December 29, 2011

232: G-Spot Magician

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232: G-Spot Magician

Rhizzy Vizzy Deezy Beautiful Cover Girl! Grab both of your fists and put good stuff in your mouth while we put good stuff in your ear. The fallen angels are horny and it’s Christmas time. We discuss the need for donations, both for getting Rhian to the Mayo Clinic and to produce an Uncast porn video (or pictures if your donation is cheap). This also leads to doing a 50’s style PSA video on “How To Host An Orgy”.

Victoria finds an article with Gift Guides for sex toy enthusiasts. Victoria brings us her Christmas Awesome List and Rhian has a story about a dear baby seal who just wanted a nap on the couch. We also learn about the sungrazer comet that wouldn’t die. Rhian brings us Whore News including a banning of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

NAME DANIEL’S PENIS! You have until January 7th but don’t wait.
 

November 7, 2011

226: You Can’t Squirt With An Audience

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226: You Can’t Squirt With An Audience

Due to an mp3 upload error on Daniel’s part, 226 is temporarily unavailable. This should be fixed by  11/8/2011, 7pm Pacific Time. Sorry folks!

We start right off on this Halloween episode with awesome spiced beer and a new bukkake superhero. We have to explain to our live audience what bukkake is. Victoria also has lots of questions for our audience. This of course blends into fisting and why guys are weirded out by super kinky sex acts. This leads to squirting and Daniel has questions for those female listeners who have. Victoria brings up Thai ladyboys and this naturally segues into a story about a Shapeshifting Hooker. We get another entry in the “Name Daniel’s Penis” contest. If it’s turned purple, let go of it, man!We are really touched and honored to share some critical acclaim from someone close to the show. Bias much? You bet! We’ll still take it cause it’s real! Go check out Junkenstein’s blog and his new podcast, “Junk’s Trunk” which is ‘like a musical essay’ and really great. Victoria shares an article about a man who firebombed a Taco Bell due to a meat shortage in his Chalupa. We learn that China is now Cracking Down On Overly Entertaining TV. Victoria shares her ultimate shameber song. Click it, damn you! We end the show with Whore News about a topless woman that leads cops on a 200 km/hr chase. Now THAT’S a fast whore. Speaking of fast. We get this out in an hour, four minutes and nine seconds.
 

October 26, 2011

224: Occupy Rhian

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Live again from vokle.com. You’ll need to get high before listening to this one. Victoria and Rhian both have a lot on their hands in dealing with Daniel. We learn the origin of the phrase “Laundry List”. Victoria introduces a new business idea and we’re all appalled. Or not.  Guest listeners mistake vokle.com for myfreecams.com and we have to let them down gently. This also includes their requests for various animal noises. These people really like some freaky shit.

Rhian brings us a list (you know how we love our lists) of the 10 Foods For A Better Sex Life. After getting bored with the list Victoria and Rhian start hitting on each other instead. In the process of this and learn that Rhian does not play with food for sex. Not into it. Stop trying. We learn all about lubes thanks to a recent episode of Doctor Oz.

We discuss this Occupy movement and wonder what the hell is this movement really about? Why now? Are we supposed to be the 99% or the 1%? What if I’m the 13%? Do they even know what this is really about or is it just an opportunity for us to bitch about everything we’re upset about or see as unfair in the ‘system’? Is this actually going to change anything or is it one more example of a lot of people bitching and yelling for a while and then going back to their lives with nothing being done?

We do know we love our listeners and special thanks to FuzBubbles for adding us on GetGlue. Thanks, love! Rhian brings us 14 Words With No English Equivalent and we have a blast trying to pronounce them. We ask all of you working in a service that requires the cleaning of public restrooms. Can you maybe go in and clean those a lot more often? Every hour for malls and stores with high volume, 2-3 times a day for restaurants or low-volume stores, etc? We jump from that right into whore news dealing with dogs and the newly crowned “Whore-o-ween”.

 

October 17, 2011

223: What Does Albino Smell Like?

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223: What Does Albino Smell Like?

This week is a blend of chaos and cray cray. Starting with this year’s version of Shipyard Smashed Pumpkin Ale, we discuss medieval shit, eggnog, hiring a personal show butcher, mernimals and add Fish Bottom as a band name. First article of the week is about Clitoral Stimulation. We talk about albinos (hence the show title) and Victoria pens a novel titled: “How To Fuck A Mermaid: And Other Tails”.

Canadians voted for their Provincial Premiers and we discuss Canadian politics a bit. We also discuss Canadian Thanksgiving and the fun that comes with that each year. We celebrated here in the United States a bit by making the same dish. Tourtieres (meat pies) are quite tasty. Going back to politics, we learn about a politician that strips during a recent commercial.

Victoria comes strong with an Awesome List from heaven and we all enjoy a taste of the awesome. Our very dear friend, Annam Manthiram has written a book titled “After The Tsunami” and we’re going to be seeing her at a reading next month. We’re really proud of her and we want to push her book as much as we can. We discuss things parents say that just don’t make any sense. Rhian brings us whore news and everything is alright. First we learn that it is okay to be a porn star and a high school teacher. We also hear about a woman that wanted a male stripper for her 100th birthday. I hope I’m still that horny at 100. Hell, I hope I reach 100. Maybe. All this in an hour, seven minutes, thirty-eight seconds.

 

September 21, 2011

220 – I Just Deflated The Sex Toy

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This week is classic Uncast. We start off trying to talk beer but get sidetracked by the Fallen Angels discussions on a new idea for IKEA (check the title). We finally get around to discussing the beer and it turns out to be worthy of nothing but…well, nothing. Our first article of the week is Cracked’s list of The 5 Things You Do Every Day That Are Actually Addictions.

We discuss new comedy shows we’ve seen, including the easy to hate yet hilarious Bo Burnham and the easy to love yet blended reviewed Wyatt Cenac. We discuss seals defending people, and the pros and cons of recent internet memes. There’s the stupidity of A Woman Asked To Remove Her Pot Shirt At A Willie Nelson Concert and then there’s dueling Whore News stories. First, there’s more Erotic Dancing On A Plane and then there’s a barmaid that has the local wives steaming mad. She looks like old wet leather that’s been ridden hard and beaten mercilessly. All this and more in an hour, a minute and forty some seconds.

 

July 18, 2011

211: Dolphin Fucking

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Again the background noise exists because it’s REALLY hot at the casa and rhisort. Forgives us. We jump right in with dolphin fucking. Before we started the show, we listened to the June 16th episode of the XZone Podcast with guest Malcolm J Brennerwho claims to have been loved and been courted by a dolphin. Not only does he admit this on radio but he wrote a book about it.During a day of clothes shopping, Victoria possibly gets maybe hit on by a barista. We drink some awesome sahti beer and discuss our independence day weekend. The United States included a BBQ and Canada enjoyed shitty music minus Great Big Sea and “Will & Kate” minus the eight. Daniel adds in the “15 Signs You’re Talking To A Canadian.”

We discuss our first impressions of the new Google Plus and Daniel brings us 6 Beloved 80’s Toys With Horrifying Origin Stories. It bombs. Don’t blame him. He did what he could with what he had to work with. So he follows it up with AskMen.com’s version of the top 10 Female Sex Fantasies. The girls have a good laugh and Rhian saves the show with some Whore News.
 

May 12, 2011

205: Gimme the Full Frontal

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205: Gimme the Full Frontal

Recorded the first weekend of May, this is Rhian’s first Uncast hosting gig away from the Casa. We discuss the weekend of crazy including: Victoria needs hats, royals are weird, deaths galore and why Canada is not allowed to vote anymore. Rhian discusses her trip back to Canada and how we miss her so much.

Cinnamon has a new boyfriend. We call him Jack. Jack is not an animal, plant and may not even be a mineral. Victoria has a new requirement for her “Birthday Song”. Victoria and Daniel get new phones and it’s a civil war all of a sudden. We discuss our favorite applications. Victoria has a new idea for a series of children’s books. I would say you won’t believe it but you probably will. Someone is also the last one to understand the not-so-hidden meaning in the name RU486. Victoria brings a lot of stuff out of the left field of her mind.

After all this and an hour into the show, we start getting into a few articles and end with whore news! The links for the show can be found below. After Andrea reads some tweets from Victoria’s mom, the episode ends just under an hour twenty-five. ENJOY!

Links:
Two galaxies colliding into a rose
BeerCandy
Man Bursts Into Flames In S.F. Porn Shop
Whore News – Date Goes Wrong
Whore News – Kissing Box

 

July 7, 2010

179: No Homo

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179: No Homo

This was recorded June 21st! Hurray us for getting shows out..on..time..or not. Hey! Rhian from Audiobuzzed joins us to celebrate! The Victoria is too Posh tonight. We discuss the latest episode of The Boondocks and the way Tyler Perry got torn to shreds by Aaron McGruder. The area surrounding Rhi has gotten some visitations by large animals and we don’t mean Big Jim. In literary news, we learn that “meece” or “meese” has nothing to do with moose or mice. No matter what Urban Dictionary says. We also discuss kangaroos and whether they can punch their own stomachs. VERY interesting indeed!

We truly enjoyed this week’s Beer of The Week: Stone’s 14th Anniversary Emperial IPA. Victoria has decided to eliminate card giving at work. Everyone just writes the same shit in every card so it’s not really that personalized. She did get some awesome gifts from Becky, though. Meanwhile, I had one of the best Birthdays EVER! Want to know? LISTEN TO THE SHOW!!! We have a bevvy of calls to the Uncast Line just as we’re getting into a little question: Does every vampire series need to include werewolves ever since Underworld came out?! True Blood has ‘em, The Gates has ‘em, The Twilight Series has ‘em and we’re getting sick of them.

Rhian brings a bit of whore news with the MuchMusic Awards which were held in mid-June. We wonder why Canadian musical acts can’t show up to a Canadian Music Awards show. We wonder why the fuck a 17-year old girl is walking around in a skirt/dress without underwear on. We spend a long time shitting on a number of celebrities from the Awards show. Of course there’s World Cup news long long behind the now and we end with Vivi’s story from a ballgame including a review of the Proper Gastropub in San Diego. We do all this in 61:52. CALL US at 619-940-4SEX or comment at uncast.net! We miss hearing from our listeners!

 

June 5, 2010

176: It’s No Rubicon

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176: It’s No Rubicon

We start right off with questions about the reality of gargoyles, gummi bears and other fantasy cartoon characters. Then theres lots of beer. I mean LOTS. We go through the Facebook privacy thing, a new band name from Victoria and our embarassment with Tyra.

Victoria introduces a new segment called Dolphin Talk and the Review Corner. There’s even an Awesome List! Short notes, long show. Enjoy!

Questions about the realness Gargoyles, Gummi Bears and other fantasy cartoon characters. Enjoy all 79:16 of it. I know I will!

Links:
www.greenflashbrew.com/
http://churchillspub.us/
http://gizmodo.com/5534736/more-reasons-why-you-should-still-quit-facebook
http://gizmodo.com/5530178/top-ten-reasons-you-should-quit-facebook
Dear God Tyra
http://news.sciencemag.org/sciencenow/2010/02/dolphin-diabetes-could-be-import.html
http://news.sciencemag.org/sciencenow/2010/02/is-a-dolphin-a-person.html
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/05/16/tv.chef.arrested/index.html?hpt=T2

 

October 21, 2009

155: Wherjews

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155: Wherjews

Starting off the show with a nice hoppy IPA from Scotland. Y’all know how I like my scotch. I also like Scottish Ales. We go into the first of what will be many pot lucks at my new place of employment. That of course leads to some of Victoria’s latest cooking goodies. We also go to the latest Rev concert at the House of Blues and what happens when you mix hillbilly with Motley Crue. Follow that with a Party!Super Party! And you can’t believe the fun that could be had.

Victoria bitches about Geico commercials, read about a wooly bridey and a strange Japanese restaurant centered around paying it forward. There’s football Game of the Week action and guess what happened? It wasn’t a hummer, that’s what it wasn’t! Gimme this, gimme that, call us or email us you know where to go. We just wanna hear from ya. Enjoy this episode in a flat 51 minutes.

 

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