, for what is surely going to be a chaotic mess. This was such a crazy episode, I didn’t even bother to edit it. So here it is, 53 minutes and 29 seconds of total kick assedness.

Topics include: The latest TDSC meetup in Hollywood, the party that night, Daniel floods his car, Jim’s surprise arrival, some news on the DJ Brother Darkness front and an Awesome List from Victoria. Enjoy!

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142: No Pants? No Problem!

I’ll keep it simple up front by saying this is an Uncast Birthday Party Episode. OK now with that out of the way, let’s get to the topics. It’s a weekend of beer, sex and music and there was LOADS of each to be had by all. We discuss the San Diego International Beer Festival where Mr DaH was the socialite of the smoking section. We go on a tour of five San Diego breweries where we realize DaHonay gets a little friendly after about 10 tasters Then of course there’s the Party! Super Birthday Party! where we learn the Preakness sucks. Last, we toss in some redactions and an Awesome List just for kicks.

We ask the listener what constitutes a love making or fuck session and if a vegetarian has oral sex with a non-vegetarian does that make them a semi-vegetarian? We learn everyone’s nickname and party theme song, US Border Patrol agents are a cult of hawt mess, some dumb bitches are on this earth only to be gotten drunk and laid, breweries should not allow their employees to drink on the job and naptime rocks! All this and SOO much more in just over 95 minutes. Hey, no pants? No problem! Just bring protection cause this one’s sticky and covered in sweat.

Check out our friends at The DaH Theory!

Links
San Diego International Beer Festival
Ballast Point Brewing Company
AleSmith Brewing Company
Lightning Brewery
Port Brewing/Lost Abbey Brewing
Stone Brewery and Stone World Bistro & Gardens
Top 5 Reasons It’s Better To Date the Sidekick

126: Hichinks

Becky joins us for this episode.

We start right off discussing the weekend and things we learned this week including:

- If you applied to UCSD and got accepted, you may want to hold off on sending them one of your own.
- If you live in West Virginia, you may want to hold off on telling that cunt in your AP English class what you plan on doing to her boyfriend.
- Photographing a celebrity wedding is a dangerous way to build your portfolio.
- Fish make terrible footballs

Of course there may have been some mention of this being recorded on Easter weekend, Becky being a Jew and her husband being Asian. Oh and apparently every time Victoria stays at her house over night, I drink myself silly. Yeah there I said it. One hour, 25 minutes of podcast for your ears.

100b: Communism? Yes!

Part two of a two part celebration of Uncast’s 100th episode!

We start part two with an mp3 message we got from our friends at Audiobuzzed.com and move right into a submitted letter from my cousin Thomas. This episode includes anal clotting, words that rhyme with orange, a man crashing his car into a map shop, our Uncast Awesome List and a brand new game called “Eat, Kill or Fuck” which we spoke about in a previous episode of the same title.

Aaron comes in with a story about his co-worker finding out the Playboy Mansion has quite the handsome cover charge even for invited guests. After this there’s a good deal of chaos and confusion and drunken conversation until we come to the end and say good night thanks to the Red Army Chorus. Again this is about an hour and two minutes, so plan your time wisely!

100a: Communism? Yes!

Here it is! Episode 100!!! This one’s a two parter.

In part one we start right off with a skype conversation the room had with Rhian and Jim from Audiobuzzed including an interruption from our neighbor Tony and both Tonys talking to each other in Russian. Perfect start to a party celebrating Uncast in a Soviet way with the undisciplined format of a capitalist pig dog.

We then start the show right off with Becky, our local Jew, accidentally drawing swastikas and the group apparently deciding that The Count from Sesame Street was a pimp. There are various food tastings, an explanation of all that is Booyah, a short mention of OJ finally being found guilty on something and of course the VP debate. We end part one with Butch’s story about Jenna Haze visiting his place of employment (no he is not a porn star…yet) and pimping Uncast in the process. Each part is about an hour and three minutes so time your shit wisely. I know how you Westerners like to do things your own way.

066: It Smells Like Delicious Ass

This is UNniversary 2008! We have reached one year in podcasting. So what do we do? We do what we promised to do in Episode One: celebrate with more people. On this show we have Butch, Becky, Aaron, Marina and Allison with us as we broadcast the FIRST EVER LIVE UNCAST EPISODE!

Now let’s get down to the topics:

Dwarves Can’t Be Ninjas
We Pick On Rachel
Presto! Print Emails and Photos Without a Computer!
Aaron’s Grandma Will Kill You
A Nine-Year Old Sets a Van On Fire
A Tornado Hits Atlanta (We hope Beerchick is OK)
We Talk Literature
Victoria Outs Me About Choosing Savage Garden For Our First Dance

Right. Victoria and Marina are getting eaten out by their pets, Butch is tripping and falling on dicks, Aaron has a lethal Grandma and yet I’M the one who’s the terrible human being because when I was 21 I had bad taste in music and chose the worst possible moment to express it.

Notice: Victoria did not object at all to that song until MONTHS after the wedding was over. She didn’t stop me. She never objected. In fact, I remember her bringing up the idea of the song but let’s not get into who’s memory of things is correct. Either way neither of us stopped the other and so however it truly went down…we’re in this together. It’s time for a second wedding.

061: Why do I have to be Seth Rogan?

Becky joins us for the Academy Awards Show and as always the girls have plenty to talk about but in the end, who won the victory cheesecake? That’s right…Daniel.

Also discussed is the Jabbawockeez of San Diego from America’s Best Dance Crew, My Fair Lady, bad baristas, cereal mascots you wouldn’t want to meet in a dark alley and there’s nothing worse than a deaf person that babbles.

Coming in at nearly seventy minutes this isn’t for the small of stomach or the busy of persons.

Shout outs this week go to Sixx AM and Diablo Cody

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