September 15, 2011

219: Dough Face Palm

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We start the show right off with a selection from our new favorite brewery, Mazanita Brewery. Victoria wants everything that goes in her mouth to have a caramel center. We switch that to wanting pot butter in the middle of everything we eat or drink. We admit becoming too obsessed with Sims Social. This week we learn that Rhian doesn’t know who Ayn Rand is.Victoria’s article of the week is the 10 Insulting Words You Should Know. We review a couple of movies we recently watched: “The Town” and “The Adjustment Bureau”. Now we want dapper hats. We all brave through a disturbing new commercial for Luvs Diapers. Daniel brings 8 Essential Bacon Hacks and the 11 Most Unlikely Fetishesbecause he’s all about bacon and sex.Gumby tries to rob a local 7-11 and loses 27 cents out of the whole thing. Do you like fucking rafts? Well, Rhian brings the story for you. Apparently, it’s illegal in Ohio! Victoria brings an Awesome List and we end by talking more about our “Name Daniel’s Penis” contest. This show is 101 minutes of bescummin!!

WE WANT YOU!
Daniel’s penis needs a moniker fit to describe his magical manhood. So email, leave a comment at uncast.net, call 619-940-4SEX or leave the names on reply to one of us on Twitter or post it on Facebook. We’re taking entries until November 18th. Winner will get a large prize package including music and schwag from GuitarRob of Trainwreck In Sarasota fame.
 

April 22, 2011

204: All Yur Holes R Filled w/ Bad Puddins

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204: All Yur Holes R Filled w/ Bad Puddins

Recorded April 10th, we start right off with an awesome beer from Irondale Brewery. Eunichs mess up Victoria’s head but we fix it with Corralejo resposado tequila. Eunichs as midgets? We move from eunichs to pregnant Juggalettes. Somehow this leads to a disturbing PSA. Warning, it’s worse than eunichs and pregnant Jugalettes.

I bring in things I learned from Podcasts. This includes but is not limited to new “facts” about St Patrick’s Day, STDs caught from Thrift Store clothes, sex with an epileptic at a rave and using Cadbury Eggs in ways they were not intended. Victoria gives an invite to all involving their exposed selves and dulce de leche. We have a question for the audience: Can you get throat STDs? I’m thinking herpes might be a possibility but what about others?

Beer of the Week: Irondale Brewery Johnny Mo’s Tres Vieux IPA (204): An unfiltered IPA, Victoria and Daniel love this beer! Great IPA. Rhian says it’s strong but tastes good and this is coming from a wine whore. Victoria says it smells like pot (hops anyone?) and Daniel keeps praising it. As IPAs go, one of our favorites and a solid 5 out of 6 if not higher.

Victoria brings up e-cigarettes and how they’re becoming popular among some of our friends, and raises them with the e-pipe. Birthday present idea: E-Pipe, smoking jacket and an ascot. Victoria asks question number two to the audience: What do Transformers Zombies eat? Rhian offers the theory that Transformer corpse disposal is the cause of the troubles in Japan right now.

Victoria Beckham is trying to name their youngst daughter “Santa”. Santa Beckham. Cause Beast-Man or Evil-Lynn was already taken, Skeletor? Nothing good can come of this! Daniel talks about the start of baseball, soccer and the NHL Playoffs. Victoria wrongly guesses that I have a thing for gold and green. I like ONE team with those colors! Pay more attention, whore! Talk of NFL mascots brings up hot dogs shot from guns like t-shirts. Cause no one wants to be hit in the eye by a hot weiner.

Rhian brings us an article and some Whore News. First up, The Onion parodies Canada. This brings up a fun CBC Special by Rick Mercer called “Talking To Americans”. We discuss how the Bloc Quebecois are corndogging it when it comes to life in general. We segue into whore news by discussing’s Rhian’s past “moments” with hockey players. We hear about Blood-Scented Perfume and how we’re Living In the Corgi Epoch. We end the show with an awesome Awesome List and say hi to all of our friends. Check out the shows on our sidebar. They’re awesome!

 

June 13, 2010

177: I Just Like Their Balls

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177: I Just Like Their Balls

Welcome to Mancast III! Butch joins us while Victoria is out of town. We start out talking celebrity deaths and the first bad joke comes just 85 seconds into the show. We discuss the barleywine from Alaskan Brewery and our favorite WTF from Lagunitas. From there we move onto our other love, bacon. Bacon Moon Pies and Gourmet Bacon Candies in fact. Butch discusses some of the great restaurants and bars that he’s discovered since the last time we heard from him. If you’re in San Diego, check out Noble Experiment and Prohibition for drinks and Cucina Urbana for a great meal.

We segue smoothly from food and drinks to a new segment on the show: Parents of the Week Award. We need your votes between the Stripper Mom or the Alcoholic Dad. Who wins this week’s award? We go from that to sports where the Stanley Cup Finals were still tied, the NBA Finals were still boring and baseball was the exciting talk of the day. This goes on for quite a while, so non-sports fans beware. Butch gives us his World Cup picks (Andrés Escobar DID get murdered) then we get to hear all that’s been goin down in the life and times of one DJ Brotherdarkness. This includes the every awesome Tabe BBQ (unofficial mobile cuisine of Uncast) and some possible block parties happening later this summer in San Diego. Catch him at Bootie San Francisco on August 28th. This one’s just over an hour, 45 minutes long!

 

November 21, 2009

158: OMG I Was A Dyke!

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158: OMG I Was A Dyke!

Victoria starts off by ruining “New Moon” for everyone. We discuss the Lupilin Effect with IPAs and enjoy Avery’s Dugana IPA. There’s talk of JanuaRHI, maple syrup, some movies Victoria recently watched, vampires and Blake Lively. We learn about a man in Britain with bionic bowels. If the robots want to take over, they’ll have to start from our bottoms. We run through a Lightning Round of Food, Australians, the South African Economy and why beer is awesome. Victoria enjoys last.fm on her XBOX 360 now and we ask everyone which of these are sexy: monocles and/or fur hats? Naked pornstar in a ushanka and monocle? Fur hat and long wool socks?

Victoria starts a new band called Glocked and Loaded and we all roll our eyes. No judging though, we swear. Thanks to Butch and others, we learn that bacon sandwiches help cure hangovers. Daniel goes through his Sports News for the week and we wrap things up with an article from our Whorespondant, Rhian. Check her out with Big Jim on Audiobuzzed! Also props go out to our contributors this week. Go listen to I Love Lard and The Scream podcasts and check out Butch’s blogs at ButchRosser.net and TheIslandOfMisfitSongs.com. This episode for 86 minutes, 32 seconds.

The month isn’t over yet! DONATE to Movember for Daniel! Also we still want to hear from you all. Leave comments at uncast.net, email us at uncast.net@gmail.com or call us at (619) 940-4SEX

 

November 6, 2009

156: Hands On The Table

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156: Hands On The Table

We have Rachel and Victor with us this week! Show starts off with some beers for the week and the drinks start flowing far before the recording making for a semi-chaotic output from all involved. There’s even a fuck break involved. For the audiophiles, our apologies.

Victoria’s parents take us out to dinner and we love it. We discuss their latest cruise and how much Victoria hates her mom’s fudge. Victoria starts asking me inappropriate questions about a co-worker and certain cold sex toys. Rachel breaks out the condoms and Victoria breaks out the Sexy Halloween Cocktails and Bacon Bake Sale. Some people at work cheat on contests just for a Wii prize and being a Scottish Brand Ambassador is NOT worth living in Houston for.

Victoria learned some things from podcasts since Daniel is unable to listen to them much anymore thanks to his job responsibilities. Apparently according to the news, Anglicans can now be part of the Catholic church. Who knew?! Why don’t people like to dress up for Halloween like back in the day? The girls grace us with an Awesome List and then we ask you all to share with us your favorite childhood books.

 

April 30, 2009

130: From Slurpers to Wheezers

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130: From Slurpers to Wheezers

Daniel’s sick but we’re both in great moods and the vibe is going strong! The episode starts out with a bit of beer shopping and tasty tastingness. We get ourselves going talking about bacon, deep fried mac n cheese and the wonderful food Victoria cooked this weekend.

There’s whacky custom license plates, bee gangs, glow worms and Victoria’s allergic to soy beans and soy milk but not soy sauce. Why is that? If Victoria has her way, Cinnamon may have a few new live toys to play with and prey on. Victoria contemplates going vegetarian and we both make fun of weather wimps in Pennsylvania.

Getting to news of the week, we discuss the swine flu pandemic and the death of Bea Arthur. Victoria points out some interesting lyrics and we learn a few things from TV. The Testicle Festival teaches us some things we need at the next Uncast party. Please check out that nifty donate button on the website at www.uncast.net. Thank you for your donation.

We add in some renegade magicians, we find out what shoes define us and ask what fast food related guest we could get on our show. We discuss anal play and who gets what when it’s unwelcome. Victoria discusses a story about a man who had a little too much fun in public. There’s a bit of sports news from Daniel, some bits of fashion, some of the worst inventions aimed at men and we end the show with a bit of H.U.A.R. news. All this in 1:21:40.

Links of the Week:
10 Worst Products For Men Ever Discovered
PA schools close due to heat
Robot goes crazy
Humans United Against Robots
Texts From Last Night
Flu Pandemic by The Flying Fish Sailors

 

April 25, 2009

129: Crabapple Jesus

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129: Crabapple Jesus

Victoria starts us off with a short bit about barbies before we get on with the meat of the episode (ie our first gay kiss). We then go from an article on the prevention of the start of life to the celebration of the end of it. Is it for us or for them? You tell us.

We learn about two men who turned their love of bacon into a business and there’s a bit of booze news & 40 years of postal service gaffs before we kick into gear with a few Victoria rants. All of this ends after a heartstopping 67 minutes, 35 seconds. Unbuckle your belt and spank someone with it!

Links:
Bono helps us find our souls
FDA gets it’s head out of the sand about teen sex
Turning bacon into a business
Woman nabbed twice in 3 hours for drunk driving
The 8 Stages of alcohol consumption
I could walk it there faster if it hadn’t come from Montana

 

April 22, 2009

127: Cock Before Cancer

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127: Cock Before Cancer

This week starts off with the revelation that Victoria is not Tori Amos. This leads into some American Idol talk. We discuss this Adam dude and the emotionally unstable cult that follows him. This of course leads into Victoria creating a religion that’s not a religion but more of Her Awesome Idea. The only real principles I paid attention to were: Beer is good, bacon is tasty and shirts off/tits out. Oh and of course we’ll start having meetings at Stone as soon as we can figure out what Her Awesome Idea is going to be.

We learn that Hippos are dangerous marblevores and we need more hippovores. Victoria runs through some backstory on 10 Dr Suess books while I discuss Objectum Sexuals on a semi-serious angle and why it scares me that some people take these disturbed individuals seriously. Remember when we first started talking about gay marriage and Christians asked, “what’s next? People will want to marry their TVs or pets.” Well, it’s starting and we need to stop it.

There’s a bit of a H.U.A.R. news as we learn robots now run on human blood and some microscopic ones fly. There’s some more Easter talk, Victoria loves KUSI and we give our book recommendation for the year: “Mr Darcy Takes a Wife” by Linda Berdoll. All this in 1:09:22.

 

November 5, 2008

103: Trichinosis For The Win

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103: Trichinosis For The Win

We’re here with the DaHonays! Recording from the DaH Theory studios out in Somewheresville, SW USA, we enjoy some bubbly after a big Texas Tech win over the #1 Longhorns (NOT #1 ANYMORE!)

We start out with some talk about old college days and the early days of the internet before moving on to topics at hand. Those include my first week of unemployment, our weekend with the DaHonays and the Texas Tech game. Add a few articles for fun, stir up a few drinks and chomp on some bacon. This episode was a blast to record! We come in at 1:11:31.6 for those counting at home.

Remember there’s still a couple days to vote for us on podcastawards.com. you better have been voting once every 24 hours or we’ll have to start smashing some heads. You listen, you like, you support. It’s that easy!

Speaking of, there is this little deal the girls have made but one change has been made since we recorded. The deadline. Send us a donation of over $5 before November 16th at midnight Pacific Time and you will get emailed photo shots of Dah and Victoria breasts.

 

October 5, 2008

097: Can I Lick It To Make Copies?

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097: Can I Lick It To Make Copies?

Becky’s birthday including sushi, cake, beef boxty, Irish music and Pinkberry. Victoria entertains us with random insertions of Bruce Springstein. Daniel has an issue with a sign on new copiers at work. Join the Donut/Bacon campaign for 2008. Victoria brings us an awesome list that no one can take seriously.

We recap the game of the week, come up with a new one and Victoria complains about Jeff Reed. There’s a history lesson in hobos and if Dick Cheney is a zombie, would you rather he take you from behind or eat your brains? For those not grossed out by the thought, Martha Stewart likes long weiners. We end the episode with a story of an accident with tweezers.

As of the release of this episode, Uncast #100 has been recorded but we are still taking audio messages for the show. Send them in to uncast.net@gmail.com and if we get it before the show is finalized, we’ll include it. Take care and slainte! This only took us 49 minutes, 27 seconds.

 

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